/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23522566
>$50M from poker
anyone who isn't on the threshhold of mental retardation knew he was a scam artist years ago.

He is a glowie

>>23522566
those teeth look so fake, this dude is such an insecure beta

>>23522640
Its because hes 5’6” and got kicked from BUDS for being a prick

Clown

>>23522566
Imagine losing money selling drugs. His company was the only publically trading weed company that lost money and had a stock decline. What a retard

>>23522566
>>23522566
I suspect he got a decent discount on the rental property too in return for helping to market it.... It certainly helped his massive LARP at being a sucessful businessman, at least for lots of the idiots who follow him.

the girls he hangs around with a mostly paid for and not exactly particularly hot given that he is paying... if he was in Europe he could probably get some way hotter E.European girls... instead he's got some permatanned/surgically enhanced girls who aren't hot enough for any serious modelling or even hot enough to be sucessful in porn... they'd get paid to get ****ed in a few films but hardly make a decent career out of it....

If you watch any footage of him shot by others who have collaborated etc.. behind the scenes stuff, the guy has zero personality... he's actually pretty short too and the beard is sculpted to try and make a chiseled jawline he simply doesn't have.

>>23522566
isnt this dude like 5'5?
its all manlet cope

>>23522566
Every trust fund baby is like that.

His daddy earns the money. Trust fund retard blows shows it off and ends up bankrupt.

>>23522566
>Squanders investor money on a huge rental property and a bunch of other useless shit
>investor money
you mean Indian investor money
only indians use instagram
only indians like Dan
only indians would invest in a weed company made by Dan

>>23522831
>5'5
It's all that, literally all of it, everything has been solved for me
>>23522651
Imagine being kicked out of BUDS that's like not using VALUE but still trying to be in with the DeFi crowd in 2021

Isn’t he like 5’4? I swear I was standing next to him at a Vegas pool party once

>>23522651
wow i see him totally differently now. i thought he was like 6'4

>>23523498
nice subtle shill there faggot

His former mansion has a bunch of Wish logos plastered all over it now. Literally every window and all over the walls.

>>23522566
Ya it took 30 seconds of watching him play poker to realize he was full of shit. I can't get over how the only thing he had to do to make it was grow and sell weed. Like, despite being a lying degen, he just had to sell some weed. 15 year olds in highschool have been able to make the same business model more profitable.

Just let that sink in. He fucked up selling weed, easily one of the most liquid and easy to sell products on the planet. He couldn't even sell weed.

>>23523498
Based and simplepilled.
$VALUE just released Farming-as-a-Service with one-click capability to take this man’s non-farmable shitcoin and facilitate APY generation for the project. If that’s not huge idk what is. And Dan doesn’t even hold VALUE?

Fucking retard, Jesus what an absolute Manlet.

>>23522566
>Claims he earned 50 million dollars playing poker
uh

>>23522566
literal meme
>Dood! Rental propertee!
>dude passive income!!!
>bro!!

>>23522566
This nigger was king of istagram, he could have been raking in millions a year, all he needed was proper money management skills he would have learned automatically working a shitting job supporting himself. This is why if I ever have a kid I'll make him work at mcdonalds for at least a year and support himself.

>>23523856
Granted those are tournament cashes, not cash games, and guys like Phil Ivey and Tom Dwan have tens/hundreds of millions playing against triads n shit in manilla (allegedly), but ya, he's full of shit

>>23522566
Imagine being this jelly of another person. LMAOING @ U OP

>/biz/ this consistently seething over Dan "triggering" /Biz/arian

sides

>>23523913
his fame came from wasting money, destined to fail

>>23522566
This dudes exit strategy was gtfoing to Armenia where the authorities couldnt get him but Armenia is now at war so either he goes to prison or goes to armenia and be conscripted.

>>23523930
>(allegedly)
Are there some good reads on these claims and stories?
Kinda interested.
Also I expect Fedor Holz to be a psychic or possessed.

>>23524135
Yeah, well, it's the typical
>if I had this kind of money
>if I had opportunities like these
etc.
It's only natural.

>>23522580
his father was convicted of a multi billiondollar theft/fraud.

most of the money was never recovered....

do the fucking math, literally google his fathers court case.

He has billions stashed in houses all over the world.

>>23524181
armenia is not at war
and FBI can get anyone everywhere

>>23524135
>/biz/arian
go back

>>23522566
>ignite cannabis
I'm in the cannabis industry in CA. Ignite's vendors got stone walled so hard. It was beautiful to see

>>23523545
yes very subtle

when one man fucks more babes then all of /biz combined

>>23523685
I mean that's a pretty myopic view of the cannabis industry... I've been working in med/rec cannabis for the last 10 years and have seen many many good farm with great business people go under for a myriad of reasons. But also, this guy is a fucking idiot, that happens a lot too.

>>23522779
>censoring yourself


faggot, return to reddit immediately

>>23526089
Anyone can pay for pussy.

>>23522714
>His company was the only publically trading weed company that lost money and had a stock decline. What a retard

Yeah definitely NOT the only one. Why do people make up lies about useless shit?

>>23522566
There is a youtube video of this guy lifting weights with Hafthor Bjornsson. He oozes insecurity (won't make eye contact, beta body language). He gets mogged so hard by thor, it seems like thor starts to feel bad for him and starts telling him not to feel bad. He actually called some some other big guy in the gym over to try the same weights as Dan and fail so Dan wouldn't feel too inferior in comparison to thor, because it was absolutely clear that he felt that way. Lmao.

>>23526486
Yep seen that one, honestly couldn't even watch the whole thing because it was so cringe. He also had a bunch of clueless thots around him, just so he could feel manlier.

>>23523685
It's not so easy when the market is legalized and saturated.

>>23526486
>>23526594
Link plox.

>>23522566
now post him without that beard

I'm sure he does fine now. Making money through social media.

>>23526928

I’m not really familiar with this guy but I’ve read like 4 threads about him, and in every thread, he gets shorter. He was reported as being 5’9 in the first one I read and now there’s a post saying he’s 5’4 now lol. He’ll be four feet tall EOY.

>>23525238
can you elaborate on this? Did everyone basically tell his distributors to fuck off? Or you mean customers just avoided the product?

>>23527287
really? I heard he's 4'13"

>>23524227
https://www.highstakesdb.com/10105-the-rise-and-fall-of-tom-dwan.aspx
http://www.pokergurublog.com/content/tom-durrrr-dwan-captured-triads
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/tom-dwan-missing-man-1536850/?s=6b54b808b0f5b825b6436a05f8b9236a

>>23526089
hope you are talking about Frenchbro and not armenianlet

>>23527578
thanks fren

>>23522566
>claims he earned 50 million dollars playing poker
It was a private tournament ran by his dad.

>>23527930
>It was a private tournament ran by his dad.

yeah a private heads up tornament... involving his Dad chip dumping everything

>>23522566
i thought it was common knowledge on the chans that his money is from the scam his dad got arrested for
the real question i have tho is how do the authorities let him get away with his very public display of wealth that is obviously coming from dubious sources
and also how his dad feels about dans life and the way the money he is doing hard time for is getting spend

>>23527713
He's a little guy

he acted like a complete retard at the las vegas shooting

>>23524227
These guys played for millions in bobbys room alone. Now think about private Hollywood games and private Macau games.

I know some dudes that idolize this retard. Not even worth pointing this out

>>23527727
based frenchbro

>>23527356
It was a bit of both actually. The buyers at the each shop told the distro to fuck off. The shops they got into would get their product roasted for being sub par on weedmaps/leafly