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>19 years old
>only have $15 million in crypto
>gf refused to do anal last night

I'm never gonna fucking make it am I bros...
Fuck my life, actual want to die
It's not fucking fair bros

>> No.23912081

>>23912038
just take her from the back and ouupss

>> No.23912092

should have splurged on the luxury soup

>> No.23912112

Get like 3 bitches pathetic incel

>> No.23912117
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Anal is gross, your coom brain is making you think putting you dick in the poop hole is a good idea...it’s not

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23912156

Damn I only have 10M so far... still a long way to go

>> No.23912158

Wtf is this real?

>> No.23912210

>>23912038
>he has to ask for anal
ngmi

>> No.23912247

>>23912038
Does she at least let you eat her ass tho?

>> No.23912256

>>23912210
Need to tell her so she has time to prepare and douche her asshole out, I'm not sticking my dick in shit

>> No.23912278

>>23912038
Anal takes preparation it's not something you do spur of the moment.

>> No.23912285

>>23912156
when did you start?

>> No.23912305

>>23912081
>a frogman
>on my indian delicacy message board
MOOOOOOODS

>> No.23912329

>>23912156
memes aside, it's sobering to think there are boomers unironically holding this much bitcorns on coinbase

>> No.23912415

>>23912285
2013

>>23912329
Its not a meme, thats my account. I started selling my positions to cash out, thats why everything is on Coinbase

>> No.23912486

>>23912415
How much will you pay on taxes?

>> No.23912497

>>23912415
damn but why cash out now?

>> No.23912522

>>23912497
Maybe he doesnt need more than 9M lmao.

>> No.23912526

>>23912497
probably because 10m is made it tier

Why risk anything else

>> No.23912541

ngmi

>> No.23912630
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>>23912486
Thats a question for my accountants but the cashing out will be structured in a tax efficient way

>>23912522
I also have a stacked Kraken account, will cash out from there aswell

>> No.23912824

>>23912526
>>23912522

so why cash out now at 9M but not at like 6M?

>> No.23912834

>>23912630
Nice, good job anon, enjoy your rich life. What do you plan to do with your money? live the dream neet live? or you will go for a business idea maybe? or you will live like the stereotypical ruch fuckboy?

>> No.23912843

>>23912117
this. it only looks good in porn because of the dominating factor, but it's gross to think about getting poop on the dick

>> No.23912866

>>23912824
Maybe even if government tax the fuck out of him, he will have more than enough for whatever life he's going for. But i'm not him, so i dunno. Ask him, lol.

>> No.23913265

>>23912824
Because Bitcoin is getting close to ATH and I made quite a lot in trading since 2017 but I dont feel like stressing out about my positions anymore. I am in my late 20s and want to protect my wealth to enjoy life and not staring at charts anymore. It was just the point to move on for me I guess.

>>23912834
Actually not sure yet but I won‘t buy all the expensive things that normies dream about. I will probably start reading a lot and get a peaceful house somewhere isolated with my gf.

>> No.23913288

>>23912081
This isn't how anal works at all

>> No.23913295

>>23913265
based
are you still going to keep like 1M in crypto?

>> No.23913393

>>23913265
Where are you going to put all that money? My bank told me the other day they charge 0.5% per year on any deposits that are over 100k. I think it's similar across Europe. Have you looked into private banks or UBS/credit Suisse type places?

>> No.23913409

>>23912415
>not using cold storage with segregated assets
>using a hot wallet

JUST

>> No.23913609

>>23913409
By cold storage you are thinking on any physical media? or there are businesses that offers services for crypto cold storage, if so, which service do you recommend?

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>>23913295
Most likely yes, I am still bullish about crypto but I will diversify more into other assets now as well.

>>23913393
I actually wageslaved in banking for the last years. When you have enough cash, you can easily negotiate fees down to a fraction of that.

>>23913409
Yes I will just swap my crypto to fiat on cold storage and then it magically appears in my bank account.

>> No.23913651

>>23912038
I remember I plunged this chick so hard during anal she shit all over my room when trying to fart out the cum

>> No.23913681

>itt: a larper who used inspect element to talk to a bunch of kids
wtf

>> No.23913708

Bro cash out half and go live on the beach what the fuck

>> No.23913727

I got over 20m no larp and im still all in

i dont feel like i made it

am i mentally ill?

>> No.23913763

>>23912038
send me 2 btc i'll coach you through this

>> No.23913861

>>23913633
how badly has the taxman fucked you? I want to roll a lot of my crypto into boomer assets but I don't want to get fucked too badly on capital gains.

