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I just got a job offer in software engineering for 105k. I'm 22. Why is business so easy for me? I don't have a degree, I was arrested at 18 for marijuana with intent to distribute and got kicked out of school. I bought a house 3 months ago for about 200k in a major city in the south.
Seriously, am I a protagonist? This shit is getting to my ego... How do I not let it control me. I feel like I'm better than others, but I know what it feels like to be humbled, so I'm scared I'll relapse into bad choices like I did when I was 18. I really don't know what to do with myself. I traded my adolescence for ((their)) monopoly dollars.

>> No.23533469

>>23533429
eat 7g penis envy

>> No.23533484

>>23533429
>fishing for complements
>on anime worshiping forum

>> No.23533502

>>23533429
shut up faggot. be happy with ur shit now because it can all go south real quick

>> No.23533503

was gonna call you a cunt but unironically a 5g shroom dose in a silent dark room would set you straight

>> No.23533509

>>23533469
I do shrooms regularly. It's probably been 6~ months though. The last time, my ego dissolved and I felt like nothing; not sure why that scared my so much

>>23533484
What compliments? The money means nothing you sperg. I want to know why you all aren't rich; I don't even try. I'm not particularly smart. Am I just getting lucky?
I have played video games 50% of my work from home

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23533533

>>23533484
This

>> No.23533559

>>23533533
>>23533484
OK take the number out of the equation then faggot. I make more money than I know what to do with ATM, I feel like I haven't earned it, and for some reason shit is going right for me. It scares me. But yeah whatever this is /biz/ so what did I expect

>> No.23533603

>>23533429
humbleflex

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23533616

>being a workcel codecel
>"im the protagonist"?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGb88gsFL7R/

>> No.23533626

>>23533603
you retards look at a stupid jew monopoly dollar and cant help but feel intimidated. NEETs are the only real flex here, genuinely. I'd trade it all in a heartbeat. I'm the fucking outer party retard. This is hell.

>> No.23533748

>>23533429
I make 80k as as software engineer in the nyc metropolitan area. It feels very insufficient.

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23533752

>23
I make 106k last year, and I tripled it on crypto this year using machine learning code I developed.
You're not special, you're just another shit coder pot head who thinks they're "gifted".

Here I am saging your attention whore thread.

LOL

>> No.23533755

>>23533626
Please go to therapy and start to gain self knowledge and self improvement. You clearly have a lot to work on.

If not a LARP, i'm glad you're making good money anon, but it won't solve your issues as you're quickly learning.

>> No.23533781

>>23533748
You’re being underpaid boss I was making more than that as a jr dev

>> No.23533852

>>23533429
Enjoy the moment, in about 6 months your brain will recalibrate your relative position in the hierarchy, and all you will be able to think about is how the people above you don’t deserve more than you lol. Human brains are fun. Congrats to you though kid I bet your dopamine is going wild right now

>> No.23533866

>>23533429
shut the fuck up retard, I got a 200k offer at age 22 for a SWE position at a FANG company, im still there now making 250k+ at 24

People get offers at two sigma/neflix/snap/unicorn startups that are >$300k right out of college, youre not nearly as cool as you think you are

t. I also have a 6 figure link stack

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>>23533781
I know I just had to take it because my old company I worked for exploded and I was looking for a job for a year plus without ever getting any luck with job applications, and I got this offer during corona so I figured I had to take it. The last time I got accepted to a job for 85k I asked for 90k and they dropped me because they said it showed a lack of interest in the company so I felt like I couldn't really ask for more this time.

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>>23533429
You sound like the sort of chad who'll find out about Zeta Protocol on your own but hey, here's a helping hand.

>> No.23533914

>>23533429
Nobody cares about your humblebrag, faggot

>> No.23533916

>>23533752
>I make 106k last year, and I tripled it on crypto this year using machine learning code I developed.
I'm looking into doing something like this and I have been using these as a reference: https://github.com/firmai/machine-learning-asset-management
Do you think these references are any good or should I look elsewhere to learn?

>> No.23533931

>>23533429
i'm a wagie and i vote democrat so that rich people like you get taxed into poverty so you can suffer with me lmao. biden 2020, tax the rich, 100% tax rate on income over 50k/year.

>> No.23533992

>>23533603
Very true, oh man.
>t. 24k USD a year manual labor chad

>> No.23534023

I tried to make 20 dollars yesterday on GoFundMe but got banned

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23534028

>>23533429
start a family, by the time you are 35 or 40 you'd have 8 kids, 8 little Chads and Stacies, you'd be pretty based, as for now you just have the potential.

>> No.23534035

>>23534023
26*

>> No.23534049

>>23533931
Based

>> No.23534053

>>23533429
You sound like a pajeet or arab

>> No.23534056

>>23533559
You're only 22 so it's pretty early in the game for you. Just make sure to live frugal and put some money away while times.are good. When bad times hit you'll be used to a low cost of living lifestyle and youll have plenty of savings/investments to rely on.

>> No.23534108

>>23533626
Then trade it???? What’s stopping you retard?

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>>23533429
You are a protagonist but, you're in a really fucking shitty shitty anime where the anime character has their money hoarded away like a dragon but you live a shitty ass fucking bullshit boring life and no girls wanna fuck you. Then you die. Fin.

>> No.23534346

i made 110k this month trading crapto. I literally feel depressed and bored of life. Nothing changed in my life

>> No.23534374

>>23534346
>i made 110k this month trading crapto
how?

>> No.23534385

>>23533429
Fuck off retard. I have made 500k in crypto by sitting on my ass and shitposting. Not everyone is a poorfag

>> No.23534404

>>23534374
trading uniswap scams and margin trading

>> No.23534694

Thread full of larpers and bitter faggots. Sad

>> No.23535279

>>23533429

Flex on people in lesser positions than you with tips Kappa

Software Engineer eh, so what do you actually... do? UX? UI? I've done Desktop Engineering w/o a degree but I always assumed I needed a degree for Software