/biz/ - Business & Finance

do you ever grow out of wanting to jump into super volatile stocks? I feel like im wasting my time checking on a healthy steady growth company

>you didn't buy marijuana stocks before the election
ngmi

I'm thinking of making a very short weekly /smg/ video podcast. We used to have one years ago but the guy who made it bailed.

Post trannys

>Buy 100 shares of a stock of your choice, then sell a call at a price a couple bucks above what you bought the stock for. Then buy a put at a price a couple bucks below what you bought for.
Is this what everyone here does all day? Is this why this board is a rollercoaster of emotions from 9:30-4?

>>23771314

I've got 7k on the sidelines. What should I do /biz?

>>23771376
Buy one of the following:
SBE
PSTH
GME
NIO

>>23771264
too late to get into MSOS?

What do i buy?

>>23771376
i have 15k, but 5k i'm really willing to lose go all in gme with me on the dip

>>23771314

>>23771443
>go all in gme with me on the dip
kek where the fuck you've been this entire week then

>>23771407
>>23771376

Corona 2.0 is coming with more lockdowns so I think GME will go lower, along with any other retail.

TFW gf up 19 % this month on her 10k portfolio gifted to her by her parents throughout her life, while im just starting this month with shit money and next to no knowledge
>feelsbadman

>>23771527
ya well i had 4x that and still didnt have a gf

amazes me how you have a gf and you have no money

Are there really investors, people who are good at using money to generate future returns, that use prostitutes?

How do I find one that’s >>23771376
good at improv to make up dirty asmr stuff for me and never tell anyone about it?

>>23771376
After this massive face ripping rally, I am raising cash but looking to put it into down stocks on next weeks dip.

Eyeing less sexy stuff like UPS but also semiconductors that benefit from election outcome.

The market may seriously crater when it finds out how much Mitch is really willing to give citizens in pandemic relief money

>>23771343
Kek The meme that keeps on giving

Fuckn sucks that Zoomers don’t have any quality egirls like katja or miryu

>>23771324
Why do you think that’s stressful or worth pink wojak posting about? That’s some basic bitch shit.

>>23771534
Pink wojacs are basic bitch PSL shit

>>23771533
prostitutes dont do shit dude if you really want them to cater to your individual needs youre going to be spending thousands for one night

in reality they suck your penis with a condom and theyre like can i leave now hurry up

and you get 6 minutes and you wanna kys

>>23771264
Only those who are serious about the cannabis industry trust the money behind it.
>High CFOs=High Profits

>>23771415
Honestly, I would wait. There is going to be a hard dip in late December. People always pull profits before new years. That will be the time to buy; 2021 is exponential growth, 2022 is solid steady gains from the titans who monoploized the industry.
>IIPR
>CURLF
>GTBIF
>TCNNF
>PLNHF

>>23771553
I don’t have individual needs I want to ask some young women a bunch of questions and have a laugh playing pretend. I think this would be cheaper than therapy. And therapy is meh over zoom.

>>23771571
Can you post with your famous tag line so you don’t avoid my filter? Thanks

>>23771553
For me, it’s Asian massage parlors. After getting a good workout and smoking some indica, a nice rub n’ tug just sets me right.

>>23771583
you wanna pay hundreds to ask a girl questions

what the fuck dude just go on fiverr and theyll talk to you on discord for less than a prostitute would

>>23771596
I love you too mysterious stalker senpai.

>>23771261
Yes, you will eventually wipe enough accounts clean that you start looking at it differently. It's extremely typical for beginners that doesn't have any past experience with trading/investing, personally took me like a year before my brain finally understood that it was retarded. It was extra frustrating for me since I was "trained"(guided) by a guy to be a price action trader, and since he's already retired (but still trades because he loves it) he tends to be WAY more conservative when it comes to entries, so I developed that behaviour from him which ended up screwing me while being new to trading. For example, I could wait for days/weeks for one single entry and when price finally tanked to my entry I didn't get filled and was left behind, it made me frustrated which then led to me FOMOing in, but since I had learned risk management and shit I ended up getting stopped out over and over again because of my bad frustrated placed entries.
Sounds fucking retarded in hindsight.. but that's just the beginner brain for you. People like you that gets emotional for missing a pump and dump or whatever should probably just force yourself to change the chart instead of sitting there looking at it, it won't take a year for you

>>23771607
That's not him, that's me. I haven't started on you. I'm still working on baggie.

>>23771532
girls are easy ill give you some pointers guy and cause
>personality
>6,1
>fit
>big dick
>not actually that broke for my age

>>23771571
Shill me some weed stock with options so I can look into it this weekend. If it doesn't have options, I don't give a shit.

>>23771621
the only thing you will find is my podcast.

>>23771654
For now...

>>23771621
What in the fuck is interesting about baggie? The guy is a ducking retard

>>23771605
Yes. A therapy session is sometimes exactly that. You pay hundreds of dollars to have a conversation with someone who does not know you, but is generally interested in your improving mental health

Especially If they have been at it for years they may have some great ideas.

>>23771532

>>23771599
>indica
Still can’t tell the difference and just get the cheapest chemmy/diesely stuff

Wait but you don’t care about warts and herpes and scabies and speaking English and shit?

bull signal

>>23771638
>IIPR
>APHA
>AKERN
>CGC
Those are the ones with options. If you want DD on a specific one and why I'll let ya know.

>>23771554
CARLOS

>>23771722
women psychology majors (80% women) dont have any good ideas theyre retards who shouldnt be educated or have jobs and promote kike pharma industry

they choose psychology because thats the only thing they know how to do is talk to people

youre an idiot if you think they have "great ideas"

a fiverr discord e-gamer girl will run you far cheaper

>>23771613
thank you for sharing if being trained even and you still dealt with a bit of that I guess the main problem really is just 6 inches from my keyboard. thanks for the tip too I am just jumping into after hearing about people making so much fucking money since the stim and bounce back. I better learn fast I doubt I have money to lose for a whole year despite being up at the moment

>>23771731
The only one from that list I recognize is APHA. I remember months ago someone in here mentioned they're the only weed company that's doing well (at the time). Out of those 4, which do you prefer? I'll look into all their financials and such, but was wondering if I should focus on a particular one first. Also, do you not have an opinion on tilray or aurora? I smoked years ago and don't anymore, but those are 2 companies I can think of when I think of weed.

