/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23558455
that pic

Make America Tasteful Again

Tell me what calls you bought and why

WH ATH TEH FUCK IS HAPPENING SOMEONE BUY STOP SELLING GO UP GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23558455

SELL IT ALL RIGHT FUCKING NOW! FUTURES ARE AT NOW AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE 3 WEEKS AGO! SELL IT ALL OR BE STUCK HOLDING BAGS FOR 15 YEARS YOU CRAZY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>23558503
dont cry, dubs will save u fren

GDP 4000000000000%

why is marketwatch so bad at reporting afterhours

>>23558517
Show me some futures!

Just buy weed stonks, tech dies this week, Robinhood kiddos have to keep th3 dopamine flowing, this is literally the bottom.

>>23558517
kek
most losses occur due to overtrading
identify a strong market or ticker, buy and hold forever

Mmmmmmmmm dip

>>23558502
I havent bought any because I cant figure out how tf options work. But if I did know how they worked I would probably be buying AMD calls.

It's time for you to take the tankerpill.

euros acting like covid is some new thing.

when should I buy MSFT?

pls dont say 3 years go

>>23558594
weed stocks are agricultural penny stocks with absolutely terrible margins because of retarded government regulations

the US already went through weed stock tulip mania at the same time as Canada, ACB, APHA, CGC, CRONOS, etc. they all trade on the NYSE

>>23558644
ASAP

>frog lockdowns causing a dump
absolutely based, thank you for the fire sale frenchies

>>23558644
4 years ago
(also now)

>>23558644
3 years ago

what do I do now

>>23558644
4 years ago

how worried should i be about covid going forward from now into winter, and into next year? both stock market wise and personal health wise?

>>23558674
Steal another pic from wsb

to these tech stocks feel risky to anyone else due to their recent jump? i mean for long term holds not day trades.

what reason would someone not buy MSFT or AMD, or APPL?

>>23558624
Apparently he reviews funko pops on youtube now.

>>23558692
if Biden wins, he might be retarded enough to impose a 2nd lockdown even if that will kill more people than the virus itself

>>23558674
Is that real?

>>23558721
Bullish for GME.

I’m going to laugh when tomorrow is green

>>23558692
You should take reasonable precautions on both fronts; unless of course you're american, in which case it's clearly all fake news to rig the election.

>>23558674
I know this is prob WSB, but what kind of mindset do you need to have to throw away 100k worth of money like that

>>23558692
They're crashing the stock market for the election, if Trump wins the lock downs end is that simple, if biden wins get ready for your forced vaccination

>>23558759
Bogdanov KMS theory

>>23558663
what is a good, reputable source of world news? until then all i got is random google search results:

>https://www.thelocal.fr/20201027/breaking-macron-to-announce-new-covid-19-restrictions-for-france
>Macron 'set to announce new Covid-19 lockdown' as France reports over 500 deaths
>French President Emmanuel Macron will announce new tighter measures on Wednesday night, with widespread reports that he will impose a new nationwide lockdown on the country as it battles against a second wave of Covid-19 infections that some health chiefs say is now 'out of control'.
>Macron will announce the government's next move to battle the second wave of the virus during a televised address to the nation on Wednesday night at 8pm.
>The president met with top government ministers on Tuesday and will hold another emergency defence council meeting on Wednesday morning.
>His Prime Minister Jean Castex also met with union leaders and opposition party chiefs to explain that stricter measures were now necessary to control the virus spread.
>Two thirds of the French population have been placed under a nighttime curfew but the PM is reported to have told union leaders that curfews were not enough to control the surge in infections which on Sunday hit a new record of over 52,000 cases.
>But widespread reports on Tuesday evening suggested Macron and the government are in favour of imposing a four-week national lockdown from midnight on Thursday, but with primary schools and public services to remain open.
>The state of crisis became clear on Tuesday evening when the public health body Santé Publique France reported 523 more Covid-19 related deaths. That's the highest daily total since April.
>Tuesday's death toll was inflated because it included the number of recent deaths reported in care homes (235) as well as hospitals (288) in the last 24 hours.
>On Monday France reported 266 deaths but only in hospitals.

