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>> No.23529920

finally green. fuck you all :) :) bobo chad here ama

>> No.23529926
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i hate fucking money im logging the fuck off of the fucking computer

>> No.23529932

dead cat bounce

check em

>> No.23529937

DYUMPING ABOUT TOPO CONYINUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23529942
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23529947
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23529947

its gonna fucking dump

>> No.23529951

There no crash happening.

The last dip going to happen after the election after that stocks will rise

>> No.23529952
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23529952

BUY HIGH SELL LOW IS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE

>> No.23529953
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23529953

>Mr Wonderful has something for me
>Start Engine dot com

>> No.23529962

When will we get the news on Pelosi?

>> No.23529965
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>> No.23529966
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23529966

H hey... *wheeze* any wor *cough cough* any Workhorse chads still here?

>> No.23529971

Anyone else here bought FB calls? Earnings come out in 3 days and they're expected to be 12.2% up.

>> No.23529972

Where's the gme fish anon?

>> No.23529973

>>23529962
Too bad that twinkie kook didn't shoot her along with harvey milk

>> No.23529977

>>23529962
not soon enough

>> No.23529983
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23529983

Thinking of buying 5 SHW 700 Nov 20th calls as a play on earnings tonight, but this looks bearish to me.

>> No.23529994

>>23529947
yum

>> No.23529995
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23529995

PLTR bros!
How has your day been!

>> No.23530002

>>23529966
never selling my fucking horse
checked

>> No.23530006 [DELETED] 
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23530006

lawyers wont help theyre all for profit jews

hurr give me 400$ an hour to talk on the phone

nah you cant even sue people in usa

>> No.23530007

>>23529966
No nigga sorry

>> No.23530020

Has anyone a take on private security like ADT or CACI?
Most competitiors are still private, but there may be significant upside,
if they actually go trough with defunding the police in blue areas.
Also there may be an erosion of self defense laws and gun laws around the corner,
like banning semi-auto rifles or the McCloskey thing, yet i'm still afraid to go into
ADT since the are still losing a lot of money.

>> No.23530023
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SECOND DIP INCOMING SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23530024
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>> No.23530031
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23530031

the only person that could cheer me up right now is the Streetwalker anon but he's gone forever

>> No.23530042

>>23530006
But how much do you lose if RH fucks you?

>> No.23530049
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23530049

I'm going to hold!

>> No.23530050

>>23529900
>mini pump with vix over 30
it's gonna dip really fucking hard after lunch

>> No.23530051

>>23530031
all we can do is pray that he's sucking dick himself right now somewhere, whether it's on the street or in a jail cell after the police found his basement full of hooker skins

>> No.23530056

NOOOOOOOO FUCK EVERYTHING I SOLD BECAUSE OF MAJOR LOSSES AND WENT ALL IN VIX AND SQQQ NOW I HAVE DOUBLE THE MAJOR LOSSES. IM FINANCIALLY RUIIIIIIIINED

>> No.23530057
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23530057

AMD AND GME DIPS BOUGHT
BACK ON THE GAIN TRAIN TOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.23530065
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>>23529995
Pretty fucking good

>> No.23530072

>>23529900
>Down 2%
>Crabbing
Cringe cope

>> No.23530073

>>23530042
all of it, and it's not even an 'if' he's definitely never getting that money back, ever, he admitted that he tried to lie to them about his own trades because he was gonna an hero so now even if he tries to go to court they can pull out those e-mails and make him look like the dumbass schizo that he is

>> No.23530079
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23530079

SQQQ/TQQQ bros...

>> No.23530101

>>23530079
tqqq will have to drop to < $125 this week for me to have lost money on the puts I sold at the bottom today

>> No.23530105

>>23530073
What a fucking retard

>> No.23530115

>>23530072
Yeah keep buying my options fucking paypig

>> No.23530118
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23530118

Probably gonna buy some AT&T if it drops a little more.

Here, have a Trump livestream: https://youtu.be/phN31IhPjf8
He just finished saying that next year will be very good for the stock market.

>> No.23530120

>wake up
>check portfolio
>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>go back to sleep

>> No.23530126

>>23530101
redpill me on writing tqqq options

>> No.23530128

>dad is going all in on hydrogen and american weed

>> No.23530132

>>23530073
story'?

>> No.23530134
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23530134

Are we done dropping GME?
Are we done?
You got that out of your system?
Ffs, now we have to wait until tomorrow to gap up again.

>> No.23530137

>>23530118
>He just finished saying that next year will be very good for the stock market.
AHHH SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23530143

>>23530073
>Kpop anon is confused
>Kpop anon committed fraud in its confusion

>> No.23530144

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if futures hover around 0% by EOD

>> No.23530147

>>23530128
>hydrogen
Disown that retarded faggot.

