/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hm i say: autism. Btw they now think you owe them money

>>23486868
why tell such a gay lie?

>>23486868
you really really really really fucked up

oh my really makes me back in time when i was a kid and promised every single friend something expensive in the future

>>23486868
Yes but you're an idiot. Making it with dumbasses like you really takes the edge off the euphoria and keeps me grounded.
Better keep buying Mr. Moneybags.

>I told all my friends I'm a millionaire and promised to pay off their college tuition by the time they graduate. I have about 3 years, am I gonna make it with 1000 link?

>>23486868
Why the fuck would you brag about your unrealized gains?
Why the fuck would you tell your friends?

remember that episode of the The Office when Michael told that class of "underprivileged" black children he'd pay for their college, and then didn't deliver?

you're now Micheal Scott.

>>23486868
Kek, maybe if you had 1000 QNT.

>>23486868

stop larping this is just the premise of the scott's tots episode of the office

>>23486868
>I told all my friends I'm a millionaire
Shiggy
>promised to pay off their college tuition by the time they graduate.
Diggy
>I have about 3 years, am I gonna make it with 1000 link?
Do

>>23487000
some anon posted their private keys on here, youd be surprised how far autism goes

>>23487000
that was a tough apology i actually felt bad for him

>>23487042
how much did he lose?

>literally giving money away to idiots
No. You might as well sell now, a retard like you won’t be able to hold for 3 years anyway.

>>23486868
Ummm but why would you do that?

>>23487000
>c-checked
Go back normie faggot.
9/10 shilling OP

>>23486868
are you 12? remember this is the type of retard giving you financial advice on /biz/

>>23486868
No, that's dumb as hell. Link is a scam.

>>23487080
>warosu.org/biz/thread/20759115
he got it back because of nice anons

>>23486868
serious lack of foresight OP. friends come and go, just like your money will.

>>23486868
Your friends now see you not only as an atm but now as if you owe them money. Congratulations, you’ve ruined friendships. Next time, don’t introduce finances into your circle

>>23486868
no, even if link hit the fake and gay number of 1k, you'd still not be a millionaire after taxes. also, the people who tell you not to pay your taxes, are trolls trying to get you raped by the IRS jew. the IRS jew rapes you with taxes, or rapes you with taxes+fees+criminal liability if you don't pay, so better off just paying only the taxes. more likely link is going to crab between 5 and 15 for a long, long time.

>>23486868
You won't see those people again after college anyway.

>>23487465
Also, they didn't believe you and now just think you are the weird liar kid.

>>23486868
Todays call is an absolute low cap gem project.
It has a really really smart UI and well below 100k market cap.
Less than 500 people have it in their wallets and the team has locked liquidity for a year and commited to the long term future of the project.
You guys are going to absolutely love this one.

Join Uniswap Chads - t.me/uniswapchads - to get involved.

>>23486868
How about 2*10^6$ sound like?

>>23486990
>remember that episode of the The Office
no, I don't, you utter faggot