/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, chill edition

bobos and fresh meat edition

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love my F
Love my LEVI
Love my covvies

Why should i buy something that has gone up like 200k%?

RYAN COHEN, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
MOON'S ORBIT, CHEWY'S MOMMA
TAKE ME HOME, RYAN COHEN

>>23986726
First for kaiji

Was Ryan Cohen declaring war on Sherman and the board before Q3 part of your plan?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8952973/Boeing-737-runs-kills-brown-bear-landing-Alaska-animal-strayed-runway.html

Airliner just killed a stray brown bear. Is this the sign of the Golden Bull?

Also bearfags on suicide watch

>>23986726
>Tesla joining S&P 500
>Qualcomm allowed to sell to Huawei
Why haven't you bought into real companies and watch your fortune grow?
I'm out here getting RICH

>>23986764
>My brother separated from birth... I knew this day would come, but while you studied 3dpd, I studied 2d. Let's see if your powers can defeat mine!

>>23986772
God I fucking hate these automated articles
>"It's very interesting how the stock went up 3.56% today after the 12.77% YTD upturn. Compared to competitors like [input value] we see a p/e of 34.779."

You know you're on the wrong side of history when you cheer on for American cops to use water cannons on people who lost their jobs due to the shut downs when winter is coming.

>institutional investors now take up 67% of RKT
bullish. i'd advise to take a small position in RKT but I know /smg/ only go for the meme stocks

>>23986862
who is doing that anon

>>23986822
>tfw my dad unironically has a motley fool subscription

>>23986759
I love F. After I'm done buying for any given day, I'll usually have anywhere from $10 - $40 left over sitting in the account. I'll usually just check out F, and if they are low, I'll buy a few shares. Then in a day or two, I'll sell them, and make a few cents. It's such irrelevant money, and I could make more money just by checking the drive through of a McDonald's and grabbing the change people drop, but there is just something so satisfying about earning that 8 cents.

>>23986876
reddit. They're cheering on Euro cops for using water cannons on protestors,and commenting that they wish that they would do that in America.

>>23986882
F

>>23986754
EXPLAIN WHAT THIS MEANS FOR MY BELOVED NIO

>here's your 750M market cap bro

>>23986818
>work evening shift
>checked my portfolio before work
>down $46 with an hour or so before the bell
>check during my break to see if I was still down
>see my TSLA holdings
>mfw
What are the odds that TSLA is going to hold where it's at, or is it just going to drop back down?

>>23986862
You should know that a lot of insurance companies cover sex transitions

>>23986911
As she strikes the billiards ball it bounces around and lands in the middle of the table

She's still giving you that look

>>23986863
I’ve been holding RKT for months now, hasn’t payed off yet. It’s really stubborn regardless of analyst ratings, earnings, or news

Am I gonna make it?

So here is what I want to do. But I have never done options before and wanted to know if I am doing this right before I call my broker and buy the options. What are your guys opinion?

>>23986982
Hopefully

>>23986945
TSLA will moon tomorrow with the news. Stick around and watch pre-market if you want

>>23986973
Never sell anything ever

So here is what I want to do. But I have never done options before and wanted to know if I am doing this right before I call my broker and buy the options. What are your guys opinion?

>>23986968
Girls are not supposed to be able, they are supposed to be pretty and look sexy doing things.

Nobody actually expects women to do stuff. I certainly don't.
>>23986928
When you wake up NIO will no longer exist. In fact instead of owning stocks you will owe stocks.

>>23986984
>Calculating profits on a stock goes up 10000% basis
Anon...

>>23986822
I noticed the websites dont provide anything new. Literally just rehash information as if not an actual person wrote the article.

How do I go about making a website like this? Considering people for some reason seem to be willing to pay for this.

>>23986991
I’ve learned this. Taken me all year and barely breaking even throughout

>>23987015
I audibly lold

>>23986863
>but I know /smg/ only go for the meme stocks
Anon that stock was memed months back. What are you even suggesting? Or were you one of those left bagholding?

>>23987051
How the hell? I nearly doubled my money with NIO, cbat, li, and xpev since Nov 11...