>> No.23530152

>>23529966
I’m Riding dat horse to the grave anon

>> No.23530155

Digits for big dip incoming

>> No.23530156

i dont like this, how can we go back to last week's price after being teased with almost $16

why can't it just be a gradual crab upwards, i dont want a rollercoaster

>> No.23530171

Hey CLF faggot, why aren't we going up?

>> No.23530173
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>>23530155
thank you jesus, just sold AAPL calls

>> No.23530175

Sell your shares than pussy

>> No.23530176

>>23530155
fuck

>> No.23530179
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23530179

>>23530155

>> No.23530186

>>23530155
take it back!

>> No.23530189

Reasons retards give to colonize Mars:

1) “We’re destroying/overpopulating Earth“— fixing those problems on Earth is way cheaper and more feasible than trying to make a barren rock millions of miles away from Earth habitable. Colonize Antarctica first, you faggots.

2) “Muh human progress space exploration, reach for the stars”— again, even squandering trillions upon trillions of dollars building a Mars colony is not going to get us anywhere near living in Star Trek. If you really want a utopia, why don’t we fix the social and economic problems on Earth, first?

Can single one of you Mars faggots refute this? Elon can suck my dick.

>> No.23530191
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>>23530120
>waking up at 3PM

loser

>> No.23530195

>>23530156
how would we buy cheapies if it didnt go down?

>> No.23530198
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23530198

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23530209
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>>23530126
It's free money

>> No.23530213
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23530213

>>23530155

>> No.23530214

>>23529900
>msft
>aapl
>tqqq
>amzn

will i be rich? im up on everything except for fucking aapl i timed the market good but aapl was my first ever purchase and i just retard'd during the stock split

>> No.23530216
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23530216

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.23530217

>>23530143
What was the post that was deleted? I missed it.

>> No.23530219
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23530219

BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!
>BUILD ME A GAIN WORTHY OF MORDOR!

>> No.23530220

>>23530191
This morning I 'went to sleep' around 3 am est, woke up at 4 to check PM, then back to sleep until 7:30, clocked into work, then went to sleep again until 9:20

>> No.23530223

>>23530189
No niggers or libtards on Mars

>> No.23530224

>>23530189
If there is no frontier left to expand to, humanity will begin to decay and rot as those with power seek absolute power for no reason other than it gets their dicks hard.

>> No.23530225
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tfw no Dunkin

>> No.23530230
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23530230

>>23530155

>> No.23530231

>>23530147
I can't convince him otherwise

>> No.23530232

GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS NOW

WE'RE RECOOOOOVERING

>> No.23530234

Nancy and Munuchin is 30.

>> No.23530235
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23530235

>>23530137
Well it depends on the election, if Kamala wins (through Biden) the market will go down.

>> No.23530236

>>23530073
Absolutely delicious. This made my day. Thank you, 41% rule.

>> No.23530237
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>>23529900
Why didnt you trust me, dudes?

>> No.23530242

>>23530132
the story is I was a retard for feeling sorry for a schizo that likes kpop and posts in here because I thought he was getting screwed over by RH but he accidentally mentioned that really they aren't screwing him over, he tried to lie to them and is just getting what he deserves
basically he had 40K in his RH, dropped to 8K on a bunch of bad trades, presumably at that point tried to lie to them about hackers making trades on his account, was going to an hero, but now that GME is actually doing well he's back up and over 40K and wants the account back

>> No.23530243

>>23530209
What's that chart? I'm new to options. I was thinking about selling a covered call.

>> No.23530246

>>23530232
good luck

>> No.23530259

>>23530189
it's called diversifying you dumbass, if earth gets a black swan event like the a huge meteorite, then humanity is fucked forever

>> No.23530263

>>23530235
but will ADT go up?

>> No.23530264
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23530264

>blew a $50k CFD demo account in 3 hours
have I made it bros?

>> No.23530266

looking like a very stronk recovery lads

>> No.23530272

GME bros.......

>> No.23530280

WEAK FAKE RECOVERY IT'S GOING DOWN TO NEW LOWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23530282

>>23530243
it's in the blog post I copy/pasted at the top
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>> No.23530283

>>23530264
good job, you learned that paper trading accounts are fucking useless because no one will take risk management seriously

>> No.23530284

>Thought I was getting a deal on WKHS at $20

>> No.23530285
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23530285

heh a few thousands lost won't hurt at all, not all

>> No.23530295

>>23530220
this will age you

>> No.23530301

this reminds me of 8.75 and Cohen's surprise 13D afterhours

please im starving for my dopamine fix

>> No.23530306
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>>23530155
Pussy nigga your digits won't do shit.
I would unironicallly heem both Bogs.

Fight me niggers

>> No.23530309

aapl never going back to 130 is it

>> No.23530310

Based SNE my only green stock

>> No.23530317

>>23530272
If it hadn't been the russell doing most of the work it would have meant something but this is bullshit.

