/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DUMPING

I am financially rooooooned.

>>23816927
GME is up, what are you talking about?

Arise, arise, Holders of PLTR!

Shorts shall be shaken, Puts shall be splintered,

a long-day, a green day, ere the gains rises!


>OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

QQQ perfect head and shoulders AAAAAA

>GME up only 2%
y

OPTIMARINES LOAD UP!

>>23816824
>He held his SPY puts through THAT poomp?
>Call another 10 million shares
>B-but sir
>25 million

>>23816939
look at QQQ.

IF DUBS PLTR CRASHES WITH NO SURVIVORS

Think this pump will only last today?

cant wait for warren buffett to die desu

>>23816939
>GME is the market

>>23816939
I sleep unless it breaks $13 again.

>>23816961
>nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't say bad things about le meme apple man on /smg/

PLTR JUST WENT BELOW 14.90. BEAR TIME.

/smg/ Anthem
https://youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

if VIX breaks below 22 this week im selling put spreads

>investing.com has crashed at least 5 times today

So I popped my SPY call cherry and got burnt out of $150 thinking SPY would hit 363. Fuck me, this was supposed to be a green day lads, this is the first big loss I've taken on here.

PLTR NO

If trips, tech crashes

>>23816824

OILBROS?

WE GOING TO THE MOON!

+15,1% in XOM & RDSB

FINALLY!
WE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>23816927
Sounds like someone's makin a comeback.

Imagine the ONIONS flue being so deeply ingrained in your psyche that it gets a vaccine and you are still so frightened that you're bearish. REALLY Anon...

WTF happened today?

>>23817008
don't worry. it's going to crash anyway. dubs confirms.

>>23816996
The bulls got too cocky. Proud of my bearbros who are still playing it like gentlemen. Good luck. Time to show if you have what it takes to be a bear; hands of dark matter

>>23816987

Did the Bogs really lock up all the brokers so they could exit at ATH while retail was left holding the bag?

>>23817032
People bought and sold the news.

>>23816992
who are you quoting?

>>23816996
You were supposed to buy puts

PLTR DOOMPING

if dubs, I will PLTR suicide stack

>>23817018
its been a ride

get out now before the opec kikes start shilling production increases

>>23816951
sold @ 70% profit...missed the top, but i didn't expect phase 3 covid vacc news today. Might rebuy and sell the next pump.

>>23817040
I don't know about that anon, if you were holding puts last week your down alot...

where the FUCK is muh $130 AAPL

>>23816981
>up by 6%
>"bear time"
Bobo I know its rough for you right now but get a grip

>>23816953
Fucking kek

>>23817032
They pumped futures and tanked shit when market opened, a classic

ouf owie wowzer

>>23817040
>hands of dark matter
I'm going to ignore the fact that you are a retarded bobo to compliment that expression, nice

>>23817106
>hands that destroy everything they touch

>order has been 'cancel pending' for over 30 minutes
niggers schwab my anus

what the fuck was that lol

did someone fat finger a sell or short?

why cant you let tesla rise anon

is there anything worth getting into today? I'm afraid to make any contrarian moves like puts/shorts because we're entering the Biden Bullrun

>>23817104
Is id hybbuneng?

ZM is recovering, fucking die already, how the fuck does it deserve a P/E of 5000+

>>23817032
A whole new series of bagholders were born

>>23817047
Nice drugs

Holy shit gold down 5%? Didn't even see that

>>23817138
>recovering
come on, man

>>23817124
Schwab has been killing me all day

>>23817131
PMs are a buy today. Not super bullish on them like /pmg/ but I think having 10-20% of portfolio set aside for commodities is wise.

>>23817125
Imagine being an institutional shorter and explaining to your boss why you lost money fucking around with GAMESTOP instead of paying up and riding the wave.

>>23817121
That's not dark matter. Dark matter doesn't interact with anything, it only curves the geometry of spacetime. Because of that, it doesn't deteriorate and is super heavy.

>>23817032
((They)) used the premarkets to screw retail investors. SEC doesn't care. Bull trap in the works right now; everyone will be bagholding by Wednesday. Biden is already dead and the ones who know already know, y'know? Public can only be fooled by deepfake technology for so long before a major glitch happens that they can't blame on compression artifacts.