>>23771431
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing with that letter

>>23771278
do it , How many people browse smg anyway?

>>23771053
>they wont even buy back your calls at the same price you bought from them they wont let you
I really hate that nonsense. Happened bigly to me on a stock i bought a bunch of. Pissed me off so much. Unironically the bots did this on a stock I thought would do well, so in my fit of rage I sold off my contracts, turns out it'd have been a 10x by expiration.....

>>23771058
>Not for gambling like a degenerate.
But they sure lure you in like that and lets be clear big firms do you use ot likke that. Kust cause they dont openly state it doesnt mean they dont. Eg Softbank

>>23771770
SMG

>>23771746
You have just enough reading comprehension to piss people off but not half-enough to half-understand them.

Tqqq
Soxl
Opti
Gme
Wkhs
Hyln
Net
Pltr

Buy and you will be rich

>>23771770
APHA's price action is so damn disappointing though
just noticed it didnt even moon today, and this isn't the first time i've seen it stay flat despite good news in the past

with weed stocks, you aren't trading with fundamentals, you need to find the shit with the most hype or most squeeze potential (TLRY was the best in 2018, ACB just had a squeeze this week too)
If you're actually looking at the fundamentals, you'll see that all these shit cannot turn a profit most of the time or some are already grossly overvalued at 10x of their revenues despite shitty margins

only risk what you can afford to lose, and afaik, US isn't even legalizing, they're just decriminalizing for more voters

>>23771770
Neither of those company are currently in the American Market; I heavily favour American companies, and the ones I "shill" are the titans of the AmeriCannabis market. there are plenty of other stocks that will grow like HRVSF or FLOOF, but I know that titans will grow to 50 dollars at least.

Tilray does have an agreement sent up with BUD making non-alcoholic THC beverages. 100$M is in the RnD. I have been thinking about long terming that stock.

ACB crashed because the VP was embezzling money. Faith was lost and restructuring in management began. ACB also failed because there wasn't distribution; Improper distribution chain is solved in the states through mandatory Vertically Integrated "Seed to Sale" laws.

>>23771278
Go for it! I use Anchor. You can literally download app on your phone for free and the cloud share lets you download from website and edit on computer/laptop.

>>23771860
Tqqq
Pltr
Net
Soxl
Solid stocks hyln gme opti wkhs are gambles

>>23771859
im not a kike shill so i dont care if people understand my words or if they think less of me because i dont use proper grammar

only big corporate shills would try to impress people outwardly with words that are perfectly punctuation

Weed stock blah blah blah
Jersey is the only actual change here, other states have no population. Its going to be a huge market ,but its gonna take a while, the black market on weed is also massive and heavily implemented already. On top of all that we are all patiently awaiting the day legalization goes federal, regardless
What are some drops we will see with Biden winning?? XOM?
Im want to get some sexy shorts

>>23771860
just hold tqqq retard lmao

>>23771445
ugh shit my fuckin lunch just came back up holy fuck uggo

>>23771923
CURLF is already established in NJ. Black market will be stomped by this. Life is way easier going to the brick and mortar, tons of premium options, with bogo deals and rewards programs. The black market argument is a fallacy.

>>23771830
Bruh I've grown before and I would never use that shit.

>>23771864
I know that these companies are not profitable. Where I live you can get an oz of weed for $120 CAD if not cheaper legally. I'm not doing stupid like going all in or something, but I don't mind throwing 1% or 2% of my portfolio at them since the US is slowly decriminalizing. If only GME could squeeze like ACB. I only noticed it cause it was trending on yahoo finance.

>>23771869
But ACB trades on the NYSE though right? Or are you referring to having an actual presence in America? Didn't know that about tilray or ACB, so thanks. Out of the 4 options you gave me above, is there one you prefer?

>>23771923
The closer we get to January, I'm thinking of getting some QQQ or SPY puts. I think its possible the president being sworn in might be a sell the news type of event.

>>23771956
An actual presence in America. Also CGC is traded on NASDAQ, so it's a matter of time before more companies in listed in canada will appear on NYSE/NASDAQ.

IIPR is the premium stock. It jumped from 113 to 150 from bull run this week. The company sells shovels to gold miners.
>They are an REIT that leases out Farmlands and infrastructure for companies such as TCNNF and GTBIF to grow the sticky-icky.
In IIPR's last quarterly reporting they tripled what was projected.

This is what I interpreted to be a SCREAMING “take profits” signal. of course there’s no proof that these aren’t just nonsense tealeaves. But I sold my MSFT AAPL DXCM SVXY... forgot about the leveraged ETFs in my IRA!!

>>23771920
I said you don’t understand other people. And so you got defensive about your use of grammar?

>>23771722
I don’t want them to talk, I want them to rub me down. And the odds of catching an STD from a handjob are about as good as catching one from a public toilet seat.

>>23771956
bruh have you seen the brands they own, stock up 76% up one year bruh

https://www.hawthornegc.com/page/signature-brands

>>23772024
>that's still pretty high

>>23772018
I had hoped to see some buyers show up after the day before’s reading.

>>23772024
Both good point!

>>23771920
Buy a grammar book, retard.

>>23771946
Is the fact that its still not accepted federally a fallacy?
Also Curlf is still OTC lol

>>23771994
Ok IIPR looks good, just wish they had more option dates... The closest one I'd want to get would be for Jan 2022. I'll look into them first thanks.

>>23772029
Holy shit I never knew they had those brands. I've fucking used some of them before too. Its a shame that the stock is so low volume and has hardly any options on it.

>>23772018
Totally forgot to look at that for today. I see nothing wrong with that chart at all. I'm sure glad the GEX took a sharp downturn otherwise I'd probably be stressed for Monday.

