/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

>>23596988
based
but COMB is a shitcoin

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>>23597185
easily x20 from here
and its not your average uniswap rugpullshitcoin

>>23596980
where to buy fren

>>23597262
there a two options fren
locked liquidity on USDT pair
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0xdac17f958d2ee523a2206206994597c13d831ec7&outputCurrency=0x15bcdfad12498de8a922e62442ae4cc4bd33bd25

or you use ETH pair
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x15bcdfad12498de8a922e62442ae4cc4bd33bd25&outputCurrency=ETH

>>23597344
thanks fren will look into it
but its like at 1m mcap so throwing some eth at it wont hurt

>>23597502
always DYOR
but its a gem under all these uniswap scams

>>23597502
Another option to get Walt is depositing any supported currency on the platform and using Zeroswap to get Walt. You wont have to pay gas fees if you do this method.

>>23596980
shameless bump