>Biden announces Lockdown Panel.
Uhm.. guys

>>23817174
seriously WTF is this amateur hour bullshit? if they weren't merging with TD i'd be switching because of this fucking nonsense

>>23817193
THE GOYIM ARE GOING TO BE FREE?
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>>23817171
We have a vaccine anon. Biden made it with the help of cornpop over the weekend. Lockdowns over at 12:01 January 1st

>>23817145
I know some poor bastard FOMO'ed all in at the market open. I warned against it but did they listen?

>>23817048
Ȳ̵̝̤̘̯̖̰̮͚Ę̴̠̯̤̝͓̳̤̖͆̈́́̔͐͑̉̈̓̔͝S̵̢̨̨̯̦̣̦͚̬͉̥͎̉͆̔̑͑̈̾̀̕͠ͅ!̸̨͖̟̀́̂́

>>23817082
Implying he's actually short and not just wishing for an entry.

reminder that it's all rigged

>>23817193
kek I c cc’dant believe people are buying still

>>23817193
>inb4 flood of normalfags on tw*tter and f*cebook crying about how they didn't know lockdowns were coming if they voted for Biden
>when_they_get_what_they_fucking_deserve.jpg

>>23817195
I have not been fucking able to log into ameritrade all fucking day

PTON calls?

a hobo pissed on schwab's main order server and they can't fucking restart it apparently

>tfw didnt buy the ZOOM dip

>>23817032

Biontech released new 90% effective Vaccine

So your death rate due to the vaccine is only 10% , people bought this news up

>>23817208
Surely he isn't just sitting on the sidelines and crying over all the lost profit? Surely a bobo wouldn't do that?

>>23817180
anything worthwhile etf wise? I don't want physical

Imagine if Tesla held onto it's gains for fucking once.

>>23817193
thats why you need to get out into cash

we'll be locked down for months before they have enough vaccine

remember the 'great reset'?? Trump has held that off as a result the US is behind the rest of the world... US needs to catch up

Even though there are vaccines, the US still needs a lockdown to usher this shit in. Expecting vaccine delay news or something soon too just to push it back into the end of next year

WHY IS MY BABA RED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pretty boring after this morning. why can't the market ever do anything fun for more than 10 min? wake me up if something happens

>>23817205
my point is that it isn't "recovering" just because it isn't at all time low

>>23817210
urbanigs owned

>>23817247

Kek more like the death rate went from 1% to 0.1%

>>23817247
just in time for COVID-20

PLTR PLS

FUCK YOU PFIZER NIGGERS MAKE MY TECH GO BACK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23817247
Germany is fucking crazy bullish now right? Everyone said they were dead, they end up being the first to invent a vaccine, proving they are still the world’s smartest, people are going to come to Germany to do science.

Sold my NIO, feeling much more relaxed now

Going to reinvest that in PLTR and some safe boomer stocks

CANCEL MY ORDER CHARLES
YOU SAID YOU'D CANCEL IT CHARLES
WHY DOES IT STILL SAY CANCEL PENDING CHARLES
WHAT HAPPENED CHARLES
WHY IS YOUR BROKERAGE BROKEN CHARLES
ANSWER US CHARLES

Whew, liberals are so far gone that they think being a capitalist makes Biden a moderate republican.

>>23817207
TQQQ at 158, sell or hold?

>>23816971
I'm the anon who actually has the 40k shares. I put in money that I could afford to lose, and my exit strategy hasn't changed: sell at 0.15+ or in a week.

>>23817193
>Trump: "Um, guys the vaccine is coming in a few weeks. Stop being scared, let's get the show back on the road."

>Biden: "Dark times ahead of us, friends. We will enter a DARK WINTER! I will MANDATE MASKS FEDERALLY FOR ALL CITIZENS when elected. If I'm not elected, you are NOT to take any vaccine. We will all die. America will die. Your children will die. Remember how you woke up this morning and your grandmother wasn't at the table because she DIED of Covid? Well, more will die. If I was president, people wouldn't have died, but because I'm not president people have died. Many more will die. You will die. If you do not vote for me, you will die. The country is dead. Covid is going to kill you and everyone you love. Covid will destroy America. America is done. Covid will kill us all. Vote for me."

>Biden wins
>Vaccine comes out like Trump said
>Biden doubles down on fear tactics

It's really gonna dump when Biden announces mandatory penis inspections

>>23817292
Realisation will dawn that the vaccine won’t make things go back to normal

>>23817298
Always short woke companies, always short woke countries.

My cannabis stocks that I bought at ATH are going up in smoke

PLTRCHADS, WHEN WILL PLTR REACH 20?

