/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck newfags.

>>23547938
Daily reminder unicorns are easier to find. Cope

AHHHHHH I'm bleeding out bros! Vote Trump to save us

GME was a scam. Sorry.

>>23547938
First for china gambling

Why wont GME stop fucking dumping this is ruining all the profit I had off it since august ffs

Can’t believe I listened to you chuds and bought GME at an ATH when it was above $15. Just sold that shit for a loss fuck you guys

Vix up another 3%. Vix at 33 with stocks near ATH. I also have inside information by being an analyst at JPM, huge market sell off this week.

>double my money in one week on a lucky bet
>lose all my gains the following two weeks
How do I contend with these feels?

Is DIA worth picking up with the Dow tanking the way it is? It's further away from its 52-week high than SPY or QQQ is, but it's also the boomer index so I'm not really sure. I've got $11,500 left over from my last sale just sitting in my brokerage.

>>23547969
Lmfao you seriously bought GME? You deserve this

I trade boring stocks for reliable returns. I only lurk for memes.

me am teh poopy pants O_O

>>23547938
based op

>>23547958
>People who bleed

>>23547970
show me a new trade or three you're taking that hasn't completed yet using them and where your stop loss would be.

Got out of GME while still profitable yesterday

>>23547958
>Not all people with periods are women
>Picture shows nothing but women
Really gets the noggin loggin

>>23547963
im pumping my bags on these losers if it dips to my $12 stop loss

>>23547990
I bought GME options starting at less than 6$ asshole.

>>23547880
Yet it perfectly called the bottom and bounce point on GME here - >>23547747
Maybe you're not using Fibonacci properly.

My sister has been coming into my room suddenly, once or twice a day for the last week. She then will make an excuse like, oh I thought I put my shirt in here, or did you see where something went, etc.
Why.

GME

Reminder that if you sell your GME while it's down, your never going to make it

>>23548011
So is it going to dump all fucking week then, even with consoles coming out? What happened to 20$ plus!

>>23548027
she's lonely
talk to her

>>23548027
Shes trying to see your GME gains anon

Bob Swan is bagholder now, kek.

Give me the unbiased rundown on Home Depot

>>23548011
I made a few bucks, it’s not much, but at least I made something off of that shit company.

>>23548044
>t. bagholder

>>23548027
trying to see your benis

>>23548027
I think you know, stud.

RTX vs LMT
V vs MA
Also since HOG is mooning does that mean other car stocks are a buy that havent mooned yet?

>>23548047
I don't think she's lonely. I've been watching an anime with her for the last few nights, I also started a minecraft server that I turn I keep on so she plays it while I'm working, and we sometimes play together.

Damn. I wish I bought more nio at that dip yesterday. It is violently recovering.

Rest of portfolio is bleeding but I am almost breakeven for today thanks to nio

>fell for the GME scam

I'm going to let you in on a secret anon, everyone here is trying to scam you into holding their bags.

Not me though, I have your best interest at heart. So here's a freebie, SPCE will be a 10 bagger in 5 years.

Muh uptick rule
muh SSR

So we're buying Cyberpunk 2077 in 3 weeks right?

>Did some math and discussed some DD with frens about 2 months ago
>Set targets to sell some time in 2021
>Ignoring price action because e-commerce pivot won't demonstrate consistent revenue growth until Q1 2021 earliest
>Spend every single day for the next year drowning in the most retarded /pol/ shilling the blue boards have ever seen
>...
>drowning in the most retarded /pol/ shilling the blue boards have ever seen
>every single day
>for another 6 months minimum

>>23548095
*that I keep on

>>23548056

Very good company, can't go too wrong, one of the few retail stores that will survive amazon apocalypse, but I imagine they are pumped a little bit because of corona

You guys are fools I dont know shit about stocks but I know to get out of a stock when its a dying company thats up 300%.

GME bros, Microsoft earnings report starting at 4:30est, you can listen to them here.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/Investor/
Might be worth it.
Sony is a bigger one to listen to, as PS5 makes up a bigger part of their business but still.

>>23548109
She wants to spend time with you man, cherish it

>twtr

>>23548095
How old is she?