I have to do some market research

>Have tech stocks
>Be completely unaffected by the dumping and crabbing of boomer stocks
I didn't even know the market was down today lmao

AMD reported this morning instead of after hours, didn't get to sell covered calls. Would have been easy money :(

>>23558720
Isn't one, well APPL is questionable on logic, but I wouldn't' bet against it (although wouldn't make it a major player in a tech portfolio)

Long term, cheapies are on right now

>>23558720
simple answer: yes. wait until at least january before you consider starting any long-term tech holds. things are going to be unpredictable as fuck for the foreseeable future, at LEAST wait until a month or two after the US election.

>>23558724
the thought of biden winning sends shivers down my spine and wallet. kamala harris would wreck the nation.

also don't forget the protests that happened when trump won in 2016 were planned for hillary. these people will go out and wreck havoc no matter who wins.

How is this not bullish?

https://www.richmondfed.org/research/regional_economy/surveys_of_business_conditions/manufacturing

>>23558721
spooky

>>23558854
Basically as ridiculous as the people who say Trump is going to ruin the country.

Chicken little there are real problems to worry about. Just check the box and pretend your vote matters.

>>23558720
Just buy, Anon. We can't predict shit. Nobody knows if the coming months are "uncertain" or whatever.

>>23558831
are they more lucrative right before? I thought selling it a week in advance would be just as good

Welp no GME mention during the MSFT earnings call, down to 1.60 it goes

>>23558502
Was close to selling my 3 SPY 343 10/28 puts and rolling it on AMD or MSFT earning, held because I could not get 5.25 per contract. Was kind of pissed at the bell, but looking like it could be very good

>>23558721
No idea who he is but good for him. It's not easy looking like this.

>>23558854
what am i watching here, exactly?

>>23558616
>Company going down
Buy puts

>Company going up
Buy calls

>>23558897
Xbox info was mentioned for like a minute

can someone redpill me on how to interpret futures?

>>23558932
>line go up
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>line go down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23558883
i live in a blue state but it still feels bad. still going to vote Trump though.

>>23558932
line go up good
line go down bad

>>23558905
he probably gets more pussy than you too, anon. sad!

Who NIOchad here?

>>23558932
Slight green = red day
Slight red = green day
Big Green = green day
Big red = red day

>>23558893
It doesnt really matter too much, but I was waiting for a green day before selling. I wasn't online when it spiked yesterday morning and I suspected I would have another chance today. Unfortunately that was not that case. No idea why they dipped so hard when everything reported was very good, probably just the shock of early reporting fucked up a lot of people.

>>23558998
stock dilution
like $35 billion in stocks to acquire Xilinx at a 25% premium

sucks for shareholders, but absolutely great for AMD itself considering the growth for the next 3 years were already priced in

AMD to $87 in the morning checkem

>>23558998
as someone also into AMD, they dumped because they bought out XLNX. it's really too bad, if that news wasn't included they probably would have mooned, glad i bought the literal bottom and sold the literal top in the premarket. thanks, support/resistance lines!

what the fuck happened to spy after hours?

>>23558792
Unironically /pol/

>>23559066
my /pol/ has 100 threads filtered at any given time now

>>23559066
lol

>>23558883
Putting aside economics, Trump putting an end to critical race theory is good enough of a reason to vote for him. The democrats caters to those people.

>tfw sold my 343 SPY puts at a $250 loss today

>>23559034
I mean, if they are buying shit, thats really good. Whens the last time AMD had money to buy anything?

You people talk about Biden like this is our Brexit vote. This is a blip.

Trump gets a large chapter in the history books because of corona. Very lucky for a man with a pathological need for attention.

The market will buy the dip. It might happen as quickly as last year.

>>23559113
I had 339 puts that expired last Friday because I'm poor, Monday made me sad

>>23559066
Most people are too stupid to mentally filter pol so they laugh it off as retarded, when ironically, they are retarded.

>>23559130
Fug. Yeah I impulsively went into Palantir like 10 minutes after I sold the SPY puts and more than made up for it by market close, then dumped Palantir. Now I'm CASSSSHHHH GANNGGGGGGG

>>23559131
>to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand pol

still comfy desu
as long as etrade doesnt force me to sell I will make gains on this by eoy
and before you call me retarded, i have been swing trading since 9. when it hit high 15s on thursday i thought we would see the squeeze and impulsively jumped in.

it's dropping again im so fucking tired

>>23559172
swing trading ur last moon mission trip youll ever get

uh uh...