>> No.23530318
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>>23530242
What a fucking retard

>> No.23530319

>>23530284
You are.

>> No.23530326

>>23529995
>Up 7p
Pretty good

>> No.23530333

GME bros... You didn't sell the bottom, right?!

>> No.23530338

>>23530223
>>23530224
Unless the Fourth Reich takes over and starts an Aryan-only space program, you bet your ass any colonization teams would be diverse as hell and probably full of libtards. As for the “frontier” bullshit, I say again: even if that were true, colonize the inhospitable parts of the Earth first, faggot. Surely that’s enough frontier for a few hundred years, at least.

>> No.23530343
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23530343

>dragonfly doji on spy

>> No.23530344

>GME
>13.81
GME took 15 away from me and it's somehow making me happy with 13.8 after beating the fuck out of me

i think im in an abusive relationshi

>> No.23530346

Something suspicious about this rally. Dont tell me its the stimulus talk at 2 pm driving it up with the likely inevitable dump tomorrow. Who even programmed these algos?

>> No.23530350

load up on SPY puts here boys, sell everything you have and go in SPY puts, trust me, you'll be a millionaire by EOW

>> No.23530352

>>23530134
I bought the GME calls it's going to rise now.

>> No.23530354
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23530354

>portfolio -13%

>> No.23530355

Just got up, what the fuck happened?

>> No.23530357

>>23530282
So when writing a covered call for TQQQ, wouldn't you want it around $136 so it most likely expires worthless and you keep the premium without getting assigned? I just want to make sure I'm understanding things correctly

>> No.23530364

>>23530242
>constantly posting k pop
first redflag right there

>> No.23530365

>>23530333
Unless I get jew'd later in the day I might have actually bought the bottom.

>> No.23530367

>>23530338
>colonize the inhospitable parts of the Earth first, faggot. Surely that’s enough frontier for a few hundred years, at least.
There's nothing there in Antarctica, or a desert in bumfuck no where. That's why we only have research teams.

>> No.23530368

>>23530295
I know the fe because I work nights. If you want to get anything done during the week I have to sacrifice sleep. I usually go to bed around 5am, wake up naturally at 9-10am to obsessively check /smg/ and my portfolio, force myself to sleep again around 1pm, and then get up for work around 4pm. It's the fucking worst.

>> No.23530375
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23530375

Behold Him and his fat divvy. Today's is a gift given to you on a platter if you got the green to take advantage of it. Earnings have told the tail;His divvy is safe and solid as hell. So worry not and take advantage of the gift while it lasts.

>> No.23530376
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23530376

BIGboys are resilient.

>> No.23530379

>>23529900
Look at GME during september crash, it will go down and after a week of loses some shorts will capitulate and squeeze a bit, hold that shit

>> No.23530391

>>23530338
>colonization teams would be diverse as hell and probably full of libtards.

Technofuhrer Musk would never allow such thing

>> No.23530392

>>23530319
Don't think they're an outright scam like NKLA, since they were building trucks before electric became the hot new thing, but the contract is starting to feel like battery day.

>> No.23530393

I sold AAPL $114c for this friday. am I a fucking retard?

>> No.23530402
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23530402

>genius ceo
>next gen tracking tech
>small team of competent engineers
>"america rules. fuck terrorists and wokeness" the company
>astronomically undervalued

uhh anon.. you like money right..

>> No.23530405

>>23530343
>meme analysis

>> No.23530407
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>>23530263
Trump said ADT is a meme stock and its shareholders will "never make it". Sorry anon.

>> No.23530410

>>23530357
i'm not selling a call, i'm selling a put. I'm betting that tqqq will go down, but not dramatic gap down to $100 in a week. If I was selling a call, i'd sell it further out and watch the buyer get massacred and rebuy it back later.

>> No.23530412

>>23530393
>selling calls on a red day

>> No.23530414

>>23530237
Anon.
You need to namefag as trustyanon

>> No.23530415

>>23530333
I will never sell. I bought more at 14.3 tho, I should have waited

>> No.23530426

Odds I buy GME 2 mins before close after it tries to doomp again.
Evens I buy tomorrow at open.

>> No.23530427
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23530427

>>23530231
Try showing him something like this and explain to him that using hydrogen to power vehicles is much less efficient than just taking energy from the grid and storing it in a battery.

>> No.23530430

Welp that’s the last time I buy on a Friday. Those kikes pulled a complete 180. Still aint sellin tho.

>> No.23530431

>>23530391
FACT: Dutch people are the most powerful race IN THE WORLD

>> No.23530436

based Fuzzy Panda dabbing all over scams like WKHS

>> No.23530447
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23530447

Digits and we crash before election.