>>23772119
not since Colorado went fully legal. You think Papa Biden and Decriminalize Harris is going to knock in farmers doors?
>Feds aren't going to stick their Bog 'Ol Wang inside the cannabis money pit.

Guys I made a youtube account and am currently uploading the very first /smg/ vlog in years. I'll post it when its done uploading.

>>23772145
dope!

>>23772145
Will there be anime tiddys?

>>23772173
This is basically a pilot. There will be anime titties at the very least in the future.

>>23772179
You had me at there will be. I am already a subscriber

>>23772191
It's about 30% uploaded. I live in the sticks so internet is slow.

ive made no money and am actually down 800 since march lmao

>>23772145
what is an smg vlog? will you be discussing your own portfolio as well?

>>23772291
>He's only down $800?

>>23772291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>23771917
hyln and wkhs arent really gambles, ev plays are basically guaranteed to work out over the course of the next decade. GME and OPTI are definitely gambles, but
>pic related

>>23772298
It is a short 4 minute video going over winners and losers in regards to stocks and /smg/ posters. Stocks will always be discussed

>>23772401
link?

Red Monday coming. If you don't hedge, you're an idiot.

THE FIRST /SMG/ VIDEO BLOG IN 3 YEARS.
https://youtu.be/2VJBcWXgDwI
enjoy

>>23772474
Watched it. I am not gonna lie senpai. You should probably use powerpoint and the Anchor app. Then put a video together through a video editor. I love the initiative; keep it up!

>>23772524
Like I said earlier. This is just a pilot. I plan on doing better videos in the future. I think anons will benefit in the future I plan on doing more in depth analysis.

>>23771917
How is PLTR not a gamble? People don't even know exactly what they do

>>23772474
kek

>>23772474
>"tranny posting based"
>"anti tranny posting unbased"
Am sure this guy is a tranny poster

>>23772616
I was right he, >>23772474, is a tranny poster. See here, >>23771445

>tripfag circlejerking
You know it is time
TO CHECK OUT EACH OTHER'S DIGITS
like this 5 get

>>23772639
I just reposted a picture. Please don't label me as the tranny poster.

>>23772474
You should get a trip

>>23772652
4

>>23772474
>Miko poster
>Based

>>23772549
Sleepy joe stock

>>23772474
Do a power point instead. Phone was shaky and how am I supposed to see big tiddy anime girls if it’s recorded on your phone?????

>>23772660
I don't need a trip I'll just post the videos weekly

>>23772687
Ya don’t trip, you’ll get blocked by my filter

>>23772291

literally how?

>>23772291
KTOV "investor"?

Was a really good week. Feel bad for tge people who sold the week before election

>>23772699
Based. But I don't let people filter me.

>>23772549
They are the invisible hand, the illuminatii, they come before and after, they are forever. And eventually, eventually the will lead us into the light

>>23772474

Not gonna lie I laughed

>>23772474
this was fucking hilarious, keep doing them. based coomer

Whos ready for the Monday dump?

>>23772780
nah its gonna pump

>>23772474
Based and made me laugh. But fuck you WKHS is getting the contract.

>>23772799
Based

>tfw perfectly timed the exact bottom in march
>was a complete noob to stocks and bought a total market mutual fund and a FUCKING TOTAL INTERNATION MARKET MUTUAL FUND at 60/40 split
FUCK. and i just realized the international fund has an exp ratio of 0.06% while my sp500 etf is only 0.03%. WHY DID I BUY THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK

I'm going to bed. I'll upload another video next Friday. I promise it won't be vertical.

>fuck you WKHS is getting the contract

>>23771613
I learned my lesson early the hard way, i held UVXY and SQQQ for 3 days hoping for an election crash.

We then of course had the best week since June, and my entire portfolio got bogged

>>23772474
>vtubers
Based.

>tranny lover
Cringe.

>>23772841
Tomorrow your bedroom door will be slightly ajar when you awake in a daze at 2:44am. I’ll be there in the shadows telling you why you should gamble your life savings on random meme stocks so you can be the wall of wolf street.

GME $16 eow, checkem

>>23772878

>wall of wolf street

was this intentional? fucking kek'd anyway

feels pretty good to finally not see red bros

feels good to also be right about nio and pltr calls

question is, when to bail?

>>23772830
My spy ETF costs 0,20% because europoor
Directly buying SPY not allowed

>>23772920
if it were me id be selling nio instantly. the guy that was chilling the chink evs seems pretty certain theyre going to take a shit on earnings
pltr calls i would sell if theyre short term. pltr shares i would never sell

>>23772887
Ouch! Unfortunate

>>23772474
Good job anon, Fact anyone triggered by the trannys needs to fuck off,
can you post gore here? or is that a b&
Also so what if WKHS doesnt get the deal isnt it still possible they can grow with GE

Imagine not being all in on HD right now

>>23772935
oh I already dumped nio today, I'm just holding pltr and gme call right now
I also bought X, maybe that's retarded
and another itm call for pltr for later next year

>>23772920
>when to bail?
Uh anon that was today. Didn't you get the memo? 10 year bear market starts on Monday with multiple circuit breakers causing a weeklong pause.

You did sell right anon?

Lol jk i have no idea.

>>23772794
pumping megumin

>>23772291
Wait until the second leg down cause corona deaths start multiplying in one month

>Net Liq.
>96,977.86
My options account will soon celebrate six figure day.
I'm so proud of it. Been there since it was a wee 20k lad.

>>23772474
Kek

>>23773019

do you really think you are the only one who can interpret public information?
we are aware of Corona, the market is aware of Corona. If you want to argue in favour of a crash you need to bring something to the table that isnt priced in.

