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What's the best way to protect your wealth from your wife?

>> No.23987628

>>23987606
That's some bullshit. Imagine having to pretend to enjoy this, no one except the ones dancing do. Weddings truly are a scam. I'm glad my girl despises them too.

>> No.23987630

bitcoin multi-sig
make it 2-out-of-3 multisig, give her one and keep 2 for yourself
when she tries to move it, she realizes she can't and you're already half way across the globe by then

if you wanna hide while married, monero

>> No.23987641

>>23987606
Never get married or have most of your wealth in bitcoin and rent a house instead of buying that way when she files papers you can take off with it all

>> No.23987644

>>23987606
Prenup, that's it. Unless you can hide it very well you're fucked.

>> No.23987647

>>23987606
Don't marry.

>> No.23987658

>>23987606
Spend it all on hookers and blow

>> No.23987730
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23987730

>>23987606
Oddly similar but much more intimidating

>> No.23987747

>>23987606
god i hate americans

>> No.23987757

make your money before you get married. then keep it seperate and possibly in a trust. compounded gains should not be marital property, but any withdrawn dividends will likely be.

>> No.23987780
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23987780

Imagine still wanting to get married in 2020 lmao

>> No.23987782

>>23987644
prenups can be bypassed

>> No.23987800

>>23987628
husbands enjoy this

it's the last look at some bridesmaid ass we'll ever get

>> No.23987801

>>23987606
Americans literally are not human.

>> No.23987810

>>23987782
Yeah I know, but that is the only real thing you can do.

>> No.23987836

>>23987801
and to think, hundreds of thousands of white men died in the 1930s and 1940s in defense of this "culture"

>> No.23987852

Monero

>> No.23987920

>>23987800
You are a loser

>> No.23987929

Physical gold/silver in cash has less of a paper trail than sending your money to an exchange and cashing out

>> No.23988767

>>23987606

Never getting married. But if you want to do so anyway, go for a waterproof marriage contract.

>> No.23988891

>>23987606
imagine marrying one of these degenerate cunts
the absolute state of burger "culture"

>> No.23988970

Weddings only make sense if you are a Chritian....or I guess you have a strong religious belief of other religions. They made 100% sense to me after I became a Beleiver. They are a spiritual union in front of your church and in front of God. Anything secular is pure cringe in marriages. If you want to commit to someone and you aren't a believer keep the fuck out of churches and stop dragging people into it. Most marry after fucking for years and living together...fuck these people. Muh I want to make a public commitment after I aready fucked for 3 years...

>> No.23988988
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23988988

>>23987606
get a better wife

>> No.23989038

>>23987606
get a man

>> No.23989062

>>23987836
If only Hitler succeeded. America is Weimar 2.0

>> No.23989101

>>23987606
Nothing is sacred anymore, frens.

>> No.23989110

>>23987606
ok why teh fuck does everyone do this same dance in tiktok videos? is this a meme im not aware of?

>> No.23989130

>>23987606
sharia marriage

>> No.23989213

She dies in an unfortunate accident.

>> No.23989238
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23989238

>>23987606
Imagine witnessing the depravity of nigger "culture" and unironically adopting it as your own.

>> No.23989259

>>23987920
my first thought

>> No.23989317

>>23987780
LOL

>> No.23989332

>>23988891

Incel rage is best rage
anon keep it coming

>> No.23989336
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23989336

>>23987606
>I’m putting together a team.

>> No.23989349
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23989349

>>23987606
You develop a "drug habit", and you "spent" everything.

>> No.23989421
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23989421

>>23987630
>Giving your wife your keys

>> No.23989445

By not having one

>> No.23989511

>>23987628
Same

>> No.23989539
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23989539

Here's the deal, should you try to divorce me I'll fucking throw you off a cliff, this fucking fast and simple, that's it. Now think about it in the kitchen hon.

>> No.23989602

>>23987606
don't tell her about how SFTs you mined haha

>> No.23989622

>>23988988
That's a husband

>> No.23989705

>>23987606
Be ugly

>> No.23989751
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>>23989238
at this point only white sharia can unironically save the west

>> No.23989754
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23989754

>>23988988
I'd make him my wife

>> No.23990222

>>23987606

wife and children drain wealth more than anything else I can think of. I dont see the point in them

>> No.23990304

>>23987920
Agreed.