>>23987005
Why do you think its gonna go up?

I'm in love with my best friend's wife...

>>23986928
you'll be in debt by 20x of your original investment

>>23987098
Then hes not your friend lol

> Announce Vaccine
> Investors sell Tech and buy S&P550 + Russell 2000
> Cases rise at geometric rate

The Nasdaq pullback is going to reverse, there is no way the vaccine is going to be out in time. SPY to $325, $IWM to $160, $QQQ to 305 By Dec 18th.

>>23987087
Momentus to become public through merger with stable road acquisition
Merger to create the first publicly traded space infrastructure company at the forefront of the new space economy

>Momentus partners and customers include SpaceX, Lockheed Martin, and NASA

>Momentus to become publicly listed through a business combination with Stable Road Acquisition Corp. (Nasdaq: SRAC, SRACU, SRACW) (“Stable Road”)

>Combined company will have an estimated enterprise value of approximately $1.2 billion and will become listed on Nasdaq under the ticker symbol “MNTS” following expected transaction close in early 2021

>Pro forma for the transaction, Momentus will have approximately $310 million in cash on the balance sheet, to be funded by Stable Road’s $172.5 million of cash held in trust (assuming no redemptions) and $175.0 million from a fully committed common stock PIPE at $10.00 per share, including investments from private equity growth investors, family offices and select top tier public institutional investors

>Momentus is creating the first hub and spoke model in space by offering last-mile delivery in partnership with key launch operators, including SpaceX.

>>23987108
SPY 345 *

>>23987107
He's my best friend, he's a great dude but not a good husband. She's so pretty and funny. I have morals about that kind of stuff though, but a man can dream. Also in case anyone is wondering, I know I'm being a faggot but I'm not baggie.

I am invested in a shitton of oil and thought I was going to be fucked mwhen Biden won, but oil just keeps rocketing up, I have literally no idea what's going on. I mean coronovirus seems worse than ever and everything is going to lock down again and more taxes are coming, but oil just keeps going up!

I guess in the end establishment wars in the middle east again will do wonders for the price of oil

>>23987108
Idk whats gonna happen but these firms all seem bent on releasing info at just the right time to keep the momentum going as if though were being baited into final bull trap before a massive crash. Wpuld suck as im heavily invested but wouldnt put it past them to be orchastrating this.

When the MAX gets approved (and before it actually flies, just in case), Boeing is going to pop an easy 10-20% right? And then short covering and fomo up to old highs?

That means it has to be a TOP STOCK for 2020/2021 right? Which means... is it time to buy DEFN over SOXL or TQQQ???

>>23987015
Season 2???
I wasn’t crazy about kreb or Clem or whatever. But I liked the other two.

>>23987071
How old are you?

I really want BYDDY and XPEV to still have juice in them...

>>23987098
you can buy your own body pillows

>>23987119
Hopefully they find more than just SpaceX to corroborate with
Elon eventually fucks all his business partners

How does this picture make you feel?

>>23987071
Cbat wtf is up with that
I though it was a pump and dump that was going to be exit scammed.

>>23987005
I figured ur the same shill from the other day pretending to be someone else. But then you posted this >>23987119 and now Im 100% positive ur the same guy.

>>23987126
>falling in love with a woman
ngmi, ive been 'in love' many times in my life but have never had a stronger love than I have had with my brothers (no homo)

>>23987126
>polscum thinks of his friends wife in a romantic way
The Torah forbids this for a reason. Ask your religious teachers about king Solomon. You need to be educated more good.

>>23987136
>biden won
>why is oil going up
u tarded?

any anons using IBKR/interactive brokers? would appreciate some tips
>>23987073

>>23987140
Old enough to be your dad.

>>23987155
Let me guess if I call you a nasty tranny posting degenerate ur going claim ur just posting the tranny posters pics, right tranny poster anon

>>23987126
you're posting fucking cringe you embarrassing normie
jesus fuck stop posting

>>23987126
wow you're a fag

>>23987136
Biden didn't win oil, Pfizer did.

>>23987137
Definitely seems like it. $ARKW bought $4M of TSLA shares just before the announcement today. Seems manipulative. News comes out just at the right time for some.

