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Buy the rumor, sell the news. Double digit shitcoin incoming.

time for the price to 2.0x

wew that big green dildo, here we fucking go

THANK YOU MONEY SKELETON!

>>23719259
the ugliest FUD ive had ever seen in my life.

>>23719234
the 2.0 upgrade is going to fail...isn't it?

>>23719259
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>>23719299
>dildo
>keep calling ups and downs dildos
Y

Who else been converting BTC into ETH this past weeks? Im ready to swing back into BTC before the run starts due to stimulus.
DO IT SKELLY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23719234
What does this mean
Is eth 2 released and working and scales?

>>23719234
Is eth 1.0 gonna dump? What does it mea

>>23719407
You need to buy the new eth from eth2.finance, old eth will dump to 0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

November will be a comfy month. Strap in boys.

thank you based vitalik

cant even break 400, see you at 220

Sell the news event

>>23719234
So things are finally moving along?

>>23719469
ETH would have comfortably broken 400 even without this news. It was inevitable.

>>23719469
>just broke 400, see you at 22000
FTFY

>>23719506
based

Just went all in ETH

>>23719469
>>23719484
the priced out cope in this is delicious

I...Is it actually happening bros?

>Cashier: "Sir that pack of gum will be $1.00, are you paying with cash or Bitcoin?"
>You: "I am paying with ETHHHHH" *proceeds to spit all over the cashier from enunciating the English "th" at the end of Eth
>Cashier: "Sir, are you okay? You are lisping, and please wear your mask you are getting saliva on me."
>You "I said I am paying in Etttthhhereum, didn't you hear we are ETTTHHHHHH 2.0 now"
>Cashier: "Sir, are you a gay man who is trying to make the Sssss noise of a snake? It is Sssssn, not Tttthhhh"
>You "I AM PAYING WITH ETTHHHHHHH 2.0 *-Th sound intensifies until you go into a seizure"

Wow, it is really easy to say "Ethereum!"

BUY BUY BUY

>>23719234
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23719551
He’s playing with his pp

>drop a big bomb during peak vote so when every crypto tard takes a big look at the news he gets the chance to rig the elections and fuck up yet again the chainlink (developers of the LINK token) team
you almost got me vitalik but i'm 5 steps at ya

Is this the end of all L2 Dex garbage projects like stakenet?

>>23719641
No, Vitalik himself never stopped shilling things like zk rollups.

Wtf is a deposit contract, someone explain this news to a retard

>>23719234
LETS GO

>>23719658
Isn't eth2 supposed to make all L2 tech obsolete and shit
Or did he stop promising that>>23719658

>>23719676
It was never meant to make L2 tech obsolete.
It will speed up L1 and make it more robust.

>>23719697
I was always under the impression this is supposed to make it scale and shit
I guess it's a norhinburger then

Literally sold all of my ALGO hope I didn't make a mistake

>>23719736
It's all about the zkrollups and eth2.0 now

>>23719721
>nothingburger
lmao fuck no, this is huge.
ETH right now becomes unusable under a bit of pressure (see black Thursday back in March for instance), so it absolutely NEEDS 2.0 to happen.
PoS is pretty much how ETH was supposed to work since the beginning too, so this is 5-6 years in the making.

Regardless of how well ETH will scale, there will ALWAYS be a need for L2 solutions for a variety of reasons and applications.

>>23719234
We're all gonna make it

>>23719234

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I BOUGHT THE TOP

>>23719234
Plz buy eth sir needful for my village needful

Not a rug eth is legit sir good buy sir

I didn’t say in October

>>23719804
Eth is not a scam sirs

Good buy sir

Needful sir

Flippening

>>23719551
To greentext is not mandatory, embarrassing

I hold a little over 100 ETH.
I need ETH to be at 5-10k to actually make it and I don't know what to feel bros

>>23719822
vitalik azari

>>23719861
5k-10k eth probably will happen eventually, but might take years

>>23719804
>>23719822
How do I get this AI race filter in this politically correct clown world? Also fuck niggers

>>23719882
I got time dude and no other chance other than this. We'll see how it goes

>>23719894
seconded, I want to add a layer of poo to everyone I know

you can view the deposit address
https://etherscan.io/address/0x00000000219ab540356cbb839cbe05303d7705fa
in less than an hour it's already at 1800 eth, so of the 512 needed deposits of 32 eth, it's already got 60 done

>>23719721
eth was supposed to scale with sharding
this is just proof of stake, sharding comes later

>>23719763
ETH2 features are inline with what L2 is trying to solve. I think it will make L2 obsolete since ETH2 won't need to scale anymore with the new upcoming features. Ethereum scalability isn't the problem but the network is.