>>23547980
Can’t believe I listened to you chuds and drained my wife's son's college fund and bought GME at an ATH when it was above $15. Just sold that shit for a loss fuck you guys

why did i buy this and should i sell and get a tax break

>>23548127
21, I'm 24

>>23548115

Is this nearly guaranteed good news? Or could go either way?

30% of my portfolio is microsoft

>>23548115
Buy gme just before market close then?

please pump

>>23548124
w-w-who???

>>23548138
Weird.
Here's a suggestion: Ask her what's up.

>>23548139
I don’t know anything about Microsoft other than Xbox and their rev sharing deal with GameStop.

stock markets are manipulated crap and you won't win anything from it
prove me wrong
>pro tip: you can't

Facebook calls retard from yesterday. I’m recoooooveringgggg

>>23548027
i've seen this porn before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8

Never doubt America's willingness to get fucked over by its government.

Palantir chads rise up!

>>23548044
>>23548053
>>23548115
>>23548142
>>23547969

>"mind holding these for me anon? thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnks!"

>>23548139
Sony has market dominance for next consoles

Friendly reminder that stocks only go down.

>>23548153
I think I'll just flat out mock her for being lonely next time she comes in.

>>23548095
maybe she just wants to spend more time with you, nothing wrong with that

>>23548138
She's your fucking sister and it sounds like you're close. She's just being a woman.

>>23548169
That's roo early. Please deal with kikebook going down until Thursday.

>>23548184
Not after the Bethesda purchase.

>>23548184
Next console is gonna be cloud based. Bet on MSFT or A

dear janny,
please remove and ban the porn posting degenerates
thank you

What earnings to gamble on for today's after hours? Thinking of TWOU

>>23548192
They haven't even got a game to release

>>23548186
based autistic brother

>>23548139

Microsoft's biggest new thing is their Games As A service platform and it has been very successful. It's going to gut GME like a trout.

what is this pattern called?

>>23548170
>comedy

>red day
>gme fud in this general goes through the roof
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN

>>23548164
Jokes on you I turned 800 bucks into 1100 in just 9 short months!

this shit going to keep up for the whole day or are markets going to pick a direction? the fuck is happening?

>>23548217
>OOOOOOOHHH
>AAAAAAAAHHH

>>23548213
GME got a revenue sharing deal with them up the ass please stop you’re embarrassing yourself.

>>23548226
That's better than a 1% savings account so you have no right to complain

>>23548217

>>23548227
It's pretty gay desu

>>23548227

>>23547938

Mfw i fell for the Oilbro meme back in June

>>23548227
Its going to last all week senpai

>>23548256
rare

>>23548279
I was promised a crash :(

>>23548274
me too but I sold a few weeks later because I realised oil is the next steam engine

THAT VIX SPIKE

>>23548256
Jesus. What the fug are they on

>>23548222
I don't know why they're so angry, they're getting GME for such a good price now

>>23548067
>>23548078
>>23548210
You joke but the last two times we shared a room together (one time was in a hotel and we shared a bed) she was schlicking it and masturbating with me there. I thought that she thought I was asleep. It was loud and audible and she was moaning and also the moment I felt the shaking and quivering of her clearly orgasming I put my hand on her head and just said STOP, and went back to sleep and she froze and stopped.

When I confronted her about it later she said she was so embarrassed and that she was doing it in her sleep and didn't realize. I told her about how she did it another time as well and she was even more embarrassed.

I wish I was making this up.

>>23548238
Kek, not even high yield savings accounts give a full %

>>23548294
the majority of investors just turned bullish today.
we are likely to see a short rally befor a major correction

>>23548226
I turned 7k into 6k in 48 hours

>>23548227
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhEIGARmRU&feature=youtu.be&t=1386

Anything gonna save my 5 PRTY 3c 11/20?

>>23548191

if you're still holding stocks or calls, you are retarded

I GOT FUCKING BOGGED

>>23548310
Is she hot anon

>>23548310
Here's my unoriginal and predictable reply to you: Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>23548310
i want a cute anime maid who is disgusted by me yet still is forced to serve me every day

Ok I'm gonna say it. GME is retarded unless you one of the first gen believers at 8 or less. If ur in at the point grats ur set. Sure you can double or triple your money from the current range but you also expose yourself to bullshit manipulation and games.

