/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just make sure you dump before they rug :P

>>23688259
exit pump

>>23688259
surf will never launch

>really thinks there will be a buy back kek

>>23688274
Someones salty they didn't listen earlier. Its not too late anon, join us.

HELP IT'S RUGGING UPWARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Surfs up

Surf is the most based project on uniswap Love all the fud it attracts. Like an early Link.

>>23688259
Based reverse rugpull
Pajeets are seething

why god why didnt I go all in

There is no use case like every other shitcoin marketing scheme. Wow you’re making 1000x returns in worthless tokens. Where is the demand going to come from for you to dump your bags?

>>23688259
Fuck off Telegram pajeet.

>>23688297
dude. i'm holding. there's no way i'm not gonna sell before the "event"

>>23688351
Imagine still using the oldest boomer its a ponzi fud. There is a place for people like you over at r/buttcoin

Magic carpet upwards?

>>23688351
Excuse me sir, but I think PMG would be more your speed. Feel free to exit this thread

>>23688274
I can’t wait to see you see the harder than you already are

>>23688351
>he hasn’t heard of phase 2
DYOR
B-but anons they’re going to buy back with $2M it’s not a good choice!
Imagine being you.

>>23688384
This is hands down the best defi project out right now.

>>23688351

Read the whitepaper you retard.

the event will be huge, cant wait !!

>>23688363
>being this retarded
I can’t wait to rub my balls in your face.

>>23688379
It literally is.

>>23688437
So is chainlink

>>23688437
See >>23688408
Also >>23688324

bought in @0.9$
This is going to make me rich af

>>23688437
Read the whitepaper moron. Whoever isn’t in surf is sub80. This is an IQ test that you’re failing miserably.

Do I get the fuck out of the pool not to get rekt by IL?

>>23688259
$5 soon

>>23688663
unstake and remove liquidity

>>23688663
How will IL reck you?? You'll still make a profit, just not as much

Insider here. Whales will be selling prior to the event to dump the price.

Won't be posting again.

>>23688783
Yup, as expected. Whales dump and plebs get scraps

>>23688600
I’m in lol. It is a pony scheme, hence why the people get so defensive when I call it out. There is absolutely 0 value in this as a currency, store of value or token. The only reason people buy it is to speculate on price and to get interest

>>23688783
If they sell prior to the event then that’s a good thing lol. Seethe harder dumbfuck

>>23688790
Congrats you just summed up 99% of crypto. You did good.

>>23688790
>he hasn’t heard of the whirlpool
>he hasn’t heard of the 2500 eth buyback
>he thinks it’s just a farming clone
Ngmi

>>23688783
The only thing you’re an insider of is your boyfriend. Neck

>>23688840
Don't think he's seething, he's just telling us the play

>shilling a token that benifits hodlers if it is not shilled
why the fuck are you dumb faggots shilling this? It literally benifits you if you FUD, stop SHILLING! FUCK.

>>23688783
>Whales will be selling prior to the event to dump the price.
As if this wasn't obvious

>>23688903
>yeah let’s dump BEFORE 2500 eth goes in
Very smart
>>23688898
DYOR fucking retard. Do you even crypto hahahahahaha

>>23688351
This is merely the community building and token distribution phase before the implementation of long-term revenue sources for the Surf Ecosystem.
Surfboard owners like myself get to see what the devs have planned; I wouldn't be surprised to see the Surf Ecosystem become larger than Yearn.

>>23688997
This is peak midwit speculator right here, gents.

>>23689094
>Surfboard holders liike myself
@ me in the board room so I can confirm

why is price dropping before a buyback?

Ok guys so people who have surf-eth lp tokens should we get out before the event so that we dont get screwed by LP?

>>23688259
the fucking bots keep selling rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23690007
dude... your LP will go into the whirlpool and all the skaters will receive rewards from the accumulated surf. 1% a day for 100 days - something like that

>>23690082
I meant to say impermenent loss, I am talking about the 2.5k eth buy up at 5 mil tokens

>>23689713
bots

>>23689713
ponzi is collapsing

I am blessing this thread

>>23689713
people trying to get ahead of the market so they can restake at a lower price. It's all over the TG. I don't really know what they're thinking. Just hold and let a new price floor establish itself. Trying to time this is a fool's game.

>>23690704
>Trying to time this is a fool's game.
Exactly, going to get raped by whales and bots if you fuck it

$2 mil split four ways, $500k each for 2 months of work doesn't sound too bad. time to play zero or hero

>>23688432
noooo not the balls

Where event?