>> No.23530448

>>23530367
So, exactly like Mars, then? Except way more hospitable because there’s a fucking breathable atmosphere in Antarctica. Any of this shit about resources like oil and nuclear materials on Mars is retarded. That’s not a reason to colonize Mars, since those materials would only be useful for one thing: sustaining a fucking Martian colony. No way are they getting shipped back to Earth, when it would cost a million dollars a pound.

>> No.23530450

one of the most obvious buy signals right before big boy earnings lmao

>> No.23530453

>>23530242
What do you think Robinhood is going to do in this situation?

>> No.23530455
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23530455

>>23530375
T jumped 5% overnight last week and now I have this crazy thought to not buy in unless it goes down to where it was before the jump.

>> No.23530459

>>23530368
> obsessively check
you might have a problem
whats your shift? /smg/ and my portfolio would be the least of my concerns after a long night of work.

>> No.23530463

>>23530242
i knew it would turn out to be his fault. what a fucking loser

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>>23529947

>> No.23530470
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>>23530431

>google dutch people
>this shit is the first image

Yeah the world and white man are fucked.

>> No.23530475

>>23530410
Thanks for the insight, like I said I'm still trying to figure this all out.
Are weeklies a meme like everyone here says?

>> No.23530482

>>23530453
Keep his account locked until his tard wrangler does the legwork for him.

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>>23530414
As you wish, anon. Thank you for the compliment.

>> No.23530498

>>23530475
Absolutely, that’s why you want to sell them

>> No.23530505

>>23530470
Google white doctors
hell, google white anything.

>> No.23530511

Imagine unironically falling for this obvious bear trap

>> No.23530524

>>23530020
prolly.
biden win and dems taking senate pretty much gurrantees assault rifle ban and likely hicap mag/rifle buyback

>> No.23530525

>>23530412
i fucked up, jesus christ

>> No.23530527

>>23530459
I work 6pm to 2am. I have a cake job so work doesn't strain me. It's the things that happen outside of work that doom me.
https://youtu.be/DLbG8uQDexo

>> No.23530542

>>23530505
>google 'happy white woman'
>kek

>> No.23530543
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LMAO LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY ANYTHING EVERYTHING ALREADY BOTTOMED OUT LMAO EVERYTHING SO CHEAP RIGHT NOW LMAO DUDE EARNINGS

>> No.23530546

>>23530524
Nobody is going to touch your guns you fucking retard

>> No.23530551

>>23530511

Pumps end of day to end +/-.5% on the day. Ends the week that way too

>> No.23530563

>>23530171
SSSSSTTTTEEEELLCONNNNEEEEEECCCCCCTTTTTT!!!!

>> No.23530566

>>23530542

Lol holy shit fuck this dude it’s over

>> No.23530573
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.23530574

>>23530505
I did. Literally all niggers. Not even a pajeet.

>> No.23530580

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT WAS FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23530582

last chance for GME cheapies

>> No.23530586

>>23530566
>>23530542
It isn't over but tech companies are evil.

>> No.23530592

>>23530546
How did you come to be so ignorant?
They came for the guns 12 different ways and they're promising ways 13 through 20 every time they open their mouths.

>> No.23530594
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23530594

i need my TQQQ cheapies

>> No.23530595

today has reminded me why i never stare at this shit. i just let my portfolio crab for eternity

>> No.23530606

>>23530402
>hemorrhaging hundreds of millions every year
>even though is almost 10 years old
>toxic work culture causes employee burnout / high turnover
>high turnover = harder to be successful
>has publicly made statements negative toward Trump
>AKA biting the hand that feeds you
>war on terror decreasing not increasing
>all Americans out of Afghanistan/Iraq in the next few years

>> No.23530607

>>23530542
The level of social engineering is fucking impressive.

>> No.23530614
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23530614

My windows are all fogged up boys.

Is there blood on the streets yet?

>> No.23530621

>>23530586
The companies aren't evil, they only do what they find they need to to attract positive attention from the public.
It's society that has become evil.

>> No.23530623
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23530623

>>23530155
>he was right

>> No.23530631

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF LOSING MONEY BROS

>> No.23530633

>-9%
Time to kill myself

>> No.23530636
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23530636

Should I buy GOOGL?

>> No.23530641
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>>23530542
>jewgle

>> No.23530645

>>23530242
This has been a bad month for meme accounts. How long until kneepad goes to jail for being a degenerate?

>> No.23530651

Why does spy even go down at all? It's been the best investment one could ever make in the stock market since its inception, and I think deep down we all know that it will infact continue to rise forever and always because it simply consists of the largest companies on Earth. Why on earth would you ever sell spy?

>> No.23530654

I'm down 2.83%. UVXY is really saving my ass right now

>> No.23530669
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23530669

>GME crabbing at 13.7
Hold your ground coomers

>> No.23530674
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>>23530614
nah that starts at around 20%

>> No.23530681

Why did the jews have to kill /our ugy/ TVIX?

