/biz/ - Business & Finance

is anyone's website not loading properly, ffs

>>23673475
search it on google and then click it dont type the url

good coin sirs

>>23673456
>its
totally tubular brah

>>23673519
what?

>>23673532
>get lernt

TUBULAR has been uttered since the 70's in the surf world. I am from Newport Beach and Zuma and we said it in 78 -- not sure if it was used earlier but we used it by '78 for sure. We used it to describe when waves break like a barrel. In the early 80's the slang spread fast in So Cal beach cities when in Frank Zappa's song "Valley Girl" written and sung by his daughter Moon Unit Zappa makes fun of a girl from Encino (a rich part of the San Fernando Valley) who uses adopted surf lingo / words like "tubular" as a word to mean "cool."

>>23673607
bruh

>>23673456
I'm lovin it. Been in since day 2, Never seen a 5000% APY token hold up this long. It's a borderline miracle

>tfw making $4 a minute all day for the last few days straight

>>23673765
it will end soon though right unless prices goes up

If it rugs then I will say I saw it coming when I got into the discord.

If it doesn't rug then I'll be surprised with how sketchy/pajeety the team's English is

>>23673783
How much did you put in?

>>23673607
>literally a boomercoin for boomers

>>23673794
>If it doesn't rug then I'll be surprised with how sketchy/pajeety the team's English is

show an example?

>>23673789
I got in at 1.18 on day 2. I've made back my 10% on my eth/wbtc pair after 2.5 days from compounding my gains into the eth-surf pool.

Now I'm compounding every 8 hours for maximum gains. Literally just printing money at this point.

Will be even more outrageous when they do the buyback

>>23673946
>It will be going life at 11PM PST today (oct 28th)

Literally from the discord announcements. A native English speaker doesn't make mistakes like "life" instead of "live", but a non-native would think that 'v' and 'f' are interchangeable/sound the same. The way he spent weeks making weird casualistic conversation but saying nothing of value makes me think he's trying to build trust before the rug, like the FEEL guy did with his telegram.

>>23673456
I like the symbolism of the whirlpool draining all the greedy "investors" money when they pull the plug.

>>23674026
sirs english very hard language please forgiving,, do needful buy surf sire

>>23674117
2bh I was actually going to buy surf until I saw that. Getting rugged once was bad enough, I'm not hopping into something so sketchy just because the guy spent a few weeks trying to convince people he was legit. A project which literally labels itself as "IT JUST PRINTS MONEY LMAO" is sketch as fuck. Even the CLV memefags at least tried to give it a (shitty) usecase, this has nothing.

>>23674026
dude stop being retarded. the f key is directly diagonal from the v, it was a typing error.

>>23674166
yeah wtf, I think i've actually already been scammed, somehow website knows I've staked and will not let me access anything

>>23674166
please sire very good farming token best farming, my village needs surf board please do the gnarlyful

>>23674026
I DONT EVEN OWN SURF BUT YOU FUCKERS ARE RETARDED. THE DEVS ARE IN A DISCORD SERVER FOR SOLIDITY AND HAVE BEEN ADMIN FOR YEARS FFS. IT HAS 500+ MEMBERS YOU RETARDS THEY ARE DOXED AND LEGIT

>>23674207
>NO NO NO THEY'RE LEGIT AND NOT PAJEETS AT ALL PLZ BUY

You can buy, I'll be over here. Good luck.

>>23674181
Discord lets you edit your posts and people generally make horizontal errors with typing, not diagonal. The fact no one caught it smacks of pajeet stupidity, but you're free to keep your coin that "just prints money". I won't be there if it goes tits up, so you're safe from getting laughed at if it turns out to be a big fat scam.

>>23674226
so we should buy sxp instead chang?

Imagine being such a faggot over a spelling mistake, it wont be long till you rope

>>23674226
7UWmwfHp
You fucking retard. Can you read their names? I fucking hate these idiots on biz sometimes

>>23674268
>point out jeetglish
>immediately get attacked/called a chink

Kek this is such a fucking obvious scam it's not even funny.

>>23674226
>gee I wonder what this is

>>23674286
>7UWmwfHp

What did he mean by this?

>>23674279
>spelling mistake which should be immediately obvious to him if he bothered to read his own post and wasn't a retarded pajeet and could just edit it to be correct in that case

Why would you make a major announcement and fuck it up with grammar errors? Why would I trust a team that can't even get their spelling right? Why are you so upset I'm not buying your coin, could it be the ponzi relies on people getting suckered into it and I just btfo'd your narrative of "Dude just trust flynn he's a cool guy dude".

>>23674314
>comes into a thread to tell people he is not buying a coin

ok thanks!

>>23674299
Well what is it? This thread is jeety as fuck the way you retards keep posting random shit and expecting me to understand whatever in-jokes you have.

>>23674292
i want you to look at your keyboard right now and tell me how cloose the f and v keys are. try your best to open your chink slit eyes.

>>23674322
I can already tell that when this dumps 90% you'll be the guy posting "GOOD I CAN BUY MORE ON A DISCOUNT". It's almost comical how these things play out the same way every time.

