/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23813225
>msft -1%

>9 months before the US elections they announce the virus
>only 48 hours after the elections over 90% cure vaccine to the virus

its just coincidence... right?

>>23813593
of course anon. nothing to question here.

>>23813593
take your meds shizo

>>23813593
begone MAGAtard

>>23813593
Not everything is a conspiracy, take your meds! If there was foul play the news would be talking about it, I suggest you watch more news to stay current on what's really going on in the world.

>>23813666
Y..yes Sir
Checked for the glory of Hunter

>>23813708

This is ironic right

>>23813225
merely cohencidence

And just a few days after Orange Man gone.

Its a Christmas Fucking Miracle.

Daily reminder Fuck Kikes and their Typical Tricks.

>>23813727
based assburger anon

>>23813593
Shut the fuck up you filthy goyim

>>23813749

there are drones on my facebook feed who make unironic statements like this

travel stocks to the moon :)

>>23813837
Travala moon?

>>23813791
>there are drones
>on my facebook feed
Hello there NPC #83228387, how is your day going? Are you done checking your daily dose of Red Pill Facebook groups yet?
Rember, earth is flat and lizardmen are real.

Don’t forget to get your free covid vaccine guys!

>>23814236

Do you not have a family and friends you pathetic sack of shit? Remember your piss bottles aren't your kids

>>23813658
>shizo
you mean schizo like thinking cutting your genitals changes gender; or schizo like thinking the race that causes all crime is a scared cow? what kind of schizo?

>supreme court rules against biden
>trump re-elected
>pfizer vaccine suddenly delayed due to case of severe sideeffects
It's all so tiresome

>work for credit suisse
STOP FLOODING THE SERVER WITH TRADED YOU FUCKS

>>23813593
>only 48 hours after the elections over 90% cure vaccine to the virus
why did this happen? What's the profit off this?

>>23814299
nah. i want more boomers and fatso to catch the diease. just fewer enemies

>>23814423
That's exactly how it's going to go.

>>23814236
>lizardmen
bill nye the reptillian spy.
BILL BILL BILL

>>23813666
Cope, Satan.

>>23813225
So Precious metal fags are ruined?

>>23814608
seems like it kek

>>23813225
WHY ITS GOING DOWN AFTER OPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23813225
You guys realize there's like 10 or 11 different working vaccines all going through clinical trials right now, right? Go long on this if you want, but know that it is a longshot if you're doing so without any research.

>>23814457
>What's the profit off this
https://evonomics.com/economists-agree-democratic-presidents-better-making-us-rich-eight-reasons/

this is an mRNA vaccine. there has never been an mRNA vaccine approved as being safe for human use before. the schizo in me thinks this is going to cause autoimmune disorders in a significant percent of the people taking it....which will then be blamed on a new strain of virus circulating or something....which will then be met with another vaccine...ect. until the population is sufficiently culled and can usher in the new world.

>>23814913

>Democrats were the real crony capitalists all along

>>23814958
I don't give shit, if it makes me money it makes me money

>>23814967

Eventually the music stops for the US though. If enough people become poor we get socialist'd.

>>23813593
Don't be a ridiculous conspiracy theorist. Next you'll claim Biden is being deepfaked on live TV

>>23814770
this

>>23814913
>>23814958
>>23814967
So why do democrats ''make us rich'' ? I was reading here that Trump elected = markets go up... now why ''Biden = stocs go up''?

Also why Covid = trumps not re-elected?

>>23814358
NPC #83228387, this is your daily reminder to take your meds and be nicer to people. This negativity is uncalled for.

>>23815101
Republicans don't manage inflation or the deficit at all, they simply cut taxes and let debt accrue. Also, generally more progressive infrastructure and other key market spending is done moreso under democrats. There is a lot more than those but you should look into the studies done by economists on the Clinton and Obama presidencies.

>>23815110

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>>23815148

Did those economics take into account fundamental market reforms enacted under Democratic Presidencies and then realized fully in the subsequent Presidency or did they employ deliberate myopia and pretend people like Clinton didn't craft the China blueprint that saw the United States middle class get gutted in a matter of a decade

>>23815155
Why are you using a block for a single function call

if (comment.isMean()) cryAboutIt();

yea bro sure thing surely the side effects from a new vaccine will not dump their stocks in 2 months

>>23815201
I don’t see code if there’s no braces

>>23815201

That is ugly, illegible code that would get you fired in any respectable firm that values maintainability. This isn't your little leetcode exercise.