>>23817311
God I hated penis inspection day..
I used to fake being sick so I didn't have to go to school those days..
Year after year.. it's not like my penis changed that much in between inspections

>>23817193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobAsICMJ2U

He's about to speak....should we sell?

triple top rejected tqqq, qqq and most importantly ur life

>>23817329
next week. 3Q earnings.

>>23817193
Sauce? I thought he was lying about lockdowns to make trump look bad but it seems he might actually go through with it.

>>23817329
End of week unironically
The profits will be good

My weed stock is up a bigly 80% today. it was up 220% in premarket but jews

>>23817345
>"Don't celebrate just yet America, the great reset demands your misery and you will be getting a mutated COVID within the next month"

nio hitting 50 by tommorow

>>23817298
>creating an unneccessary vaccine

call me when they cure cancer, that's what going to kill most of us

>DXY

>>23817307
hold for 20 years

Don’t tell my any of you retards are actually gonna get the (((vaccine))), right? Just enjoy the fake pump and don’t let the Jews inject you with anything

you bought the dip, right anon?

>>23817359
Woah hold up there. A company thats been unprofitable its whole life will suddenly be profitable right after ipo? Are you trying to trick me and make me a bagholder?

>>23817372
based

>>23817340
Better hope they don't find foreskin when they check.

>>23817340
penis expection day? what the fuck?? what kind of fucking backwards ass school did you go to???

bros

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1325833866939129859?s=20

>*NEW JERSEY TO HALT INDOOR DINING BETWEEN 10 P.M. AND 5 A.M.: AP

>>23817195
>>23817174
Yall Webull has been solid for me all day today.

They're doing a free stock promo too if you deposit into an account. https://act.webull.com/it/HkBCVAPymCVw/irk/inviteUs/recommend_1500_A_pop

>>23817345
What the fuck does this mush mouth have anything to say to me

this pullback is so bullish retards..

>>23817386
*earnings

>>23817340
penis inspection day was always so embarrassing, so glad I'm not in school anymore so I don't have to deal with that anymore

>>23817372
>whale
>80k
Lol

who else selling weeklies on AMC to degen gamblers?

>>23817386
PLTR is following the amazon business model, funneling all its money into investment (which in this case is customer acquisition mostly)

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

buy dips, DCA, reinvest dividends (if any) and let time be your fren.

also bidentards just voted to raise their own taxes all because they think orange man bad. literal child sniffing pederasts

Go fucking down, CRBN, I want to buy in below 40€...

Most of my oil stocks are up 15-20% today, this pump is gonna fuck a lot of new friends up hahaha.. Just sad I missed buying friday, would have been a ton of free cash

>>23817382
>implying we're gonna have a choice

>vaccine news and lockdown news happen same day
This is a plot to scam people who mistakenly took up an easy rotation play, isn't it?

>>23817394
>10 pm - 5 am
Ahh yes only allowed to work and go tp school but no going to reataurants, cant risk yall getting sick but no big deal being packed into classrooms, factories, offices. Talk about having freedoms taken away.

>>23817404
They can only have a single customer: the US government.
So don't shill it to anons with fake info, nigger.

>>23817391
You dint have a penis inspection day? are you a euro? almost all schools in the USA have a penis inspection day, I used to skip school on those days.

>>23817396

I think biden is going to tank it just to troll us more.
>fake virus
>fake victory
>fake pump

He will probably have some smarmy self righteous comment to rub it in too
>guys, it's time to unite under something other than money, COME ON MAN, isn't that what america is about?

The way he barely opens his mouth to make his words melt together. I can't wait honestly.

>>23816824
>mfw comfy DCA passive index investor

Sure is comfy

THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS!!! THEY ARE ORDERING THE LOCK DOWNS AND THEN THEY WILL GO DOOR TO DOOR ROUNDING UP THE CONSERVATIVES AND BRING THEM TO CAMPS! THEY ARE GOING TO SAY THEYRE QUARANTINE CAMPS BUT NOBODY LEAVES! YOU GET PLACED IN THERE AND THEN THEY EXECUTE YOU!

>>23817193
It's time.

>>23817306
c'mon man! just tell look you wouldnt if ok are you on cocaine? did you take a cocaine test? why would you even look its like this, some day president george will have to apologize. APOLOGIZE for the terrible things he said. and you know, ok, my dad once said joey, if you see a nickel, save a pickle. thats not so bad right?

>um yes quite right mr president elect, but we were really just wondering who you planned to appoint to lead your coronavirus task force

>only sold 1/5 of my AAL above $14
>now its back down to sub 13

FUCK

>>23817447
more than half their revenue is non-govt retard

why is CCL up 32% today?