>>23987162
Yes this is what I was saying. We were literally talking about how it was projected to rocket in value shortly after the nio frenzy. Anyone who didn't join after we spoke of this, well then that's frankly unfortunate.

>>23987178
Stopped using them after they charged for getting live options pricing. NickelAndDimeBrokers (tm)

>>23987167
>>23987175
>>23987186
>>23987191
>>23987197
I'm the tranny poster, I'm literally invincible to you. I look at people like you as ants. You should worship me frankly.

>>23987005
Nobody tell him

>>23987149
Our first vehicle, Vigoride, will eventually be capable of deploying up to 750 kilograms of
small satellites anywhere in low earth orbit. We are building upon last year’s successful
in-space test of our water plasma propulsion and will be conducting our first flight with
customers in December 2020.

>This will be the deciding factor on whether or not this stock will moon to 200$

>>23987176
>u tarded?
Yes, I think I must be. I have no idea what's going on in the market right now. I distinctly remember reading articles about how oil stocks would go kepoot if Biden won
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/10/16/3-stocks-to-dump-if-joe-biden-becomes-president/

>>23986818
>the TSLA thing is announced such that institutional traders can buy in before open, while the small man misses on a guaranteed double digit percentage poooomp

Not even a rumor for me to bet on, just out of nowhere they are added.

>>23987221
Single?

>>23987155
Every day we stray further from His grace

>>23987236
Maybe 4 u

So now that Christmas are cancelled, when is the dip?

>>23987228
>boomer on motley fool writes about tickers that are bad to have with boomer X as president
Inverse those articles every time. I have seen this garbage since Obama was first elected.

>>23987254
>now that Christmas are cancelled
says who

>>23987161
I am Cannabro. I am interested in the space sector and own 75 shares already. I just believe that money can be made but because i've never done options I am running it by the frens who play with options or those who have SRAC options

>>23987254
Likely a number of days post Thanksgiving, after the public spreads more covid and investors freak out.

>>23987249
That chick is so hot, what do I invest in if I want to pork his poop hole?

>>23987249
>>23987221
Eat shit and die you fucking filthy maggot

>>23987198
Wish i stumbled upon insider knowledge and got rich off one all in trade. I could finally retire and make my familys life more comfy.

For now i dont see any of my moves making me rich, anytime soon

>>23987268
if you're in for space why not look at something like MAXR

>>23987273
ASTC
>>23987275
Give me a smooch baby!

>>23987203
I first heard about it from cbat anon when he was talking about how it was going to be on the used by a pump and dump group he met on wechat.
So I just assumed it was going to be exit scammed back to 0.90

>>23987290
because momentus is a brand new company that has promising capabilities. plus they are brand new; I like to get in on the ground floor.

>>23987293
The reason cbat took off was because as we said before, the general public would eventually see a connection between cbat and the EV market, they did and now their stock is ridiculously over valued.

>>23986726
I'm not going to lie I was excited for a moment when I saw trading tips for beginners. Now only sad memes engulfs my heart.

>>23987324
Why is that? You didn't make it?

>>23987269
wouldn't surprise me. If market can pump so easily off a vaccine that more than half the population is unwilling to take then i assume actual big lockdowns would dump it again. Getting real sock of this. Prices keep bouncing around unstablly for certain sectors got scared in 1 and spld for minor gains. At least the sector im in i have a lot of confidence to not be shaken out top easily.

>>23986982
what are some similiar etfs to trade options on without feeling like buying a lotto ticket

>>23987334
what sector is that? The cannabis secctor?

>>23987178
I used them but their service became so bad I went to Tastyworks. No issues ever with them except their terrible app that does not work

I can buy TSLA for 444$ now. Will you buy it for 460$ when your market opens?

>>23987334
I honestly like the volitality. That plug dump nearly gave me a stroke.

>>23987333
It's just a video about some foreign lady playing a game while making money. That's not trading tips, but just memes!

>>23987351
Me? No. I'm not retarded

Others? Sure.