>Tesla revenue: $8.77 billion
>Tesla net income: $331 million


>Elon gets $11.8 billion bonus from Tesla

How long will this Tesla scam keep going on??

>>23559206
yes. zoom out and realize how predictable it is.
maybe if i was less of a nigger my cb would be back at 12.50 or so

>>23559092
agreed, the economy doesn't matter much if I'm going to be hunted down in the streets

I have 1k to put into the market. What's a safe bet?

>>23559208
The question is why arent you in, retard?

i opened a short for 500$ at gamestop, sorry for the tank frens

>>23559222
reward your trips with qqq

YOU BOUGHT?

>>23559066
This. Be first, be smarter, AND cheat.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE BOTTOM?

I'm still over 60% up on GME in total but what's happening right now is bullshit regardless of my position. It has no reason to be nosediving 15% with no news AND the biggest catalyst in 7 years coming in two weeks.
This feels fishy, to say the least.

That said, I think I could hold UVXY all the way through the election. Just sell a covered call the session before Election night?

I’m very excited.
If Trump or someone tries to put out a half added bullshit relief bill, the market might sell the news.

>>23558980
My thinking exactly.
But I like using more than that one metric

>>23559060
Ok then why did AMD dump when they reported last year?

>>23559131
Ironic post

Am I the only one who's down today?

>>23559257
money is money
they just mad at the 13 year old who quadrupled his money while Burry had to baghold painfully before his credit swap whatever cashed out at a mere 4x

as long as the 13 year old has the sense to trim his profits, he'll never come out with a loss

>>23559289
short sellers and whales selling covered calls decided to team up and make sure retards don't become millionaires with their lotto tickets

i did get a feeling we were getting too cocky last week, shit lol oh well

wkhs is a proven scam right?

>>23559290
because their forward guidance was shit. that's the reason 9 times out of 10 for literally every earnings.

>>23559127
This nigga eating beans!

>>23559335
>short sellers and whales selling covered calls decided to team up
What do you mean by this? how did they team up and what did they do to create a nosedive?

What can one expect working for a company that is considering going public?

>>23559368
You're thinking of NKLA
but ironically, NKLA is the one worth more now despite their CEO being on the run with money
What a clown world
To think WKHS was $42 not so long ago

any r8ers?

i think averaging up has cancelled out all my gme gains from swing trading

>>23559412
To lose everything to the shareholders.

>>23559384
im just retard posting, i dont actually know why
if you're writing calls, you want them to expire worthless so you pocket the premium without getting assigned

more likely it just nose dived because of corona worries and people wanting to take their profits on top of maybe the other speculation shit i mentioned

>>23559384
>Price goes down
>Shorts who shorted pre $9 are relatively better off, shorts who sold at the top of $15/16 can buy back the shares at a lower price
>Whale never get their shares called away from them and collect sweet premium

>>23559442
>if you're writing calls, you want them to expire worthless so you pocket the premium without getting assigned
This makes absolutely zero sense to me.

>>23559384
Rich people buy a bunch of stocks (no reason giga jumps last weeks.)
Then they all sell them, scaring non-institutions away.

>>23559434
>averaging up
stop doing that now, set your price targets properly $15 is personally my cut off point, then $20 on when to start averaging OUT

>>23559467
People selling calls want to collect the premium for the call and not get assigned, what part are you not understanding?

>>23559424
If you could somehow condense plebbit into a single portfolio, of pure redditor essence, this would be it.

>>23559467
i.e.

if you're selling lotto tickets to retards, you want them to expire worthless

>>23559467
writing calls is a liability to deliver. you want your liabilities to go to zero.

what is this pattern called?

>>23559436
Yeah everything I'm reading says the cost cutting will get pretty bad. Probably more layoffs and fat trimming

>>23559484
Tis thine short condensing unto the infinite!

>>23559517

Bros what is happening to the S&P 500

>>23559521
Wherefore didn't thee useth a stop loss

>>23558975
Maybe. I don't really like women. I love doing all kinds of weird shit way more

>>23559503
how dare you call my stock mommy a redditor

>>23559307
>money is money
See, but it's not. The kids is boasting about quadrupling his money. But anyone can do that: any weekly ATM call has a slightly-under 50% chance of doubling your money. All you need to do is go all in twice, and be right both times. How many people can do that? 1 in 4, or just slightly less.
It isn't just about return. What matters is risk-adjusted return. If someone makes huge returns by taking outsized risks, there's very little chance that they'll continue to be successful in the future. Instead, they were probably just lucky.

