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ITS HAPPENING

>> No.2354764

BUY THE NEWS

>> No.2354766

>>2354757

YAS FANALALY

>> No.2354784

They're probably thinking "Wow, this looks like shit."

>> No.2354786

>>2354757
LETS GO JARED!!!!

HE WILL TAKE US TO THE STARS AND BEYOND

>> No.2354787

IT'S TIME

>> No.2354788

>>2354784
If so, I'm finding the nearest, tallest bridge.

>> No.2354789

Oh fuck please moon today

>>2354784
If so I'm out

>> No.2354794

>>2354784
keep coping my man

those who have faith in based Jared will be rewarded with eternal affordable NEETdom

>> No.2354809
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2354809

DGB about to Lamborize us senpai

>> No.2354817

Even if they don't win, this is merely the beginning for Digibyte.

>> No.2354821

>>2354784
they're probably thinking, "why should I invest in this shit when cumcoin (CUM) on yobit is at 2 sats and the sell walls are razor thin?"

>> No.2354826
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2354826

Kek wills it again...

>> No.2354830

>>2354821

lol

>> No.2354831

>>2354821
kek

>> No.2354832

>>2354821
gave me a good laugh right there haha

>> No.2354847

>>2354821
kek

>> No.2354858

are we mooning right now? is the price shooting up from all the hype?

>> No.2354861
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>>2354784

>> No.2354870
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>>2354821

>> No.2354876

>>2354821
kek

>> No.2354881
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2354881

>>2354757
So.... DGB will become a normie coin?

>> No.2354911
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2354911

WHERE ARE THE ANIME BITCHES FUCK!!!

IM OUT!!!

>> No.2354920

https://mobile.twitter.com/DigiByteCoin/status/873060886864207873

$18 TRILLION DOLLARS in trade can be modernized with DiguSign!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK

>> No.2354934

>>2354920
GO ALL IN, GO ALL IN, DGB JUST MADE THIS A 2,000 COIN, HOLY FUCK

>> No.2354942

>>2354821
Thanks for the laugh, just bough 1 BTC worth :>)

>> No.2354948
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2354948

WE STILL HAVE THE 10TH TOO

GET ON OR GET LEFT BEHIND

>> No.2354955

>>2354934

going all in!

not really.

>> No.2354954

>>2354757
>DigiByte might win some shitty hackathon and win a drone or some shit.

literally why is this a big deal?

>> No.2354959

Jared looks sharp as fuck in that 18 trillion photo damn

>> No.2354975

>>2354764
This. buy the news and sell the dump ;^)

>> No.2354981
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2354981

>Big dumb picture of a boat in the middle of the slide
>No design flair whatsoever, just a plain white background with black text on it like a middle school project.
Absolutely abhorrent. I have to sit through vendor presentations from various players in across media virtually every day at my job (enterprise marketing at a major financial services provider) and they all look infinitely better than this. There is no excuse for this. For fuck's sake, you can hire a presentation designer on Thumbtack for $100 dollars which will make your powerpoint look amazing.

>> No.2354986

>>2354981
This looks worse than a power point presentation I made for grade school.

>> No.2354994

>>2354981
he doesnt need a fancy presentation he just dropped his huge dick on that competition with this blockchain tech

>> No.2354996

>>2354981
>>2354986
guess thats it boys

just flush all your dgb down the drain before he gets to the next slide

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2355001

BIG NEWS HOLY SHIT

Sources have heard that Jareds plan after this is to get shit faced and start a fight with the winners from last year

More to come

>> No.2355002

>>2354981
Oh my kek

This is what you retards are investing your life savings in?

At least pick a good coin, jfc

>> No.2355008

>>2354981
>>2354986
prepare to be blown the fuck out.

digibyte and it's Blockchain tech will be adopted and your fud can't stop it.

this is easily a $1 coin.

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>>2354981
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAA

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2355018

Pls win me money jared.

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>>2354784
>>2354981
>>2354986
>>2355002
See you guys in the next "Laugh at DGB FUDers" thread lmfao

>> No.2355024
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2355024

we be mooning now!