>>23987351
Some boomers will guaranteed buy that shit now

>>23987324
Lost money or just didnt make huge gains? Pretty depressing for myself as i wanted to get rich. So many just randomly win big and can retire. The stay at home mom who went all in on Tupperware, the Becky who went all in on Overstock, the Elon fanboy who went all in on Tesla.

t. Poor guy who wants to be rich.

>>23987365
OH, goddammit I thought they were actual tips. this makes me question every link in the op

>>23987351

My price target is 80 dollars so I'll pick it up at 55 or something.

Bitcoin is going to reach 19k by mid december, then ungodly bags will be dropped, causing panic in SM. dubs confirm.

japanese boomers are finally breaking even from 1991

>>23987491

BTC has no effect on the stock market, it's market cap is insignificant.
You can come back when BTC is 10 million per coinc or something.

>>23987511

their index has a lot of divvy companies, even if it's nominally flat I'm guessing people make some money anyway.
What do you think?

>>23987292
Post adam's apple

>>23987349
you had no issues with ibkr or tasty?

Palantir target for today?

Are ya winning, son?

>>23987263
>says who
>World Health Org.
Nice one, anon.

>>23987665

$13

>>23987292
Anyone here pork a tranny before? Worth it?

Wtf is ASTC?

Wow nice. It's a crab day ...

>buy $50,000 worth of TSLA last week
>complain about my investment in yesterday's thread, ponder if Apple wouldn't be a better choice
>SnP500
>already $7000 richer
My only wish was to start investing when I was 20, but better late than never.

>>23987623
No issues with Tasty. Except their terrible app

>>23987684
Soso.

>>23987514
RIOT and MARA are crypto miners and are publicly traded equities in the stock market.

Bitcoin matters

>>23985961
ok. WHO. THE FUCK. INVITED THIS NEWFAG HERE??? You fucking ruined us all you ignorant piece of shit. My portfolio was piss green for about 2 weeks now but noooooo, someone had to ruin it for all of us.

Im sorry my lords, please show mercy on us. He didnt really mean to call you freaks, he is just a little slow and sometimes says things that he doesnt really mean. Take him if you must, dont aim your wrath towards us all.

>>23988007
This is one well researched meme image

>>23986726
Look, I know I haven't posted in a while but that's no reason to forget about me.

Guys I was watching miko and had a moment of weakness while laughing. I'm not gonna beat around the bush, I shit my pants. I'm 99% sure this is bullish for PLTR.

With Tesla joining the SNP500 it is fucking suicide gamble to short the index.

>>23988070
Dumping on SPY was the original gamma squeeze from Masayoshi Son. SPY is now indistinguishable from NASDAQ, but with less memes. And in this current market, that makes it inferior.

>>23988070
I believe someday Tesla stock will drop. It's a question of time. It might take years.

>>23988064
BASED

>>23988127
>I believe someday Tesla stock will drop. It's a question of time. It might take years.
The hard clock is when they can no longer sell carbon credits.

>>23988007
/smg/ history

USD looking like garbage here. Will this latest test of the lows be the one that breaks?

JESUS FUCKING HELL WHY THE HOLY FUCK WONT ANYTHING DROP, SPY UP, TSLA UP, UNH, VM FUCKING ATH, BIOTECH PUMPING LIKE CRAZY, NASDAQ PUMPS AAAAAA

Alright bullbros, pre-nigger is about to open. Let’s make some more money!

Also fuck off bobo. Nice micro(penis) dump you managed. You can go back to your cuck shed now

>>23988278
I ask myself the same question every damn day

>100
TSM CHADS WW@ ?

>>23988291
I am waiting on 20k of cash since fucking August hell fucking hell should have just funneled it all into bitcoin

>>23988070
Mfw i literally hold TSLA now
top kek

>>23988127
Tesla will follow the same steps as Apple. Once Musk dies, so will Tesla.

>>23988185
Once Joe Biden dies from the virus, and that planet of the apes looking bitch becomes president, DXY will be at 70 or lower.

Buy Bitcoin/Precious Metals/Food & Ammo.

Lol at the CODX dump after ER. When everyone is bullish about a stock, you know it's time to sell.

How do I profit from crackwhores?

>>23988278
Isn't this Lauren southern?