>>23559498
>>23559514
>>23559506
are you guys referring to writing covered calls? this means when you are selling call options you have to own an equivalent amount of the underlying security?

I didn’t take profits. Fuck your soros and your buffets

>>23558919
Obviously. But I know fuck all about IV, volatility, the greeks or theta decay.

>>23559553
Mine discerning eyes haveth little sympathy for such impulsive bag hoisters, being not of gentle birth! For my cost basis hath remained at 7.84, and my status as Nobleman unchallenged.

>>23559551
People lost faith in America. It's over... comrade.

So should I dump my $15 11/20 GME call for a 50% loss or just hold onto it and see what happens?>>23559637

>>23559680
Didn't mean to respond to that

>>23559602
you like men, though?

>>23559680
Like I said I know fuck all about options. But if I did I would hold out unless I was getting fucked by greek letters.

>>23559380
Capped

>>23559092
That’s not a real thing, it’s a game played in some corners of society when people are used to being in times of plenty. If things actually goes bad in this country, like rioting and election chaos in other countries does, that nonsense will be thrown out the window as impractical.

The melting pot aspect of the US helps us in that regard, when it comes to subverting any one political regime from revolting.

Maoists and Stalinists didn’t have to unify people across racial/ethnic boundaries. I would guess it’s easier to divide people than unite them, and that’s such an obvious and natural factor that divides people.

>fite cklub
I loved that book and movie but I wonder if it would be different now that I’m an adult. Also now that I know the author is el oso homosexo.

>>23559244
Unironically want to waifu this firearm. Pink accents like that are sexy as hell.

>>23559680
depends, was this lotto ticket fun money or is it salvaging half your life savings

>>23559506

ehhh not always. I think tho most big bois aren't buying calls the week of or caring too much about them, except softbank-san. So there is a retard premium short term. Longer term things seem priced very fair and you have a long time to take profit when the stock is inevitably in a cycle of good buzz.

Short term options just get retail boys in trouble because they're too greedy. Their five cent call turns into a ten cent call, but instead of selling on that bump, they look at the money calls trading at a dollar and start seeing lambos. You wana get in and ahead and then sell your calls to those people, the people who think short term out of the money options print even 5% of the time.

What does /smg/ think about Ricky Gutierrez? I found out about him today and like his videos

>>23559602
Is that the new rival?
I think she just won.

I thought you liked qt girls so much you imagine life through their eyes and such.

REJOICE GME HODLERS

THE WORST IS SURELY OVER

SURELY WE CANNOT HAVE A *THIRD* RED DAY AFTER 2 CONSECUTIVE -10% AND -5% DAYS

>>23559740
>Maoists and Stalinists didn’t have to unify people across racial/ethnic boundaries.

>>23559780
We pray brother. The microsoft deal overhype is corrected, and we now resume normal pumping

>>23559680
I'm waiting to see if it pumps this Thursday like it did the last few weeks, but like >>23559750
said if it wasn't just some lotto ticket money...

>>23559780
My hands are diamond. We lost a lot of anons today.. But I'm still here fren.

>>23559680
I mean, your worst possible case is just losing a tiny amount of money, right? I'd just hold.

>>23559780
considering it did not stop around 12.90 it might be far from over
I'm taking a wild guess that tommorow is another -5%, but i'd love to be wrong

>>23558455
Thoughts?

>>23559627
yes

Here's my game plan: just chucked $1000 on TQQQ and will check in on it after New year's. It'll either be there or it won't.

wkhs is a fraud

>>23559902
Why $1000 though?

>>23559977
because he's poor.

>>23559680
You have 24 days, theta decay is about 1/10 of delta for your option and will stay so for probably the next 2.5 weeks. If the markets were not looking so bad I would definitely hold it and try to recoup some value via an increase in GME's price. Though it looks like tomorrow could be really bad, not seeing much upside until the election is done.

Might sell TSLA and just throw it into MSFT

Should i buy coke or pepsi?

If tomorrow ends like today Im ejecting until end of next week. Thank God for CRSR or Id be fucked.