>>23773019
>dude just wait two weeks for the deaths to catch up to the cases
>dude just wait for the second wave
>dude just wait for the second lockdown
>dude grandma
>dude
Doomers are pathetic

>>23772474
Based

>>23773080
You aren't aware of Corona. You guys still think it's a flu and think that no lockdown will be done. Enjoy the surprise

>>23773093
>Ignores the European charts because he's scared about the truth

>>23773125

Priced in, keep underperforming

>>23773135
It's the truth but I think at this point it's evident the US don't care/are pricing for it

>>23772794
Shaved

>>23773125
Im selling my international stocks first thing on monday. God bless america for not giving a shit about the kung flu anymore

>>23773135
>dude just look at Europe
How did I forget that one

>>23772549
Funny people calling it a sleepy joe stock when dems have been smashing it for years now, most saw it as a trump stock before this, the pump is mainly from new deal spec with Japan and covid tracking. Ive read some good-ish math showing that theyre a bit overpriced right now, expecting a dip after earnings.

>>23771431
>What do i buy?
Dumb tatted whore

>>23773143
I'm up 72% this year by selling USA stocks and buying Chinese. Will buy the American dip in 2021 to get even more gains :)

>>23773197
What’s left to buy in China that isn’t about to 2015?

>>23772841
can't wait to share all my screenshots when they do :^)

>>23772841
Who's actually getting the contract then?

>>23773303
Probably Ford hoped for wkhs to get it but seems more likely that Ford would get it

>>23772018
Been seeing charts indicating large buyers greatly lowered long exposure on Oct 12 and subsequent week, bizarrely it doesn't seem to correlate with the COT. Doesn't help that I can't find the chart again, but long exposure (ang I suppose DIX) is real real low o_o
>>23772474
hahahahaha yes!! The spring 2018 run of the comfy podcast was so good, maek more pls

shill me some long term sleeper holds please.

>>23773303
>Approximately 180,000 vehicles will be purchased over five to seven years at a cost of $6.3 billion.
>implying a tiny company could possibly produce this many vans at a cost competitive rate
I would sell right before the contract announcement date

>>23773581
I don't give a shit about WKHS I just wanted to know who are likely since google isn't telling me anything other than that WKHS is a top sekrit god stock

Are autistic momentum algos why KODK is still in the 6 dollar range?

>>23773591
Ford and some turkish company

>>23773655
How come no ones hyped on Ford then?

>>23772653
Not only are you the tranny poster you're also the miku virgin.

>>23773592
No it’s bag holders who have the sunken cost fallacy.

>>23772474
>encouraging namefags and tripfags
>ngmi

>>23773591
>actually caring about who wins it
WKHS is the only one worth investing in, which is the only thing that matters

>>23773332
>>23773581
>>23773655
These people are talking about the contract and they barely even know anything about it. First of all, its not just Ford; its a partnership between Ford and Oshkosh. Oshkosh is customizing Ford vans to suit the USPS' needs. Secondly it has been mentioned multiple times that the contract can be split between multiple winners. There's much more to this including Democrat support for electric trucks and USPS conducting studies on charging station installation etc etc.

>>23773827
Thanks for the info

>>23773827

>>23771230
>mfw SP500 above 3500 at weekend close

We're gonna see 4k in 2020 right?

Some tooth sucking niggermonkey banned me earlier this week because they couldn’t stop fucking chewing.
Just wanted my first pick after my van to be a screenshot of how my portfolio did this week...

NOW THAT BIDEN WON LETS TALK ABOUT THAT STIMULUS

>>23773827
>First of all, its not just Ford; its a partnership between Ford and Oshkosh. Oshkosh is customizing Ford vans to suit the USPS' needs.
It's still (overwhelmingly) a Ford vehicle with a few changes.
>Secondly it has been mentioned multiple times that the contract can be split between multiple winners
>The Postal Service is now considering splitting the contract among multiple manufacturers, according to Trucks.com, but the agency would not confirm that to Fox News Autos.
Source- bro trust me :^)

>>23772474
You didn’t give me a shout out, you tooth sucking niggermonkey.
I am the permabull of permabulls and you couldn’t name me out specifically? CHEW HARDER.

>>23772794
Oh fuck, I love megumin so much.
Absolutely based.
Fucking saved.

>>23773581
I'm holding 215 shares right now and this is my plan as well. I've ridden the horse through ups and downs, and while I'm still up a few hundred, I was up 4k at one spot and didn't sell. What happened to the contract anyway? There was a "leak" that caused it to sky rocket, saying they got the contract. Then the very next day, it sunk. So what happened? Die they get the contract and then the dude fucked it up, so they reevaluated? Or did they ever even get the contact in the first place?

>>23773039
Congrats anon

>>23774202
They delayed the decision due to the coof

>>23774202
>"leak" said they got the contract months ahead

That's not how it works for government contracts, anonito lmao

>all these dumb fucks underestimating intel right now

>>23774240
Fucking Chinese.
>>23774246
The original contract was supposed to be announced at the end of September. That's when the leak happened. September 15th or 16th. That was only a week before it was "supposed" to be announced.

>>23774052
Now that Biden won is it safe to invest in China
We all know China is pulling the Biden strings

>>23774259
explain!

>>23774304
Chenrie just got a major chinese contract for natural gas, almost as if they know biden is gonna keep giving them our industry and resources.

>>23774304
Do we really? or is this just the opinion of some people who feel like nuance and ambiguity are scary things so they have to simply everything

>>23774304
Investing in China was always safe. Anyone who thinks the US politicians would really fight that money cow is retarded. They only act and banter a but to find a convenient villain or to get some small money from US companies.
>>23774533
Nuance and ambiguity are only scary because they make me feel stupid tbf.

>>23774583
So we shouldn’t we listen to those guy on here saying don’t invest in China muh trade war.
This is funny but buying puts on chad for the China era

>>23774533
The 3x inverse China etf yang took a nose dive November 3rd I wonder why

THE ONLINE ARTICLES SAY STOCKS AREN'T A GREAT PLACE TO HAVE MONEY TO PROTECT IT FROM INFLATION

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

>>23774710
they're lying lmao

Please post your biden stocks, /smg/

Would smith and wesson (or whatever they are known as now) be a good bet?

>>23774710

if you live in Venezuela or India then stock markets are up an obscene amount in local currency but you have still lost purchasing power because your currency is garbage.

