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>Hey guys Salesforce is integrating Chainlink
>Hey guys SWIFT is bowing down to Sergey
>Hey guys banks are on their knees for Chainlink adoption
>Hey guys Microsoft is going to hand Azure's fate to Ellis and Nazarov
>Hey guys Larry Ellison set up a legitimate department to create startups for Chainlink
>Hey guys Gravelcoin wasn't a shell company full of fake identities and money laundering
>Hey guys Elon is integrating oracles for Model S
>Hey guys Chainlink is being used by ISDA
>Hey guys the future of the Web3.0 stack is in the hands of Chainlink
>Hey guys Vanguard will verify dividend recipients through Chainlink oracles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WRONG TIME AND TIME AGAIN. HOLY SHIT ALMOST EOY AGAIN AND IT'S $10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Hey guys DocuSign is counting on Chainlink oracles for shit it already does
>Hey guys Plaid API needs Chainlink because because
>H-hey guys $1000 EOY again
>Hey guys, Sergey is selling so you can one day be rich just like him
>Hey guys, Visa and Mastercard NEED Chainlink oracles to succeed in the future

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>>23705958
kekw poster

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