/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23647757
Pls guys someone describe to me what it would smell like?

>>23647757
fuck i think she got horny everyone's looking at her mid-spread and started biting her lip

>>23647860
like an armpit basically

>>23647860
Rotten fish in a street of Gujerat.

>t. Had a gf like this

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it,

>>23647757
5k-10k by Jan 1st 2022. Plan accordingly.

>>23647925
Let's all start reporting comb token posts for spam please

>>23647757
oh man id like to slap that rice patty. know what i mean boys?

>>23647757
Snnnniiifffff
Oh...G—
mmmmmph mmmmmph mmmmmmph
HULP MUH UHM STUG MMMMPH MMMMMMMMMMPH UH MUH GUH

>>23647757
>the body of someone who hasn't used a barbell in their whole life

>>23647757
$420.

>>23648318
trick or treat

holy fuck those feet yeah im thinking ill be cooming tonight fuuuuuck

>>23648005
>rice patty
kek

>>23647757
Bout $488 or so.

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>Not tunneling with bi-directional mapping.
Señor

>>23647860

Bad. Women seem great until about 10 seconds until after you come. We're just wired like that.

>>23647860
Absolutely stinktastic

>>23647757
like salomon

>>23647970
I wish

>>23647912
I never smelled rotten fish, let alone a rotten fish in Gujarat so I can't relate.

I NEEED TO COOOM