Hell if I threw everything I had into Jets 3x airline ETF or some other random vaccine post covid world play my money would 2 - 3x as well but I wouldn't have random stupid 10 - 20% drop days.

Betting on GME to squeeze is betting against the rich jews that control the world. When have they ever lost?

>>23548310
I've seen this movie before

>>23548312
Oh yeah, that's right, they lowered it to sub 1%
My capital one high yield savings was 1.5% this time last year when I opened it. As of this post it's dropped an entire point to 0.5%. They decreased it by like 0.1% a week over the course of a few months in hopes people wouldn't notice, fucking slimebags.

>>23548310
We need pictures please
American psycho isn't around to post his street walkers

WTF just happened with Facebook?

>>23548343

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23548016
every cartoon on that picture is of a subhuman tho? How can they be women if they're not even human?

>>23548310
SIGH
*unzips*

>>23547938
based

>>23548358
If you think im going to listen to a guy who has anime girls like that saved on their computer you are dead wrong.

How high do you all think VIX will rise into the election?

>>23548358
Taking advice from a Fat Fetishest

>>23548027
She clearly needs cock.
Rise up, bro!

>>23548104
Already have

>that vix spike
how long until they domp eet

>>23548358
Why would you even have this pic saved? Consider sudoku

>>23548394
at least 40? idk

>>23548310

>>23548337
What level of retardation are we talking about? Just the fact of being in site is a clear indicator of how bad your iq already is.

>>23548006
>people who bleed
Everyone will beed soon.

Crucial Covid vaccine data expected from Pfizer this week now unlikely to come before U.S. election

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/27/crucial-covid-vaccine-data-expected-from-pfizer-this-week-now-unlikely-to-come-before-us-election.html

>>23548463
There's no stimulus or vaccine ever

after making $800 by buying AMD at close and selling it in the premarket idk why i even bother trading intraday anymore.

>>23548310
>she was doing it in her sleep
Im sure you are just LARPing to get these underage traders horny but if real I think we both know how much of a bullshit excuse that is.

>>23548345
She has a very boyish/thin frame, I usually mock her about looking like a teenage boy from the side and how she looks like a child because she does. Basically no boobs, very thin but still has a butt because she works out her legs and abs I guess.
It's kind of that stereotypical body you would see used as pedobait for clicks on pronhub or whatever.

based fib lines

Shorting HOG feels like a no-brainer right now.
Am I gonna get HOGGED? Stop me before I nExT bLoCkBuStEr myself.

I hope you boys are loading up your KO under $50. Make fun of my boomer stock all you want but I'll be the one laughing as I retire under 40.

>>23548358
>>23548124
Post more fat bitches I need to increase my testosterone before the coming dump

>>23548310
just fuck your sister dude, it'll be weird but it can just be one of those things you never talk about later.
me and my sister (2yr age difference) made out when we were in college once when we were drunk, we just don't talk about it even though we both knew it happened.

>>23548489
i love her

Blockbuster Vidya

>>23548489
Do you think she's hot?

>>23548498
>I'll be the one laughing as I retire under 40.
based. no one ever looks back on their life and says i wish i spent more time working

Daily reminder:
Even vaccine news wont save markets, because most people wont vaccinate themselves.

Guys I think the market is selling off because of the uncertainty surrounding the election. I'm hoping there's enough of those shy trump voters in the swing states, but Moody's has convinced everybody that Biden's better for the market. We need to do all we can to convince the shy trump voters to get out and let their voices be heard.

>>23547958
The Virgin Tampax vs The Chad O.B.

>>23548507
How did that meme even come about?

>>23548294
I think it will be volatile all week and then gap down hugely on monday with mass suicides and rioting on Tuesday. Enough action for you? ;)

Reminder that market sentiment for a crash is at a high, and market sentiment is generally an inverse correlation to what will actually happen with the market.

>>23548358
>>23548507
disgusting, cowardly, low test ect.

