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Whats your red alert plan?


for me its moving to norway and becoming a citizen, after that try to con as many people as i can, steal, speculate, sell drugs, anything try anything and if i get caught hopefully my crimes are big enough to get 20+ years and live the rest of my life in a nice scandinavian prision with a computer, internet, nice meals, next gen consoles, qt rehabilitation girls, porn, etc.

even pic related who killed lots of people has a ps3 and a computer.

>> No.23477562

>>23477487
nice m8. I'll probably just join the feds if it comes down to it

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23477608

>>23477487
That will only work if you're somalian fren, they will send your ass straight back to Burgerland or wherever you're from otherwise.

>> No.23477645

>>23477608
another plan then is to "start a small bussiness" get a huge loan, travel to south america or asia and completely disapear forever.