>> No.23530691
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Shill me a good earnings play to buy calls on today

>> No.23530692
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23530692

>mfw I'm a cryptocuck seeing people kys themselves at -7%

>> No.23530709
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23530709

>>23530592
Is literally, like abortion and the gays and a lot of sjw-politics, a wedge issue to manipulate the electorate into picking a side in the “two party” trap.

>> No.23530719
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23530719

RETARD ALERT:
are there any metals etf worth owning? specifically, a long position in gold/silver

>> No.23530725

>>23530467
Man shes beautiful. Where do i meet women like this to potentially wife up?

>> No.23530731

>>23530692
Well yeah it's the difference between real and monopoly money

>> No.23530733

>>23530691

I got nothing for today but if you like free money puts on LCi earnings always print. ER for them is next week

>> No.23530734

>>23530651
Google the Solow model.
>Industrialization = growth
>Post-industrialization = stagnant
>Post-industrialization + tech = growth again
Your options are basically Nasdaq or Nigeria.

>> No.23530742

please dump aapl, i need my free money

>> No.23530744

>>23530725

Flea market

>> No.23530747

>>23530674
Those are interesting stats. If we had more details, we might be able to say that if we hit a decline of 40%, we should sell and then buy when the decline hits 50%, for example.

>> No.23530754
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>>23530633
Why didn't you trust me, dude?>>23530237

>> No.23530755

>>23530524
Biden winning is bullish for any stocks involving the military or guns. It's a certainty that he'll try to get the US into amother pointless war in Bumfuckistan to enrich his masters, and the "muh guns" crowds will panic buy guns and ammo.

>> No.23530757
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>>23530692
>down 50% on crypto and down on stocks too

>> No.23530760

>>23530691
I went in on Sherwin Williams. People have been doing a lot of home improvement in corona times.

>> No.23530768

>>23530747
i'm not really sure how you landed there, but i'm a buyer at 40% any day

>> No.23530769
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23530769

IM RECOOOVERING

>> No.23530775
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>>23530757
hodl brother

>> No.23530788

>>23530725
grocery store

>> No.23530791
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23530791

I bought some SPXL. Please don't dump during power hour, bobo. HAVE MERCY!

>> No.23530795
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>>23530709
Learn how to use commas properly before lecturing people on politics. The gun issue is not just a wedge issue. That's like saying mandatory vaccination is a wedge issue.

>> No.23530801

KEEP AMERIC-

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>> No.23530802

>>23530719
Always good to do your own research, but GOAU, SLVP, GDX, are a good start...

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23530804

>>23530788

>> No.23530812
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23530812

>cheapie monday
how nice

>> No.23530825

evens we pump to 0% in power hour
odds we crash harder than we have all day

>> No.23530836

>>23530768
There isn't enough data to have a proper conclusion, but here it seems to say that when there is a decline at least 40%, it's often (assuming the distribution isn't heavy-tailed) around 50%. The extent is not the same for the other ranges: 5-10% is only 7%, so you probably don't gain anything from panic selling a 5% dip. 10-20 is 14%, which is basically a coin-flip.
20-40 is 28%, which is also basically a coinflip.
If there was a better expose of the data and more data, we might have something fun to say.

>> No.23530840

>>23530825
evens i pump and you dump
odd i die

>> No.23530844

>>23530802
cheers, pal

>> No.23530846

>>23530546
they already did in many states, they don't even have to make it nation wide, its enough to make self-defense quasi illegal in CA, and further defund the police, robbing them the ability to properly respond,
and usage of private security will be trough the roof. Maybe not to south africa levels where it accounts for 7% of the GDP, but still a multi billion dollar industry, because well ... you can`t put a price on your families safety can you?

>> No.23530850
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23530850

HERE WE GO LADS

>> No.23530851
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23530851

>>23530840
God loves you, anon.

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23530853

>>23530791
congrats you bought the bottom
>spxl
should've bought tqqq before AAPL FB AMZN earnings

>> No.23530858

So how do we know what Pelosi and Mnuchin talked about?

>> No.23530862
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23530862

>>23529900
Checked.

Also,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*taps mic*

Hello? Is this thing on?

*Tap tap*

Excellent. Now, where was I?

Oh yes. I remember now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23530870

How long will CRSR keep going up? It never even dipped today so it must be strong right?

>> No.23530878

>>23530858

They didn’t these faggots have been pretending to talk for months now.

>> No.23530880

>>23530853
Ugly kike

>> No.23530886
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>>23530812
robert must be wearing his special shoes in that picture

>> No.23530892
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23530892

You guys DID buy SPY calls at the bottom right?

>> No.23530895

>>23530709
>a wedge issue
>a trap
Not at all. This isn't the place to discuss it, but you should study the actual danger gun control advocates are so scared of, and study the relationship between arms and every other right.
A "moderate" position would be walking back some of the restrictions that make us less safe.