>>23817391
It's not a big deal only a few people don't pass

>>23817447
False.

>>23817447
>They can only have a single customer: the US government.
Wrong, retard.

>sp500 +3%
>I'm -0.2%
Oh well, how do I even do this?

>>23817458
just figure out where biden and his son are putting their money and copy them

PLTR 15$

>PLTR 15$

PLTR 15$

>PLTR 15$

PLTR 15$

>PLTR 15$

>>23817310
>I will MANDATE MASKS FEDERALLY FOR ALL CITIZENS when elected
waaaah I dont wanna wear thin cloth over my faaaaace

>>23817444
who is eating at restaurants past 10pm besides the people getting drunk at the bar?

>>23817478
didnt you hear? Biden and pfizer invented a cure! The Biden Cure we'll call it!

>>23817491
that would be the energy stock with dick cheney and all the old iraq bros, lol, the irony

>>23817401
Did you also have the prostate checks?

Whens a good entry for PLTR?

>>23816824
>bought GME at 15.10

YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WOULD PUMP


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>>23817516
any price you can get it

>>23817478
do you read the news or just come here and ask to be spoonfed?

>>23817401
Bro, you’re bringing up a lot of bad memories for me. You know that long qtip the stick up your pee-hole? Well, the nurse was getting her “sample” and i recoiled away while that thing was up inside of me and the stick snapped in half WHILE IT WAS STILL UP MY PEE HOLE. I had to go to the ER after that. They put me under to get the stick out of there. Needless to say, my school year was over. All the other kids called me “stick dick” or “qtip” for the rest of the year. Fucking terrible.

>>23817516

Now, unironically $100 in a few months.

>>23817516
sub-1000

>>23817516
any time of day at market price

apple is going up? I thought that was illegal

>>23817516
Now

What just happened?

BASED MCD develops own McPlant formula, get fucked beyond meat

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/09/mcdonalds-to-test-mcplant-which-includes-its-own-meat-free-burger-next-year-beyond-meat-shares-fall.html

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23817516
$15 is a steal tbqh

>>23817556
And he'll recover in three days just like Trump.

>>23817509
It's drunks at night and the elderly super early.

>>23817552
the PLT kinda sucked

t.3rdworldlondonian

>>23817552
What if it tastes like crap?

>>23817556
wait, I thought he was dead

>>23817459
>sell some risky meme stock for profit
>buy some more comfy UKX
>buy some more comfy T

it's the equivalent to sipping a hot chocolate on a cold winter evening, by the fire... aaaaahh....

>>23817552
The good old Apple 'fuck other companies, we're building it ourselves' play.

Any stock I can buy to profit off penis size insecurities?

anons PLTR longterm or sell before december earnings?

>>23817594
his brother herman cain died

>>23817600
>that (((nose)))

>>23817556
>BREAKING: POLITICIAN GOT COVID. YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER DID? THEY CAN BE PART OF A STATISTIC IN SOME OTHER ARTICLE ON PAGE 40.

>>23817594
that was the other republican nigger Hermin Cain. I dont blame you at all for mixing them up.

>>23817603
i'm personally holding mine long term

>>23817594
It was herman cain who died

>>23817340
>penis inspection day
What the fuck, I thought it was just a meme in my H doujins

>>23817515
I had those daily because I was a particularly good boy
Every day while everyone else was sitting their in class bored I got my daily prostate check in the counselor's office, great memories

thoughts on DFEN think it might be time to bet on leveraged defense

>>23817552
>McDonalds tests meat free burger
>tastes identical because they didn't use real meat to begin with

Just market bought PLTR

>>23817600
Once were able to create children without women they all need to be efficiently but effectively genocided.

This is your last day to exit and take profits

>>23817528
no wonder you had to turn to crack as an adult
sad!

Anyone have BAM? Why are they up? Getting priced in for earnings on the 112th?

some guy on jewtube told me this is a massive bull market and its gonna crash for years and its a bubble

is this true?

>>23817510
>>23817526
I don't buy it

Do any of yall hold GBTC?

>>23817633
This. Never trust any fast food place in America that used/uses pink slime.
Still gonna invest in them.

>>23817653
not when you're holding a shitcoin trading barely above liquidation valuations

>>23817653
>Trusting jewtubers

Bidenchads report in
Imagine actually supporting drumpf and all the chaos in the markets he caused

>>23817193
I can't believe there are bizfags who still think there won't be second lockdown in US

PLTR will dump tomorrow, right?

https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2015/12/secretive-data-analytics-company.html

in 2015, palantir was valued at $20 billion. at current prices, it's only $24 billion.

