/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23952376
Die.

Yes make sure to wear a condom.

>>23952376
fuck you nigger and your retarded ass posts. kys

>>23952397
Why, I haven’t had sex in about 7 months, it’s not like I’m some chad. I’m literally just a normal 5’9’ king of manlets looking to get laid or at least befriend this girl if it doesn’t work out

>>23952434
gtfo autist, this is the real man's mongolian basket weaving forum

>>23952434

>>23952376
Dont you have any friends you can ask this?

>>23952475
Unironically no, my only friend went to another country and sent me only a Pepe in a suit when I asked him about this before going to sleep (he’s in different time zone)

>>23952376
This is not business related lol. You’re the lowly kind of autist. Women are always dtf, but bars are seen as a safe haven because there are plenty of people around in case you’re a psycho or to se emote prospects. Also, sick brag about your jobs brah
>not autistic Ag underwriter making 80k/year

>>23952527
I just thought it’s important to mention for an accurate opinion

>>23952557

>>23952557
>I just thought it’s important to mention for an accurate opinion
>tinder slut wants to meet at bar which you happen to live near
>"What dis mean???"
bruh

>>23952584
You are making me uncomfortable

>>23952376
Buy le pinakion coin sir

>>23952598

>>23952759
ENOUGH from the clown!

TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOU DONKEYS

>>23952376
>I’m DTF obviously but does this mean she is too?

I mean, she's interested and you did a good job on logistics (picking a spot near your place), but it's not in the bag yet. You still need her to confirm her attraction to you.

When you meet with her, you still need to show her you're a chill guy that she can be attracted to. You are a chill guy, and not a wizard, right anon?

Hit up the bar. Get some drinks. If theres a food spot near by, maybe grab some food, and then at some point pop a question to her to go back. "Hey do you want to see some of the ____ I'm working on?" Then have fun.

>>23953618
Wouldn’t it be painfully obvious I’m inviting her to fuck?
It s such a CRINGE part for me, there are literally two of us why play those fucking games. It’s extremely hard for me not to cringe when I need to create some ((pretext)) as if I’m luring here into my dirty cave by outright lying.

>>23953705
Yes. But it's a social ritual. If this chick is autistic then I really don't know how it will be desu, but if she's meme autistic and just awkward she'll be down.

On the date just keep it light hearted. Meet her and make it your goal to make her a. feel comfortable being around you and b. make her laugh. Make her feel good about herself. Make her laugh. Make her comfortable. Also, memes aside, be yourself. Don't take yourself too seriously.

After your night, invite her back to your place for a 'project' or drinks. Once she's there, drink with her and put on a movie or something. From there you should know what to do.

>>23953745
Yep, I had a gf before just forgot how to those things completely. I wonder if there will be even a shred of doubt in her head when I invite her to look at my project?

I really feel uneasy with this ritual, otherwise I’m pretty chill and I guess know what to do.

>>23953705
Smh you are an autist. The female brain does not work the same. Don't make her acknowledge she's being a slut. Give her an excuse to come back. She may want to, but if you put it out in the air she will be repulsed. Now you can be forward but that is advanced. You're a novice at best. Look her in the eye. Smile a little but not a big cheese grin all the time. Here is a good tip. Look at her with the thought "i want you and I know you want me, but we're going to play cool". Move her to your place. The guy leads. Give her an excuse to come along. Once you're there just make a move. Don't rush it, but don't wait for the perfect time

>>23953788
Yeah man you'll be fine if you had a gf before, you know what to do. Just make her like you and talk about your interests, success, etc. without being arrogant or obnoxious. Make her laugh, make her comfortable etc etc.

If you're nervous about asking her back just read the vibe of the date. If she's into it then ask. Try to get alcohol in her first. The vibe could be off if she's really nervous or awkward herself. When I go out with girls I always admit I'm nervous at first. This might seem beta, but it works and breaks the ice a little. Afterwards you can be as confident as you like.

Confident but human anon, confident but human

>>23953802
Give her strong eye contact and your attention. But do some push pull. Pull away and observe other things going on. Do. It dont do this out nervousness or when things are flat. Do this at the high points where she is going to want your attention back

>>23952376
autism never stopped anyone from getting laid or we wouldn't be here. From the context you gave this sounds like a layup.

Just don’t be a fuckin weirdo?

>>23952376

My W2 income is 250k and I’ve only had sex with one girl who is 70lbs heavier than me because I was born to be a 5’4 manlet.

FUCK MY LIFE

If she arranged it then yes, shes down to fuck, she did it so it wouldnt be a long walk from the bar if you play your cards right at the bar. Gl hf king

You're never supposed to pre cook your spaghetti but if you want a signal have a couple of drinks, after 2 hrs or so ask if she wants to go back to your place for a few more. If she says yes she's 90% DTF and you can comfortably proceed.

>>23952376
Just get her drunk and ask if she wants to go play vidya. As soon as she steps into your house, grab her and literally stick your tongue down her throat and rape her.

>>23952498
If you have wisdom, you'll listen to your friend's advice and be enlightened.