If you live in the US or Western Europe then stock market protects your money from inflation.

>>23774710
You have gold, foreign currency or stocks. Real estate, paintings, wine, etc.

All of them have risks. Saying stocks are not a great way to protect from inflation is just a lie though. Boomer propaganda.

>>23774853
conventional warfare is so 20th century
tech is a much safer bet

>>23771407
wtf is SBE?
some energy company?? what makes it worthwhile

>>23774853
I'm gonna buy industrials and a little bit of defence companies

Also gonna buy oil and selected retail but that's not because of biden

>>23775196
SBE is a SPAC and they plan to merge with Chargepoint, EV cars need charging infrastructure and this is where Chargepoint comes into play.

Where are my bobros? Next week will be our time.

>>23772474
Share thoughts on NEE, PLUG, MCD. Also state your stance on dividend investing

>>23772474
you forgot me

6 week lockdown incoming. Circuit breakers. Blood on the streets on monday

>>23775300
I'm only 90% in right now, so if you give me a buying opportunity I'll take it.

are you guys prepared for the upcoming boomer zoomer wars?

>>23774853
Short Herbalife, buy Pershing Square.

The defence industry is a solid choice, but I think there are better opportunities to be had elsewhere.

>>23772474

>>23775337
>civil war
good buying opportunities

>stability and stimulus
line goes up

whatever happens, we win

also, when will it be a good time to buy banks again? seems to me it's still going to be a while. even medium term it's hard to see rates going up

>>23772474
insanely based

MNKD
LCTX

any rolls royce holders?, what do you think about next week play

https://www.bitchute.com/video/J-D-2GOswwA/
If USPS are interfering with the election this much, do you think Trump will dissolve them when he's president?
Won't that mean WKHS will be fucked?

>>23775789
>do you think Trump will dissolve them when he's president?
Who?

I'm tired of playing the shitcoin roulette.
How do I get 10% per year?

Will we get a new JPow now?

>>23775826

SPY or low fee market weighted global index fund.

>>23775789
Biden will be President next year. Stop pretending Trump can turn this any way.

>>23775826
brain off index fund

>>23774341
Not much to explain, but retards are literally downplaying a company that has 90% control of their market

The new apple mac processors are going to be a massive failure, amd apple will come crawling back to Intel

>>23771264
Too late for TLRY?

>>23775894
Why would apple crawl back to intel if amd is now in the lead for cpu's?

>>23775814
The USPS

>>23775877
This election is one of the most blatantly compromised elections in decades. This will be pursued and truth will be found.

>>23775828
Jpow isnt up for re-nomination until february 2022

>>23775894
Intel is on a slow crawl towards death.
AMD will keep gaining marketshare and Intel will just fall farther and farther behind.

SQQQ on Monday?

>>23772474
a lot more based than I was expecting

>>23772145
Based

>>23772474
Based

Thoughts on straddle only trading strategies, pic related?

>>23772474
I really like this video. Based. I hope you keep at it.

>>23772474
Should I buy PLTR on monday at the dip?
And should I buy GME?

>>23772474
My opinion of black people significantly improved after watching this.

>>23775985
>>23775995
>>23776006
fren, stahp pls

>>23776031
I wanna give you a kiss

>>23775985
>>23775995
>>23776006
heh

>>23775826
>Giving up

>>23775300
>>23775304
Hello fellow bobos. Going to be fun watching babas knife catchign all week

I have 17k as a final yolo before I kms. Which one of these do I all in on tmr?
>wkhs
>GME
>pltr
>wtrh

I’m buying shares. Fuck options. Last time I all-in on options I ended up ded.

>>23772474
Now this is based

>>23774710
Poor liquidity once the prices begin to plummet

>>23772474
>the tranny-poster is doing gods work
Which one? The one that only posts tranny pics or the rkg larpers?

>>23776110
>>GME
This one.

>>23776110
PLTR is a doomer wet dream if that really is going to be a suicide stack

>>23776198
Should I buy some too?
Thinking of putting in $1k.
Please don't ruin me.

>>23776254
>Should I buy some too?
How am I supposed to know? In the best case it might go to 200$+. In the worst case it goes back to 5(very doubtful though). It might take a few months in order to moon. It might moon next week. Who knows? It's a good risk/reward though.

>>23774853
Some clean energy stocks?

If you don’t own PINS you are a retard. Going to $100 in 6 months.

Does no one else think that the last few days of very unnatural pumps in unsustainable?

>>23776301
What exactly are they gonna moon on?
Just want a little information before speculating if you could help me, please.

>>23776347
how do you know it's 'unnatural'?
why is it unsustainable?

>>23773479
GMWKF

You are fucking welcome anon

Get out of the market lads. I am not saying short, but take a pause for a while. Trump wont concede which will result in an elite election process where popular vote and electoral have no say in the outcome of the election. The reason why this is never abused is because its a norm to concede once a loss is obvious, but Trump wont do this because he is not normal and neither are our times. Once the market realizes that Trump can essentially appoint himself as president albeit at potentially catastrophic social consequences it will tank. At this point, the market is pricing a Biden victory because yes, there is no way Trump can win the vote. But the vote dont matter. The longer Trump does not concede the sooner we will have a major slew. The voting "fruad" narrative that is being displayed now, real or not, is just a smokescreen to shift focus away from this insane loophole in the American constitution that little know about.

>>23776369
Because people take profits.

>>23776347
There have been nothing but unnatural pumps since late May and here we are.

>>23776347
>unnatural
nature has been Priced In

>Have new subject in university
>"Information management"
>1:30 hours without anything of note but "Why this is a real subject and you are not just someone with no idea telling real IT people to work cheaper and faster"
Lmao.

>>23776399
cope faggot

>>23776366
More partnership news, huge income due to new super in demand consoles + accessoires. Transition into a (semi) online retailer (similar to Newegg), low debt, huge net cash, 140% SI probably because of BofAgs and their shitty loan hedge.