>>23817619
I mean, I'm sorry to point it out anon but whether you like politicians or not when they die/have health problems it has serious consequences/effects on peoples' lives because the people who replace them probably make different decisions than they would have
unless your parents are scientists or engineers or doctors, I'm guessing they're pretty replaceable

>>23817581
yeah I had one when it first went on trial around here, tasted like ass

>>23817672
retard

>>23817653
Monetary and fiscal policy are currently designed to prop up the markets. Crashes are unacceptable.
Unless we get inescapable defaults or undeniable stagflation, nothing will change. Be prepared for more of the same.

>>23817664
can't wait for the etc bullrun, anyday now

Got out of GameStop at $ 12.90

Which position did you get out of recently?

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1325778096151203843
FUCK YOU I NEEDED STOCKS TO KEEP GOING UP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

AMD is on a bloody roller coaster. Going back and forth from red to green all day from all the rotation.

>>23817672
If you didn't make bank the last 4 years then you're a fucking retard

Even the rona they used to get him out of office caused the opportunity of a lifetime

The only thing Biden is good for is RTX

>>23817703
Sell signal everyone. Fun's over.

>>23817675
No.

>>23817693
Look we need to count all the votes because all votes matter.

>>23817675

No.

>>23817646
BAM is an easy winner don't pay it much mind and you'll do well

>WKHS misses big
>up 5%
Clown

>>23817653
No. Lines only go up.

>>23817660
No, I'm buying bitcoin through a crypto exchange. Free to leverage however I like and better taxed

>>23817556
So obvious how this is becoming a one party state. Biden is selecting all these neocon republicans as to weaken republican support for Trump should they end up in court or electorial vote.

Funny how this is what libtards are celebrating - new wars in the middle east for the jewish masters

>>23817693
>>23817693
Got out of NIO at $44.33

what happens when a covered call gets called away? does the -1 sell to close order automatically clear from my positions?

GO DOWN NIO REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23817703
Reading the comments
>I would pay $8 gallon (gas) if it meant having a good president
Holy fucking brainwashed

>>23817703
And people made fun of me because I'm mostly cash.

There is only X
>US Steel shorts are destroyed

>>23817760
yes the contract will automatically get executed after hours the day of expiration, and your shares will be sold at the strike price

>>23817745
Yeah, I panic sold. Still came out with +$200. I just turned around and bought a $20 call lol.

>>23817735
>>23817743
So is PLTR the new meme stock of /smg/?

I get GME, the short float is heavy so everyone is hoping for a squeeze. But why is PLTR so hyped here?

What is /smg/ worried about the Trump allegations of fraud? All the news I've seen says that all the lawsuits are being dismissed because there's no basis

I hope you bought the tech dip.

>>23817765
They couldn't be any more clear about how much they hate the USA, I mean it's good news and they cant' stomach it.

>>23817753
i just picked up 100 shares to expose my roth to BTC.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>23817757

>>23817789
nanny state pessimism and iirc one "insider" anon shilled it

>>23817794
>he doesn't know

>>23817789
>But why is PLTR so hyped here?
because it just mooned +50% what do you think

>>23817621
yea thinging the same

kinda feels comfy as fuck

BULLBROS THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS

WE GETTING RICH BROS

EVERYTHING

FUCKING

MOONING

MY FUCKING XOM

OILBROS

WHAT
THE
FUCK

WAS
THAT


I PREDICTED THIS

THIS IS WHY I HODLD XOM

BASED GOD NIGGA
BOBO

ON

LITERAL

SUICIDE

WATCH
BOBO YOU
FUCKING
IMBECILE
MORON

NECK YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>23817784
picked up 200 shares of AMC at 3.98 and wrote two weeklies one at 4 and one at 5

XOM BROS REPORT
>smart NYC money knows Trump wins

How do I go about executing a call? I bought one on Robinhood. If it reaches the strike price, how do I actually go about selling it?

Blue horseshoe loves Anacott steel

>>23817789
https://twitter.com/cybersygh/status/1325233205780209664

>>23817794
Anyone with a brain knows that every election has fraud in it. That's how elections are won and always will be. Democrats were just better at it this time.

Where my WKHS chads at, we already 5% up and earnings hasn't been reported yet, already announced 200 vehicles have been ordered.