>> No.23913869

>>23912156
What brokerage do you use? I’m getting back into crypto and logged into my Binance after like 3 years and the UI is dogshit, I want to switch

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>>23912038
Thanks for sharing OP, I just started all of this on Wednesday. Still do not really know what the hell I am doing. But I made $60 and it still feels great. I hope I can continue getting better and find some success. I wish and your gf the best of luck.

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>>23912329
This.
And by leaving it on exchanges the exchange gets to use it liquidity which suppresses the price.

>> No.23914075

>>23913727
nah true ''fuck you mafia, cartel, able to influence local governor elections, bailing out from them'' money starts at 9 digits

>> No.23914140

>>23913633
Just use a stablecoin. You can use stablecoin to spend soon with the major exchanges and link it to a debit card. Don’t be an idiot and deposit fiat into a bank getting negative interest

>> No.23914144

>>23912843
>poop
ever heard of enemas?

>> No.23914189

>>23912256
>he's afraid of getting shit on his dick
ngmi

>> No.23914266

>>23914075
i think thats why im still going

am i retarded?

>> No.23914366

>>23914140
What the hell are you talking about? You want to send 15M over a debit card? I wont hold everything in fiat, I will just diversify into real estate, stocks, precious metals and private equity.

>>23913869
I mainly use Kraken, Coinbase and Bitstamp.

>>23914075
There is no mafia or cartels here and I don‘t want to influence elections, so I am perfectly fine with what I have

>> No.23914633

>>23912038
If you want to get shit on your dick why dont you just fuck guys faggot

>> No.23914791

>>23914266
You have connections to Crypto VCs, Miners, OTC desks, exchange owners right? The higher you get with your 8 digits, having no liquidity will brake your neck

>> No.23914904

>>23914791
VCs I'm basically a one man VC.

OTC desks yes.

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>>23913265
Good for you m8, I hope you and your gf have a nice life

>> No.23915171

>>23914904
Ok Great
I am happy my consultation solved your problem
Is BTC ok for paying the $800 charge?

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>>23912156
>inspect element

>> No.23915491

THIS NIGGA OUT HERE FUCKIN BOOTY HOLES

>> No.23915748

>>23912038
anal sucks you have to pick the popcorn pieces out of your pubes

>>23912112
this, all women are whores, being in any form of relationship immediately makes you a cuck

>> No.23916127

also only $15MM? jeez there are some serious poorfags on this board

>> No.23916393

>>23912038
If you aren't stupid you'd be taking out the max allowed possible weekly at every exchange if you have that much at your age.
But some real stuff.
As fast as possible.

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>>23912156
>when you're so retarded that instead of taking a screenshot you pull out your phone and takes a photo of your screen

>> No.23916598

>>23913288
it is if you push hard enough

>> No.23916643

>>23916581
That's to prove it's his screen not an old image you dumb redditor

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>>23916643
>That's to prove it's his screen not an old image you dumb redditor

>> No.23916764

>>23913869
Coinmetro is the biz choice

>> No.23916791

Bragging threads should be banned

>> No.23917219

>>23913288
>>23916598
just spit first

>> No.23917873

I have like 50 million from casually trading and I feel like I'm never gonna make it

>> No.23917894

>>23917873
lmao that's it? everyone on /biz/ has 9 figures at least

>> No.23917938

>>23912038
Your gut is just a chamber for bacteria to ferment rotting food. Why would you want to put your dick in that?

>> No.23919339

>>23912038
I know bro

>28
>200k in crypto
>2 room flat in fancy city centre (130k worth - eastern europe shithole)
>another 30k in checking
>working on coding shit, hanging out with frens, having hot FF
>got the cooferino in september
>actual serious case
>still feel like shit
>used to run 10ks twive a week
>can barely walk up stairs
>pain everywhere
>fatique
>liver is dead
>thyriod gland is fucked
>in a constant blurry maze
>cant concentrate
>aaaa-at least im rich

>> No.23919796

>>23912038
>15 Million in crypto
>still stuck to onetis
>does not have harem of pornstars everyday
ngmi

>> No.23919923

>65 years old
>only 4 billion in my 401k
I'm never going to fucking retire bros

>> No.23920873

ITT dumbfucks
>>23912630 doesn't prove anything
anyone can hold up a piece of paper with /biz/ written over it with an edited inspect element page in the background

>> No.23921019

>>23914366
Teach me sir. I just want to make 10k

>> No.23921360

>turned 24 today
>have 2k networth
Feels bad guys

>> No.23922522

>>23912038
FUCK U

>> No.23922790

>>23921360
When i was 24 i had like 500 dollars

>> No.23923011

>>23922790
How much do you have now

>> No.23924075

>>23912038
lol