/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23910711
Best thread on biz right now

have sex

>>23910711
Found the Mormon buzzkill.

>>23910711
is that the basedcuck hbomberguy in the back or some other estrogen fueled numale

friiday friiday gotta get down on friiday

>>23910961
Looks like hontrapoints so probably an eceleb meetup.

>>23910711
Dont hang with normies, but boozing has made me the man I am today. An absolute lifetime of wild stories, go live your life bud. Theres a lot to see out there

>>23910711
Work from home has been a God send. I don't even live in Japan, but drinking with the boss was a "required" activity after work some days. I don't know why this shit is allowed.

>>23910711
>hey I just spent more time with my co-workers than I did sleeping
>I know, I'll spend some more time with them while I'm off the clock!
Never understood this sentiment from nornalfags. I've never had an issue with a co-worker, and some have been extremely helpful. But I wouldn't want to spend any of my personal time with people I've interacted with for 5 days straight, every week.
It's also weird how most normalfags flip out if there's no alcohol at a social function.

>>23911036
Ive had a cool boss whod buy us a round or two at trivia. Now that I have a life I wouldn't like it but when I was a homeless poorfag it was a monthly highlight.

Whats so special bout friday? Isnt this just like any other shitday of the week?

I'll take DRINKS over the paranoid maskfaggotry that I see today

>>23911098
>I CAN DRINK MORE JEWJUICE because i dont have to wake up tomorrow

>>23910711
>Be me, in summer 2019
>Boss comes over to my house unnanounced after work on friday with a cooler full of beer, wine and steaks/sausages
>Spend the evening eating meat and getting shitfaced while talking about sports betting

It was honestly a pretty good time, would do again

>>23910711
Haha when i get drunk i shill Ltc to people.
Lol its up like 10% from last shilling.
Most people are retards and scared of it lmao.

>>23911094
That doesn't sound too bad. Our boss has a full liquor cabinet at the office so we had to stay there to drink. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the huge amounts of shameless ass-kissing that go on.

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>>23910711
the guy who took the foto looks like some buzzfeed author who does nothing but drink coffe and write about transsexuals

>>23910711
the pajeet is the only one among them with any balls

I wanna kill every man who looks like this, even better I want to maul them to death personally.

>>23911286
le queer theorist face

>>23910711
This is unironically the way I made some of the best connections in my life

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>>23911425
gay

>>23911425
Just to note though... Not with everyone I work with. Fuck all that fake shit. Just the ones I actually like.

>>23910711
I would have more money if I didn't quit my wagie job and stuck my money in my bank account and did this every Friday for the last 3 years

>>23910711
20 years ago every one of those women would be less than a 5/10 and they would viciously compete for any mans attention. Now fast forward to 2020, there are so many social media simps and feminiazis that they think they are all 10/10 and deserve nothing less than justin Beiber

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>>23911573
Have sex incel

>tfw working from home
>tfw actually had to do like 4 hours of work this week
GODDAMN TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF GONNA GO GET WASTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>23911620

do you have a script for this kind of thing or something?

>>23911620
I have. Its not something I would cuck myself and my finances to get more of.

i actually really like my current job's bosses, it really can make or break a job because if they sucked i'd have been gone a long time ago

guys how the fuck do i get a kneepads-level job in finance (will accept any color and length)
i’m fucking 30 and NEETing again after my job in japan got covid’d and the state department said get the fuck home, now i’m here with no opportunity in sight

>>23911098
you don’t worry about shekelberg firing you for being hungover the next day

>>23911573
way too blackpilled
most women are addicted to social media where they constantly see gorgeous women, some who even make a living off of their looks.
Most less than average looking women have horrible self-esteem issues and will take what they can get. You have to be a really ugly and sloppy retard to not be able to pull a woman like that

The girl on the left giving the the thumbs up would get it if I had six or seven beer in me and she touched my leg.

>>23911098
Hungover in your personal time. Never the bosss time

>>23911573
those aren't women, anon

>>23910711
No one asks me that ever. I’ll just drink alone at home tonight like a real man.