>>23560059
Own both. Duopoly is the name of the game.

i want to buy more NIO

>>23560118
Throw some KDP on top to have complete market coverage

>>23560016
Exactly. Kind of want to fix that

Why is GME being a piece of shit?

>>23559740
>That’s not a real thing
You're denying reality if you don't think Critical Race Theory a real thing, they are (were) teaching that white privilege is a real thing.

Who allowed after market trading

>>23560185
memers and swing traders dumped at 15
shorts came back with a vengeance
everyone who bought in sup 9 got scared and started taking profits

Look at that dollar soaring like an eagle.

>>23560175
you're doing better than 90% of the population by actually not using a savings account!

>>23559680
This but I have 14 calls for 11/20 and it’s worth about 4K

>>23558759
they are unrealized gains and the notion of its going to up forever im gonna make it usually overwhelms the soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP2w_UAK6B4

Thanos: Naked Short Sellers
Captain America: HODLers
Wakandans: Console Preorders
Dr. Strange: Ryan Cohen

I'm not skilled enough to make webms.

>>23560185
ARE YOU NOT ENJOYING THE ROLLERCOASTER

>>23560231
Is this really what happened?

My top dabs for tomorrow

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>>23560185
shhhhhh anon. dont talk about the before times. just listen to how quiet it is here now without them. you can hear the wind.

Alright so AMD is tanking. Why is NVIDIA starting to lose money now?

>>23560239
What’s wrong with savings accounts for emergency funds?

>>23560294
Iron Man: Infinity Squeeze

Made 12k on my etsy calls I bought last week. Brings me to 33k. Should I buy more etsy calls if it dips tomorrow for earnings in the afternoon?

>https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/nutrition/new-usda-ruling-allows-for-chicken-to-be-produced-from-diseased-birds/ar-BB18af1z?fbclid=IwAR2zauEmE9C0TLKRqjgaggdCdK8ko2VuQE7BWoz7j2LXkDO6K9QyUOOww2Y

this is currently making the rounds on liberal social media. wondering what you bros thought about it. post title: "Hey conservatives: there’s a reason we have regulations. It keeps the lead out of our water and the bird flu out of our chicken."

Trumps going to talk in my faggot city soon at the airport

>>23560185
People with weak hands getting off. No time to mourne fren we have a moon mission to prepare for.

>>23558502
I sold two calls after closing the puts I sold yesterday

what price do u think the shorties got in at for gme? 6?

>>23560364
now the goddamn chickens are getting rona?
why aren't they wearing their masks?!

>>23560367
Ivanka is coming to my state. I want to suck on her mommy tits!
>but I voted Biden

>>23560364
Short TSN probably

>>23560185
PRICE
MOVES
IN
WAVES
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT

>>23560348
inflation but overall its ok. might be better off in a divvy etf

>>23559750
Lotto ticket money but I'd still rather not throw $200 in the toilet if there's no chance

>be bored
>market closed
>shill gamestop on /pol/

>>23559902
wait until after the crash

>>23558674
its rope time. let us know if waifus in heaven are real or not.

>>23560404
I'm not voting because Democracy is for faggots, but why would you vote for a senile old pedophile fuck head who likes to use his drug addict kids to funnel bribes from foreign shitholes and can barely form a complete sentence?

Sorry for thread splitting. Someone can report the other one to have it removed.

>>23560364
I'll say the same thing I said when my grandmother was worried about getting Corona from chicken. If you're handling raw chicken and touch your mouth, coronavirus is the least of your worries – salmonella is much more lethal. Cook your fucking chicken, retards.

>>23560359
I wish I could afford etsy. If I knew fuck all about options I think I would buy etsy calls in a dip.

>>23560422
HERE
LET ME PROVIDE AN ILLUSTRATION
YOU FUCKING KNOB

>>23560382
at least half are underwater

but some shorts may have covered and new shorts could have jumped in with better cost basis with the rally upwards

>>23560326

>>23560445
>visiting /pol/

>>23560476
Speaking of which I've had chicken breasts marinating for 48 hours. Can't wait to get home and grill them up!

>>23560502
Bullish as fuck.

Anyone have an option profit calculator? I saw someone post it here recently

>>23560520
>sucking cock

>>23560440
Hmm I guess I have been too much of a pussy to dump some of my savings into anything. You are right that it makes nothing sitting there

>>23558455
Hey you changed the links for bears to links for bulls. I don't like that.

