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I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>23848552
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>>23848542
>$162M
howd you get so much money bro

>>23848542
>32
>around 200k
>maybe 10 or so all prostitutes

>23
>About 10k I think
>5

>>23848542
>18
>$10k
>1 real gf and 9 other girls from parties, school, etc

>>23848542
>20
>$8000
>1

>25
>35k
>roundabout 40, what’s the point of counting. Prostitution is for brainlets

>31
>$430k
>0 prostitutes because that shit is pathetic, degenerate.

>>23848542
hey anon can i have $1m for the luls?

>>23849451
also
>33
> -$30k
>probably 24

>>23848542
>23
>200k
>I am a sexless virgin. I am to busy for prostitutes.

46
um
10M
20+ gf? I really have lost count....
currently, 2 wives, both slim professional, on 44 the other 28 I fuck one and kiss the other at the same time

>>23848542
>24
>$60k in crypto
>$70k student loans (at 0% interest, thanks socialism)
>1 gf (only lasted 1 year), 3 fwbs (not at the same time) and around 10 one night stands
Probably going to try a prostitute for shits and giggles sometime

>22
>~110k
>1 real gf and tens of prostitutes

>>23849507
hell yeah dude

>>23848542
>22
>atm $6k
>3 gfs

>>23849507
>slim professional
Anon, do you like talking to pillows?

28
$32k
000

>>23848542
>31
>$2.5M
>1

>>23848542
>27
90k
kissless

>>23850873
Kek. You are me from the past.

>>23850896
tell me, future self. does it get better?

>>23850896
>>23850965
Actually nevermind, I can tell by your posts it will be wonderful indeed.
any tips?

>27
>~5k
>1, and she's moving out, roommate has moved out too, I'm stuck with a big apartment I'm now too poor to afford.

fuck your threads same daily ones

>>23848542
>25.
>3k.
>Volcel.

>>23848542
>31
>160K
>4 real gf's, maybe 10 to 15 hags. But not much lately. This is all in my teens and early 20's

>>23848542
>>$162M
Are you a trust fund baby or something?

30
~280k. Mostly stocks.
2 gfs + 6 others. Last 4 years have been terrible - long dry streaks and some throwback pussy. Need to get my shit together.

>32
>400k
>about 20

>21
>€2500
>0

>>23851003
>any tips?
humans never learn.

>>23848542
Can someone make a scatter plot of the results?

>25
>40k
>17, mostly tinder chicks, one real gf, 1 prostitute on accident

>>23851272
>tfw you accidentally fuck prostitute
oops

>23
> lol msc student
>1 gf, 5 years and counting

>>23851272
shit happens mate, also accidentally fucked 8 prostitutes

30
$80k
50

>>23851300
Go back, normie.

>25
>about 350k
>0

I made 90% of it this year. Thanks Powell. Now I need a waifu

30
0
0

>>23851364
where did it go so wrong?

>>23849474
what went wrong

>>23848542
>28
>45k + house
>2, one is my current longterm gf

>>23848542
>31
>$70,000
>I would have to sit here and count them and try not to forget any and I don't want to.

>>23851364
a-at least you made memories

>>23851344
I've been here longer than you have, dweeb

>>23851314
accidentally 3 here

>>23851635
How do you accidentally fuck 3 prosts?

>>23848542
35, 1.7m, 6-7gfs, 100 or so sloots(used to deal coke)

>>23848542
24
300k
Volcel

>>23851650
you tell me

32
250k
1 GF for two years, been single for last 5.

>30
>120k
>0

Moving innawoods after golden bullrun where I will read books and then die of sadness.

>>23848542
25
50K
12 girls, no payments. Mostly girlfriends, a few one night stands

>>23851678
I wouldn't know because I haven't.

A lot of people here are throwing out big numbers.

Are they including house and car in their numbers?

>>23851738
yes, net worth is basically everything you own

>>23851738
my 90k is only in link, and my car is only worth about 2k anyway.