>>23776430
what did you expect to learn at university? something useful?

>>23776444
t. greedy and delusional bull

We will see

>>23771445
Why do you keep posting the tranny Keebler Elf? Shouldo he be making cookies?

>>23776445
Okay I'm buying on Monday.
It'll be nice to share the ride with a few /smg/ anons.

>>23776455
Not really, no. I have just nothing else to do during the rona so I might as well get a quick degree. It's just that a trained monkey could pass these classes.

They took like an hour to explain why companies use balance sheets while I browsed through the BABA quarterly earnings on the side. Thankfully it's all online and I can skip over the really bad parts like on YouTube.

>>23776366
all it has to do is get back to turning a profit
it already makes like 6 billion revenues and is only valued at around 0.15x revenues, was at 0.05x of revenues even before corona because of all the negative sentiment and short selling pressure

but if you do your research you'll realize they survived to the start of a console cycle with a good balance sheet and gross margins on their revenues were maintained even as dropped from ~8 billion in previous years
but like 6 billion is still pretty respectable for its market cap, never mind that ~20% of that is higher margin e-commerce revenue, and that a good chunk later on with be 100% profit margin from MSFT

the fact that it's a value pick on top of the short squeeze potential makes it so damn lucrative. Just don't be baited into thinking it'll have an infinite squeeze like KODK just because it's >100% (maybe more like ACB's squeeze this week because GME short sellers are institutional with large collateral). Take profits and buy back in on the next squeeze pump and dump

in reality, the chances of an infinite squeeze will only be more likely once the short interest of outstanding dips to like 50%. Real short of float will be closer to >100% at that point paradoxically enough, just because of how shorted shares add to the "amount" of shares being passed around

>>23776577

Corporate finance 1 is a joke course.
It's a 10 week, 50% course.
At MIT it would have been a 1 week 50% course.

Bros, I just wanna make it. What are you guys doing?
>liftan
>readan
>investan
>working on promotion

>>23776641
Half the subjects are jokes. The only real classes are math and economics. And even that seems to require almost no skill or will to learn, but are actually interesting or give me new information.

I also have English as a foreign language but I already have a C1 degree and it's too easy. They told me I have to take it though.

>>23776667
Faggot. Self improvement doesn’t work. You need to eat what makes you happy, so drugs and it will all fall into place

>>23776667
>Can't lift because they shut down all gyms on Monday
>Can't read because I'm illiterate
>Can't invest because it's Saturday
>Can't work on promotion because I don't work and earn my money with investan

Great. Only thing I'm doing/I can do on weekends right now is read LNs like Spice and Wolf and play Among Us with my friends

Hail BABA! New target price of 344. Hail OPTI! Here's hoping for a Kodak moment.

>>23776399
Out of curiosity. Can Trump use his "wartime" powers to delay election results until pandemic is over?

>>23776667
Trying to breed....unsuccessful...

Defending myself a bit, I can get tail, but my work life prevents me from getting into relationships.

>>23776714
this

>>23776783
I currently have some short puts at 310. I think 320 is a nice number to end the year on now that Ant fell through

>>23776783
Opti is a penny stockl

>>23775300
TA says we're going down. Holding my SQQQ. Bulls getting cucked again.

>>23773592
I haven't paid attention to it for a bit, but someone squeezes shorts on it pretty frequently. There's definitely bag holders from when it went to $60, but there's probably a small number that gamble on these mini squeezes and get stuck holding bags.

>>23776796
No. Such a thing has never happened and even if it was tried it'd be an illegal order so the military wouldn't follow it. Sides they've already said the military would not get involved. Also talk about a one way ticket to impeachment with no questions asked.

Should I bother doing DD on PLTR this weekend? How much higher could it go? It’s already worth 22b.

>>23776667
learning spanish and making music with eurorack synths are my corona projects. but i'm frustrated because moving a few a times hasn't left me much time to work on them lately

but i've kept my job despite the horrendus double dip recession that's engulfing the UK and i've started investing - going quite well thanks to /smg/. going to try and make some decent money so i can try and have some fun after all this ends. im picking my investments to be partly risky/meme but majority safe/high yield to develop a passive income stream

>>23776796
Doesn't the sex become boring as well? It did for me, and now I'm just doing my own hobbies and treat women and men completely the same.
I think I lost all interest in that topic.

>>23776866
if you want a meme stock that's a value pick then do DD on GME instead
you're in a better position than the people who FOMO'd in at $13-$15 before the pullback

>>23776843
I truly wanted Trump to be president, not so much because I like him....I Just Love that Trump triggers the retards of our society. But he's going to lose this election.

Maybe he find a loophole to keep him in, but nothing legitimate yet...

At least old man Joe will propose a bigger stimulus for the markets....bright side...

>>23776667

>>23776346
Hope it waits until it moons (again) until my paycheck at the end of the month arrives.

>>23776941
also comedic relief. remember all the compilations of george bush looking stupid? biden will have a glorious compilation making bush look like a stable genius.

>>23776714
>>23776806
>better living through chemistry
My niggas.

>>23776866
BlackRock bought 29 million shares, so maybe it's not a meme like people say

>>23776941
why the fuck would you want a president that can trigger a panic sell with a single tweet

>>23776915
Yes. Sex becomes overrated as soon as you realize that Sex only lasts 20-30 minutes. Then the girl becomes annoying to be around, you just want to do your thing and have her go away.

Playing Magic the Gathering, shooting guns or just bull shitting around with friends brings me infinitely more joy than 90% of my sexual adventures.

>>23776926
Bro I already own GME I bought in the 6s and sold at $14. Rebought last week in the low 10s.

>>23776997
Really? Shit ok I’m gonna take a look on how many ETFs own it.

>>23776796
Martial law, but that's not happening. Yet at least. Courts will drag on until January and if he is lucky they find some dirt and it gets sent to supreme court. Trump wins. If they dont find dirt on him, he will use the loophole in the electoral college to bypass the results from the popular votes in the states by virtue of statistical uncertainty and voter fraud and pass the decision onto the House where the majority of voters are republican. The reps have one vote each. All he needs is republican support. The question is now, does he have it?

great, so now I have 6,000 shares of UVXY sitting in my account. Should I sell covered calls against it or just sell it?