>> No.23530896
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23530896

Why is Alphabet C higher than Alphabet A?

>> No.23530915
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23530915

I'm wondering what happened to all the precious metal faggots that were so insistent a few months ago that gold and sliver were going to go up to a gazillion dollars and ended up buying the top.

>> No.23530923

so why is everything dumping again?

>> No.23530925

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.23530935

>>23530896
Cunny is better than ass

>> No.23530947
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23530947

>all these dragonfly dojis on the hourly
lmao everything is just gonna keep going up

>> No.23530952

>>23530915
You know /pmg/ still exists, right?

>> No.23530953

>>23530935

They both stink

>> No.23530955
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23530955

>SOUR HOUR
>SOUR HOUR
>SOUR HOUR

>> No.23530967

>>23530896
Alphabet only does buybacks on C stocks

>> No.23530972

Any other Chad’s listen to classical music while trading?

>> No.23530974

sell gme puts?

>> No.23530978

aapl double top on the 1m

>> No.23530979

>>23530915
me mean... gold was 1500 last year O_O

>> No.23530981

really gave AMD a chance, i really did. was up $800 and let it go all the way down to break even. i really tried.

not going to accept overnight risk again until next year. made a hundred bucks shorting it on the way down at least, so made some money today in a much more comfy way with stop losses. way better.

>> No.23530987
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23530987

>>23530967
So which should I buy?

>> No.23530992

>>23530972
Yes
https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk

>> No.23530996

>>23530974
Just dump the shit and buy back in when it’s cheap.

>> No.23531015

>>23530987
it actually doesn't matter, but i go for the A, cus i get voting rights that i dont exercise lol

>> No.23531018

ITIS';F A FUCKING SOUR HOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN

>> No.23531024

>>23530981
anon amd is one of the only stocks still in the green right now....

>> No.23531035

it's over..
the short sellers dumped the whole market to save themselves

>> No.23531047
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23531047

dump eet again

>> No.23531059
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23531059

My return cometh!

>> No.23531070

>>23530996
nah, i bought friday at 15.

>> No.23531078

>>23531059
why didnt you sell that peak? did you just miss it or something because the call dropped so quickly?

>> No.23531086
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23531086

ALRN short squeeze about to commence. Consider yourself tipped, /smg/.

>> No.23531093

I need to buy something guys give me an idea

>> No.23531096
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23531096

everything bottomed out

>> No.23531102

What are we doing with our SQQQ gains?

>> No.23531113

>>23531093
car

>> No.23531118
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23531118

MAKE IT STOP BOBO

>> No.23531119
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23531119

>>23531024
this isn't green, anon...

>> No.23531121

>>23531078
Sept 2nd. I bought all in on calls like a dum dum cause line only goes up

>> No.23531125
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23531125

>>23530892
>bottom
This isn't even my final form. There's still the presidential election results chaos.

>> No.23531127

>>23531086
Why would it short squeeze after dropping 30% in a day?

>> No.23531133

>>23530118
I would not be a T bag holder if I had never come here.

>> No.23531134
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23531134

>PLTR still poomping


OOOOOOOOO

>> No.23531136
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23531136

Ow ow ow

>> No.23531137

>>23531096
WHO?

>> No.23531139

should i use nasdaq as my bank account?

>> No.23531141

>>23531093
czech sex slave

>> No.23531142

>>23531086
tell me more

>> No.23531149

>>23531070
Ah, I honestly don’t know dude.

>> No.23531150

>>23530744
Ur joking right? Guess i should head there if my mom goes to one again and just wander off in search of beauties like that.

>> No.23531152

just ordered shrooms with my credit card

>> No.23531155
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23531155

Holding to 0
You said buy high sell low right?

>> No.23531158
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23531158

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>> No.23531159

shill me a penny stock to sell at open tomorrow

>> No.23531168

>>23531086
>>23531127
What the fuck is up with this ticker?
Seeking says they just had good results on a lung cancer thing.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3625637-aileron-therapeutics-reports-positive-proof-of-concept-data-from-early-stage-alrnminus-6924

>> No.23531174

>>23530788
Lol potentially pretty hard with covid having a face masks makes it hard imo.

>> No.23531175

>>23531119
Relatively speaking, green-ish. Not all *that* red

>> No.23531180
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23531180

>>23531018
That last 15-minute candle is going to be a BIG DICK GREEN CANDLE

>> No.23531181

>>23531152
From?

>> No.23531182
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23531182

>>23531155

>> No.23531183

when should I get boeing?

>> No.23531186

>>23531159
AIHS

>> No.23531190
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23531190

>>23531155
gotta use up that other dollar, bro

downtrend confirmed, btw
this is not a dip you want to buy

>> No.23531192

>>23531168
Short attack, and now squeeze.

>> No.23531194

>>23531152
w2c?

>> No.23531200

any GME bros kinda concerned? are shorts really so retarded to not cover?