>>23911809
Hey its the AthleanX guy, he's pretty cool.

>>23911854
Patrician taste my friend. Those others are unfuckable

>>23911363
in mincecraft or nah?

>>23910711
The blond one on the right of the guy with hands shutting eyes is a dude.

>>23910711
I want to spaff on Jenny's tits

>>23910711

That but unironically, as you'll learn when you grow up.

>>23910711
>No thanks, I'm going to the gym

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Shes the ugliest of the bunch. Fucked up ears and mongaloid face. Id personally fuck the piggy looking brunette girl. It peg her in all holes relentlessly and force her to swallow

>>23910711
2 days of respite

>>23910711
>Drinks?
Sure.
>With a bunch of faggots?
Hell no, i'm drinking alone with my dogs, fuck you.

>>23910711
>le afterwork

>>23912496
Not really as 30% of people in the U.S don't drink. I hope I never do as well.

>>23911670
Apparently, you take the Securities Industry Essentials Exam and then the Series 7 exam. Wham bam you're now a certified stonk broker. You can enroll yourself in both tests, but they're expensive so don't fuck it up or you'll have to retake it.

>muh drinks meme thread during lockdown
>you are now aware /biz/ meme threads are made by bots on autopilot for years

>>23910711
Nah, I’d rather trade cryptos,bye

>>23912782
>lockdown
Where do you live ragie? Not allowed to leave outside of your cagie?

>>23912499
I want to get jumped by someone that looks like this

>>23910759
>Long THRD

>>23910711
People who don't have a personality think they get one when they drink
That's why they do this

>>23912968

No, it just helps cut anxiety and social tension, and elevates mood. Coupled with the destressor of the end of the work week it's quite a cathartic experience for most.

>>23910711
All the new hires go out for drinks on Tuesday nights!! You'll have so much fun working here as part of our big family!!

>>23913016
Unironically this is what they told me when I interviewed at NSA

>>23910711
Wish I had co workers that wanted to have fun and socialize instead of sit in front of the TV at home all day.

>>23913033
Or maybe it was lockheed that is a big family. NSA definitely drinks on tuesdays

>>23910711
I'll take the slampig with the lipstick please

>>23910711
i'll probably kill myself when they make me go back to the office. i have not missed this in the slightest.

>>23913013
That isn't why they are so hyped about getting drinks for the weekend. You're talking about after-work with the coworkers in a normal environment, you aren't talking about a bunch of 30yo children extending their jaws for the cameras because they're getting drinks this friday

>>23913084

Anon, this is a meme. It is hyperbolic.

>>23913108
Accurate one at that

>>23913075
My firm just sent out the update today, dont have to be back in the office until april.

Wasting a ton of money on rent being in the city, but oh well. At least this way I can still do fun things in the winter.

>>23911425
Cringe

>>23910711
Sorry guys. I gotta go home and continuously refresh crypto prices so I can increase/reduce my dopamine levels.

>joined office skeleton crew
>easy commute, empty office with like 2 other people who sit far away.
>listen to music and podcasts all day while doing the minimum work needed to get by
>They bring in 2 dozen people back into the office
>fucking hate it now.
>Lady next aisle over talks so loud on calls that it goes through my ear buds, loud fake laughing, "Thank god it's friday right?" every fucking friday throughout the day on calls.

I hate it here now.

>>23913541
>cringe
for Christ’s sake, make it stop... only spastic underagers and zoomers use that word to describe something they don’t like

>>23910711
>Friday? Time to start my 48 hour fast and sit in a dark room while tuning in to static on the radio

>>23910711
Imagine being so retarded you pay money to poison yourself

>>23913645
Put in a complaint and say she made sexual advances on you. What have you got to lose? She'd do the same to you at the drop of a hat if she felt that way towards you, maybe she already is planning it.

>>23910711
My coworkers are never like this. Besides, I've been working from home so I can drink a liter of cola without being judged