>> No.23990463

>>23989754
thats a woman!

>> No.23990493

>>23989110
that's what people do on tiktok, they all do the same dance for a while and then they move on to the next dance

>> No.23990513

fear

>> No.23991100

>>23988970
Well put, here here

>> No.23991335

>>23989751
Who's this Sharia and does she do anal?

>> No.23991428

The toiley fill tank is a good place.

I get a ziplock and throw $20 a paycheck in there..she never looks i got like 5k in it right now

>> No.23991609

>>23988891
this

>> No.23991643

>>23987606
Not having a wife. Donate to sperm banks to continue genetic legacy.

>> No.23991731

I hide gold as a divorce insurance policy, also she has no idea I have a quarter million worth of crypto

>> No.23991814

>>23987606
Wtf is that faggot dance? Some tiktok shit? I've seen those moves like 10webm on /biz/ today.

>> No.23991885

>>23987606
Shoot her

>> No.23991940
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>>23987780
FINNA COOM

>> No.23992013

>>23989332
you're coping hard. burgerland women are the worst and most "liberated" in the world

>> No.23992065

>>23987800
Why do married fags always brag about being losers/miserable? Its like people who are already losers in life using self depreciating humor as a coping mechanism.
>h-haha my wife made my sell my motorcycle! what can you do happy wife happy life!
fucking pathetic. How can any man with fucking dignity marry in 2015+5? ;

>> No.23992135

>>23987920
on 4chan losers are called fags

>> No.23992157

>>23987606
The prenup you signed beforehand

>> No.23992197

>>23992157
>prenup
being this retard

>> No.23992199

>>23987644
>Prenup
useless. Also it strains your marriage relations, people aint stupid anon, even women

>Unless you can hide it very well you're fucked
do you think putting some money beforehand in crypto is traceable? As long as you keep it removed from your life this money is beyond awareness of your spouse, the government, and courts

>is it legit
you tell me dumbfuck, would you rather be safe or sorry?

>> No.23992238

>>23992157
Most people have no idea what fucking prenups mean. They can ONLY protect your assets that you had BEFORE the marriage. She can and will take half if not more of your shit if its earned/acquired in the duration of the marriage. And even then prenups get routinely tossed out of court everytime the w*man cries victimhood.
>waaah i didnt know what it mean
>i felt threatened, scared, confused!!!
Women know better than to marry men who make less than them too. Fucking calculative cunts. Everything about their nature is so appalling, you can only like it if its works conveniently for you(i.e you are a chad).

>> No.23992249

>>23987852
you need to be able to successfully conceal putting money from your bank account to your coins. It doesnt matter if you have monero stash hidden away. If they can prove you moved some serious cash from your account (this informtaion is kinda simple to get), youre screwed.

>> No.23992268

>>23987606
Dirty fucking seppo molls, get fucked

>> No.23992274

>>23988891
Most men don't get much choice in who they end up with

>> No.23992277

>>23989349
>You develop a "drug habit", and you "spent" everything.
thats more like it, tho Id rather look for something easier to prove, any better ideas?

>> No.23992323

>go thru monero
>oh sorry lost all my money on rugpull
>leave some money aside to fly the fuck out

>> No.23992335

>>23991428
Based practical anon

>> No.23992644

>>23987780
my sides are gone

>> No.23992857

>>23987606
jesus how prevalent is nigger “culture” in the US? Seems like white people have accepted it as the cool thing to do no matter how degenerate.

>> No.23992983
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23992983

>>23988988
now thats a woman

>> No.23993108

>>23992857
It's bizarre. The "music" sounds dreadful, they look and act like dirty thugs in nearly all media, yet they're cool and not repulsive.

>> No.23993180

>>23989332
Disgust at cultural decay doesnt make one an incel.

>> No.23993307
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>>23991428
Lol
>>23987606
Not sure if pic rel is for real or not

>> No.23993316
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23993316

>>23987606
1) Don't get married in Anglo shitholes
2) Don't get you marriage recognised in Anglo shitholes
3) Make prenup exclusions to include any investments made from previous money entities (get that compound interest going) before marriage.