>>23692405
5 million anon

What's the minimum for a good farming? should I just buy and hodl? will the price dump or will I wake up to a $5 surf tomorrow? is xrp the standard? Thanks.

>>23692405
3 hours

>>23692678
none of the above, amigo

>>23691042
110% they follow through. Biz won’t believe it because their dumbasses bought every rug imaginable and now they’re too poor to even consider buying so they just fud kek

>>23692695
Imagine being this retarded

>>23688783
That's the plan.

>>23692743
not dumping

i have insider information from the inner circle that the event will be delayed for awhile, do what you will with that information.

>IT'S NOT A SCAM IT'S BASED FREE MONEY
>OKAY IT IS A SCAM BUT SO IS ALL OF CRYPTO FREE MONEY

Pass.

>>23692699
>Biz

Why do you people make it so obvious you aren't from 4chan? I thought you were supposed to be shilling to twitter, not /biz/.

>>23692699
And then the second time they do it.... bang!

>>23692699
Kike

massive green candle incoming

>>23691042
people aren't used to devs that don't have brown skin
kek

>>23693383
one can tell the haters are desperate when they resort to nitpicking at grammar, capitalization, or god forbid, "reddit" spacing

Anons, take a look at the event code, more specifically, paymentsplitter.sol.
Those addresses are the ones that will rug you. Leave while you can.

>>23694477
more info on this please

can you guys explain to a noob how these bots and automated buys/sells adjust their gas and slippage so they can actually clear their transactions? is there a function or something that checks time to completion and adjusts gas on the fly? Or do they just set it crazy high to begin with

>>23694477
you asshole, none of those functions get called in the event contract lmao

>>23694691
also, if the devs intended to rug they could simply run away with everything instead of putting it in a smart contract

t minus 10, 9, 8....

>>23694561
>>23694691
No ETH is deposited into the event contract, it calls
uniswapRouter.removeLiquidityETHSupportingFeeOnTransferTokens(address(surf), _amount, 0, 0, address(whirlpool), block.timestamp + 5 minutes);
followed by whirlpool.addEthReward();

mooning

lmfao at the pajeets in the TG who bought the news like retards instead of just staking. whirlpool is fucking loaded now

I sold at 1.6 and put the rewards back into staking but my pool value just tanked did i fuck up?

>>23695093
no

>>23695110
how did i not fuck up my eth value tanked to shit

>>23695093
nah man it's just because the price of surf went down. staking rewards are calculated by $ amount not token amount (fixed APY)

That was it, now we can bury this coin and move along, thanks for playing idiots

>>23695113
the price is volatile, that’s all
just go back to compounding until whirlpool opens

>>23695126
nigger alert. I'm still raking it in by staking in surf/eth

>>23695130
can you eli5 the whirlpool shit it really doesnt make sense, why would i want to keep my lp locked for 100 days just to get a governance token that will probably dump every day?

>>23695146
why indeed

reread the whitepaper section about the whirlpool and come to your own conclusions

hype dead, enjoy bleedout. whirlpool incentives are dogshit

What moved this coin was hype, and its gone now. You will come to realize that when the volume drops.

>>23695154
i did, and it would probably help to show some projects that plan on using the surf token whirpool is not interesting at all

thats a weird looking parabola friend. out here lookin like the mothafucking microsoft paperclip

>>23688259
Did the event happen? I was away for a while

>>23695247
yes, hodlers got rewarded, human swingers got rekt

>>23695263
This lol. I’m so comfy in surf LP. Retards got greedy and thought they could beat the bots lmfao. Whirlpool rewards 3x’d.

>>23695272
Can you still receive your staking rewards in stablecoin?

>>23695263
>>23695272
Lol awesome. I was tempted to swing it, but got pulled out to run some errands, guess it worked out well for me!

>>23688259
Oh yayyyyy, yet another pump and dump "finance" ponzi. You plebs will never learn.

Get into projects with real promise, not another copy and pasted code with a logo slapped on it.

https://cryptokek.com is where it's at.

Dev team have revealed their faces and names. They also have working products. Easily a 1000x all things considered.

>>23695327
surf is 100% original and proven themselves to not scam us, yeah I'm gonna stay with my 10% a day

>>23695308
this was never a thing, not sure what you're on about

Why the dump?

>>23695546
bots dumped the buy back

AAAAAAAND IT’S GONE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
BIZ NEVER LEARN

>>23695616
What are you talking about shizo? I’m earning 10% per day, who cares if it dumps 10% temporarily

POV: You're fud'ing and Proof gives you this look