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How can i be more like Dan?

>> No.23539967

>>23539959
Skip leg day

>> No.23539975

>>23539959
you mean broke, with a persistent form of gonorrhea and soon in jail?

>> No.23539980

strip clubs are pretty easy to work dude. Even with like 5 grand you could get every woman in there to be your pretend girlfriend for the night

>> No.23539991

Have a dad who was worth hundreds of millions of dollars

>> No.23540000

Make sure your dad stashes some money away for you before he goes to jail, then have leaked documents show that you’re paying a bunch of models a salary to walk around and take pictures with you

>> No.23540011

>>23539975
pic doesnt seems to say the opposite

>> No.23540081

>>23539959
>Get an scamming dad
>Receive gibs from him
>Lie, lie, lie
>Be a failure on everything you do.
>Have two heart attacks
>Steal valour
>Scam people from their money
>Behave like IG thot
>Run off to trhird world country
>Neck yourself

There, you're a Dan

>> No.23540094

>>23539967
>>23539975
>>23539980
>>23539991
>>23540000
>>23540011
>>23540081
still gets more pussy than you faggots

>> No.23540113

>>23540094
Dan. S’up?

>> No.23540124

He never looks happy this dude. Something in his eyes that is of. That being said I would leave wife/children if I could live his life.

>> No.23540139

>>23539959
have a rich dad and pay whores to hang out with you. also be a manlet kek

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>>23540094

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>>23540094

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23540214

>>23539959
Be born with a trustfund and no integrity.

Bilzerian is the bugman's idol.

>> No.23540276

>>23540081
Kek

See that recent video that has his scammer dads name all over his business documents... hope you enjoyed the last 10 years dan time for prison

>> No.23540548

>>23540094
Only a female or jew tries to turn men on each other. I for one am not competing for the most pussy.

>> No.23540940

>>23539959
I actually feel sorry for this guy. He's chasing things that clearly aren't fulfillung him. You can tell if you see him in any video interactions where he hasn't prepared before filming. He seems very low energy, run down, bored, sad, and his laughs are all obviously forced.

>> No.23540985

>>23539959
Ew gross all four of those girls are putting their poopholes and peeholes in his bathwater and he's just sitting there.

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23541071

>>23539959
This seems like a thread for retards so one of you is bound to have the female Vitalik edit. Post it for me.

>> No.23541082

>>23539959
Misconseption here

You dont have to work out most of your life to live like this

Dan is buying girls

All you have to do is have money

Then boats and girls come automaticly attached

>> No.23541093

>>23540094
>Paying models to pose with you on your rented yacht
I don't think he has sex with any of them desu

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23541127

>>23541071
Im not

>> No.23541139

>>23539959
Be a faggot

>> No.23541147

>>23539959
be really ugly and surround yourself with 5s.

>> No.23541160

Lol you don’t want to be Dan

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>>23541127
thanks

>> No.23541377

>>23540094
So the fuck what faggot? If I was a trust fund kid Id be fucking countless 10s you fucking moron. You will never fuck even a 7/10 but keep on worshipping this trust fund kid. And I have nothing against Dan either, I think hes a boss and Id do the exact same thing if I was in his position.

>> No.23541386

>>23541147
Not defending this faggot OP but you incels are unbearable
>Implying you've ever laid a finger on a girl even remotely as attractive as the girls in OPs pic

>> No.23541397

>>23540094
based dan, you tell these incels

>> No.23541410

>>23541386
>Calls others incels
>Doesn't have sex either
Those bitches are a 6 at best lmao, look at them individually.

>> No.23541419

>>23540094
Nice projecting there, virgin. Have sex.