>>23817789
They’re very much a great reset company

NIO CHADS GET IN HERE I’m up 60% should I take profit before earnings

Dank

>>23817821
don't execute. just sell to close the contracts and take your profit.

>>23817817
>THIS IS WHY I HODLD XOM
lel when did you buy XOM though

What is rolls Royce doing

>>23817833
Spoke too soon lol.

>>23816824
Bobo's , what is going on ?

Damn rlftf took a huge hit, but nio keeping my portfolio alive.

Not selling anything today, fuck that rlftf hit though

>>23817850
i think i might buy it right now, or is it too late?

JNJews LITERALLY waiting EXACTLY after the election to reveal results

ULTRA
FUCKING
KEK


but it's ok

i'm a biden bro now

with jews you win

and thank you biden

all my shit is up

>>23817800
There's a big chance we're gonna see at least 11 though, just a heads up

Love Palantir simple as

What do you call this pattern?

>>23817848
Yeah, that's the plan. But how do I do that? It wouldn't sell off automatically right?

My pain is greater than yours

What non-palantir stock should I buy?

>>23816927
>hehehe

The bigger they are...

>>23817864
>he doesnt know
kek

>>23817843
that's what i did. it's a gamble though, i can imagine it's very possible i'll be missing out on mad gains but i'm ok with that

shares finally green, do i sell for a mini profit of £200 or hold out and fall victim to the impending drop

>>23817821
you press sell and then sell it this isn't complicated

>>23817879
If your option expires ITM it'll be executed automatically and you get 100 shares at the strike price.

just sell to close teh contract at a limit price higher than your cost (i always take profits at 20%) on options.

>GME red on the biggest up days in market history
Market sold everything and never looking back fuck GME. At least I didn’t sell for a loss.

>>23817018
I had my finger on the trigger on BP Friday and didn't fire. Went ahead and picked some up anyway today despite my better judgement, if anything the dividend and some DCA will smooth things over if it doesn't go up further

>>23817850
WELL IN THE 40'S OKAY

I CANT TIME IT ON THE FUCKING SECOND

IDK WHEN ((((THEY)))) RELEASE THE "VACCINE" NEWS

THE VACCINE IS IRRELEVANT

THE BET WAS THAT THE WORLD WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL NO MATTER WHAT, PEOPLE WILL FLY AND GO ON VACATION AND EVERYTHING

THEY JUST WANT TO IMPLEMENT CHIPS INTO EVERYONE USING THE CORONA MEME WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE I WONT GET A VACCINE

BUT FINALLY STONKS CAN BOOM

ALL MY VALUE STOCKS WILL BOOM NOW

AND MY GOOK (GOOG) TECH IS STILL MOONING ITS WIN WIN


LOL @ AMZN FALLING THO

I WILL STILL BUY THE DIP HERE

AMZN WILL BE STRONG NO MATTER WHAT

>>23817864
>with jews you win
Finally, some sense. Just be smart and choose the winning side.

>>23816946
Went all in pltr not looking too hot

>>23817682
Hey dumbass, you think the 240k people who died didn't effect anybody else at all? Not just their families, obviously, but don't you think they had jobs? Put something into the economy? But no, people only care when some politician or, even worse, some fucking famous actor dies. Some countries even went into lockdown after "muh famous comedian" died and people freaked out. I'm sorry you're too retarded to realize this isn't about a single person.

>>23817850
This. The only way you win right now os if you bought back on march on a single day. Or the last week or so of october and early november. Any other time and ur either around breaking even or at a huge loss.

>>23817897
The more my gf gets texts from them at 1am

>>23817843
NO ONE ever went broke taking profits, people only go broke DIAMOND HANDS LOLE'ing.

All about risk homie.

>>23817930
if its shares just hold for 1 month and foggetboutit

>>23817893
CRSR

>>23817815
It was shilled since its IPO though. Biden winning = more monitoring of civilians = PLTR prints money.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT IN WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???
Some niggas dabbed on the virus? Friday was a sell day for sure this is retarded.

friends, KNDI is down 12%, do I buy the dip?

We'll be blood red tomorrow.

HES TALKING

>>23817345
This shit started

>>23817893
Buy it when it dips.

