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>>23595411
wtf I thought this was a scam

>>23595556
It is a scam. Just wait. "Someone" (devs) will find an exploit to drain the pools

just bought 100 eth worth
this goes to 5$ in the next hour screencap this

>>23595564
this. i can assure you the word "audit" has not been said once from the devs.

>>23595574
holy based i saw your buy order
>>23595587
get fucked retard

Claim Haircomb token using your Bitcoin.

Simply pay 0.0000033 BTC to a claiming address of yours.

You can generate the address in any haircomb wallet.

Liquidity almost 3m and new CEX coming soon lol

>>23595632
this is it, theres literally no fud to this project

Cowabunga brothers

Made over $500 in a few hours with a couple ETH heh. This will surpass YAM hype.

These guys are scammers from discord

The audit they're getting done is from their friends and are connected to the team

They've been around since POWH and will scam out eventually when they get bored

One guy on the team will get greedy and fuck over everyone else. They treat it like a zero sum game and find it funny when people lose their ETH

If from one day to another the thread count of a coin jumps from 0 to several simultaneous ones, it's very likely a PnD scam undergoing a shill campaign. Never fails.

>>23595411
$10 by end of week

>>23596190
It just launched so yeah?

>>23596190
this coin has been talked about for the past 2 months, where were you?

>>23595411
Missing all these shitcoins for API3.

Just launch already ffs.

>>23595587
>>23595644
>>23595765
you are all retards and liars, get fucked

>>23595765
>>23596190
i've always wondered, how do you know when to sell a pnd?

feels like knife catching buying in now and it's not even been 24 hrs

>>23596445
What if it’s not pNd?

>>23597045
What if it is?

STOP BUYING THIS SCAM

I’m in. I’m treating this as a bit of an experiment investing in something so early with money I can afford to lose. I’ve done a little bit of research but mostly I’m in for the gamble of it.

Audited and ready to moon. Let's go

Doing the needful with keep3r gains.?. Lets see. $10 or 0

Buying this after the goy election, too much uncertainty right now

>>23595411
what is this scam and what does it do sir

>>23597650
elegant ponzi

>>23597650
Buy SURF on Uniswap and pair it with ETH to provide liquidity. Then stake the liquidity tokens on surf.finance and get free SURF (first wave of free/passive money)
After all SURF has been minted move your liquidity tokens feeless to the whirlpool where a shit ton of money will be distributed for at least 100 days (second wave of free money)
Just ride the waves and surf into retirement

>>23597836
yo what about impermanent loss, won’t it eat my lp?

>>23597650
makes you money

150 eth sold in the last 5 mins is this the rugpull

SURF WAS SHILLED 2 MONTH AGO (2) IF YOU FALL FOR THIS YOU DESERVE THIS

So many keep3r moonbois with the attention span of 1 day in every thread. This is something you actually hold/farm for atleast a few weeks.

hourly close over $2

>>23598114
imp loss is usually covered alone by the Uniswap fees that you earn (especially with the current liquidity/volume ration), it gets bad in case of a 10x increase
But I don't think that SURF will make more than a 5x from here

>>23598219
Massive sell off but bought back quickly. Think this could run to $5+ today especially with keep3r crabbing

>>23598383
Do we earn fees while staked though?

I'm so bullish on this shit I'm unironically wearing a Hawaiian shirt

>>23598481
Uniswap fees are claimed when you unpool (fees aren't distributed in the form of more UNI-V2) so I don't see why not

>>23598499
Pics and I ape in 100 eth.

>>23598499
Checked. Show us anon, doesn't require face. Just get some good meme magic going.

>>23598499
holy fucking baste

anyone been watching this over night? I just woke up and wondering whats a good entry point.

>>23598364
Hourly close?? Omg can you do some more TA on this token which has existed for one day?

I'm financially banchod

>>23598639
>>23598655
Back up we go. Just a whale who sold 14k SURF.

rug incoming get out now

>>23598718
Just a silly whale ;) weak hands whale!!!

>>23598775
Nice FUD.

>>23598560
Please toss an ape into this nice coin sir !

(You don't even have 100 ETH lmao fucking faggot)

what do you guise think is the best move? should I farm this piece of shit, or just hodl?

>>23598866
dont farm unless you have 20+ eth desu

I have my Hawaiian shirt on

>>23598905
thanks for the tip, anon. I usually don't bother with defi farming and just go for the quick token flip (because I'm only playing with a few eth, not 20+ like you said)

>>23598866
Literally just hold. I have 1 eth holding. It's not much but considering everyone's selling and buying frequently the amount of money that goes to the whirlpool only goes up, meaning, you'll make much more money if as long as you hold it. It may take time but you'll make a good amount.

>>23598951
but the whirlpool isn't even active yet, right?

>>23599105
you can't stake in it until all 10M tokens are farmed, but it's doing surf buybacks now

>>23598560
>>23598594
>>23598606
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifV7bj6dYk

>>23599188
based zoomer

>>23599188
holy fucking BASED

>>23599188
Checked again. Based anon, SURF to $10!

time to buy guys

Just remember when you lose your money, we warned you many times it was a scam.

>>23599251
good call, just aped another 6 eth on top of the 40 i have in the aegis pool

>>23599188
Fucking based.

Nooooooo it's dumping!!!

>>23599188
fucking based.

>>23599384
So... are you going to ape in with 100 eth?

ALLLLLLL BHENCHOD WHO IS FUDDING THIS COIN WILL BE STAYING POOR !

>>23599461
Anon, I...

>>23599588
>Anon, I...
sir, I...

>>23599588
>>23599617
>Anon, I...
>sir, I...
Ladies, please...

>>23599617
Sir, I... I cannot do the needful.