>>23851738
yeh net worth minus taxes if you pay them

>>23851296
>>23851314
I was getting a massage and the lady asked if I wanted to fuck lol. Really didn't expect that

22
$240k
0

>>23848542
29
12k and an apartment in my shithole country
1 real gf and about 100 prostitutes

30
65k
like 40 or so, no prostitutes

>>23851738
I separated the apartment I'm collecting rent from the other assets because i actually don't know the current market price and it was given to me by my parents

>>23848542

27
39k in link
27k in usd
8k rolex submariner
4k shitbox honda
10k in furniture and guns and shit
pull out game strong

>$162M

nice fan fic

>>23848552
iv only kissed one girl. back in high school. i went on a summer trip with her and was fondling her titties. after she asked why we didnt go further op. now im 26 and live at home, kicking myself for missing the opportunity.

>>23851979

>>23848542
33
$320k
49. No prostitutes, but a couple uglies in there.

>>23851979
just be yourself, bro

>>23849507
Tic?

>>23851952
Cringe vibes brother. Your #s are all fucked up.

>>23851952
>8k rolex submariner

hoping this was a gift from your father or something, anon.

>>23850896
How did you go from 90k to 2.5m in 4 years?

>>23848542
>21
>$25k
>0

im not ugly either

>>23851265
Why don’t you? That’s a really good idea anon.

>>23849413

Ugh, nigger ass

>>23848542
>23
>~20k
2 being my ex gfs, i dont fuck outside of relationships

>39
>7.3M
>idk 90 or so

>>23852212
I agree they’re grody af. I bet that guy goes by the name Kyle.

>>23848542

36
$500k
About 100, give or take 10

>>23852531
>7.3m

how?

>>23851314

>>23848542
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2
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>>23848542
162 million years old
28 bucks
100 real gf and about 1 prostitute

>27
>75k
>3 girls I met normally, about 20 prostitutes and lots of massages, never had gf
I just want someone to love me.

>>23852609

But you're unloveable

>>23848542
>31
>enough Fuse to hopefully go chill on an island in 2022.

>28
>3,000
>5 girlfriends who I dated for over a year, never been with a prostitute

>>23852914
Probably been with 25 women no prostitutes I don’t even know how to set that up

I just have sex. Never bothered to count. What are you guys doing? Do you know every soda you've drank?

> 43
> 1.5 M
> 8-12 real, around 100 prostitutes

>>23851668

Why does dealing coke result in sleeping with alot of women?

>>23853155
>no selfrespect to begin with
>need money for addiction
>coke makes you horny
>see alot of those slags

>>23848542
>23
>40k
>10. I have recently discovered attracting wealthy cougars is effortless for me so I am reaping the rewards of third wave feminism.

How the fuck are you guys sleeping with so many prostitutes? Do you just find them off the street?

>>23848542
30
200k
0

>>23853275
You can just send one a text message here and she'll come to your house

>>23848542
How did you get 162 million. Geezus

These threads always work for a reason. Look at this:
https://www.livescience.com/117-monkeys-pay-female-monkey-bottoms.html

Monkeys pay to watch butts, but not only, they also pay to watch higher status males. This is exactly the objective of the thread: high status people parading. And we are all fascinated. Except you can learn not to, realizing that in your inner self you don't actually give a damn. Then move on to your life. There are much more interesting things to do.

This is also why some girls are addicted to gossip and tabloids btw. The fascination for higher status females in that case.

>20
>10k€
>kissless virgin

How you all have like 10+ girlfriends? I wanna kill myself

>>23853393
It's pretty easy:
>Get 10k before you become a 25 years old fag.
>Invest it diligently in shitcoins you investigated critically before they even launch.
>Repeat it for 3 years, non stop, full time.
>Make a thread in biz and lie like a faggot.

>>23848542
36
4.5 million
1

>>23853564
They either lie or just fuck everything that crosses their vision range (including their moms).