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Ok biz I'm asking quite a lot of biztards here, but hear me out

What if, just what if, you could juggle two balls at once, not one, and consider this.

The man is currently fighting the court cases about whether he is satoshi instead of signing the private key, because he, yes he, like he says, wants to btfo brainlets like McCormac and "you do not own your bitcoin because you have a key. Just as you do not own the money in your bank account because you have a password."
Which, if you have ever met an aussie or an autist, or an actual computer scientist, is perfectly normal for a principal like that to form for them.
Remember, he has no rush. YOU do.

Well, you see, believe it or not, you have a triple fucking whammy here. He is all three.
Ask yourself why would he bother fighting the court case unless he knew he was Satoshi?
A long, drawn out process where he will have to pay the fees if he is wrong.
You can screetch calvin ayre all you want, the character assesment simply states:
It amuses the based Satoshi

What if, the mainstream narrative that is shoved down your throat by simpleton laymen speculating, journalists misinterpreting advanced and unprecedented computer science, crabs bucketing, bizralis bickering, jews jewing and lizards hissing...
Has been decieving? And if the private keys were owned by anyone else, that person is dave kleiman, dead, or would have called craig out on his BS by now

What if, skelly reeeeeeeeeeeeing (who cant code using IQ and both hemispheres of his brain btw or he would have a working product, or least one better than BSV - dyor)
What if it doesnt matter other than to prevent low IQ from making money and progress, as the universe has done since the beginning

Just imagine the BTC market cap draining into BSV
its called a happening..
It will likely be as swift..
As it is STIFF

>> No.23606599

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

>> No.23606602

>Blockstream imposing 1mb blocks
>Bsv imposing unlimited/miner defined
>Blockstream owned by jews

HURRR DE FUCKIN' DURR BIZ

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>> No.23606973

>>23606565
bitcoin is the honey badger
it doesn't give a fuck
not about how you whine
not about how you cry
not about how you wish things were
it just is what it is
and it ain't no hashlet shitfork

>> No.23607171

>>23606565
Do the opposite of what /biz/ says is not a meme. Not all of us are going to make it, as people in here don't want to learn. Everyone in here just wants to speculate on shitcoins.

>> No.23607539

>>23607171
This
>>23606973
Yeah nice meme Jesse you're super funny. I bet you like honey badgers huh? And youtube? Great stuff kiddO,.go play now.
BSV isnt a sidechain, BTC is. Dyor faggot.
>>23606955
This
>>23606912
And fucking this

The truth is there for those who seek it. Most just believe what they are told.

Without a years research
Without a months consideration
without a moments contemplation
>What if I'm wrong
>What is right
Nah senpai
Its only ever
>I think that durr ahh
And then proceed as programmed.

>> No.23607602

>>23607539
the truth is that satoshi created the nakamoto consensus so that software can objectively tell what is bitcoin and what is not. and so we don't have to listen to seething cucks whining abut it.

that is the truth.

>> No.23607737

>>23607602
Dont they both use nakamoto consensus? I'm failing to see your point

>> No.23607786

The nature of Bitcoin is such that once version 0.1 was released, the core design was set in stone for the rest of its lifetime. – Satoshi Nakamoto

"We define an electronic coin as a chain of digital signatures"

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>>23607737
when will we see some price action? Give us a ballpark?

>> No.23607993

>>23606565
test

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>>23606565
only the chosen few understand

>> No.23608046

>>23606565
比特幣Craig Wright 圖靈完成 MI6 毘濕奴生活在區塊鏈上 BSV 是比特幣 Most Blockchain Patents 克雷格(Craig)簽約 Gavin Andresen
格雷格是新婚 Ghislaine Maxwell 幫助資助Isis Greg Maxwell 許多襪子木偶賬號 Blockstream 由...資助 Bilderberg Group, AXA and Henri de Castries 他們想窒息區塊鏈 1mb Blocksize limits 比特幣鏈分叉造成大問題 high fees and doesn't scale 閃電網絡18個月 Tweety Birdbrain connection to Donald Trump 他媽的黑鬼和kikes Bonded courier 已經到來並帶來克雷格鑰匙 will sign after Ira Kleinman court case MI6代理人幫助Craig提供了比特幣 Gareth Williams 比特幣SV將迎來新的黃金時代。沒有更多關於歷史的謊言。permanently embedded in Blockchain

>> No.23608657

>>23607737
no only bitcoin carries on the nakamoto consensus. it's meaningless on a minority hash shitfork.