>>23719920
Die, jew rat, DIE!

>>23719962
Do kikes even like poos? I never hear them talk about them

imagine the poor fools who have their ETH in liquidity ppols, being sold off automatically for shitcoins every second now

>>23719972
Race mixing is inherently a jewish subversion though, jabrone. Turn your brain on.

>>23719945
t. not Vitalik.

Vitalik has always shilled L2 solutions on top of anything ETH will ever become.

For instance:
>So it's not "rollups instead of sharding", it's "rollups on top of sharding".
https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1312905889725071363

>>23719998
I don't think an Indian filter in faceapp qualifies as race mixing
Does it? It's starting to fuck with me now

>>23719234
are mining farms useless now?

position yourself rocket league! we will boldly go where no man has gone before

>>23720038
Die, jew rat, DIE!

>>23720081

i'm retarded. will there be a new ETH2.0 coin i can buy and hold or is this just an update to the existing ETH coin? i just want to make money, what do i buy.

>>23720117
>i just want to make money, what do i buy
xrp obviously

>>23720117
regular eth is compatible with eth 2 bro, i'm debating on flipping my 5k in chainlink into eth but idk if i should

>>23720147
you can stake now so id put maybe 30% ETH in and let the rest ride in LINK

>>23720147
What do you mean by compatible?
Is there gonna be another token or it will stay the same?

>>23720041
the switch isn't to full proof of stake
>>23720318
same token, but the network is supposed to fragment

>>23720318
it will stay the same, only the consensus algorithm (the way transactions are validated) is changing. we'll move from Proof of Work to Proof of Stake
I'm more interested where will the miners go. ETC?

Oh. My. God.

I hope you guys realize the implications of this and position yourselves accordingly. This is IT.

Hit 64eth literally today

Where ava fags now?

>>23719234
"ETH KILLER" LAYER 1 ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>23720147
hella risky

Do you think all ethereum killers are going to die? Is it time to short them?

>>23719945
Vitalik already said that even 2.0 won't solve scalability and transaction fees.

>>23719882

yeah because things just go up indefinitely because you want them to

>>23719928
wait are people staking right now?!

>>23719998
>Race mixing
literally been going on since the beginning of humanity
>he thinks hes pure
fucking kek

does this mean eth will pump or do i have to buy eth2.0?

>>23719376
every big candle fucks somebody, regardless of color

So Im a brainlet linkie and only have $5 worth of eth on my cold wallet. Do I have to do anything or my linkies are safe?

>>23719383
>Who else been converting BTC into ETH this past weeks?

eth/btc has been a bloodbath for two months with the last 3 weeks being the worst. RIP your portfolio if you've actually been doing this. I'm eyeing an entry but it won't be before 0.025

bullish

Why isn't it pumping at all?

>>23723856
it did. its over

>>23723856

>>23723856
it was priced in back in july when ETH2 was supposed to come out. Now everyone is dumping on the news becuase theyve been holding heavy bags for months

>>23724309
only idiots are selling now

>>23719234
Based how he just drops it like that with no bullshit announcement of announcement

>>23724331
Concur, normies are all distracted by election shit. Vitalik is a fucking autist for announcing this when he did, but that’s not a surprise. The question is whether increasing functionality of ETH 2.0 is enough to increase price.

Is it too late to buy? any chance its gonna dip in the next 24-48 hours?

>>23720147
You definitely should, don't miss out on this anon.

>>23724411
Pretty genius, going to see a slower but steady rise til a fucking rocket explodes.

>>23724529
should i buy eth? or eth2? are they the same? im confused

or is it too late

>>23724789
Too late.
Enjoy your "eth killer" LOL

>>23724835
so you think its going to go down then

>>23720352
Bingo.

>>23724853
No one fucking knows man. You got election week and other factors that play into the price. Just hold and sell when you feel its appropriate. If eth dumps to 200 then that would mean something major happened and no one is safe, even btc holders, at least short term

didnt he just say thats it quote "years away"

>>23725246
it is

>>23723355
checked based dubbledubs of wisdom

why is this motherfucker announcing it during the elections??? wonder if the chinks will drive the price down once they wake up

Can someone tell me one benefit to ETH 2? Locking up a minimum of 32 ETH earning 0% apr. To get some some new ETH equivalent token 2 years later? Hello? Token swaps are always shit, this looks like a shitty deal and just not worth the risk.

>>23719551
for italians, scratching yourself like that is a gesture of good luck

>>23726963
It's more to keep bad luck away but yeah