/biz/ - Business & Finance

and FUCK YOU jannies!
this is 100% FINANCE related, and you'll never be white.

>>23772485
You can’t even find a girl to pay to have sex with? Yikes

Where are you anon?

>>23772513
it's not for my lack of trying, anon.
it's LITERALLY all scams.
most of them are obvious, others are more clever and in-depth, complete with a significant online presence on escort ad sites.
>>23772528
north eastern burgerland

this is pathetic
why would you part with your money for sex
i mean... simply denying some whore the money by not hiring her is more enjoyable imo
fuck whores (figuratively)

>>23772558
>fuck whores
there aren't ANY. NONE.
it's all simply scams.
honestly, there are a lot of similarities between shitcoin shilling threads and fake escort ads.
the english is broken in all the same ways, and i often read them in my head with a pajeet accent.
im convinced that escorts are a cryptid. they may exist somewhere, but most of the time its a hoax.

Imagine not living in a country where you can go to a (legal) brothel, get a cheeky asian massage (with extras) or find a hooker (even trans hooker) in the personal pages of the newspaper.

If you can do all 3 of these things you live in a third world country

>>23772581
>>23772534
Based and entrepreneurpilled.
Why get fucked and get paid when you can simply get paid and not get fucked my some mouthbreathers.

>>23772646
>entrepreneurpilled
actually it's niggerish.

Imagine not being able to go a (legal) brothel, get an asian massage after a workout and get a handjob (or more) or get a hooker (even a trans hooker) from the adult personal pages of your local newspaper

If you can’t do all 3 of these things you live in a third world country

>>23772657
Niggerpilled is if they show up and rob him.

>>23772485
Just to clarify, you have fallen for these scams, right?
How much money anon?

>>23772661
what country fren?

>>23772674
this is something that has never happened to me yet, knock on wood.
i'm 6'4" and conceal carry is legal where i live.
my gun never left it's holster, if you know what i'm sayin'.
>>23772678
i lost three $75 deposits, then another $250 (half up front to hold my appt., then rest when i got to the hotel before she gave me the room number.)
i don't even care about the money. it's the goddamn principle of the thing.
>>23772690
northeast burger

>>23772710
no I meant for this guy with the legal shit:
>>23772690

>>23772730
mea culpa

>>23772485
I don't know what to tell you because after going this route and finding the goods, I found that the goods were anything but.
Stay away from the whores, rub it out dude. Your time will come.

>>23772710
what prevents you from getting laid via tinder?

>>23772755
>Your time will come.
the digits confirm this.
>>23772767
i don't want some boring normie girl who is in my league that i have to go through all the motions of talking and texting and meeting her stupid friends and family, then being forced to watch stupid shit on tv then roll over and have lame, pointless, routine sex.
i just want to fuck a whore.

>>23772485
Uhh if you live in the us. you can get prostitutes. I spent 2000 dollars this year in the midst of corona, fucking hookers.

rules to follow.
Don't pay anything upfront. Tell them you only have cash.
Reverse search the images that they post, will get rid of all the fake ads.
Make sure that you research the number that they give you, i was even able to find the persons actual home and name even a LinkedIn profile lmao. I was just being cautious.
Look for amateur photos and video skills, if it even has a hint of quality it is fake. Hoes are not porn director

Things to expect.
Don't expect the any makeup or lingerie you see in the photos. She is going to rush you 100 percent of the time so go for a quick visit, which is 60 - 100 dollars. If you book an hour and cum in 10 you don't get any money back.
Have the balls to just walk away she smells like cat piss or she has a chihuahua in the motel room. the thing kept on barking at me while i was trying to pork ita owner 1 out of 10 wouldn't recommend.

Good way to lose money, because these hoes are bad at fucking, unless you find a regular.


I know the website but jannies will delete it like last time. The website has reviews and has updates on when the pros are taking calls. Works with any big city in the us.

>>23772800
you know, you can make a girl like that your whore too, right?

>>23772558
buy sex is a game changer

>>23772800
there are tons of profligate slampigs on dating apps. you have to signal that you are a sleezy degenerate and they will avail you

Where did you find these "prostitutes"? Which site specifically? And how did you pay them?

