/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cheers anon.

>>23439863
another day NEETING doing nothing

>>23439863
How do you get away with doing absolutely nothing? I WFH and I have to at least do an hours work

>>23439863
I love you anon.

my WFH is holding LOKI until the nuclear winter comes.

Why is this so comfy.

>>23439863
WFH has made me realise how much time I used to waste each day. 2 hrs total commuting each day, many hours of sitting around time wasting, talking etc.
I do around 2-3 hrs of real work each day, despite being a full time worker. Now I can just do it all at once, be done by noon and have the rest of the day off, this is amazing

>>23439964
Based and same. Realised most of my time was spent making small talk with office cucks and having boring lunch table discussions.

Now I have a lot of time to pursue my own hobbies and interests and make more money on the side.

>>23439905
Good, you can spend your day learning about Quant before you decide how many you need to buy.

>>23440009
right? my job is in finance nothing to do with coding, but with all this spare time i have taught html, javascript, CSS and am pretty deep into python

>>23439863
Why don't you just abbreviate the entire post? I think we'll get it, having seen it every day now for the past 7 or 8 months

>>23439964
Yes.
The problem though is that you can't stack 2 full-time jobs even though they only take 2-3 hours of work per day. If meetings overlap you get fucked in the ass.
I'm thinking starting a consultancy is the way.

>>23440146
AAD WFH DAN

>>23439863
Working in the office is not productive
I wish this was forever :(

>>23440146
why so angry, friendo

>>23440146

>>23439863
N-NNNOOO YOU HAVE TO COME INTO THE OFFICE AND LET ME WATCH YOU AT ANY TIME HOW AM I GOING TO JUSTIFY MY MIDDLE MANAGER JOB OTHERWISE

>>23440596
I await the day when AI permanently replaces all management positions.

>>23439863
bros, w-what are we gonna do once the managerfags start forcing everyone back to office after the chick flu?

Does anyone else have weekly meetings where no relevant information is shared and everyone has to talk about their week? Sometimes I wonder if it is just to give managers something to do since any time there is relevant info it could be summed up in a quick e-mail.

>>23440783
Yes.
>haha lets have a meeting to "catch up" with everybody haha
Fuck off.

>>23440494
>I wish this was forever :(

He doesn't know

>>23440071
ive now trunkated pretty much my entire job into 1000 lines of python, including email receipt and delivery of requests. few more things to do but its now pretty much 3kgbp a month passive income. gonna find more work from home jobs to replicate

>>23440494
>wishing to be an employee forever

>>23440726
most companies I know, mine included, have no desire to go back and rent offices when we have put WFH procedures in place and are running smoothly for 7 months.
Why pay extortionate office rents for no reason?

>NNNOOOOO NOW WITH WFH I HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE PRODUCTIVE AND CAN'T JUST TRY TO FIND A RICH CHAD TO MARRY OR AT LEAST SUE A CREEP FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

>tfw EE
>they were gonna make me drive to work all this time
>befriended young technician who just graduated with a BS and wants to get promoted to ME at the company
>I know personally that promotions aren’t happening this year because of covid
>he’s been doing my work for the past 4 months

>>23439863
Where fellow my mechanical engineer slaves at?
Trying to network with my software/IT friends and get the fuck out of this meme career. Anyone here have advice for getting entry level positions in finance or IT or software? I don’t have any work experience in those fields but I’m willing to take a temporary pay cut to get my foot in the door. I’m embarrassed when people think I make a lot cause im an engineer. I work in manufacturing and have a dog shit salary and it’s literally impossible for me to wfh

my job just officially announced permanent WFH BLESS

Did any of y'alls jobs subsidize your internet for WFH? All I got was "feel free to take anything from the office lul"

>>23441433
>entry level positions in finance or IT
why don't you try finding an ME job? you'll definitely be making more than an entry finance/IT

>>23441337
>1337 check
>>23441433
>>23441444
Blessed and may you never have to see another normie in the workplace again.

>>23439863
>ASKED TO COME BACK
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23439953
How much Loki?
Always liked this coin.

>>23439863
based
today I figured out I will remain as "Available" on skype and never disconnect from my cagie account if I join an ended meeting room and change the status from "in a conference" to "available"

>>23441553
It’s miserable work. Stubborn boomers, days of autocad slaving, concrete pay ceiling. At least IT and software positions have consulting career paths. Engineering consulting does not pay anywhere near as much and you need a masters or higher usually to get there.

>tfw installed software on employee's computer that tracks if their mouse has moved recently or not

>>23442859
We know your dirty tricks, Schlomo, and there is always around them. Mechanical mouse jiggler defeats the chosen’s software detection.

>>23443007
Based, now if I could just get my work phone forwarded to my cell, I could be truly free

>>23439863
shit just discovered I've been resolving DNS names using company vpn all the time

>>23440494
>Working in the office is not productive
don't understand this meme. my job is cyclic, i have days where i'm balls to the wall 100% for a solid 8 hours. and i have days where i write a few emails and fuck off for 7 hours and 53 minutes. i never have any trouble being productive, i never have any trouble communicating with other people in the business and getting shit done. you undisciplined retards are going to ruin it for all of us, aren't you?

>>23442783
Based, will try this in Teams

My job actually expected results and has concrete deliverables fml never should have learned how to program

All my non programming coworkers get to fuck off all day because their work doesn't matter

Still at least I make 6 figs and wfh. Can't ever ever ever go back to the office bros that's not an option anymore. I'd rather live in a van.

>>23440783
Yes everyone who works at a company larger than 50 ppl has this.

>hey team, I threw on some time to discuss bandwidth concerns and strategies for our core initiatives rollout. Afterwards let’s find time to connect on our agile pods to facilitate key learning objectives and insights

>Working as a rigging electrician on 20 mil dollar movie right now
>one of the only states still allowing filming to take place
>production hires a "COVID coordinator" to keep everyone safe
>director tested positive two days ago

>production shut down for a week
>now every day I drive 30 min to take a COVID swab test and get paid $125 for it

somewhat comfy

>>23439938
this is probably what he means. some days i do 5 hours worth. other days, 1 hour. rarely nothing

>>23440348
>AAD WFH DAN
AAD WFH DANAAD WFH DANAAD WFH DANAAD WFH DANAAD WFH DANAAD WFH DAN