>> No.23531208
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>> No.23531210

trump just lost the election

>> No.23531218

>>23531194
>>23531181
legal in brazil

>> No.23531224

>>23531210
Fuck you and your Ayatolla.

>> No.23531227

>>23531200
They're pros, diamond hands, relax

>> No.23531230

>>23531224
basado

>> No.23531234

>>23531190
What do I put my last dollar in for max damage, GME?

>> No.23531239

>>23530392
I've been in for over a year and the company is more than just the USPS contract. It's heavily traded by people who don't care about it long term.

>> No.23531244

Is it going to be red this week or was this it?

>> No.23531246
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23531246

FUCKING BUY APPLE

>> No.23531245

>>23531127
Shorting causes drops. To short, one needs to sell. They cover later by buying -- this is where squeezes come from. Shorting is opposite land. You sell first, then buy later. The buying should commence soon.

>> No.23531247

Facebook bros? what kind of calls we buying now that earnings come out Thursday

>> No.23531248

>>23531159
VOC

>> No.23531249

>>23531190
For how long?

>> No.23531252

>>23531234
TQQQ

>> No.23531253

>>23531224
the ayatollah is a dumb faggot just like trump, trump isnt going to win, cope and seethe and dilate your throat after he loses

>> No.23531258

Trump is a good speaker

>> No.23531260
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23531260

Oldfags what's going to happen tomorrow?

gap up/down?

>> No.23531267

>>23531200
I won't be concerned until it goes under $10.

>> No.23531268

>>23531096
wouldnt mind bottoming out in her pussy with my dick
>>23531137
he doesnt respond to sauce requests

>> No.23531271

>>23531200
im not worried but you should really stop letting the short interest bait you
the short sellers are rich enough to just not cover for a few years

probably a good idea to buy protective puts next time when it spikes again (if you don't want to scalp), especially when Q3 comes

>> No.23531276

SPY or FB calls?

>> No.23531288

>>23531260
dont know or care

>> No.23531296

>>23530333
I sold an $8 put for April

>> No.23531302

>>23531260
yes

>> No.23531306

>>23531174
who cares about face masks. Just ask her to take it off for a second to make sure she's not a gremlin but if she has a hot body then the face cant be too bad

>> No.23531309

>>23531200
>institutional investors - retards
>anonymous AHHHHH posters on a far right forum - insider investors
youre done bro. youre on the wrong side of the smart money. its you and your zoomer friends against real people with real jobs. just salvage what you can and buy a tbill

>> No.23531312

>>23531260
False rally in the morning, from 3:00-11:30am
then turnaround back to sell-offs

>> No.23531314
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23531314

>>23531248
>VOC
You can trade the Dutch East India Company on the stonk market?

>> No.23531315
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23531315

>>23531252
Done

>> No.23531318

What happesn to an options if a company goes private? (DNKN)

>> No.23531333

>>23531260
what is pic related

>> No.23531332

>>23531276
both

>> No.23531336
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23531336

>>23529966
I got out at $28.50, sorry bub

>> No.23531338

>>23531315
>0.007 shares
my sides

>> No.23531342

>>23531315
>0.007617 shares
they go down that low?

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23531365

>>23531260
How old is old?

>> No.23531373

>>23531309
>sucking so many fund dicks
Sometimes it's quite embarrassing to post here.

>> No.23531377

>>23531338
>>23531342
Yes. I think I could effectively invest one cent into a stock

>> No.23531383

>>23531365
>im a newfag
NOOOOOOOO

>> No.23531387

>>23531332
what strike and expiration date would you buy SPY calls at right now? im thinking of opening a SPY position now that there's been a considerable S&P500 dip.

>> No.23531389

>>23529953
fuck

>> No.23531396

>>23531365
This picture was made by a newfag.

>> No.23531400

>>23531365
I've been here longer than I can remember

>> No.23531401
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23531401

ONE CENT OF BUYING POWER WHAT DO I BUY

>> No.23531403

Jokes on the red numbers I'll just buy more because I am
NEVER
EVER
SELLING

>> No.23531408

PLTR

>> No.23531410

>>23531365
finally an oldfag

>> No.23531415

>>23531401
MORE TQQQ

>> No.23531419

>>23531403
the mantra of bag holders everywhere

>> No.23531420

>>23531365
I think in the context of this thread it'd be safe to say anyone around since '16 is an oldfag? I don't know exactly when these threads started but it seems some of the resident trippies started posting at least around that far back

>> No.23531423

>>23531401

Just cash out go home and be a family man

>> No.23531424

>>23531365
what year did /b/ get captcha

>> No.23531426

>>23531401
not a bad way to teach a child to gamble i guess

>> No.23531439

>>23531403
BVLL

>> No.23531440

>>23531365
>tfw oldfag
That "don't forget, you're here forever" meme holds true

>> No.23531443

>>23531365
newfags weren't here for 911

>> No.23531445

>>23531365

I do t even remember somewhere between oldfag and newfag

>> No.23531447

What do you think about Australia banning onaholes?