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2355032

Bumping for thanks from 300% profits since I bought in.

>> No.2355033

So let me get this straight. There's a rumor that DGB might be picked up by a financial institution meanwhile there's a coin that's already been picked up by an even bigger financial institution and said coin has a lower market cap than DigiByte

I would love to see this moon as a result of this

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2355040

Same fagging to post dgb chan

>> No.2355045
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2355045

>there are actually people who listened to yesterdays FUD and sold

KEK

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2355053

>>2354981

I am all in for DGB.
But damn, he is right - these slides look absolutely horrifying for such a company.

But on the other hand that is absolutely okay. It is a tech company, not a marketing agency.

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2355063

Fuck it Im In. Putting 5ETH in after this transaction goes thru.

>> No.2355078

>>2355053
Except he needs to market it right there, there's no excuse not to just hire a designer to make him some slides for a few dollars, especially for something this important.

>> No.2355079

>>2355033
which coin is that anon?

>> No.2355098

>>2355053
>Gee, I'm sure glad we went with Bitcoin instead of Digibyte; those slides were awful!

>> No.2355108

>>2355078
>>2355053
Presenting 101 - its not about the design of your backdrop, its you yourself.

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>>2354757
I bought $10 worth, should I get more?

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>>2355078
Old school Microsoft, Apple, google, and amazon ALL looked like shit yet they're some of the most valuable companies on the planet.

Not saying dgb is at that level but don't underestimate solid technology.

>> No.2355128

>>2355117
>bagholding all that ark

>> No.2355141

>>2355128
whats wrong with ark

>> No.2355143

>>2355063
No confirmation dick

>> No.2355149

>>2355127
Things have come a long way since 20 years ago, yes that powerpoint presentation would look very good if you compare it to the 90s, but you can't say it looks very professional for this modern age. Not saying a power point presentation is a make or break for DBG but it certainly wouldn't hurt for him to put in the effort for it...

>> No.2355150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rW6qGiWRC0&feature=youtu.be&a

DIGIBYTE AT 6/7 CENTS MENTIONED ON TV, IT TOOK BITCOIN YEARS TO GET THAT!!!!!!

>> No.2355153

>>2355078

You could also argue that he should have hired a personal trainer for presentations. I did this once for a friend of mine, who pitched a business idea at a contest.
But boy, this is time consuming.

If he (the presenter) can talk better with slides he produced, the slides may look horrifying but the outcome is okay. A worse result would be good slides and bad presentation of them - because then the people think you are just all talk.

>> No.2355189

>>2354757
When will the results of the competition kick in?

>> No.2355201

>>2355189
It already did when DGB jumped from 1850 to 2350 today.

Or did you actually take the "buy the news" meme serious? Enjoy those bags.

>> No.2355209

>>2355108

This is as correct as it is wrong.
If you need to present stuff like numbers, everybody who listens will drop dead, if you ignore the power of well drawn graphs and start to open tables.
This begins with the choice of the correct visualisation (Candles? Lines? Stacked? Piecharts?), goes along with the amount of informations and ends with the feckin choice of colors.
Same goes for the sheer amount of text, its size, font etc...

You can be a genius in your field and have a good product - if you completely botch the slides and cannot fix it with yourself, it is bad, no matter how you look at it.

Still, I saw worse (way way worse...).
And the guy seems to know his shit. I am confident that he is able to present this stuff. My DGB will stay in my hands, some mistakes in some presentation slides are nothing that can shake my confidence.

>> No.2355219

>>2355079
Ripple?

>> No.2355225

I bought 100k at 111sat can't wait for my lambo

>> No.2355233

>>2355219
Zcash you nigger faggot.

>> No.2355241

how do you guys work with sats? I can barely figure out to work with BTC when every altcoin is .0012341283 btc. why isnt there a USD option?

>> No.2355244

>>2355201
>Or did you actually take the "buy the news" meme serious? Enjoy those bags.

It is not a meme, newstrading is most likely older than any of us.