The market is fucking me in the ass right now.

>>23815302
newfag juniors crying about illegible code....gtfo. its far more elegant this way

>>23815056
wtf, that is not a human facial expression

don't make me go back to office

>>23815376

You didn't even realize you were outing yourself. Stage 1 is being a collegefag that thinks "shorter=better", actually working in the industry is valuing readability when dealing with massive code bases worked on by 100's of people.

I don't want to go back to the wage cage

What are the next steps though? Having a vaccine isn't the same as having it mass-produced and distributed across the world.

Why is this bullish news making bitcoin go down?

>>23815505
gathering a shitton of people and monitor them for adverse/side effects from the vaccine

>>23815515
moving funds back into traditonal markets

Take the vax, pleb.

>>23815515
if we go back to office there won't be more time to stare at charts all day

>>23815505
Trump's Operation Warp Speed has been planning for fast distribution
>General Gus Perna: It is. I've started five notebooks of things-- I listen every day-- to what's being said, and then I spend a good part of my evening googling these words, so that I can participate-- preferably at an intellectual level-- but at least in an understanding.

>On his whiteboard is one possible scenario – the all important approval by the Food and Drug Administration of a vaccine developed by Pfizer, followed by approval of another from Moderna.

>David Martin: What is D-Day?

>General Gus Perna: Is the day that-- we deliver the first round of vaccine-- for Pfizer.

>That's when it would start to get complicated because if approved, the Pfizer vaccine will require patients to receive two separate shots - 21 days apart.

>General Gus Perna: We know it's a two-dose vaccine, so we want to ensure that we can manage the-- the delivery of the first dose and ensure the delivery of the second dose-- while we simultaneously integrate new rounds of doses being delivered to the American people.

>On top of that, the Pfizer vaccine, which could be ready next month, has to be kept very cold until it is used.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-19-vaccine-distribution-60-minutes-2020-11-08/

>>23813225
It is only on phase 1, meaning a chance of it being usable exists.

What is the rate for AZN, GSK ETC??

This market boast is a delusional sense of hope.

>>23815671
no
this is the real deal
this will be used by the end of this month.

buy the rumor, sell the news

>>23815436
I've been doing this for 10+ years and am tired of retards code that is simple and easy to understand
>noooooo you can't use ternary operators it's hard for me to read!!!!!!
go fuck yourself

>>23815822
Today they are buying the news.
Sector rotation underway too. I severely underestimated the magnitude.

>>23815902
*retards complaining about code

to be honest, I'd add a newline for the conditional above, but the brackets are unnecessary and dumb

>>23813593
And all the trading apps just happened to crash.

>>23815905
what do you mean? Do you think one should flip tech companies stocks for pharma stocks? I wonder what our nigga Shkreli aka pharmabro would do.

>>23813708
Yes because the news is a dispassionate take on world events rather than (((globalist))) propaganda...

>>23815902

>pretending that removing brackets on an if statement is 1. elegant or 2. standard practice anywhere respectable

At most, you work for the government in some shitty web dev role

Isn't the pfizer vaccine the Bill Gates one which alters your DNA?

Me first goys!

>>23813225
Speculation its still on phase 1 trials

>>23815376
not including braces around all blocks in languages that use them is fucking disgusting. You don't even have to break it into multiple lines, but include the fucking braces.

You can make the short = elegant argument when you're talking about replacing a bunch of loops and conditionals with a map filter reduce or something, but not when you're talking about a 2 character arbitrary syntactic difference that makes it easy to miss where the block starts and ends.

t. programming for 19 years, 8 years of industry experience

>>23813593

>>23816455
I see somebody failed high school freshman biology.

>>23813593
It's okay, it happens. Our chance meeting in Venice was pure coincidence.

>>23813225
>implying I'm going to take some experimental good goy mRNA vaccine that's been haphazardly rushed through the drug approval process, all for a meme virus with an almost nonexistent mortality rate

>>23814489
Cope