>>23548532
I don't know.

>>23548558
JPMorgan said if Trump is reelected SPY 400 EOY

>>23548546
No self respecting human will accept whatever vaccine is pushed on them

Post YFW you will never be able to have someone as cute and fun as anon's tomboy sister.

>>23548546
It's the fucking flu, nobody cares that people vaccinate or not. Vaccine news will move the market regardless because it's all bullshit anyway.

Remember to buy UVXY before its too late

>>23548489
Stop LARPing faggot and if you're not, fuck your sister.

>>23548587
Who the fuck is JPMorgan? We're talking about Moody's.

>market sentiment is generally an inverse correlation to what will actually happen with the market.
The market sentiment is that stocks always go up. Europe is collapsing and so will USA in a couple of months.

>>23548609
Whatever you say.

>>23548577
checked does this mean we will gap up post election? i figured with the ACB confirmation it would remove some uncertainty regarding the election.

New GME buy target: $9.40

>>23548609

>>23548617
Yeah because accidentally getting my sister pregnant would go over so well, I'm sure.

>>23548618
JP Morgan was a fat moustached fuckface that hindered human progress for profit.

>>23548463
A vaccine isn’t anywhere near completion except for the one for the oligarchs.

6x by January guaranteed

>>23548310
can you use a tripcode so i can filter you slightly more easily? thanks

>>23548609
You guys are fucking retarded. It's been proven that covid damages organs of 70% of the "asymptomatics" for life.
Vaccines are fucking meaningless, a tool used by governments so people don't panic.
Vaccines will be pathethic and nobody will vaccinate either.

>>23548577
bingo

>>23548659
>doesn't know what a condom is
They really aren't teaching kids shit these days.

>>23548659
You're a LARPing faggot. Go back to r/incest with your degenerate fantasies.

>>23548666
so you're saying you're a fan, satan?

>trump is gonna win and maga!

Fuck everybody talking about GME like the stock is dead. Fucking shit has been pumping on a pattern for 3 weeks now. I've been timing this shit hard with the 5x's the autism of people who play Train Simulator games and you are all pussies. This morning was this week's bottom. Go look at the pattern for yourself.

>>23548659
that's why you fuck her in the ass, faggot

>>23548614
How late is too late?

>pumping on no news at all after two brutal week
>bull flagging now
>insanely high vix
Hope today is the day.

>>23548618
>MOODYS (who I’ve never heard of until right now) SAID BIDENS BETTER THEREFORE TRUE

>>23548708
No 9.40 is the bottom and it'll hit around thursday>>23548713

So many good pnds last week and there has been barely anything the last couple days. Boring as fuck

Gentle reminder: https://apps.who.int/flumart/Default?ReportNo=10

That said, retards will still force a lockdown again. And that also said, there should be a relatively high number of flu deaths due to lack of immunisation during the warmer months.

>>23548697
>>23548698
I'm NOT lying, and it's definitely not a fantasy of mine to do her, I've never thought of her in a sexual way. It's YOU guys who are saying to fuck her, I never even considered it.

>>23547958
I will make them bleed

>>23548703
I mean if I was in the shoes of an elite I would be too busy enjoying all that profit to even give a fuck about the common man so I guess I would be just as bad...

>>23548577
Why the fuck do smug contrarians always think they are about to be proven right once again?

>>23548705
he must be stopped >>>/wsg/3665227

>>23548639
If Trump gets in we'll gap up huge. We all know Trump doesn't actually give a shit about the Chinese Virus and knows it's just a bad flu. It makes more sense to him to create emergency portable hospitals at some locations if theres a rapid influx of hospitalized patients rather than shut everything down to prevent that happening. All that uncertainty about the election and the virus will vanish overnight. They'll probably pass a small stimulus bill as well if they manage to overtake the house (unlikely) and keep the senate(likely)

If Biden wins, Im selling my stocks and waiting a few months to see what happens.

>>23548708
dead company and business model

>TRUMP'S GONNA WIN AND MY STOCK WILL MOON YOU'LL FUCKLING SEE BEARS YOUFUCKING RUINED MMYLIFLIEFELIFLIMYOUEWRAUHIOFEUFWJHI

>>23548759
Console release is still a few weeks away. $5 eoy but this could also be the rug pull.

