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23706361 No.23706361 [Reply] [Original]

You think you suck at this shit? I bought 2k worth of stock puts last Friday. Tell me it's gonna be ok bros.

>> No.23706376

>>23706361
Don't gamble if you can't stomach the loss

>> No.23706384

>>23706376
I can stomach it, just sucks.

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>>23706361

>> No.23706410

>>23706361
holy shit my dad works for the usa company and just told me that mr biden won

>> No.23706419

They expire in two weeks. So here's hoping.

>> No.23706486

Seriously, WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING

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>>23706361
pft, I-I'm s-so sorry anon, kh, w-we tried to snh, tried telling you that, phfh, that elections will d-drop the entire market. Don't worry, sssshht, we're all tethered up still, maybe, hmph, you might make up some of those losses b-by holding! You understand, right?
AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23706557

>>23706361
Idiot, no matter what happens who wins who dies STOCKS ARE LITERALLY DESIGNED TO GO UP NO MATTER WHAT RETARD

>> No.23706573

>>23706486
everyone thinks that after election, historically, they should probably drop...
not everyone is smart.

>> No.23706616

only members of the tribe are allowed to make money from stocks falling.
if too many goyim start to try shorting it then they pump it

>> No.23706625

>>23706573
So it'll just keep going up?

>> No.23706640

>>23706625
sideways, up, down. depends on what's hot right now.