>>23777024
For every tweet like that, there's a tweet about Kodak...

>>23776988
The only thing I hear about Biden is "Pander, Pander and more Pander". He doesn't genuinely believe what he says, he just wants to say what you want to hear.

AOC does this to when she started acting black in front of a black crowd. Democrats are pathetic. Pathetic salespeople.

Guys, realistically I have 15k I want to use to buy pltr.
When should I buy?
I bought 5k at 11.

>>23777069
If you can afford to have that much, just sell covered calls to lower your cost basis. Unless you went all in. In that case just sell it all and donate it to me cause you clearly have no idea what you're doing.

>>23777051
Posts like this are absolutely worthless except to see what the cutting edge of schizo is in /pol/ a the moment.

can someone explain how options isn't straight fucking gambling when not used for hedging? it increases your leverage, but you never truly know if a stock will go up or down, you can only assume. and if you're wrong (50% chance) you don't even have an underlying asset to cover for your losses

it seems 10/10 a better choice to buy the stock you have an interest in

>>23777069
Depends on the reason you're holding it. If your thesis was an election crash that never came, you should probably get rid of it. Otherwise you're just gambling.

>>23777051
I'm sure Trump and his legal team are finding any loophole they can find. I just don't see a way out.

Oh well, I just hope he fufills a promise in putting Clinton in Prison.

>>23777100
Shares? maybe. I want to buy some LEAPS for 2022, but the IV is fucking over 80%. That is insanely high, but it did have a run this week. I'll wait for the IV crush post-earnings and hopefully it dips down to like $13 or something or I might be forever priced out.

>>23777136

options is completely retarded.
you buy a stock, presumably because you think it will go up otherwise why the fuck did you buy it. then you proceed to sell calls, losing money if it goes up.
I can't comprehend the logic behind this.

>>23776667
living with abdominal pain while being afraid, waiting to get a ct scan over a week from now. shit sucks. kinda feel like it's appendicitis since most of the pain is in my lower right side but i've been dealing with this for a couple of weeks now without dying, and also my piss and shits are perfectly normal and regular every day. shit makes no sense, but here i sit, in pain.

any doctors in the house? saw the doc yesterday and he basically was like "shit idk nigga get a ct scan and blood tests" so idk what to do. sleeping has been terrible, gets worse if i lay down for a long time so fuck my life i guess.

>>23777136
>it increases your leverage, but you never truly know if a stock will go up or down, you can only assume. and if you're wrong (50% chance) you don't even have an underlying asset to cover for your losses
If you choose deep OTM options with theta ~0.9 than you are effectively testing your thesis with a fraction of the capital.
Oil bagholders should have been doing that since the beginning with LEAPs, for example. Well, more they should have been playing the futures contracts but 1 step at a time here.

>>23777136
Tbh, the honest truth that everyone knows, but is unwilling to say...

The stock market is gambling.

Gambling lite: SPY

Gambling heavy: Penny stocks, Yolo options

>>23777025
the weird thing is that it seems like for the most part it isn't even about the sex, but about the conquest. seems like a lot of """chads""" care less about the sex and more about being able to brag about it to their bros for social capital.

>>23777160
Delaying the inevitable anon, go to the doctors.

>>23777141
Underrated comment.

Anyone notice how cozy smg is now that all the political shit isn’t here?
Politics is important on the market but lost tourists looking for pol to post in or troll aren’t.

>>23777160
Go to an ER and they will scan you right away. Hope you have insurance though

>>23777180
In the short term, sure. But the longer your horizon the better your odds get shifted in your favor.

>>23777180
it's gambling but if you do it right you have infinitely better odds than las vegas. the "be the casino" saying is really true, probably more so considering casinos can take a 1-2% "edge" in a game of chance and make millions off of it every year. there are so many things you can do to increase your odds of success in the stock market, probably one of the best of all is that you can literally just hold a stock you bought if it goes down and wait as long as you want until it goes back up, which it should eventually assuming you did your research and picked a good company which isn't even that hard because they're usually a name brand.

>>23777212
i did.
>saw the doc yesterday and he basically was like "shit idk nigga get a ct scan and blood tests" so idk what to do.

like, i don't have things like nausea, a fever, back pain, pain under my ribs, he did some tests where he moved my legs around while i laid down and i didn't feel pain from those. and my shits are perfectly normal, he's like "it could be coilitis or diverticulitus or etc etc but those usually present with a change in bowel movement behavior" a.k.a. diarrhea/constipation or both, change in color of shit, blood in stool, etc, which i have none of. that's the weird fucking thing. but i've still got this pain that won't go away and gets worse sometimes especially when im trying to sleep at night. know what im saying? wtf could it be?

gotta get this CT scan i guess because idk what else to do, i worry about the radiation and contrast dye but wtf else can i do?

>>23777182
Yes, the thrill is fun and exciting. Sometimes I miss it, but I know the juice ain't worth the squeeze.

It's in the DNA. Dopamine rush as a reward for breeding women. Bragging about conquests is just a tale as old as time. Father's did it, our father's father did it.

But yeah, rather have a freed up schedule than fucking a 8/10.

>>23777231
i don't have insurance unfortunately. got laid off and lost it because of covid. got $50k in the bank though at least.

Someone bake >>23777777 into an OP

>>23777219
im a leaf with very little understanding of US politics, but i thought i was supposed to be rooting for Trump for my stocks to keep going up
of course i completely reassessed when things kept rallying despite Trump losing
turns out Biden win with a red senate was much better. Now I hope Trump stops being a sore loser with recounts/contesting whatever the bullshit is

feels good, turns out the game was rigged for me to win either way

>>23777122
I've made a list for you so you can see the possible outcomes here fren, have a good day

Trump concedes – very unlikely
Trump doesn’t concede, finds evidence and wins in Supreme court – seems likely
Trump doesn’t find evidence and concedes – seems unlikely
Trump doesn’t find evidence and doesn’t concede – somewhat likely
Trump doesn’t find evidence, doesn’t concede but to appeal to the electoral college – very likely
Trump wins election by recount - unlikely unless fraud is proven in which case a recount is pointless
Trump declares martial law – extremely unlikely

>>23777272
you're not really breeding women, though. i assume you don't want to have kids with a one night stand.