>>23548677
which broker are you using Krautbro?

>>23548761
Is this video based or cringe?

>>23548800
>console release
Normal people buy their consoles at walmart and target

>>23548743
>I never even considered it.
You definitely considered it.

>>23548803
flatex. Looking into lynx now because of premarket trading.

>>23548697
As an aside, condoms aren't foolproof. Every other time I've used a condom it's broken on me (and I put them on properly). It's gotten to the point that I swap out condoms during sex because I don't want to wear one out and break it. I doubt I'd have sex with any woman that wasn't on birth control for that reason. Condoms really cannot be trusted.

>>23548489

I should get the fuck out now right

who was the idiot who sold me AMD?
thanks anon i was hopping to catch a chiepy today

>>23548823
fuck you, maybe after what happened but definitely not before.

>tfw missed the dip
FUCKING SHIT

>>23548684
jeez you faggot, lock yourself up in your basement, be scared and stfu about Covid

Think my UVXY 20c for friday are safe?

Wait a minute. These Moody's guys are literally islamic simp sukcucks.

>>23548826
Having sex is absolute degeneracy. Cringe.

>>23548659
>what the fuck is a condom.

Are we really having to go through three $13 wars again coomers?

>>23548684
Put your tinfoil hat on or the aliens will get you
>made up bullshit with no scientific backing is real because da noose said so
fucking inbreds.

>>23548860
Yeah sex is for virgins.

>>23548863
See: >>23548826

>>23548840
yes

NEE going up post split now

we are green now

>They think the dip is over

>>23548826
Magnums are usually good for slightly thicker dicks but if it's tearing I've found that if either because it's stretching because of too much friction from the lube wearing down/girl not being wet

>>23548866
There's no time for gme to squeeze before the market crashes. They have to put out the news now.

gme has fallen to 11 from 15 before, then shot back up. the consoles haven't even dropped yet. i don't get the memes

>AAPL
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>23548878
dead
cat
bounce

>>23548866
be greatful we are not at 9
i think 12.90 can be a solid support atleast for today, considering the morning pain is over

>>23548893
Yeah that's probably it.

>>23548851
I mean we're all considering it now.... Might as well embrace it. You're the one that told the masturbation story.

What buy now? Also checkem

So how much is the xilinx purchase going to dilute AMD's share price? Was this it or more to come?

can anyone recommend a good shortterm buy rn?

>>23548803
ING

>>23548899
Paper hands with shot dopamine receptors from the past few pumps don't what to do when we have red days

>>23548487
nah, i believe him
i remember when i made my cousin cum from a massage pad she was sitting on
she was like she "peed" because i was playing with the massage intensity settings
i know she fucking orgasm'd and i was a naughty boy knowing the changing the massage pad settings up and down would stimulate her

and now it's awkward to talk years later

why would a girl openly sit on a massage chair bad "the wrong way" though, your back's supposed to on there, not your cute little crotch
btw we were both underage!!

>>23548708
It's not that GME is a BAD play but there are better plays. Most anons seem to be GME long rather than trading the fluctuations. If thats the case then why don't you hold stuff thats at 52 week lows? Stuff like airlines literally sitting within 10% range of the big March crash low and set to double or triple next year.

What are human beings going to stop flying? Its free fucking money. Now if you've been regularly profit taking GME good for you I have nothing to say but reading comments on this board most anons seem to take the hold long approach to stock.

>>23548843
>he didn't buy low
>he didn't buy some more at $79 an hour ago
lmao ngmi

>>23548933
Checked

>>23548840
put it all on amazon, its going to moon on christmass

NO AAPL YOU NEED TO DIE

>>23548950
fuck lol wrong pic

you're welcome to fap to my story. my cousin is slim and cute that i had an orgasm when we were tickle fighting

>>23548937

AMD values it at $143 a share and that's trading around $126 now. Only thing that can stop it now is ccp to say no to the deal.

crsr tho

>>23548878
>>23548913
Put it this way, after a big red day like yesterday we didn't have at least a 1% up green day for a rebound. Past few months most red days have a decent green day following it. If this crabbing around the line is all we can get we're fucked.