But many many people mistook the presentation as a news, while it is only a spark to create the rumors. Thats why it is still wise to buy in - the news will be e.g. a partnership of DGB with a major partner.

>> No.2355267

>>2355241

A matter of practice.

It is like adapting to a new currency - after a few days, you get some points to hang on (e.g. "15 RMB can buy me dinner") and your head starts to handle the rest. May take a bit longer with sats tough...

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>>2355225
We shall ride together Digi bro

>> No.2355279

UMM GUYS

They found out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rW6qGiWRC0&feature=youtu.be

>> No.2355288

>>2355233
Ripple has like 10 bank partnerships so go Zkys

>> No.2355289

>>2355244
We'll see. Either way I wouldn't risk it at this point. Enough people bought today because of the anticipation. This feels like a mirror of the ETH conference and subsequent megacrash.

>> No.2355295

>>2355288
>said coin has a lower market cap than DigiByte
...
>Ripple has a lower market cap than DigiByte
Learn to read Tyrone. This is why we have NiggerCoin now.

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>>2354757
if anyone sees this, I'm currently sitting in a park on my phone because my parents kicked me out. Been following DGB and tried to get my identity verified, taking forever.

Anyone wanna toss me a couple DGBs?
DNPMeL3i6jBX1KhShkshK7jzgurkaB7kLs

I"ll pay /biz/ forward when I"m back on my feet

>> No.2355319

>>2355141
Nothing bro, coin is solid

>> No.2355328

>>2355289

True, but I still think that is a bit different.

>> No.2355364

>>2355279
MAINSTREAM DISCOVERY PHASE INITIATED

NORMIES WILL STILL TAKE YEARS TO ACTUALLY BUY

WEW LAD

>> No.2355394

>>2355364
Seemed like they were mocking it, right after showing an EA chart. I think we're ok for a bit, that Asian bitch defintiely wants the big crypto dick tho.

We should start meming how unsafe this shit is and start fudding about being hacked to buy us some more time.

>> No.2355406

>>2355233

Nobody's touching zcash because its still down 90% on its initial price

>> No.2355410

>>2355394
Nah, normies are starting to get a whiff of crypto gains.

Give it another year max before every coin goes parabolic.

>> No.2355413

>>2355241

I convert them to usd by multiplying by the current value of BTC

>> No.2355415

>>2355301

Try posting more someone will be gullible enough. If you're that hard off you should be looking for a job not playing day trader

>> No.2355423

>>2355410

I'm waiting to hear crypto ads on the radio before I truly panic

>> No.2355425

>>2355423

Do you hear adds for stocks in your radio?

>> No.2355523

>>2355150
Holy shit

>> No.2355606

>wake up
>dgb is down again
Fucking weak arthritis riddled handed faggots.

>> No.2355637

>>2355269
Digits all over your DGB buys. Shadilay!

>> No.2355840

sold everything i have on alt coins, some for slight losses

got about 420 in DGB, don't let me down Based Digi i belive in you

>> No.2355905

>>2355150
sheeeit

>> No.2355960

Come on guys, lets fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80&feature=youtu.be
D6zqN1LLhTdx1V5w8dysVL4GFg4EWJJYGv

>> No.2356054

>>2354757
Someone got some dgb to spare?
DTq8tGz5u8kL3tzSUrtSMUqEmWXXYt8uM4

>> No.2356082

It's going to crash and burn lmao

>> No.2356099

>>2355117
Maybe up it to $25 or $50? You're consolidated into two good coins in ARK and ETH, but depending on when you bought them, you might want to trade in some of the gains on one or both of them to make a play on something else. I like to rebalance from time to time and keep my top two (BTC and ETH) at 1/3rd each of my portfolio and diversify the other 1/3rd. As a result I have about $1000 spread across 12 other coins.

Just a thought.

>> No.2356102

>>2356054
Fuck off nigger
>>2355960
Fuck off nigger
>>2355301
Fuck off nigger

>> No.2356123

Is there anything more pathetic than beggars?