>>23988310
Fuckk of brainlet
This line of advice has been the worst shit you could have been doing since 2000

>>23988344
Sell crack.

>>23988344
i want to choke her till she cries

Rest in Piss Norwegia

>>23988351
Bitcoin? ...since March....5-6x
Precious Metals? Nearly 2x
Food & Ammo...guess you could Craigslist that shit for 50% profit.

Better than investing right now before the December Crash.

HAS is looking incredibly promising on the pre-market.

Your chance to make some gains with Furbies today.

>>23988384
>>>>MUH CRAAASHHHH ITS GONNA CRASH THIS TIME FOR SUUURE DOOOOOOOM BUY AMMOOO AND GOLD AND STAY IN YOUR BASEMENT LET MOOM FEED YOU TENDIES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23986726
this chick looks 30 when she's in her 20s. god white women age like shit.

>>23988344
Firstly, you need to have crack, after that I’m not sure.

GME dont meme without me im sorry i sold yesterday it was an accident!!!!!

Huh... My nio and chink evs just got 30 dollars added

Thanks Xi jinping!

So, do we FOMO into Tesla on Premarket?

>>23987226
Iridium

>>23988344
You sell her pussy

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Jews are cucking retarded PFE fomo buyers good, kek

>>23988824
yea, PFE with that coldchain issues is a fucking NO
MRNA and even NVAX with nothing but proof of concept looks better
Dunno about others, maybe JJ will do somethng

should I sell tesla premarket or wait for open

>>23988849
>maybe JJ will do somethng
hopefully since i own it, but not mainly for corona memes

PLTR cheapies omg
NIO cheapies omg

Is the BABA bottom in?

>>23987136
course oil will go up, after the virus everything will go back to normal

pretty fucking red in london today...

>>23986726
Oh hey, that's Devon!
She has most beautiful... butthole...

>>23987988

I wonder how you go from "certain crypto miners are listed on the stock marekt" to "stock market follows BTC price".
please enlighten me.

Palantir chads.. why line not go up

>>23988919
Up Rolls Royce then

>>23988932
Because premarket is full of retards lol

>>23988727
what is the chink redpill pasta trying to accomplish anyway?

>>23988966
It’s repellent, it stops Chinks visiting the forum

is revolut good if i want to dabble in stocks? What are some good stocks on it?

HOW HIGH WILL TESLA FLY TOMORROW?

Am I retarded for wanting to FOMO into TSLA in t-minus 4 and a half hours?

>>23986726
>mfw sp500 will actually hit 4000 in 2020

>>23986928
Just do not use too much leverage. I would definatly start out with something like binance 125x.

>>23989031
I set a limit buy at $420. It will plummet with people cashing out at open.

If it happens, it happens.

>>23989146
Were can I fuck a grill in a costume like this?

IF DUBS TSLA TO $9000 A SHARE TOMORROW, ELON DIES IN A CAR CRASH ON THURSDAY AND BOGS BANKRUPT THE COMPANY TO RESCUE THE BEAR POPULATION FROM SUICIDE

Euro bros, what's the best EFT in Degiro's free eft list?

>>23986726
Please tell me Tesla will keep going up now that it got added to that index. I have 40 shares.

>>23987228
bro use your head

Biden wants to destroy the fracking industry
what do you think that will do for the price of oil

>>23988932
buy xiaomi, it will never go down

>>23989278
No need for a car crash.

Musk has Coronita-chan.

WHAT IS THE TOP FOR TSLA TOMORROW PLEASE SAY A VERY LARGE NUMBER

>>23989329
that is a man

>>23989337
700

>>23989005
Its pretty terrible, very limited number of stocks and it doesnt even have limit orders. But if you just want to play around i guess its ok.

Why the massive PLUG dump? How is an offering even that bad?

>>23989337
back to 400

Someone redpill me on PLUG.

>>23989371
It has a price target of $23 after the offering.

It will dump more

Should I hold onto NIO? I bought in a few days ago and thinking of dipping while i can. Have no idea what its gonna do today

>>23989031

yes, what has changed?
it's now part of an index, ok it's still too expensive and will still underperform or dump.