>> No.23531448
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>>23531401
We can put that one cent in a Money Market Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaand it's gone.

>> No.23531453

>>23531365
I am a cess pool.

>> No.23531454

BUY APPLE I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>> No.23531459

>>23531445
do you remember puddy

>> No.23531462

clf fag stopped spamming finally

>> No.23531464

>>23531419
And I'm fine with that, I have ultimate job security with no significant outgoings and I will just continue buying when the market is green and buying when the market is red, does not bother me.

>> No.23531468

>>23531365
the 2011 john face was my fav

>> No.23531472

>>23531137
Veronika Pagacova

>> No.23531473
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>>23530527
top kek at that video

also top feels because it's my birthday in a couple of weeks and i know nobody will remember

>> No.23531474

Who else buying SPY calls today?

>> No.23531476

I AM
NEVER
FUCKING
BUYING
Only selling options

>> No.23531480

>>23531462
he'll be back the second it's green again

>> No.23531482
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23531482

when will this all be over
i want to enjoy my GME tendies again
even if i sold and bought back in with a larger amount of shares this shit is depressing, even if i'm aware it'll go up significantly soon

>> No.23531486

>>23531448
The best meme
Kek

>> No.23531487

>>23531476
covered call master race?

>> No.23531489

>>23531459
Do you mean PUDDI PUDDI??
[nice spelling, newfag!]
https://youtu.be/hwQBcKpbU48

>> No.23531494

whats gonna happen to microsoft stock after tomorrows earnings

>> No.23531495

Apple is going to fucking dump hard tomorrow isnt it

>> No.23531502

>>23531473
I'll remember fren

>> No.23531510

>>23531482
oh boy. keep telling yourself that chang. im coming for your medical salary.

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23531513

>>23531494

>> No.23531514

>>23531480
if hes not careful itll crater and he'll finally leave lol

>> No.23531515

>>23531365
https://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

>> No.23531517

DUMP IT TO THE LIMIT
CRASH IN TO THE MARGIN'S EDGE
DON'T HOLD BACK JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD
OR YOU'LL BE FINISHED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23531519

>>23531309
>on a far right forum
Fuck off to reddit nigger

>> No.23531524

>>23531494
Dump like last time.

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>>23531096
mommy milkies

>> No.23531534

>>23531482
quit beign such a fuggin pussy and just hold nigga

>> No.23531537

>>23531514
he already can't sell his calls

>> No.23531540

>>23531459
giga puddi!!!

>> No.23531541

>>23531510
i'm already up over 100% so it's not like i can lose anything on it with the new consoles launching in two to three weeks

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>>23531502
that made me feel better, oh god

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>>23531365
I'm proudly from the Cancer era.

>> No.23531558

>>23531515
>not posting the original
https://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/

>> No.23531561

guess ill be holding tqqq for 10 years.

>> No.23531571

>>23531541
I'm a coomer myself, but even I know that the launch will be a 'sell the news' event, not a 'buy the rumor' event

>> No.23531570

>>23531515
>https://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/
Can I just say, how glad I am that YTMND didn't actually shut down forever. I went back recently and browsed around, brought back some good memories.

>> No.23531584

PELOSI REMAINS OPTIMISTIC AN AGREEMENT ON COVID RELIEF CAN BE REACHED BEFORE THE ELECTION -SPOKESMAN

nancy bought calls

>> No.23531594

GME at bottom, should be up tomorrow morning imo

>> No.23531601

new thread fucking wehn

>> No.23531602

>>23531558
i stand corrected, looks like this was the first
https://girlface.ytmnd.com/

>> No.23531606

>>23531424
July 24, 2010

>> No.23531615

>>23531584
>nancy bought calls
LOL
You know she just wants a hard dump on November 3.

>> No.23531616

>aapl

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23531627

>Pelosi is getting ready to talk about the stimulus talks
>"Well, we aren't getting anything down because the white house doesn't want to talk about virus testing"


????????

What the fuck Pelosi?
What has this to do with stimulus?

>> No.23531635

NEW @_@ !!

>>23531629


>>23531629


>>23531629


>>23531629

>> No.23531639

>>23531537
the trade was good but the execution was retard tier

>> No.23531653

>>23531571
i'd say most people are just waiting for Q3
it can potentially be a +30% or a -30%, there's certainly no way it'll stay flat that's for sure

>> No.23531654

For anyone interested, Senate is currently live - although it's for Barrett's confirmation, talking a lot about stimulus / coronavirus; not a bad idea to watch to stay connected to what's to come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D9p04lynZA&ab_channel=GuardianNews

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See yall on the moon

>> No.23532538

>>23530467
>days
slam tight piggy