/biz/ - Business & Finance

here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald people, when entrenched fully.
She stumbled in to creating this haircomb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer, running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing additional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more shorter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is under developement). The needful was done in order to stop or slow down the Natasha's haircomb. Unlimiting the size of block and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was only the beginning. Shor's algorithm ended up being the final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol.
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up sky-high, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers in the end make it

>>23797621
How do I just filter these and all mutations of it? They keep just changing a single word and it gets past the filter.

bump

>>23797662
can you filter out by keyword haircomb?

>>23797604
I, poorfag, wrote all of that. 100% rent free.

I like how you deliberately avoided using my meme, lmao.

>>23797680
I suppose, but then it blocks anything regarding haircomb even if the rest of the post is informative.

Wtf is this thing? Chart just looks like any other shitcoin

>>23797773
the future fren

>>23797716
90% of it is links

>>23797857
Please do not feed the danes

>>23797773
Boomerfi garbage

Yeah, you're really kind of a god at writing

>>23797857
And yet, I was the one doing it. Just like the memes.. It's all so easy, but I was the only one doing it. And now I'm mentally ill, lmao.

>>23797968
Funny how all you kooks claim I said I was God, while I infact wrote the opposite, but simply said I'm closer to being a god than any of you - combined.

This is the level of intelligence I'm up against. So scared, lmao.

>>23797870
lmao

>>23797604
0.10 by January

>>23798049
That's what I'm hoping as well.
It held 1.2-1.5 pretty steadily -- til it started dumping to hell

>>23798049
>>23798093
sorry - meant .012-.015

>>23797604
TOMO doesnt care about u being dane (or lame)

bump

>>23797968
This needs to be posted in every eRSDL thread, anyone who fuds because they have a personal vendetta against the project should be disavowed as an emotionally unstable chode. Also don’t give him your (you)s, it’ll only encourage him.

comfiest hold

bomp

>>23798245
he even telegraphed his entire plan because of how smart he is and how well itll work

>>23797968
lmao holy shit what an absolute FAGGOT NIGGER

>>23798245
>chode
Lmao. I'm so superior to you cucks that I can gloat right in your faces and reveal everything, and yet, I will succeed in my endeavours.

I am the guy from the last couple of days that said the community of this project is
1) overshilling
2) have shit/lack of memes
3) website is crap.

Oh look I was right on all 3.

>t. I'm not this Former Poorfag retard.

absolutely superior, yeah

>>23798621
typing "lack of memes" makes me think you are in fact him

>>23798638
I promise, I'm not poorfag.

But I did comment on a few previous eRSDL biz posts that you guys need more content than just kriegers borg face.

>>23798638
>the confusion ensues.
Rent free.

>>23797716
Good job, the first breads were cringe and stupid, the newer ones were very good. Dont let the anger enslave you, hold your bags tight and try to enjoy the ride fren. God bless anon.

>>23798761
i'm not confused, i believe him now that he clarified what he meant. it seemed like he was letting the weirdo god complex you have through his text with >2) have shit/lack of memes

How big is your bag, anon?

Can I long this on Plotx?

FUCK DANES.
STAY BASED.
STAY KRIEGPILLED.
10c EOY IS FUD!

buuump

>project needs memes to be successful
Guess an actual use case won't carry this coin then

1m make it stack here

mentally ill danish memelord thread:

https://archive.is/zyHhG

tldr; a majority of shitcoin memes on /biz/(mainly, but not limited to Pepes) come from one insane danish nazi larper who C+ grade FOMO memes and copypasta and is the OP of shitcoin generals, posting in them under multiple IP's. He uses arguments from those threads to prepare hard FUD memes and copypasta while waiting for the shitcoin to hit a target value. When the timing is right, he dumps the shitcoin and then disseminates his store of FUD memes and copypastas using the same strategy as he used to spread the FOMO. He rinses and repeats, and thinks you are an insect in the shadow of his genius. :)

Got a bag of this in the dump and feeling comfy, may do nothing but I have a good feeling about it

There once was a poorfag, who looked up at the moon
He always dreamed he'd go there, he thought, "I'll be there soon"
He jumped up all excited, an idea had sprung to mind
He'd get a loan from the bank, then crypto he could buy
He looked to Link, but was too late, and XRP had died
Uni seemed so promising, but when it dumped he cried
Suddenly he found a gem, called ERSDL
He invested everything, and promised not to sell
it pumped and pumped, he filled with glee
He bought some more, no matter the fee
The coin did well, he crowned himself king
But the coin took a tumble, and it started to sting
"Howard oh Howard, We need answers right away!"
He screamed from his home, in Denamrk they say.
"Poor little Poorfag, answers will come
just you be patient, please don't be dumb."
But it was too late, this wasn't his plan
He stomped his two feet, and went to 4chan
"Here ye, here ye, I have some FUD
ERSDL is gay, it's dead, it's a dud."
"Take your meds." The community said
but poor little poorfag had FUD to spread.
That's all in the past, a year ago now
ERSDL is worth a whole ten dollars now!
Poor little poorfag now sits on his own
As he looks at the moon, and takes out a loan.

>>23799985
i bought near the top and i'm still comfy w/ the buy. if it doesn't make 10 cents i will honestly be impressed

I'm still up like 800x . Comfy as

>>23800155
800x or 800%?

>>23800282
Uhh yeah %

>>23797604
based and kriegpilled
imagine not going balls deep on a project that has a smart boomer jew at the helm

>>23799948
saved for next bread

>>23800534
Not jewish but smart as fuck, high integrity, high will to deliver, this is my moon shot for 2021. Institutional borrower will have to buy large amounts of ersdl to participate, the value proposition is well thought out, transparent and fair, falls a huge niche in b2b lending, everyone and their mama needs a solution like residuals.