Big money will pump it EOD then everything will dump after close

>>23548893
>Magnums are usually good for slightly thicker dicks
America has absolutely retarded restrictions on condom size for some reason. they all fall within a relatively narrow range, even magnums. I forget what the numbers are exactly but if you're in the top or bottom 20% or something you cannot buy a proper fitting condom in the U.S.

HOW THE FUCK IS SNAPCHAT STILL UP THIS MUCH?

SHOULD I BUY SPY PUTS

Y/N?????

>>23548756
that is my analysis as well. we shall see how it pans out in the coming week.

>>23548959
Oh my god....

>>23549002
i am up 3% on AMZN in 2 days dude

>>23548922
You won’t get her pregnant if you cum down her throat anon :3

>>23548666
Put your fucking mask on NOW

>>23548959
>Most anons seem to be GME long rather than trading the fluctuations.
/smg/ is so fucked

a 3-month play, maybe 6 months (if Q4) is not long-term

Everyone who got in from August or early September are just AAAAAAAAAAAAA because they just lost a good chunk of their unrealized gains for not scalping. But the play was always to bank on a fast recovery, maybe even a short squeeze, by Q3 or Q4, and if that doesn't happen well you'll still come out with a small profit when we cash out a few months later

that's certainly working out very well now for us, feels bad in hindsight not to have scalped on something that moves up and down 10% daily

JUST DON'T AVERAGE UP ANYMORE YOU DUMBASSES

>>23549016
OH YA $SNAP LET'S SQUEEZE THOSE SHORTS HAHAHA MAKE SURE YOU COVER RIGHT NOW CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON #BULLISH

>>23548310
>>23548489
What was the other time you were talking about?

There's a reason brother/sister complex is such a common thing in manga. It exists all over the world.

Unironically don't f your sis tho. You have to be the big man here even if she wants it.

>>23548684
Post proof then.

NIO desperately trying to make up for my GME loses

I only come to the business and finance board for the degenerate incest stories. Feels good to make it.

>>23549069
he should however, record her schlicking on tape for our pleasure
would be a bullish signal

>>23548583
>I don't know.
>with a period (.)
don't do it man

incest is not worth the awkwardness with her for the rest of your life. She's going to be married to another man eventually

>>23548489
Also: it's that "mocking" her body that probably gave her this complex as well.

I think people need to fap before posting on /smg/. Clearly they have sex on the mind and they think this subject is something of interest to serious anons. I don't want to hear about your slags, your toys, your mouth/dick/anus stories. Seriously. You marginal motherfuckers are disgusting

>>23548749
this is normal now stop shitting up my thread, scum

>>23548922
Also show her off to the board

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just averaged up on my GME calls. Lets get some fucking money!

>>23549118
>I don't want to hear about your slags, your toys, your mouth/dick/anus stories.

This anon is absolutely not making it.

what is the short float for gme now?

>>23549118
NGMI

i own aapl stock and this shit is mooning for earnings report

>V below 200 DMA
umm hello?????

>>23548583
>yes

If you did have sex with her it would be some of the best sex of your life because of the taboo involved.

It would be like doing heroin. Most people agree doing heroin is retarded but they also don't realize it'll make you feel better than anything you could ever experience sober.

>>23549058
FUCK YOU, BICH WHORE

>>23548684
>It's been proven that covid damages organs of 70% of the "asymptomatics" for life.

>>23549020
Longer dated ones for Dec/Jan? Sure
Short dated ones? No
Algos are keeping this market from taking a massive shit and can change sentiment based on some random article released online somewhere.

>>23549142
On the 13th it just updated to show 160% which means it might be approaching 200%.

HERE WE GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23549151
dubs and I sell all my NIO stock to buy GME at the dip

fuck, now i have to fap because of you losers

Holy shit, these faggot's over at Moody's want to see a weak dollar. They're literally in the tank for the radical left. They want to destroy America because they hate Trump.. FUCK MOODY'S!!! FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSES!