WSJ did an article on gme and Cohen. I would link it but its paywalls so who fucking cares

>>23989426
How much should it dump? Are puts a good idea then?

>>23988007
Based.
>SNSS
Forgot about this one and that faggot who used to shill it constantly. I wonder if he necked himself yet.

>>23989426
>>23989329
>>23989146
do people actually find this shit attractive?

>>23989031
>>23989443
No, TSLA is going to $500. Period. Big money, SP500, ETFS, MUST buy TSLA. Gratuitous amounts of money is going to flow into it. That doesn't even account for the pure HYPE. Buy, the hype. Sell the news, Dip on Dec 20 when the inclusion actually occurs.

Best trading platform for trading options for UK traders lads? Currently just using Etoro but doesn't offer option trading, which I'm looking to get in to.

Thanks in advance and may all your positions go parabolic

>>23989466

It usually dips $1-2 dollars below a new target then eventually recovers.
>>23989490
>prefers roastie over IRL anime girls

Ngmi, fren

>>23989526
>IRL anime girls
IRL anime girls(males)*

feels like a crab kind of day

>>23989501

if your plan is to dump it in two weeks then I might be ok with fomoing in but the stock is still garbage.

>>23989556
Why Fud Tesla? Have you seen the ark article?

I just discovered VXUS. Great gains, great dividends, and it's all outside America so I'm more diversified.

we've had a nice bull run the past couple weeks, i feel like a small-medium dip is soon

anyone else taking profits today or this week?

>>23989556
Precisely, my claim is that this is a long awaited hype event, with a tidal wave of dollars behind it. Once the inclusion happens though, traders are going to take profits.Like the weed boom, huge run up before, then tanked on actual legalization

>>23989629
yes

i feel it too

>>23989629
Sold 2 etfs these 2 weeks.
Waiting for a dip so I repurchase something on the cheap

>>23989541

More for me and my gains desu

>>23989667

>>23989629
are guns the most functionally beautiful things in the world?

>>23989693
They are a close second to the automobile.

>>23989693
they can be

Man I’m really pissed I still hold PLUG calls

>>23989704
maybe the "the" automobile but things like formula 1 cars and trucks

>>23986818
can soeone explain how being listed on a different exchange makes TSLA worth 12% more instantly overnight? what is the reason behind that? more exposure to investors? no, because NASDAQ is the same and all brokers have access to both. i cant figure it out someone explain like im 5 pease

>>23989819
Jews

london keeps going DOWN, i'm red on almost all my UK stocks so far, with the exception of LLOY

>>23989819
All I know is anything that gets listed into the S&P 500 gets a price boost because yuge etf's like Vanguard will buy that stock in order to stay accurate to the index. That is all

>>23989819
i believe it's partly because being in SPY means that automatically loads of passive funds will buy the stock, because SPY is *the* flagship, broad, safe, and representative US stockmarket. so just by being included on SPY you have lots more buyers and therefore the price goes up

related to that, the prestige of SPY accepting your stock is a big vote of confidence in the business itself. the reason this is happening now is that TSLA can finally maintain a profit and its underlying model looks more secure. this obviously makes the stock more attractive, less speculative

>>23989433
Hold it for 5 years bro. Seriously, why sell it?

>>23989515
Dunno sorry.

>>23989693
>>23989704
Watches imo

>>23989515
i don't use it but i've heard people say trading 212 is good in terms of functionality. i use freetrade which has no options trading

Any GME holders, what's your exit plan?

bitcoin just started going straight up

What's the last stock you bought?

>powell speaking
Meh
>with nancy pelosi
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
https://www.forexlive.com/news/!/heads-up-fed-chair-powell-to-speak-later-in-the-day-20201117

>>23989988
PLTR

>>23989988
MOMO and WBA

>>23989629
The stuff Argentine nightmares are made of!

>>23989988
If options count, got 2 TSLA 420cs at close yesterday. Is it weird that I’m disappointed in the premarket action?

>>23989629
i sold my QQQ at the high but i'm holding everything else through the losses. will just hold and try to buy the dip, i feel the need to accumulate

>>23989977
Why you exiting GME?