>>23560502
Thanks anon!

>>23560547
nigga I had been on /pol/ since like 2013 right on through 2019. Since quitting visiting there my life has improved for the better. All the demoralization, shills, and other doomer trash gets old after a while.

>>23560536
optionsprofitcalculator(dot)com

>>23560520
are you telling me you don't autistically visit every board and mark threads of interest to shitpost in one after the other?

>>23560536
>option profit calculator
literally just google this firs link

>>23560520
/pol/ is a flaming bag of shit inside a larger dumpster fire, but the big social media platforms are running 24/7 interference for Biden and reddit is reddit. If there's literally any good websites left I'd be glad to hear it.

>>23560596
/pol/ is tolerable if you come there looking for a specific event or topic, if you're just browsing it's unusable

>>23560596
it's fun to visit when there's a major news event happening and to see all the dumb reactions
the rest of the time it's pretty gay
I spent too much time in /cvg/ earlier this year though

>>23560596
It's the only place where real news gets posted and discussed, if you've had so much time on there you should know how to distinguish between relative posts and JIDF slide threads

>>23560502
BULLISH

>>23560614
I only frequent /biz/ (specifically /smg/ and no crypto trash), /sp/, and /tv/. the based trifecta

>>23560490
People are scared now because msft earnings didn't do much to the stock. But etsy is in a different situation. Still a lot of mask sales, but I'm not betting on that. I'm betting jewelry and toy sales have went up by a lot. I really want to get back in. Hope it is cheap enough tomorrow.

>>23560683
I go there for happenings, and yes like any idiot can sort through shareblue trash. But it's pretty much not worth it when I can spend time in /smg/ or outdoors

>>23560699
>Hope it is cheap enough tomorrow.
iktf

Apparently trumps website got hit with ransomware

>>23560730
It's only foreign interference when it targets Biden though

>>23560722
I so spend way more time here now, most of the important stuff spills over to here anyways

>>23560699
msft earnings happened after market close

>>23560524
That's too long anon. All you are doing is breeding bacteria slowly and that changes the flavor because they make vinegar. No more than 24hrs. Preferably 12hrs.

>>23560348
Did I ever say anything is wrong with that?

Why do people respond like this, lol...

Considering going in with about 5k into SPY puts if tomorrow premarket indicates it'll be a rough day. Any chance of another -800 point day though?

Dubs and GME +20% tomorrow.

>>23559222
An ETF, faggot. ARKK has a pretty good record and beat SPY this year. No effort required on your part and pretty steady gains. You won't get rich, but you will get richer.

Fuck.. did you know Melania Trump posed nude back in the day before she met and married trump? I sure didn't.. Used to be a model you know.

>>23560823
dubs and down 20% tomorrow

The neat thing about having investments in Japan is that when everything else is down it tends to be green. Not by much and in truth it doesn't do much but it's a nice feature on a red day.

>>23560823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23560823
Dubs and GME is delisted tomorrow

>>23560833
(you)

>>23560634
arguing /smg/ has not been turned into a reddit colony by subhuman plebit refugees.

Exhibit A:
GME circeljerk and reassurance when it used to be everyone coming up with their own ideas and invariably calling them retarded no matter if good or bad.

Exhibit B:
>>23560294
>>23559047
SUPPPPPPEEEEERRRRHEEERRRRROOOOOS!!!! MAAAAARVVVVVEEELLLL MOVVVIIIESSSSS!!!!!>>23559740

Exhibit 3:
>>23559740
Long gay political history lessons on socialism

Exhibit 4:
>>23559424
TECH AND ALT ENNEEEREEEEEEEE!!!!

>>23560823
dubs and GME crab for eternity

>>23560823
Dubs and GME becomes the first 3 trillion dollar company

>>23560876

UPS mooning AH before earnings tomorrow morning. Hop in the gains truck before it's too late nerds.

>XLF broke uptrend and 2 support levels
>V is at support level and reports earnings tomorrow

>>23560876
>used to be everyone coming up with their own ideas
in /smg/? lol
>>23560888
kani time it is then

>>23560823
dubs and GME +40% tomorrow.

>>23560888
Nooooo

>>23560888
No no no no bros please it hurts too much already

>>23558674
How tf do you blow it with 100k!? That's the point where i start making some serious dosh with minimal risk compared to the risk i take now

>>23560888
checked

>>23560888
FUCKIN' CHECKED.