>>23772826
>don't pay upfront
my first, and only mistake on this list.
>reverse image search
i know, anon. some of these scams are quite well done.
>search phone number
see above
>amateur video skills
the sent me videos of them talking, showing their tattoos as proof that they were the person in the add, showed me hotel keys, selfies, etc.
>don't expect
i guess this was my second, and only mistake on this list.
i wouldnt even mind the chihuahua. animals love me. whores apparently do not.
>>23772832
yeah im not looking for a long term whittling project where i carve a venus de milo out of a stump of wood.
>>23772856
i literally cannot even social media at all. im too fucking autistic.
>>23772868
skip the games, backpage clones, and erotic monkey (though i do not pay i look for pics with the number in it).
back in the day when backpage was around, i actually found a couple of real girls that i banged and it was wonderful. those days are gone and it's all scams now.

>>23772485
I'd never succumb in a way to my urges making me a complete worthless idiot seeking validation (and sex is nothing else than that) from someone who takes money for that.

>>23772897
based

>>23772868
>>how did you pay them
apple pay and zelle.
you cannot dispute transactions that have already completed.

>>23772710
Oh my god
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Imagine getting scammed multiple times by hookers.
Holy shit anon
I needed a good laugh
Oh man
Hahahah

rules for smashing prosties:

1. you cant be an incel trying to prove to yourself that you are attractive to women

2. you need to make enough money that $200 is no big deal. this influences the power dynamic

>>23772485
Try lifting and getting a haircut you fat greasy piece of shit

>>23772485
>i even went online and got a cialis script
where?

type in escortalligator listcrawler in google
It says eu domain but you can select the closest US city near you. Click the review section, do comments on the pros.

The ui is shit, but onc you understand, how the thing works, it makes sense.

>>23772897
how old are you?

>>23772905
i don't need any validation you absolute 1PBTID fucking redditor. i want ASS. a FAT one. on my FACE and COCK.
my autism gives me high testosterone, something you simply will not ever understand, and masturbating to porn is gay and jewish.

>>23772934
>Says he has high test
>Is retarded and horny enough to send money to the whores before they meet FOUR TIMES

>>23772905
>seeking validation (and sex is nothing else than that

virgin detected

>>23772916
you're laffter brings me a twinkle of joy.
i don't even care about the money. i knew the risks, and i did it anyway.
i kept trying because i felt like it would be worht it in the end.
and in a way, it is after all.
because i made some anonymous faggot on the internet laff.
>>23772919
i'm not an incel, and $200 is nothing if i have a good time.
>>23772929
hello doctor by goodrx. cost $30 for the online doctor consultation, they email the script to the pharmacy, and gave me a coupon so the pills were only $10.
buying penis drugs could not be easier.
>>23772933
late 30s
>>23772948
yes

>>23772897
See website i linked. Look at the the ones that are available to go now. And just text them. Actual hoes don't sent videos lol. They ask you if you are a cop or a AA. And get down to business. They send their address within minutes, if they are wasting ur time, just hit the next hoe on the list.

>>23772485
Hahahah imagine unironically being this retarded and not being able to find an escort in the U.S. Either that or you're so ugly not even $$$ could save you

>>23772965
thank you for your legendary service.
>>23772965
i'm good looking and tall enough to get an average gf, but i don't want a gf.
this is about online prostitution scams.

>>23772934
You're proving my point but you say your alleged high testo levels are the cause. Lol. Hookers are a way to get affection for men not able to get it in the real world. Sex is nothing else than a validation of your sexual market value. If you don't get some, your mind assumes naturally you have low market value, which makes you feel worthless and is the main driver for your behavior.

Go to mejico. $20 dollarinos includes room and your pic of whore.

>>23772909
If only their was some kind of dispute resolution system that let you do that

>>23772993
leave this place and never return. you simply will not ever comprehend.
this has nothing to do with affection or "sexual market value"
i'm not a virgin. im a goddamned degenerate who wants to fuck whores.
>>23773009
why? all the mexicans are here already.
>>23773014
this actually crossed my mind, when the realization set in that i had been burned.

>>23772485

If you want a real hooker then you have to make friends with homeless crackhead women, anon. They will suck your dick for $20.

They aren't gonna be very hot though.

>>23772485
Water is wet. I bet your the guy who goes to 50 year old MILF soaplands in Japan too, "because they don't except foreigners". KEK!

Enjoy Pattya while we band $40 model level Indonesian girls, you idiot.