80% of the world dies, Spy goes to 10,000

Did they just find a new vaccine or did they announce a delay? I honestly can't tell anymore.

>>23989819
>listed on a different exchange
its not. It's only listed on the nasdaq. S&P is an index.
> fuck your formatting
buy being included in the index S&P MUST buy an enormous amount of shares. every ETF that follows or includes S&P (the most bought and followed index in the world MUST BUY TESLA. All those passive investors? that spend thier lives buying S&P are buying Tesla. Banks, Hedgies, your 401k, are now mindlessly buying Tesla.
>Want more?
The higher the stock price, the higher the market cap, the more money a company can raise. This provides jet fuel to companies that need lots of cash to grow and spend on R&D.
>TLDR
Everyone on earth, will now inadvertently own TSLA

>>23990013
THEY CALL ME BUBBLE BOY

>>23989988
XOM + RDSA

>>23989977
Wait you guys plan on exiting?

>>23990212
that would be retarded, before 12/8/20 stock might crab or go up because cohen is waiting to take the shit over or sherman proves they are doing everything right. if they dont show improvement in q3 which is highly unlikely then cohen takes a majority slate

>>23990212
only at 100+

I'm planning to buy some AAPL
Is now a good time to jump in?

>>23989977
>>23990145
>>23990212
Not til after Q2, I've trimmed and scalped already though. I can't believe people think chink stocks and PLTR are fundamentally sound where as GME isn't. Profit center's people, how does a company make money? If you say it's Blockbuster that's not a profit center and you've done zero DD. PLTR, almost 20 years of business they might as well be fucking jannies. Chink stocks??? We've been in a trade war with China for four years you fucking retards, what are you guys 16??? Did you forget about the trade war!?! CLF shill isn't just a dumb shill he knows that American steel is on its way back and they own 90% of NA iron ore, whatever though I just like to read and occasionally talk options, as you were faggots!

>the upheavel was like a grey rhino, a large, obvious scenario that is easily ignored until it suddenly charges

based FT introducing another stocks meme animal. we need to the creators of Bobo and Mumu to draw up Roro

>>23990145
I don't see a long-lasting success. After q4 earning calls and the short squeeze rockets the value, it'll probably start dwindling. Definitely don't see it as a long hold, people aren't wrong about it being blockbuster,

>>23990153
you got a problem with that, anime fan?

>>23990293
lmao

How low will PLUG go? I’m so fucked.... how did people ok stocktwits know there was going to be an offering before it happened?

>>23990302
Hey look I found a guy who hasn't done any DD and just memes with the rest of them.

>>23989869
Games workshop is a strange stock... Shld have bought years back before it mooned

>>23990293

he's not wrong it was obvious. I bought value since July and my portfolio is up a lot.
meanwhile Nasdaq keeps dumping.

Where are my NIO lads at

The DOW jones ind. average has to be the best index to hold. It's not a bubble like the other ones are.

>>23990323
No, Im big bull make big money

>>23990361
what is your strat for NIO do you plan to hold or dip before earnings? im currently all in on NIO but im not sure about holding. the company was bailed out at the beginning of the year.

>>23990377
i guess that's true.. if you don't like making money in a short period of time.

>>23990302


Oh yeah for sure, I plan on selling at/before Q4. I’m not sure any short squeeze is going to happen but it’s basically the main thing keeping me in the stock right now other than the console play.

>>23990337
Wondering the same. Do I just sell everything and try to time it to rebuy the bottom?

>>23990355
i agree. i wouldve also been buying it up earlier if i could

>>23988007
Incredible. Thank you whoever did this.

>>23990411

if you've been holding it for a long time and have been able to ride the wave of retardation then congrats but if we're looking 5 years ahead I'd much rather hold Dow. Nasdaq is looking at a huge correction at some point.