>>23817898
know - WHAT?
THAT TRUMP WILL SECRETLY WIN STILL OR WHAT

IDGAF NIGGA I ALSO DON'T THINK SO

WANNA BET - DRUMPF IS DONE FAMALAM

I'm sorry, Bobo. We warned you this would happen. Time to sleep now, sweet prince

>>23817018
i know right

so happy i bought some BP before the news, i should have bought more but that's always the case isn't it. gonna keep accumulating more BP when i can, very comfy dividend

>>23817931
you're right, the press should write articles for every single individual person that dies

>>23817943
>sleeping in on a Monday
>ngmi

>>23817943
virus dab hype, soon to be followed by mink induced suicides

Guys, british petroleum at all time low. Is this a good investment?

>>23817674
Trump won the elcrion so it wont happen

>>23817930
yer a fokin retard 'arry

>>23817843
>Selling China's TSLA

Bruh...I'm never selling...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN STFU STFU STFU

>>23817918
yeah it fucking sucks, i'll wait until Q3 to decide if i should heavily trim my exposure to GME

Are you guys listening to Biden?
He's fear mongering like fuck, I'm guessing this vaccine news was not according to plan for the Great Reset.

>>23817961

>>23817794
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1325592112428163072.html

>>23817845
fucking poorbros getting a slice of the cake as well
i'll allow it

those 1.65 MSFT share gains

>>23817969
Not what I said. Honestly, how do you even remember how to breathe?

>>23817938
Aye captain hold like my linkes

>>23817256
>I don't want physical
Not gonna make it lol

>>23817942
a ton of shit are shilled here but it only gets memed when it's actually successful. Don't take the self fulfilling prophecy memeing seriously

anyone remember SNOW?

>got out of the market two weeks ago after big loss
>stayed out after clown bull run
How do I re-enter

>>23817918
I'm not selling until shorts cover.

>>23817961
How much you wanna bet he doesn't show up on Biden's inauguration day? There is no way trump will shake hands with Biden.

>>23817997
I don't think that it will happen. Too many people are against him.

The bobos are coming back to town tomorrow. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PROFITS.. Unless of course you're using some kind of Mickey Mouse brother that decided to take the day off.

>>23817996
Bullish for PALANTIR tbqh
Although everything is bullish for PLTR
They would have something to do with vaccine rollout

>>23817930
KEK this stock is slamming 11 on earnings you double retard

>>23817972
I also woke up at 11.
All my uni classes are online and on video, my gym is closed, cafés are closed, the town requires masks when I take a walk and it's rainy. I can't travel, I can't shoot ma guns, I have nothing to do.

It doesn't matter anymore when we wake up, Anon.

>>23818016
Write some ATM puts on Tech. They might crab a bit now, and if it dumps you have a safety cushion.

>>23817910
It depends on your waiting tolerance.

>>23818023

>>23818019
yeah Drumpf threw away his last bit of decency he's fucking done

>>23817930
bruh just wait 10 years and you'll be a millionaire

>>23818030

COPE

WHAT THE FUCK GME AND HOME DEPOT AREN'T PEOPLE BUYING HOME SUPPLIES AND VIDYA SYSTEMS SOON

>>23818057
GME is all short manipulation,
HD was up because people were stuck at home.

>>23818005
your first post was about 'muh mum and dad' and complaining that the press writes articles for politicians and not them
then you moved the goalposts to all 240K dead and not just 'muh mum and dad' because you realized yourself how braindead you are

>>23818057
I think I'm not a GME bull anymore. The R2000 is up 5% for fuck's sakes.

>>23817765
Gas at $8/gallon is a net positive, since some of you fatasses might actually ride a bike instead.

>>23818057
No, people are done buying stay at home items, now is the time for LIFE

shill me some stocks to sell weeklies to degens besides amc

>>23818057
because GME is now a stay-at-home stock apparently and vaccine news are bearish

also when vaccine ends up being unsafe, GME will be considered a covid-hit stock

>>23818057
HD LOW and COST getting slammed on the competitive advantage of having "essential business" status with a vaccine coming out. they're oversold so scoop up some cheapies

GME is just a failing business model being propped up by MSFT atm. when i get the new xbox and PS5 i'm not getting one with a disc availability bc that shit is for the poors

Many moths ago, around march/april I think, when the world was crashing from rona chan some anon shitposted here to buy nio. I bought some and have held it. I just want to thank you if you're here anon. I legitametly love you and hope you are having a wonderful life. I would kiss you on the lips if I could.

somebody bake

>>23817345
It doesn't matter who you voted for
>It doesn't matter who you voted for
It doesn't matter who you voted for
>It doesn't matter who you voted for
It doesn't matter who you voted for
>It doesn't matter who you voted for

BUY PLTR NOW

They have two primary products that are both focused on taking large complicated data sets and making sense of them. One is used for government security and has top secret applications, the other is their newer private sector version.