>>23560831
ARKK has only been in existence for 5yrs.

Green day tomorrow boys, I sense retail fear

>>23560776
Ah shit. Is it still edible?

>>23560876
>claims leddit posting basedjak maymay
>literally uses leddit spacing
go back niggerfaggot

>>23560876
>retard
>mad about Gamestop
>basedjack poster
>capslock screeching at anything you don't like
You ARE the insufferable reddit nigger, dumbass

>>23560911
Too late sonny we crab now
>>23560888

>>23560888
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WHA THTE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23560911

>>23560975
And they have beat SPY every year. What's your point?

>>23560888

>>23560598
>>23560619
How accurate are these figures? Thanks

>>23560983
Yeah just cook it good.

>>23559222
Gamestop, obviously

Discuss my free money strategies.

>>23561037
very, IV will make a difference.

>>23560894
who is that? doc guy, cant remember name

Here's the thing; I don't care what kind of movies DIS puts out. If I like it, I'll go see it. If I hate it, well I won't. But long as the movies rake in DIS a shit pot of money from the consumer masses then hey that's all that counts if your a shareholder. Same with T,Comcast, and Viacom. When profit is on the line check your personal opinions at the door.

>>23561051
Ok thanks anon.

Ahem, excuse me sirs for forgetting my image.

>>23560059

>>23561087
Yo..u were marinating in the fridge, right?
Right!

>>23561007
that was Japan opening :^)

>>23561058
DPZ buying GME confirmed?

>>23560990
I can't fucking stand soijack posting

I'm pretty confident if every just shuts the fuck up about CRSR it'll be fine since usually whatever starts getting meme posted eventually leads to 300 posts of people buying the top and then crashing it into the ground

>>23561100

>>23561100
You better enjoy eating chink pussy

>>23561100
Just delete the app and walk away.

>>23560404
>I want to suck on her mommy tits!
This is 100% ironically the correct amount of concern one should have over politics.

Fucking congress not passing the check bill. I've got no free money thanks to them to bag more (save) T-babies with. Fucking heartless bastards... How could you?...

>>23561129
>CRSR
>all those gaps on the hourly
lmao that shit will dump

>>23558455
You guys placed money on ANT ipo right?

>>23561113
Yes I'm not quite that retarded

>>23559603

When the tech bubble pops her funds are going to get ass raped. Honestly all she does is allocate most of the funds to tesla.

>>23561129
I don’t remember anyone else talking about it. But I also am very skeptical. That gap anon is spooking me. Maybe should buy a put.

The only money I've lost in GME so far has been when I dipped my toes into calls. Instant red dildos every time. Hodling shares has been fine. Actually, you can probably blame me for these past 2 days. I bought 11/20 calls on Friday. But don't worry, I sold them today because I was margin called and wanted to keep the shares. Moon mission is back on track.

>>23561240
I doubt she’s a net buyer of Tesla this year

The dollar Is about to blast through the stratosphere

>>23561021
They seem to only beat SPY by coincidence, particularly because they're overweight TSLA. Compare them to QQQ rather than SPY by the way, they are more similar.

>>23561233
Kek, I don't need to. I own a shit pot of C stock. C owns a shit pot of ANT shares/gets a hefty cut. So ANT does good, C does good, I do good.

>>23561286
Bearish for stocks?

>>23561129
>>23561259
Look at this shit.

>>23561240
she was into tesla before it became the meme it is today. ark has many other disruptive companies on their radar but tsla is a cash cow right now.

>>23560990
>/pol/ is a flaming bag of shit inside a larger dumpster fire, but
>"so i agree but" classic effeminate inability to just say what you think and always try to compromise.
Id bet fat stacks you 100% are one.

>>23561342
>cash cow
Not anymore. Did you even see Q3 reaction. ARKK is a shitty version of TQQQ

>>23561315
Yeah usually, if dollar is rising in value then money moves out of stocks and into cash and bonds, If you don't want to short you can try trading VIX or TLT

>>23561286
As a Canadian with 90% of my net worth in USD, I'm okay with this.