I bet you aren't even in Bestswap.

>>23773032
is there something in the $200-$500 range that would be comparatively that much hotter?
>>23773035
what manner of shilling is this?

>>23773023
I understand that you try to fight this thought. But you aren't necessarily a degenerate or a virgin, but you probably have low sexual market value as you belong to the portion of men needing to pay for the ability to mate.

>>23772964
thank you, anon. blessings be upon you.

>>23772690
The greatest country in the world, Australia

>>23773075
>I understand that you try to fight this thought. But you aren't necessarily a degenerate or a virgin, but you probably have low sexual market value as you belong to the portion of men needing to pay for the ability to mate.

>>23772558
>simply denying some whore the money by not hiring her is more enjoyable imo

>>23772485
Dear friend Anon,
Forget about meaningless sex with prostitutes.
You have no idea how cuddling with someone you love compares to the best dick sucking you'll ever receive from a stranger.
Find someone to love Anon; it's worth the pain and effort.

Listen, I did this once and made close to 3k in one week. It's actually simple and I know a bunch of other people that do it too. The golden rule of thumb is NEVER PAY DEPOSITS. Anyone asking for a deposit wants to scam you. I believe other anons have given you pointers on how you can get your dick wet while protecting yourself from getting scammed by a teenager. Browse through escort review sites, try tryst.link if money isn't a concern, you'll definitely find legit escorts there.

>>23773802
And this anon is right

Also if you didn't pay through balance, meaning you sent the money via your card/bank you can call the bank and chargeback. Thats the only way you get your money back and usually when you do chargeback theres a chance the scammers account gets frozen

>>23773802
>cuddling
>someone to love
>worth the pain
i'll love the hooker for the entire time she spends with me, i promise.
i want raunchy sex with a large assed whore in a nice hotel and get drunk and do some drugs and just deep dick her til they start serving continental breakfast.
does anyone understand what i'm saying here?
niggers coming in here talking about love and gfs.

>>23773871
i will look into this, but a cursory glance seems like it is not possible. i used apple pay and zelle, and to the best of my knowledge it is not possible to retract or cancel a payment once it has been accepted on the payees end. there is no recourse for fraud on zelle, but perhaps apple pay.

>>23773899
If your bank decides to side with you and get your money back there's absolutely nothing Zelle or Cuckpay can do.

>>23772485
>2020
>too dumb to figure out how to find hookers online

>>23773802
Find me a woman worth loving and in exchange I'll tell you the secret coin that will do a 1000x in a day.

>>23773913
thank you anon
>>23773914
please, enlighten us, anon. laff at me all you want, it's fine. but i'd love to hear your advice, too
>>23773918
>secret coin
my portfolio is 98% of one coin. i won't say which one, tho.

>>23773888
The road you follow leads to emptiness only.
You will regret wasting your precious time and money on this whoring of yours.
One day you may find a gf, and you will feel shame thinking back to your past.

>>23773918
You are going to have to take that risk on your own.
No one will help you, and nothing will happen if you resign any hope for love.

>>23774193
>The road you follow leads to emptiness
emptying is exactly what im trying to do.
>precious time and money
i mostly feel robbed of the experience. it's a feeling that transcends lust.
>you will feel shame
i never would. i'll never apologize for any of it. the only thing i regret is missing out on it. it was an experiment that i threw roughly $500 at, and i got rugpulled. i knew it was risky and i did it anyway, because if i didn't see it through, my curiosity would never be satisfied. i'm not in jail, i'm not shot by a nigger hiding in the closet, i got burned by some cunty drug addicted women, and no doubt their drug dealer boyfriends. i made several attempts and they all ended in scams. my first few attempts were really dumb, but by the last time i thought i had vetted her well enough. but i was wrong again and i got burned.
all in all, a cheap lesson.
this isn't about love, or affection, or even simply a desire for sex. it's about the raw, unadulterated experience of it all.

>>23772856
>profligate slampigs
JESUS CHRIST MY SIDES

>>23774354
Well in that case I hope you find what you are looking for.
500 is allot, you could have bought a camera and paid some whore to do a porno.
Instead you just threw it away; you aren't even good at being a degenerate kek

In all seriousness though, I have been where you are (except for the throwing money away like a retard part).
The whole experience was a giant let down, and not worth the 130 euro I paid.
Just being together with someone you love feels unimaginable more fulfilling than anything you will experience lusting after this degenerate fantasy.
I imagine you view me to be a giant faggot, though I hope you learn form my mistake.