>>23549125
Based. I wonder how how much I'd need for a nice car rental and a bodyguard so I could go to the boroughs and piss on bums.

long/short portfolios are extremely comfy

>>23549040
Yeah, no. I don't wouldn't want to see her face while doing it, I'd probably cover it with a pillow or pillowcase or something.
Fuck you guys seriously for getting my mind wrapped into this garbage.

>>23549069
We were sharing a room because we were visiting family in another state, she was panting and schlicking it in bed. I emphasize the schlicking part because the sound really can't be confused for something else.
>Unironically don't f your sis tho. You have to be the big man here even if she wants it.
Thanks bro. I will be the big bro she deserves.

>>23549128
No, she's an actress, so that would be pretty bad. The fact that Hunter Biden was tied to getting a footjob from his niece due to identifiable body blemishes is reason enough to not.

>>23549085
https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4429378/0/asintomaticos-organo-afectado-cuatro-meses-contagiarse-coronavirus/
Hospitals are getting full in Europe already and the second wave has just started. Have fun denying the reality guys.

>>23547958
Trump should have banned sodomy and transgenderism.

HOLY FUCK IT'S GOING DOWN 11200 EOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23549014
This is kinda true but not as much as you make it sound.
I have a huge dick. Top .1% in girth and top .1% in length. (I did lots of research when i had condom problems). Thankfully the first couple girls i banged i never used a condom. A girl gave me a condom once and it was TIGHT. If i used a regular condom i would probably lose my dick to blood loss, that shit hurts.
But if you buy MAGNUM XLs they fit okay, they are a little tight and a little short though but I figure it makes little sense to make condoms for only .1% of the population.

I have inside info from JP Morgan. Markets will crash this week. Screen cap this

Basically only plebiscites don’t get this but let me just say it, AMD + XLNX = NEW NVDA. AMD 1000 end of decade, yes it’s a 9 year hold now. Enjoy :0)

>>23549173
DID MY WORDS PULL A STRING ON YOU SHORTY? BETTER COVER RIGHT NOW HAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA GET SQUEEZED #BULLISH

>amd
Fucking why

>>23549208
Priced in

DIE SPY DIE

>>23549190
pathetic stick woman

fuck me i was almost break even from my all year losses and this gme dump killed me for using x5 leverage

>>23549171
>it'll make you feel better than anything you could ever experience sober.
What about a walk in a snowy forest?
What about a swim in a lake during a sunny autumn day, or a rainy or foggy summer's day?
What about sitting at a campfire in the rain, moon shining upon you as you take it all in?

>>23548826
lol, just lol at disgusting sex havers.

i've seen this story before

>>23549196
so, what are they buying to bet against the dollar?

>>23549205
>I don't wouldn't want to see her face while doing it

Sounds like you already made up your mind. Don't forget the heroin too.

>>23549233
>woman
anon... I-

>>23549205
Do you guys not realize that everything this anon is saying is false and that he's just jacking it while everyone plays along with his fetish fantasy?

>>23549243
I bet they have STD's

>>23549205
>The fact that Hunter Biden was tied to getting a footjob from his niece due to identifiable body blemishes is reason enough to not.
fucking liberals ruin everything

how much more roon for growth is still in this shit, can it get to 4k?

>>23549239
r u me?

>>23549208
Ahh yea. Some no name newspaper from fucking Spain is totally a legit, 100% scientific source.
Go back to chasing windmills there Mr Quixote

>>23549292
easily $3.5k, everyone is bullish on that company right now

>>23549292
I'd be very happy with 3500

>>23549256
They're buying Biden campaign ads.

>>23549292
Hold till earnings report Thursday then sell Friday/Monday for the election dump

>>23549239
are you ok retard?

why do you buy risky scam pennystocks?

AND WHY THE FUCK WITH 5x LEVERAGE?

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>BUYS THE OIL DIP
>BUYS IT AGAIN
JUST

>>23548705
Trump is gonna win but the country as a whole will keep getting shittier because the POTUS just doesn't matter that much.

>>23549241
Lmao! I've done all that, heroin is WAY better. Don't kid yourself. There's a reason people throw their whole lives away for that chemical.