>> No.23993532

>>23992983
thats a guy

>> No.23993677

they have these units outside banks where instead of having your money stored in the bank and every transaction is recorded and saved forever you can actually take ownership of it and spend it wherever you like. They even ask you when you spend this physical paper money if you would like a paper receipt to record the transaction but you can just say no. It's crazy I know!
do this all the time, and when you have enough built up go to a coinshop and buy an oz of gold. $28,000 usd is 14 ozt or 435g, about the same weight as a tin of spagetti.

>> No.23993940

>>23989110
It's the female equivalent of fortnight dancing.

>> No.23994005
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>>23987606

>> No.23994051

Marry a woman that's working and contributing as well

>> No.23994091

>>23987606
XMR
M
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>> No.23994182

>>23987606
Own gold. Don’t tell her or anyone else about it. Figure out the rest yourself!

>> No.23994245

>>23987628
based, find yourself a woman who is disgusted by the concept of spending $10000+ on wedding.

>> No.23994774

>>23987630
why give her any of the sigs at all in the first place? Makes way more sense to just keep your crypto a secret from her.

>> No.23994777
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>>23987628
Your girl is a sleeper cell as my friends and I call them. They're the most dangerous of all girls. They say whatever they think you want to hear. They do whatever they think you want them to do. All the while though they're planning. In their minds, their rugged "hard work" in "proving" themselves makes them the special exceptions. They're the masters of making you think they're not like all the other girls.

It won't be until much later (which means they'll waste more of your time than a standard girl), but they'll eventually start doing commitment gambits like every other girl you've ever dated. Here's how that will look in some cases: all of their friends are getting married, you'll have a few destination weddings, a few that are just downright opulent, weddings costing more than payments on houses for a couple that is renting.

In short, women wasting money and the simps paying 250,000% premiums on their pussy that you have watch again and again, practically conditioning you to do the same like those old psychology experiments where people try to convince the person in the room a line is a different length than it really is. This is where your girl will show her hand. "I can't believe they're spending all that money...when I get married I don't want anything big like that!" And that's when her negotiations begin.

She'll crack and show how she really is. They all do. Women are 100% all the same and the moment you forget that, your ass is toast. Date women, drop them the moment they start doing commitment gambits, and move on to the next. Unless you are absolutely, completely, ready to have kids. In which case, sift through all of the women, cute ones included, with genetic defects and bizarre health issues you've never heard of before, and find a healthy hot girl to reproduce with. Behaviorally though, you're fucking up if you think you found someone special. There is one woman on Earth. One. She just wears a million different disguises.

>> No.23994789

>>23992238
>waaah i didnt know what it mean
I have no idea why but this is so rage enducing just to read by itself, let alone imagining it.

>> No.23994798

>>23987606
bury it and kill yourself, dont tell anywhere where it is.

>> No.23994961

>>23994777
checked. It really sucks how the corporate world has also hijacked female psychology to fuck us over. It's the same shit with bullshit like diamonds. Obviously sparkly rocks are a huge scam, and you might even be able to convince your girlfriend that this is the case. But it won't matter to her, because she still wants the sparkly rock regardless, because she needs the social validation from her friends, social media, etc.

>> No.23994988

Use 0x MR

>> No.23995046

>>23994245
My ex disliked the idea of a big wedding.
She was into "Spending that money instead in traveling"
I hate mindless traveling. She saw it as the ultimate life experience, I dislike these millenial mindset that "traveling" to other countries is some sort of valid interest.

Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy visiting other countries, but I am not fucking basic enough to make it my whole reason for having money and spending it.

>> No.23995063

>>23994988
>$270 volume
Use a toilet

>> No.23995103
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>>23994777
>She just wears a million different disguises.

Many faces, as it were. Thanks for your incisive post, fren. I'll protect my lovely ballsack with greater vigilance going forward.

>> No.23995112

>>23987606
Just don’t get married I guess. I already know marriage or relationships aren’t for me. I admit it’s partially due to being socially inept. But I still think it would get boring and frustrating after a while. I’ve always been a loner and I don’t think I could ever trust a woman not to cheat on me.

>> No.23995155

>>23994988
go away moron
0xmonero is trash
no matter how many times you spam it
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/

>> No.23995206

>>23987606
1. prenup
2. irrevocable trust with you as sole beneficiary
3. put house in irrevocable trust with you as sole beneficiary
4. shell company for asset storage
5. monero

>> No.23995249

>>23995046
thats not based, traveling is a good experience if done right. You unironically sound like an incel

>> No.23995337

>>23987606
Not have a wife.