>>23800683
*fills

Anon, I spend the whole fucking day on 4chan, twitter, reddit, and tg (18-24h). And I can tell you that this is the fucking gem.
I only had that feeling years ago with Link and with Qnt below 1usd.
The developer is a genius, the last AMA was just amazing.
Good luck looking for another gem below 2M usd MC ...

>>23797604
Fuck bros think I'm gonna buy the dip but I'm really worried about the lack of a cap

>>23800708
you sound indian, is this some kinda reverse FUD

>>23800734
its probably poorfag who pretended to go to the gym to keep posting in ersdl threads

unlimited supply shitcoin

>>23800922
They're updating us on that problem soon, and they've pretty much guaranteed between 400-500. They just initially wanted some wiggle room

>>23800922
Fake news
The supply is fixed between 400-500m

Stay poor fudder.

>>23800922
Bs fud, fuck off nigger.

>>23801098
>>23801134
>>23801140

>just some wiggle room bro

i will buy when the max supply is set in stone using tech magic you cant take their word on what they want the supply to be when they could change it to anything they want. meanwhile keeping an eye on this but keep taking hopium from this rat looking mfker

>>23800715
between 400-500M

>>23800025
Absolutely based

>>23801217
Do with this what you will

>>23798621
1. I guess, but you have to agree that it's an excellent idea.
2. I agree, RLC had better memes but look at it...
3. True, Howard said it's on his bucket list, expect a redesign the coming months.

God I've been accumulating so fucking much of this the last few days
KREIG HEIL

>>23801303
>Chinese market.
Never mind I'm selling as soon as this hits 0.2

>>23801303
this doesnt mean anything to me im going to watch what comes out of the horses mouth not that guy there is only so much that can be done with cooking spray

>>23801303
Just loaded up another stack, the china exposure is very interesting. There is a lot of money to be made, the MC is simply too low.

>>23801387
Ya but this guy wouldn't lie to his whole community, he's pretty reputable

>>23801303
I already have a 1mm stack, but whats the source for this image? Any tips on what the china news might be?
How would they even get that information? Sounds like bs to me

>>23800025
Lmao I love this coin

>>23801455
i like that he is very public with his employment, a complete opposite of anonymous dev but that max supply shit has to be sorted out first then i will buy for sure

Soon!

>>23801463
That's from Facemelters Spotlight on telegram. He's also got a twitter with a decent following. He shilled, and had an AMA with ERSDL when it was around 0.0005. He's got a track record and wouldn't lie because that would lose him his following. I'm a hold and see what happens

>>23797604
RENT FREE
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One of the few decent coins shilled on biz

>>23801303
So it begins.....

>>23801490
Yeah I agree, I'm just gonna take the patient approach and give them time to do it right. They said they're working on it.

>>23800025
Lmao. Look, mom. I'm famous now.

>>23799948
>>23798636
>>23797968
RENT FREE

>>23801585
youre unhinged lol

>>23801600
Cute.

Huge pump incoming, prepare accordingly anons.

C'mon Howard.. We knerr yer knerr the max cap.. What is it, Howard? Did you steal the cookies, Howard? Whyah, Howard?? Whyah??

What the absolute fuck is going on in this thread
Its like everyones having a schizo episode

It's coming.

>>23802207
I'm coming

There's nothing we can do to stop it

>>23802366
Correct assessment. But don't worry, I don't hate you. I just don't like you.

>>23797994
>And now I'm mentally ill, lmao.

Yes, it's good you've acknowledged that so you can get some help

>>23802669
It was a rhetorical question, reserved for people with an IQ of 100 and above - so no wonder you don't understand it.

Rent free.

>>23802711
R-rent free eheh

>>23802711
you suck at climbing social ladders i can literally tell just by how you type hahahah

>>23802764
What a comeback. However, you know I'm right, lmao. Imagine being such a bunch of pathetic cucks. 30 against 1, and yet I own every single one of you mental twigs, one by one. Your memes are so low tier there's not even a scale that can accomodate them, kek. You are nothing, and you will never become anything. Danish master race takes yet another victory. Deal with it, cucks.

>>23802837
>caring about social ladders
I got a few solid friends since childhood, and that's all I need. I don't care about social validation, like you little back patting monkeys, lmao. This is exactly why you gang up on me like a bunch of hungry hyenas - so you can score cheap in-group social points. I mentioned that earlier too. It's so obivous. Pathetic.

>>23802886
if you didnt care about social validation you would most definitely not act this way online lol but whatever you say

>>23802929
On an anon forum? Lmao. Get real. I'm having fun grinding your souls. Let's keep going. I'm not leaving anytime soon.. Well, tonight I am, cause I need my 8 hours of sleep so I get max gains from lifting that iron. See you tomorrow, weaklings.

>>23802977
i dont know who's soul youre grinding but i am almost 100% sure everyone youre typing to is unaffected by anything you type. but peace. see you in 12 minutes under a different id posting again

>>23802190
>What's happening in this thread
A single dane has been shitposting for the past 6 hours

>>23802258
This dane faggot is dumping the coin

Am I going to regret not selling this coin tonight and waking up to yet another dump where I could've 2x'd my stack?

>>23801585
So you admit you're mentally ill?

I mean, otherwise, it's not about you, since it's about a mentally ill man.

One whale sold for 10k, the price didn't move that much.