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>>23608657
If my chocolate cake doesn't have any chocolate in it it's no longer a chocolate cake in my opinion. The recepture was changed. Same with bitcoin. Since SegWit, BTC is no longer a hash of signatures thus it's no longer bitcoin

>> No.23609018

>>23608855
i know you don't get it m8 if you got it you wouldn't be a cashie...

you obviously think you know better what is bitcoin than satoshi.
you know better than the software he especially and solely created to tell us what bitcoin is.
or maybe you think any release made by satoshi would sync up with your retarded shitfork? rofl.

>> No.23609038

>>23608855
>BTC is no longer a hash of signatures
wat... lay of the smoke it's bad for you.

>> No.23609465

>>23609038
Sorry I meant "a chain of digital signatures" I'm getting tired from arguing with maxis

>>23609018
Kek I'm not a cashie. I don't know better than Satoshi. That's why I follow what he left us with. BTC doesn't have SPV, which Satoshi supported. BTC has artificial limitations, which make it impossible to scale better than visa, which Satoshi said, that Bitcoin is capable of making more tx/s than visa at a fraction of cost. He said, said, that mining will take place in big farms, and that users should run SPV, while miners should be nodes. It's you who don't understand Satoshi's vision.

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>> No.23610008

Did you guys resolve the SN consensus thing? Or do I have ti do research?

I dont think you guys resolved it

I'm 99.9% BSV HAS Nakamoto Consensus

>> No.23610076 [DELETED] 

>>23607967
It could flip today.

The court case could reach a private undisclosed settlement (aka dont tell the public I'm satoshi) and Craig could ay the long game. "My product will win out eventually by virtue if being the best"
So could be 10 years.

>> No.23610106

>>23607967

It could flip today. Steal btc market cap.

Or

The court case could reach a private undisclosed settlement (aka dont tell the public I'm satoshi) and Craig could play the long game. "My product will win out eventually by virtue of being the best"
So could be 10 years.

>> No.23610115

>>23609465
bitcoin was never a chain of digital signatures but it was always an utxo. if you actually researched this shit it would cure you of the cahshieness you are so ashamed of.
>BTC has artificial limitations
put in place by satoshi himself btw.
>BTC doesn't have SPV
jesus. the fuck are you smoking?
also spv only works on bitcoin. because on a minority hash shitfork if someone shows you a path on a merkle tree to a block header you don't actually know for sure you have been paid. it can be reorged any time even 100 deep easily with about 1-2% of bitcoin hashrate.
that's why i said bitcoin is tens o thousands times more secure than the cash shitforks.

satoshi's vision was a lot of thing but none of the shitshow that is bch or bchsv.

>> No.23610170

>>23609656
well that post did not age well. rip mikey boy.

>> No.23610314

>>23610115
>>23610170
Bruz you are fucking retarded, SV has Nakamoto consensus. You are literally confusing it with bitcoin cash and calling us cashies kek. Since I made it pretty obvious this is a BSV thread, you obviously have no fucking clue what you are talking about. As per usual with btc maximists. Your stupid fucking coin has been bought out by the banks for the purpose of tanking/repurposing it and this is shown in the moneytrail linked above, and by your shit coin not processing transactions even now with next to no adoption, and with massive fees. Oh and dapps are fucking impossible where as bsv.... All the opposite.

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>We define an electronic coin as a chain of digital signatures.
>removes signatures
Sorry kid nothing personnel

>> No.23611135

>>23610314
>SV has Nakamoto consensus
no it doesn't. it's not something you can just make a cheap copy of and call it the original.

>> No.23611176

>>23610314
so far you have only been btfo btw. like you said no spv on bitcoin kek... how fucking clueless. and typical of sv brainlets you call others who actually understand the tech clueless. fantastic.

>> No.23611194

>>23611135
No one care. Segwit isnt bitcoin

>> No.23611263

>>23611194
well bitcoin doesn't care about your opinion that's for sure. and 99.99% of humanity doesn't care either. i just like to make fun of you cucks because you are so desperate for it. you make these shitty threads daily begging for ridicule.

>> No.23611332

>>23609465
He also said Bitcoin isn't a data dump