/biz/ - Business & Finance

"study with me" is the new ASMR

>>23391711

Just when you thought you've seen it all

>>23391746
Can i Get like 10$ per 100k views u think?

Yea youtube is red hot. Seriously people who arent filming everything are missing what the consumers want. My favorite passtime is watching people eat or getting dressed or makeup or mixing slime. It really doesnt matter just edit out any loud pings and bangs.

>>23391711
I'm so sick of this awful generation of lonely simping losers.

>>23391711
she just needs a couple of Tyrones to gangbang her and this video would be A1

>>23391786
>cablecuck

>>23391711
>start production company
>hire cute 18 year olds for cheap or under revenue share
>film videos like this that aren't overly sexual or pornographic and post them for millions of simps to view
>get ad revenue

It's scary what this says about the future generations. We make fun of Japan for maid/idol culture. In truth they are our future if we don't change something. There are so many lonely people out there that will pay money to have a sense of interaction with another human being. Truly Science Fiction cannot imagine the true horrors of the future. That being said I have been trying to get my gf live stream herself taking naps or playing video games or watching movies. There are literally millions of these dieseased simps who just have money to throw away. I can't wrap my head around it, but these people will pay for a sense of friendship. But isn't that what we are all doing here minus the exchange of money? The modern world is deeply, DEEPLY lonely. We just stare at glowing rectangles all day.

>>23392861
The novel Infinite Jest is about this. I think you'd like it.
>>23391754
More I think

Of course its a good biz model

>get paid for studying
>makes you wanna study harder knowing people are watching you
>profit

But if youre ugly dont expect to make fat cash. youd be better off hiring the biggest QT you know and paying them 30 percent of the profits or so

>>23392861
Who is paying? Its like people pretend the only ones who like this stuff is lonely simps. Its also a ton of people who find it easy and free and actually better drama than cable

>>23392861
It's an exploitation of a very fragile complex of the human condition. No one knows how to properly handle it so unfortunately this exploitation can only grow, I'm afraid.

>>23393011
It's so long though, is it worth the commitment? Seems like he failed massively by not being able to condense what he wanted to say into a short story

>>23393044
you actually thinks she's studying and not just sit and look at instagram or something while making ad money?

Bros, shes perfect...

>>23391711
fuck this clown ass world

>>23391711
This is beyond sad. The world is fucked and these are the death cries of an entire civilization. A reckoning draws near, boys.

>>23393065
You pay with your life force. Parasocial relationships are just sad. But here I am talking to the amalgam of "biz" which I can argue is slightly better, sense at least it is a 2 way conversation. At least I sometimes get good perspectives to think about or manage to impart my own ideas. Perhaps the internet age version of striking up a conversation in a bar?
>>23393177
It a very new condition. Not long ago people thought a group of nerds playing DnD in a basement was sad. But basement DnD nerds of the last era are absolute social butterfly Chads compared to streamer simps of today.

>>23392861
That’s kind of the entire point of what is being done to us. People think all this is just coincidence or something but we are being herded into this way of life and we are blindly shuffling into it with no resistance.

>>23391786
Its Literally all (((porns))) fault

>>23393768
there is no lifeforcecucking truth. Jews want you to feel bad for watching youtube now too? Nah ill coom and watch YouTube all i want. The real life force drain is your fake religion

>simp-based economy
I’m thinking this is based

>>23393065
if you're paying a hoe for some video or pics, you are a simp. by definition.

>>23393801
Shut up normie.

>>23393837
I watch porn (for free) and I’d never give money to a cam whore or even watch a bitch read a book

>>23393837
Blaming it 100% on anything is ridiculous. You don't think social media is a factor?

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>>23393941
>calls someone else a normie while admitting he watches porn, the most normie thing of all

>>23393950
if it wasn't for porn, men wouldn't seek sexual gratification from watching a woman study. social media cannot explain this.

>>23393933
I dont send money to streamers. This is your assumption by definiton
>>23394187
Worship your jew king. Stop sex!
>anti nature is real nature

>>23391711
Yes, but only if you are naked and a hot girl

>>23394187
I watch hentai

>if it wasn't for porn, men wouldn't seek sexual gratification from watching a woman study
Sounds kind of contradictory to me .senpai

>>23393837
it's not though, it's all feminism

>>23393011
It's worth it yes

>>23394630
same group of folks behind porn and feminism, anyway

>>23395510
False. More like same group behind porn haters and feminism. Le christians honorary jews

>>23391754
100k views you'll be lucky to get $50

big money comes from getting a following then selling them something u make

>>23395510
they're different groups. feminists want to ban porn all together.

>be woman
>literally get paid to film yourself existing

Man, that must be a hard life

>>23391711
my goodness why asian girls are so hot bros?
>>23392861
correct, that's unironically sad. Embrace religion and drop the internet for good.
>>23393011
>IJ
based /lit/ bro.

>>23391786
I mean, I never leave my house, ever. I like my ASMR videos to ward off the idea of going outside and actually talking to the vaginal Jew and losing my comfy life.

But that being said it's easy af, get adblock and just never pay them, lmao why would you even want to? You get the content for free. If you want premium content ask someone on /b/ for it in exchange for someone else's feet pics.

>>23396794
>I like my ASMR videos to ward off the idea of going outside and actually talking to the vaginal Jew and losing my comfy life.

>>23394481
you think porn is nature? you think porn is sex? good god you are fucked up

>>23391755
This made me lol. Thanks.

>>23391711
I hated when fags at college we’re like hey broo let’s go to Starbucks and study at the library brooo.

Fuck off. Who the fuck can’t study in their own room

>>23397347
but libraries have books and stuff

>>23397347
Its only worth if you have no privacy and there is a place right next to you. The amount of time spent getting ready to go out and traveling to a place to study has to be amortized by how long you spend studying.

Frankly it amuses me that “paper” libraries still exist in the age of the Digit. Or maybe the age isn’t here yet.

>>23391786
This, I never had a gf but is being single so fucking awful you have to act like a simp for some e girl?

>>23397768
>I never had a gf
IYKY

>>23396794
>I mean,
0/10

>>23392861
This is true. I pay for all my gaming by simply acting like a girl gamer online. Dozens of games and giftcards

>>23397996
I can't explain simps

>>23396546
She's not even that attractive
What's with this site and seeing any Asian girl and then acting like she's a 10

>>23398030
holyshit we really need a war so these virgins either grow up or die

>>23398030
I don’t know who’s more pathetic, this pathetic faggot simp, or you.

>>23398142
He's a /pol/fag that shouldn't have been on /soc/

>>23398030
Send a pic of a dude so he offs himself

>>23392690
Sounds like a solid plan, and freshman art students really need the money.

>>23398066
>What's with this site and seeing any Asian girl and then acting like she's a 10
Who here called her a 10, let alone "this site" as a whole?

I agree that she needed a lot of makeup/mods just to look pretty average and she's peacocking too lmao

>>23398066
she cute tho, post a 10/10 then
also
>4chan
>this site
it's an image board you uncultured swine