>>23777235
Nikola investors disagree, lol....tbs, most long term decent assets do only go up.

>>23777268
Based. Way easier to make money via stock market than something like Black Jack.

>>23777268
I've had plenty of CT scans, you just have to get over the fear of radiation. Especially if it helps you sleep better. You also never have to think about it again once you do it. Clear mind.

>>23777180

gambling is not bad, gambling with negative expected value is bad.
The stock market as a whole has positive expected value. You can turn it to negative by buying shitstocks but in a broader sense investing is positively skewed gambling, not something negative.

>>23777359
did you use contrasting dye? my mother is kinda freaking out about it because of chuck norris's wife: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/11/08/chuck-norris-claims-his-wife-was-poisoned-during-mri-scans-sues-for-10-million/

but im pretty sure they don't use the same thing for CT scans as they do for MRI's so maybe it's fine. been reading stuff like this that makes me feel a bit better at least: https://emcrit.org/ibcc/contrast/

still scary since i've never done this sort of thing before, also worried about possibly needing surgery which i've also never done before. and of course the cost since i don't have insurance although i've got a decent amount of money saved and still live with my parents, but could still suck financially depending on how things go. guess i'll just have to work harder at climbing the corporate ladder and gitting gud at programming to pay it back if necessary, but better than dying.

>>23777355
Just talking about our caveman breeding insticts. The drive to approach women and work your way into their butthole.

>>23777286
Any government medical benefits you can apply for?

I'll bake when we're on page 8. Feel free to bake before then.

>>23777443
No were not having threads this weekend. Bake one at 6:30 eastern Monday if you like

Airbnb IPO when?

>>23777494
I hope it IPOs before the winter crash so the price implodes and we get cheapies

>>23776346

Explain why it's going up? It's an annoying garbage site that clutters google search results as far as I am concerned.

>>23777494
why wouldn't they wait until the rona is ova

>>23777399
First, I don't remember needing any sort of dye. I just had to lay on my back, be still as possible as the machine takes pictures. Took me 30 minutes to an hour. Incredibly sore.

I would do it just to relieve the burden of having it in the back of your mind for eternity.

Can you apply for government bennies like Medicare? I'm convinced that if you're too poor to afford care, the medical place will just write it off in their expenses....just from my experience.

Oh and CT scans are not cheap.

fuck, there are so many stocks i want to buy and not enough cash. need to learn to be disciplined

i guess there will always be new opportunities for good buys

this is the slowest /smg/ i saw maybe ever

>>23777494
any ideas what valuation it'll even IPO at?
if it's like Snowflake at a ridiculous valuation (it's 70+ billion right now), then fuck no lol
I'm almost certain it'll IPO at something ridiculous like 20x of revenues

Corsair IPO was actually reasonable in comparison, but I didn't jump into it because I already have GME for gaming exposure

>>23777519
They surprised investors with earnings. Their site has recently improved in nearly all aspects. Give them a try.

>>23777529
It'll never be ogre.

>>23777519
>clutters google search results
I’m sold

>>23777569
It's the weekend?

>>23777563
Just be patient, we'll continue to dip until stimulus. Buy big dips.

>>23777569
Its not even noon in burger land

>>23777569
Taking a break this weekend. Mods said they will delete and ban SMG threads this weekend.

>>23777563
i did that. got more than a dozens of stocks
nicely balanced 0% return

idk in those times diversification seems to be dead

just buy retard portfolios like TSLA AAPL or GME AMZN and get rich

solid stable companies are seen as boring and get dumped

will sell all my boomer stocks and go all in FAGMAN and hype stocks, only way to make money in this market

then again those are my results for half a year only so maybe i should wait longer first

>>23777563
just pick the one or two you think is the best
there's no point diversifying if you think they're all safe

>didn't know stonks only traded on weekdays
>wanted to sell
This is entirely my fault and potentially going to be an expensive lesson to learn. At least i didn't bet to hard though. Here's hoping election angst doesn't crash it come monday.

>>23777598
no shit, but i'm here every weekend fbm

>>23777620
Nio
WKHS
Nio
PLTR
Nio
GME
...NIO

>>23777487
You can't stop me the thread is already prebaked and waiting for page 8

>>23777642
if you're not already in NIO, you're too late and the downside potential is too big for you
valued at 50x of revenues kek what the fuck

i think the only thing that may still be early there is PLTR and GME. GME for sure with the way it bottomed out this week

>>23777645
Enjoy your ban i guess

>>23777616
i feel like this will change fast as soon as a vaccine is announced, and we have no idea when that will be. there are some sectors i'm definetely not buying into (banks, commercial real estate) but for example, the big oil companies are so cheap. the biggest ones will just transition into renewables too. it seems a no brainer, but obviously i'm not smarter than the market

half a year is not a long time, and this has been an unprecedented half year. i want to hold long so that's ok. also, tech stocks are not good for dividends

despite what i said about banks, i AM thinking about companies like HSBC and AMEX

NEW THREAD

>>23777687

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>>23777685
Why should PLTR go up?

>>23777697
>tech stocks are not good for dividends
Dividends are a joke. Buy strong tech companies and just write far OTM calls on them. An easy 5% "dividend" on Amazon, thanks.

>>23777691
Looks like I'm not getting banned :3

>>23777697
yeah, of course i also hold XOM and in a year they should turn

of course XOM also is the one big oil company that refuses to go renewable but i figure it still will be fine

at some point value and industrials will come back, i think so too

>>23772474
subbed

>>23777025
TRUTH BOMB!!!
LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!

>>23777024
To buy the dip?