Good luck, hope you find your happiness.

I snorted ketamine off a dominatrix’s asshole before and k-holed into its depths. Ate it out for an hour.

>>23774516
thank you, anon. your words are kind.
>>23774534
this guy gets it.

just image search them and google their number to see what comes up, usually the fake ones have the same number or pic for multiple ads. Losing a couple hundred is a lot worse than it being cops, or a bunch of black guys that mug you

>>23774746
>Losing a couple hundred is a lot worse than it being cops, or a bunch of black guys that mug you
how is being arrested or mugged better?

>>23772485

Go to southeast Asia you effin retard. Much cheaper and hotter women and free lancers everywhere that are just like picking up normal girls in a nightclub that will give u a real gf experience. Absolute cringe at calling some wayhyy over priced agency to send over some robotic acting ugly chubby latina or blonde bitch that hit the wall before she got 20 years old. You fags ngmi.

I only go to SE Asia or Columboa for pris. Any other part of the world sucks for that kind of thing. US escorts are AWFUL. And X10 overpriced...literally.

>>23775379
i've been to thailand for a month long trip. it is indeed better.
it's not even that american escorts are awful oe expensive, it's that they do not exist. or if they do, it is extremely rare, and actual escorts make up a small fraction of the total escort ads online.
it needs to be legalized to avoid these complications.

Spain is actually great for hookers

>>23772800
>i just want to fuck a whore.
Sorry friend. A sure fire way is to go to Nevada. They're pretty hot by and large, but it's about a grand.

>>23772485
Booker? Degenerate. Get a harem instead.

>>23775499
noted. thanks senpai
>>23775550
that's too far for me to reasonably go on a weekender. if prostitution were legalized, many problems could be avoided.
>>23775581
based and harempilled

i've kept this up most of the night. this will be my final post in this thread.
i think the moral of the story is that it's all fake. all of it. everything that we pursue in the name of happiness is all an ever-fleeting illusion, and we get drunk on it.
i hope you guys don't end up like me.
thank you for your words. good night.

dude girls are so deranged these days if you dont look like the hunchback of notre dame you can fuck college girls for like 100 bucks just use seekingarrangement and dont call it prostitution so they can keep up their mental gymnastics that they arent literal whores

>what's even the point of having money if i can't pay a pudgy, tattooed, drug addicted latina to shove her ass on my face and cock
my brother from another mother
FUCK gfs FUCK moralfags I WANT TO EAT ASS BABY

>>23772581
I legit feel bad for you my du

Just save your pennies and fly to vegas.

>>23775499
>>23775379
Cheers
Making it means traveling the world twice a year to fuck whores. $6k tops

>>23776776
High IQ detected. You guys are GENIUS.

>>23772485
there is a community of people where they verify that each person is not law enforcement (a big concern of hookers and clients is being busted in a honeypot raid).
i never tried it because it's legal where i live but check preferred411.com.
once they verifiy you're not a cop you have access to the hookers. check review on the sites online if you can.
You can try also eccie.net
You can read the hookers subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/
Before you visit you should understand what hookers expect from their clients. Nothing better than reading what they say about them.

>>23777921
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1002822

>>23772710
just fuck street whores, Anon.
Find your street walker area
>south philly
Find your preferred race
>meth white girl
And find out how much it costs to hit it bareback
>yolo

>>23772485
amazing billions of girls on this earth and you cant even find one to have sex without giving them your money. just imagine living OPs life LMFAO

>>23777986
>fucking AIDS infested crack whores bareback

Tips for burgers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/comments/hzivvb/how_to_find_a_safe_provider/

>>23778018
>crack whores
When it clearly says Meth

>>23774193
>One day you may find a gf, and you will feel shame thinking back to your past.
pure virgin bullshit cope. as if having a gf would negate all the sex experience you had. it's better not to tell anyone about this though.

>>23775627
>i've kept this up most of the night. this will be my final post in this thread.
fuck, that retard OP went to bed before my useful tips. let's keep this thread alive until he wakes up

>land of the free
>home of the slave

Come to Latin America, OP. Here prostitution is not illegal.