>>23988007
nice a few bangers and some real stink in there

>>23988462
this just activated a part of my brain im very dizzy now i really need source, video, info, advice on finding and seducing these irl or even a similar looking prostitute

>>23987136
Because the market knows that, despite Biden's bluster, there's not going to be any meaningful shutdowns on the level on March.
Neoliberals don't give two shots whether grandma lives or dies, it's all about protecting corporations for them. The lockdowns were a way for them to fuck over Bad Orange Man so they could get back into power and continue doing the same strategy he was doing.
Don't believe me? Watch the next few months. Hell, look what's happening *now*. ATHs everywhere, but the new "lockdowns" are just mild shit like bars and restaurants not being open at night.

To whichever anon recommended CBAT last week, thanks for the free money mate.

>>23988980
lmfaoooooooo thats brilliant

>>23990516
when are you planning to sell

>>23990554

Not that I have any idea, but fucking now by the looks of it. See how it goes in a couple of hours.

new

>>23990596
>>23990596
>>23990596

>>23990614

>>23990614

>>23990614
we did not need a new thread

this thread is at 264 posts

it will continue to live until 315 posts

fuck you ugly

>>23990614
Reddit

>>23990614
why does it looks like they are all cucks

>>23989299
bump

>>23990679
Oh MORE ENERGY now that I created a new thread. I like it.

>>23990732

everybody just call this guy a faggot for ~50 more posts real quick

>buy PLTR!!!!
>a company that hasnt made money in 20 years

Explain yourselves.

>>23990293
>>23990355
Is that going to be a long-term change though, or has the train already left the station?

>>23990732
Use that energy to help kill yourself, retard.

>>23987136
Elections not over dumbshit

>>23990161
i hold lufthansa so feelsbadman

>>23990776
Your angry post is not going to do anything

>>23990283
jobs is dead i dont think so personally

>>23990837
I didn't say it would, retard. I can't force you to kill yourself otherwise it's not suicide and you would already be dead.

>>23987005
do options carry over when the ticker changes?

>>23990903
You should really channel your energy more constructively. This is a waste of time for both of us.

>>23988899
Disregard the fud. BABA and tencent are still must-haves.

>futures

>>23990763
they wont its just a meme stock

>>23990998

Its worse than that...total astroturfing and promotion of the stock seen it before, boiler room shill operation.

Its going $1 eventually.

Got free stock from pfe.

>Amazon launchers pharmacy
GG for RAD.

>>23990967
>You should really channel your energy more constructively.
No need, I'm up $17,000 today if TSLA opens at the current price. Maybe you should stop shitting up /smg/ and git gud.

>>23990767

long term we expect cheap companies to outperform expensive companies, we have 150 years of data to support this.
what NASDAQ is gonna do tomorrow we don't know but long term I'm bearish on it.

>>23988727
I have the GME one

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>>23991559
Nice.

>>23990763
Pretty sure you guys said the same thing about cloudflare when I asked and it was 25 bucks
Idk what palentir is or does but soros and cathie wood bought
I think they might know a bit more than the average biz mouth breather
All in

>>23991670
mouth breathing lowers your blood pressure bigot

I'm retarded but are these $19, $15 and $11 lotto tickets basically that pay off if I meet my strike price or better before expiration and time decay sets in.

>>23990614
This is the fucking top

>>23986726
honestly how much do i have to worry about a crash if it even does happen?

im only invested in bigger companies like microsoft and apple and ive been looking at graphs for awhile and it looks like even if theres a crash it just goes down and then starts going right back up after just as hard as it crashed and its basically recovered and going straight back up in 2 months

GME and NIO to 100$ today, just saw it in my crystal ball

>>23989629
Germanfag here... Is that the US civilian version of the HK G3? It's beautiful !!!

>>23992352
As long as you are not on margins youre fine if you hold. Stocks primarily go up and momentarily go down.

>>23992839
can i put most my money into bigger stocks like apple and microsoft? i dont want to work

>>23992890
Just buy TSLA, MFST and AMZN, close your app and dont open it for 10 years. Leverage it if you want two yachts.

>>23992413
PTR-91

>>23993027
>>23993027
>>23993027
new

>>23990409
Holding for 3 - 5 years hopefully it hit around 500 to 700

>>23986991
This. Everything I sold weeks and months ago is up now, even oil stocks that I ate my dick on.

The old Buffett adage is true, the market exists to transfer money from the impatient to the patient.