>>23674326
I just posted in my post before that. It’s a server of solidity devs and the surf devs are admins and have been forever

>>23674326
>>23674337
my dear you are very beautiful how many cows for marry...... I am very strong healthy man

>>23674329
The fact you keep calling me a chink after I pointed out your jeetglish just smacks of a smelly shitskin that thinks if he reverses the insult he can somehow worm his way out of it.

DISCORD HAS AN EDIT FUNCTION
YOU CAN FIX YOUR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS
AN ENGLISH SPEAKER WOULD RECOGNIZE AND CORRECT THAT ERROR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY ESPECIALLY FOR SOMETHING AS CRITICAL AS A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

>>23674314
>he doesn’t use discord

>>23674351
im just completely baffeled at how you think its a big deal that there is a one letter mistake on keys that are close toghetether never seen anything like it

>>23674346
>>23674355
>JUST TRUST ME SIR, SIR DO THE NEEDFUL
>continues to post stupid shit

Discord has an edit function, pooman. You should probably stop trying to shill now, you're only making it obvious to potential suckers what a scam this is.

Posted in another thread might as well show it here since there’s more eyes. Story time:
Before they launched
They shilled
And the idiots they are
Accidentally posted their secret discord link
(It’s disabled by now so don’t waste ur time)
But you can peep on warosu where they deleted the comment and added a new link
So there I was, exploring “their” world
My brief analysis: they are smart. They do have money. They want more money. But I don’t trust them because I tried to open a dialog and promptly got blocked.
It doesn’t mean you can’t make money with it, but buyer beware.

>>23674370
I've stated multiple times that discord has an edit function, the mistake could have been corrected anytime and wasn't because to pajeet ears life and live sound the same. You jeets are getting pretty audacious, you should probably fuck off before we start hunting you in the streets for bullshit like this.

>>23674377
Okay youre clearly a retarded fudder, kys

>>23674379
sirs please screenshot secret discord sir very big secret...

>>23674379
>says he wants to shill to twitter
>threads only get posted on /biz/

Makes you think

>>23674389
ur a retard never seen a spelling error before?

>>23674399
Fair enough

Reeks of Bree in this thread. GL anons.

You realize this whole event is a way for them the cash out while you all still think they are in the right? Its an elaborate scam for them to pump the price with your LP and then use a bot to dump it and cash out. Not saying the project won't continue but like this anon says >>23674226
These admins are definitely acting like pajeets making friends and being smug. Bree all over again.

Also G-maK is the only CT influencer shilling this. Huge red flag. Fuck that guy and anything he touches

>>23674207
>I DONT EVEN OWN SURF

>6 posts by this ID
You Pajeet bagholders are desperate innit

>>23673456
Niggers itt still think they are going to rug. My sides

>>23674621
Bagholder I am, but these are the easiest bags to hold my friend. It's yielding 13% a day for the past 4 days.

You will FOMO in tomorrow after THE EVENT and you'll only have yourself to blame.

>>23674641
can you dumb down points 1 to 4

>>23674641
13% of what? And in what?
It might be 13% but god forbid it is a scam that 13% is now really only worth 1% and on top of that you’ve suffered impermanent loss and tx fees (to be fair I’m not familiar with how their farms are run)

>>23674641
Nothing of this makes any sense, why would they do this? Just to pump the toke price with the market buy?

>>23674694
IL isn't that big of a deal when you get 10% on your lp a day. The devs really deisnged this well to be sustainable. You can really tell they weren't jerking off in the closet the past two months.

>>23674395
9 circles of hell ring any bells? You thought you’d scare Normies off if they stumbled into the wrong group but you forgot you’re trying to scam a cesspool full of autists. I studied Dante you fuck.
No screenshots, sirs. Just needful truths.

>>23674707
big whirlpool sir big water

>>23674659
>>23674694
>>23674707
Yeah nah, I can't even right now. Please read up on LPs, and AMMs. There are so many things wrong with the premise of your questions that I honestly can't be bothered.

This will go up regardless of you investing your paltry $1000 worth of LINK you bought at $17 coz that funny green frog told you to.

>>23674718
I can’t deny they’ve been working. my point is simple: before they launched, I found a private discord of theirs beyond the one they shilled and when I tried to converse, I was blocked. Trust me I didn’t go in there screaming about scams. They actually mistook me for one of their buddies at first.
And again
10% in what? As long as you harvest and convert back to Eth great. Ask the people who made their 60% in a week on YFV and held it cus the farm was still running how it went after we dropped from 80 to... 2.55 currently. Now your 10% isn’t even worth 1% and you paid 10% just to get in

yeah nah, this is 100% a scam

people don't make these coins because they have a good heart

>>23674745
fuck you faggot

>>23674745
>>23674735
Since it’s already been established there’s a secondary private discord group of you it doesn’t surprise me the coordinated response and support in all surf threads. Good effort guys really. But you may wanna try again with a better play

>>23674780
no screenshot no real sir... I learn hard way from bob and vagene but no timestamp... spend many rupee but no bob and vagene sire please do the needful for my village,, send bob