>>23561346
>he even looks over a person's post history that's unrelated to the current argument like a r*dditor
you're just outing yourself even harder lel

What is their endgame? Is this their final form? They have already achieved final bogdom. What's left? Boghood? Have we all been lied to? Their mere presence has accelerated our evolution. Will they finally cleanse us of our beastly idiocy so we can join them on their plane of existence? Also why does the bog-pill only come in suppository form?

>>23561359
I don't blame you for that, you guys seem absolutely fucked

>>23561346
>autistically psychoanalyzing 4chan posts to try to justify being a lazy mindless soijack spammer
filtered lol

>>23561378
It's not even a conscious forex hedging choice, I just buy stocks I think will do well and they're almost 100% American (one is a Taiwanese ADR in USD). The only Canadian stock I hold right now is a biomeme.

>>23561100
Checked. Your money will come back.

>>23558455
Red day tomorrow folks. See you after another 10% drop in the snp

>>23561373
what the fuck are you talking about smoothbrain that was the original comment i was responding to holy shit lmao

>>23560876
>implying that /pol/ also isn't filled with people from leddit and the 2016 election
>implyng ledditors haven't been ruining *chans for the past 10 years
>implying you're not a ledditor

>>23561374
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

I've lost $1,500 this month. Hold me bros. That was half my life savings.

>>23561460
you dont lose until you sell

i hope you didnt buy some shit like GNUS which will never recover

My niggers what is SPY going to do tomorrow?

The market is pricing in election turmoil. SPY +10% if there's a clear winner on Nov 4.

>>23561460
Obviously a larp but haha, there are people on this board unironically like that.

That was today's loss for me, but no issue I only have a few managed global funds.

Imagine not buying the most valuable resource in the world at literal 90’s prices
Oil is the ONLY way to guarantee 100,200 or even 300% returns in the next 1-3 years. Be greedy when others are fearful

>>23561504
its going to 330

>>23561495
>you dont lose until you sell
Unless it expires.

>>23561388
>"checkmate sir, consider youself blocked, what do you think of that! thats right, you heard me"

>>23561440
DOUBT. Big boys in tech have earnings this week.

>>23559613
Where's your 4x?

>>23559422
>>23559422
>>23559422
>>23559422
merge breads

>>23561495
I sold half my shares because of shorties

>>23561525
>Obviously a larp
Yeah...haha...

>>23561533
counterpoint: oil is dumb and gay and I hate it, extraction technology has outpaced demand and there's a firm price cap below $50 imposed by shale

>The French government is envisaging a month-long national lockdown to combat a rise in coronavirus infections which could take effect from midnight on Thursday, France's BFM TV reported on Tuesday.

Imagine having no children, no family, no god and slowly growing older. The clock slowly ticking down and the youthful boasting of hedonism being long eaten by the fear of the great beyond. The options being darkness or hell.

This is the normal boomer in the west. If eating children would give his 70 year old body just a week more to live he would do it. And instead of allowing people to live and go back to their lifes, and taking the small burden of dying due to flu, they would rather have us all stuck at home and unemployed. And our politicians will do the bidding of a voting population that has an average age of 55.
The gouvernment won't even lower the pensions because they would get voted out.

God I fucking hate boomers.

>>23561504
It may go up. It may also go down.
>>23561286
It's stable desu. Been in that 1.15-1.2 range to the Euro for months

>>23561525
>there are people on this board unironically like that.
There sure are

>>23561100
>75 buys
jesus h christ

>>23561445
>attentionwhore tripfags telling people to go back

>>23561533

will be

>>23561460

In about a month. GL out there

>>23561571
it will be okay bro.

>>23558644
Id wait for ~205

>>23560898
How annoying i shouldve never bought those calls. Get bamboozled out with a hige premium and sell a decent chunk near the bottom. Fairly sure it was algos as ive seen the stunt one too many times.

Wouldve been better off with my usualy strategy rather than losing money on those buy calls. At least my usual strategy nets me about 1k a week.

>>23561100
How are you down so much? Iv crush?

>>23560888
Am I literally the only one on this board who fucking loves crab stocks? NAK is my dream come true. Just sell puts and turn around and sell calls constantly and rake in the premiums. Its great.

>>23561333
What are those? Yearly candles? It just ipod

>>23560833
Gimme the pics or shutup about Mommy.

>>23561378
You don't know the half of it.

>>23561357
I tried UUP a few weeks back yet I got fucked on it...

>>23561357
Also, how do you know that it is primed for a blastoff?