Hedonism is retarded. We naturally seek pleasure but we should not make it our priority.

What the fuck? Earnings are happening like AMD that weren't scheduled to happen. Fuck me.

Also dude just hug your sister. And I mean one of those big sexual hugs with her tits smashed in your chest. You know what I mean where your hands go to her ass. If she is into it you will know quick. If not you can play it off as a hug.

>>23549302
>"No name newspaper"
>Unable to look for other sources
>Only American science is valid
Stop wasting oxygen, you're an ignorant

>>23549165
>tfw bought at 206

>>23549322
if you think trump is gonna win you're a dumb qanon niglet

>>23549322
>the POTUS just doesn't matter that much.
Not when literal commies have comprimised at least all of one party, maybe both.

>>23549292
don't show me that or I'll kill myself over not buying when it was sub 100$

>>23549357
>>23549357
>>23549357
new thread

>>23549228
>not diamond-handing your putterinos
ngmi, Insh'Allah, my brother

>>23548045
I didn't fall for the 20$ plus meme, but I at least thought it was hitting 16 before this happened.

We all knew this was coming eventually though. We all knew it was going to drop again some time before Q4, but we just didn't know when.

>>23549324
>There's a reason people throw their whole lives away for that chemical.
counterpoint: people throw their lives away for women and booze as well
I'll stick to my lake and forests
and the booze of course

>>23549292
It will probably dip a bit with everything else during the election but could definitely see $3500 EOY

If there was ever a stock that needed a split though AMZN would be it

Post YFW anon ISN'T lying and comes back tomorrow suicidal because his sister rejected him and told his parents.

>>23549325
Molesting your sister isn't worth the risk of your family sending you to counseling. Counseling is super gay.

>>23549327
That shit science though.
If you take healthy people who had the cora but no symptoms, and test different organs for issues of course you are going to find issues. But there is no proof that any damage is corona related
How many young people get their organs checked on a regular basis?

>>23549325
>Also dude just hug your sister. And I mean one of those big sexual hugs with her tits smashed in your chest
She has zero breasts anon. I'm /fit/ so it would be my man pec-breasts against hers. I'll just poke her but later and ask if she's been working out. I kind of want to see her reaction.

Oh fuck I just remembered she was talking to me last week asking about what kind of girls I liked and I said the kind of girl I could beat the shit out of, and she thought that was funny, but I said I really didn't know probably someone not retarded like her because she's smarter than probably 90% of women.

She then said something about the kind of girl that would be good for me was one that was more like a sister, and my mom at this point got into the conversation too.

AM I READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS

>>23549400
He doesn't even need to make advances though.
Just letting her "catch" him masturbating would do the trick.

>>23549384
Retard-kun you missed my point entirely.
>and that's not a counter point

Bro's why are you telling this guy to fuck his sister, he should fucking somebody elses sister.

>>23549446
Come over to the new thread. This is getting hot.

>>23549442
70% of young, healthy people who had coronavirus have organs damage but there is no proof that it was caused by it. Yeah, it's normal for young people to have brain damage. Sure.

>>23549461
Jesus loves you, Anon

>>23549495
Unless they had a checkup before corona virus that confirmed or disproved the existence of the conditions, you can't prove that it was caused by the virus

>>23549496
Retard-kun are you christfagging while encouraging incest?

I love Jesus and Jesus loves me. I'm not a hedonist, I'm a genuinely good christian telling anon not to have relations with his family.

>>23549316
i thought it was a stablecoin just waiting for a push up, i fucked up

>>23549446
God I miss the wincest stories for '06 /b/

Godspeed you glorious faggot and make sure to update us

>>23549552
I'm devoted to chaos desu

>>23549545
Can you prove that it's normal to find 70% of young people with damaged organs? I don't think so.

>>23549221
Nigger

>>23549565
that's how you learn.. trading is a marathon not a sprint

>>23549221
dude your intern told us everything about it days ago

>>23549616
The onus is on you to prove a positive statement.
"Coronavirus caused organ damage in 70%" is different from "70% of corona survivors have organ damage"

>>23549249
How does it end? Taking the niggers banks?