For example, a cop can type in someone's license plate number, and palantir's software can pull a pluthera of information about the person. Where that person has been. Who they've been talking to. What they've been buying etc.

According to the CEO, anytime a terrorist is killed in the world, they were most likely found with palantir's software, and then killed with another piece of software they made.

But because of their super specialized skill set and track record with the US government, they have been soaking up tons of contracts with governments all over the place.

Air force drone AI - project maven. US army Distributed Common Ground System.

They recently picked up another AI contract with the US army.

They protect data for a bunch of random science organizations.

They're kind of becoming the go-to source for new custom covid tracking software.

It goes on and on.

The big big question for this stock, is will they be able to take this government software and apply it commercially? Their CEO says that's their new objective.

>>23818093
how the fuck is it for poors when its more expensive retard

>>23818014
Yea, I remember SNOW. I also remember /smg/ unanimously saying it was a stupid investment when the IPO launched and only (((institutional investors))) got to get in at a good price. Nobody seriously advocated to purchase that when they saw it up like +400% before anyone got a chance to actually buy it. I doubt there are many bagholders of it in the general.

Also it wasn't memed after it became successful. Me and other anons were posting PLTR related memes for weeks; it's more like people ignore them until they're successful. I've made huge bank off NIO, NET, PLTR, and GME. It's not hard to sort the crap from the good shills here, but if you're only looking at positions after they've mooned and constantly chase FOMO then you're going to get burned. Read up, take risks, and buy while they're low.

IN THIS MOMENT I'M FUCKING EUPHORIC

NOT BECAUSE STOCK GAINS

BUT BECAUSE OF MY GENIUS OF PREDICTIGINGING THIS EXACT OUTCOME

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

MY BOOMER INDUSTRIAL SHIT WILL FUCKING BOOM

SO WILL THE TECH PLAYS

XOM 12% IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

WE WILL MAKE FUCKING BANK

AHAHAHA.... OH WAIT

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE IN THE DIP

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE

30% CASH

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS I THINKING

>>23818073
>complaining that the press writes articles for politicians
You were right but then you kept talking after this. Way to be such a drooling idiot that you think other people are moving goalposts just because your reading comprehension is on a third grade level, though.

WEAR THE MASK

EAT THE BUGS

>>23818150
boring

>>23818146
>>23818146
>>23818146
>>23818146

I'm just happy my DIS bags finally paid off

>>23818158
STAY AT HOME

TRANSITION

INSERT THE CHIP

AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>23818162
cope harder at your own mental lackings.

>>23818184
boring

>>23817207
i went in spy calls, 11/11. I'm genuinely retared arn't I?

SHOULD I GO ALL IN ON XOM?

>>23818037
Anon.. if you want to actually become successful in the markets.. you cannot wake up at 11am EST. You NEED to wake up pre-market, follow trends, read news, follow sentiment, check your tickers / any news on them..
The majority of moves take place between 9:00-11:00am. If you keep waking up after 11, you are only setting yourself up for failure

>>23817018
Hope so! I'd love to see my oil stocks hit June levels.

>>23817930
>Free investing advice on what not to do

FOMO 101 with Professor Retard!

>>23818280
PTR and BP

>>23818299
why is uk oil better than US? I have a feeling trump will be declared president in the coming days

I PUT EVERYTHING INTO CRUISES, OH GOD I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING IT.

>>23817843
NIOchad here.

You dont sell Nio, you just buy more.

>>23818125
because poors have worse internet and need to go through crowds instead of just digitally downloading.

way to our yourself as a poor

>>23817930
No patience at all. I am bullish on PLTR but its gonna have a little pullback here

>>23817930
Is this what FOMO is? I've never felt the need to buy something when it is soaring upward. Do people actually do this?

shiggy diggy

>>23818124
Why would I subsidize a body of information that will ultimately be used against my own personal freedom?

>>23816961
You realize that fucker has two wives? He just lives like that. An open bigamist.

>>23817997
>>23818023
The bug in the Dominion voting machines (second most used voting machines in the country, used in 30 states, every swing state, and 38 counties in michigan) made a 5% swing turning Trump votes into Biden votes and flipped a county. This was just discovered a day or two ago.

Reckoning is coming.

>>23818897
Oh yeah, guaranteed the election was stolen. The doubt is whether Trump has his shit together enough to carry things through the courts.

Considering how he staffed his administration and ran things the first term, that part is in major doubt.

WKHS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH