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>Dad figured out l have a brokerage account
>Buys me a 3 month subscription to the Wall Street Journal

>> No.24124299

He wants you to be successful and is supportive. Hug your dad.

>> No.24124330

Nice dad.

>> No.24124352

>>24124330
>>24124299
Isn't WSJ fake news?

>> No.24124355

>>24124279
Call him a Jew lover

>> No.24124377

>>24124279
>he actually gives a fuck about son despite not knowing shit about how it works
yes, hug him

>> No.24124393

>>24124352
yeah but op’s dad doesn’t know that
or he’s a Jewish shill working for mossad
be careful op

>> No.24124405

>>24124279
I wish my dad was still alive

>> No.24124412

>>24124279
are ya winning, son?

-Dad

>> No.24124418

>>24124279
that shit becomes 40$ a month, i had to call to cancel it. fuck that useless rag

>> No.24124447

>>24124279
Good dad man.

However fuck the jews at the WSJ.

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24124468

>>24124279
epic dad

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24124475

>>24124279
Are ya winning, son?

>> No.24124606

>>24124279
Explain to him you're chasing shitcoins on uniscam. Than persuade him to cash out his roth ira and take a mortgage and go all in.

>> No.24124614

>>24124279

roll up that boomer newspaper and stick it up your dad's corn hole.

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24124622

fuck you OP

>> No.24124638

>>24124279
It was a nice gesture, give him a blowjob.

>> No.24124829

>>24124279
This repost is a good indicator of how many newfags we have on /biz/ at different market cycles.

>> No.24125112

>>24124279
Nice where can I subscribe?

>> No.24125289

>>24124279
>figured out
you don't talk the market with your dad? what kind of faggot are you?

>> No.24125327

>>24124279

just go back to uni. Free wsj, financial times, etc. subscriptions

>> No.24125416

>>24124279
>wow can't wait for my daily dose of stock trading news from the WSJ
>10 Reasons Why White People Need to Be Genocided Immediately

Thank you WSJ

>> No.24125493

>>24125112
https://subscribe.wsj.com/hpheaderlink
Looks like you subscribe there

>> No.24125510

>>24124352
WSJ is actually one of the least fake tho.

>> No.24125548

>>24124352

Yes, so just tell him you read the online version or something like that. By boomer standards he is putting in a lot of effort.

>> No.24125609

Your dad cares for you, even if you are 100% crypto you should appreciate the guesture!

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>>24124279
Some boomers are good at investing. You might want to take his advice even if it doesn't seem to make sense.

>> No.24126350

>>24124352
If you know how to read between the lines it isn’t. Either way, you’ll read one week old twitter threads in journalistic fashion and nothing else there.

>> No.24126545

>>24124405
I feel you, fren. Sorry for you loss.

>> No.24126584

>>24124475
kek everytime

>> No.24126852

>>24124279
nice gesture. if you dont say thanks it will hurt him inside. even tough guys feel

>> No.24127207

>>24124279
Based
Tell him while you think there's stuff to invest in the stock market you think it's overvalued and are looking for new opportunities, and that cryptos are the new horizon even old fossils like paul tudor jones and BlackRocks CIO are now starting to oogle

Say you want to try be on the cutting edge and are intrigued by this space
Hopefully he can support you even in this endeavor