>>23599692
Sir you promised sir, it is not good karma sirs. I ask again that you fulfill it sir.

is it ogre, bros?

>>23595411
A tsunami, eh?

https://bestswap.info/

>>23599928
You should trade based of MC not price if you are not farming.

>>23599928
A lot of people are panicking out. They'll be sorry in a few hours.

ALLLLLLL HIRED FUDDER WILL BE STAYING POOR

BUY THE DIP !

HAHAHAHAHA
who were the faggots laughing when i predicted this and were telling me i was btfo'd because it bumped like 3% before the dump?
ill accept my apologize now you fucking losers
fuck i love being right. enjoy your bags

It's official, I am financially ruined

>>23600060
aw man this is so sweet. one of the other threads i was saying this in and all the bagholders were laughing at me deleted their thread. so fucking good. i win

10$ soon , binance soon ,,

>>23600088
It's a longterm coin though ape. If any of you guys are in it for short term gainz then you were never the main target for this coin. Thanks for increasing the whirlpool for me.

>>23600140
hahaha oh man my sides
its the same stages of grief for every one of these core clones
>t-thanks for increasing the yield on diarrhea pool. feces protocol is different, s-stay poor!!

>>23600060
>>23600140
It literally has 5000% apy on the eth/surf pool, so yes its not a moonboi 10x token. Personally I think buying small amounts now has big risk compared to farming with 20+ eth. Real fun for all begins when the beach farming ends.

We should expect price to decrease as more is minted, right?

>>23599188
based

I gotta admit the name does justice to the coin. The price goes up and down like a wave

>>23600563
and you all rode it down into the jagged rocks while i told you to bail at the peak

we got jeeted again didn't we?

>>23600617
Yes.

Ah cmon fuckers, dont dump

>>23600251
>5000% apy
>not a moonboi 10x token

HUUUAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BHANCHOOOOODDDDDDDDD WHO FUD THIS NICE 50000000% APY COIN WILL BE STAYING POOR !

Did I get pajeetered

>>23600773
no, you invested money you can't afford to lose in an experimental project in the most volatile subsection of the most volatile asset class you can invest in
please sell me your bags i want cheap surf

>>23600805
Ok, what’s your email or discord, we’ll do an OTC type deal

>>23600826
thepeanutarbuckle8814@bit-titer.com

>>23600756
You dont understand how farming works? Im saying the minting of tokens is extremely fast so the token price wont increase massively. The MC could go up and the price go down.

>>23600867
lol based

Ummmm based?

>>23601056
how much did you scam him for?

>>23600006
that's retarded considering farming prints more tokens

>>23601157
surf has a 10M token hard cap, farming is a means of token distribution

>>23601157
Farming mints more tokens = dilutes your holdings / price goes down.

So looking at / trading based of MC is the opposite of retarded.

>>23601139
I don't think you know who Peanut Arbuckle is

SCAM

>>23601302
I didn't even read his mail addy tbqh.

>>23598594
>>23598499
Based as fuck, this is the kind of meme magic we need. It worked for Trump and Link, and is the only reason Statera pumped so hard other than shit boy shilling it

>>23601302
i know he's also called the silver bullet, darkchild, night master, argon, squeezy, even gogo nuts

>>23601302
lmao, literally who?

kek some dude just pumped and dump this shit with 130 eth and retards fomoed on it
ez 10% for him

>>23601384
I'mma start screamin on that ass

>>23601472
imma be like
imma be like
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23599188
based

surfing on red blood lol

Reminder that surf launched TODAY and started at $0.20. People crying about it "dumping" because it hit a peak and corrected. We're still super early.

>>23601848
Makes me so pissed I tried to buy asap and only got in at $1. Guess I should have upped the slippage.

Well, congratulations to everyone who sold the bottom. $1.6 and second leg forming quickly.

just ask Value holders how this is gonna go...

prepare to be dumped on

>>23602452
VALUE is infinitely inflating, SURF has a capped supply and with every transaction more gets locked away.

>>23602452
Why the fuck would I do that when their tokenomics were completely different

Hurr go ask Venezuela how fiat currency is gonna go

>>23602717
>>23602696
farmers gonna dump

>>23603052
25% supply already distributed, about one month away from distributing all of the supply and phase 1 ends. farm now, get yourself stack of a proper token like SURF or stay poor

>>23603202
it won't exist in 24 hours lmao

>>23603202
birds fly, fish swim and FARMERS DUMP

thank you come again

>>23600060
Im the cunt from the last thread and I sold at 2.1, you still havent posted a pic of you sucking yourself off

WHY DID I FOMO?????
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

>>23603365
>fake pic when this actually happened
pathetic

>>23603436
was unironically one of my most favorite days on biz, even though I too lost a lot of money.

>>23603436
Weird flex. I just googled red Wojak and took the third picture.

At this rate I'm going to return my 10% staking fee in 2 days

>>23603436
that's what they get for going 100% in shitcoins
>>23603546
>red wojak

>>23603611
that one in particular was caused by btc chart on bitfinex
>>23603546
>red Wojak
go away please

>>23595411
when $5

>>23603920
tomorrow evening probably

>>23603920
it will climb there as the whirlpool gets closer. Do some reading about tokenomics on this one, it will surprise you.

>>23603258
>it won't exist in 24 hours lmao
Still going for the rug angle? Come on lad, you can do better than that

>>23603988
half the supply is pooled on uni rn, it literally just did a dead cat bounce and next its either gonna dump to $1, then rug pull or it will bounce from $1 and delayed rug pull.

Going anywhere from $10-$50 before the end of week.

>>23604042
my guess is somewhere around $5-$15.

>>23599188
Checked, good Lord

>>23600867
Fucking lmao you a silly ho

kek

>>23604859
whales in