/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23382776
that's a man

>>23382776
kneepads

>>23382776
Built for it

>>23382776
I’ll give you 10 dollars of bitcoin if you post tits

have you considered investing in puffcore?

>>23382776
I'll come hit the nae nae at your funeral if you'd like that.

>>23382776
Yeah, if you're gonna die might as well suck dick. Get on grindr or w/e & craigslist and the others and just be like $10 for suck-a-dick.

Seriously though, that's what you have to do.

Also, I don't believe you and you should just cope and buy LINK

>>23382776
Nobody is gonna kill you over $600 lmao

Go find free stuff on FB Marketplace or CL and sell/pawn it.

>>23382776
God damn, even the pregnant motherly woman is all marked up with fuckin tatts lol.

>>23382776
send me $1000 and i'll give you a way.

>>23382776
tell us how you got in this situation and I'll consider making a donation

>motherly

>>23382847
You will if you live in the third world, where i live you can hire a hitman if you have 100 bucks in your pocket

>>23382776
Buy lipstick and some condoms

>>23382870
Too much of a mess, just imagine that i am the thirld world version of pic related

>>23382930
which shithole do you live in?

>>23382985

>>23382776
Sell everything you own. They got pawn shops in your country?

Barring that, abandon everything, run away, and start a new life far away.

>>23383045
Most of the shit i own is useless, trying to run away is my last option, i used to owe a lot more but managed to pay most of it, but this last few months fucked me and now some well connected dude wants to have me killed, basically i ran out of chances

>>23382776
Really? People get killed by that little in Costa Rica? Not to make you feel bad, OP, but I think I drank that much last weekend.

Bump

>>23383170
Oh don't worry, i know that, i saw some 21yo bitch on twitter last week who makes 10k dollars a month pegging dudes

>>23383134
Buy gun
Wait for loanshark to knock on door
Blast him
???
Profit

Start a GoFundMe and lie by saying you're gay and need the money to flee persecution.

Well, actually that first part isn't a lie.

>>23383215
Doesn't work like that, usually these types of people either send two dudes who kidnap you and then shoot you or just shoot you as soon as they see you, they never do the killing themselves

>>23382776
Make several twitter/reddit accounts and pretend to be a gay person from a conservative family who isn't letting you be with your boyfriend or a woman trapped in an abusive relationship with no finances of her own, a few simps will send you some money that you can hopefully cash out.

>>23383195
Ok. You got 15 days this is what you do...
Apply for a eth loan. Ask for at least $700 USD pay up your debt and use the rest to buy shitcoins until you recover the original amount.

Did you borrow money to invest in crypto?

imagine taking these larps seriously...

>>23383254
Does GoFundMe work if i am not from the USA? Also the current government is gay friendly so a couple of google searches could fucked me off

>>23383306
How do i apply for a eth loan?
>>23383308
Nope
>>23383323
Its not, down here you get killed for less

You're gonna have to go and rob a store and sell the wares to pay the loan. You have no choice but resort to crime now.

See if you can contact family/friends to help. Take out a loan with someone else to pay this loan. Yeah, you will get more interest but it means you don't get to become a statistic. If you have any connections with a business they might even be willing to give you a loan. If yopu have made payements before they might be willing to work something out as well.

>>23383354
>How do i apply for a eth loan?

http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ethereum+loans

>>23382776
you posted a porn star, i think you know the answer.

>>23383367
Do you this guy would be asking for help on /biz/ if he had anyone to resort to. As I see it, this guy is either:

a) 12 years old
b) Larping
c) Hikkikomori
d) retard
e) All of the above.

>>23382776
>>23383306
This. Do you have any crypto you can use as collateral in Aave or sortieing else? What assets do you currently have?

>>23383483
if he has crypto hed sell it retard

>>23382776
go steal shit and shut the fuck up faggot

>>23382801
$50 for sharpie in pooper

Just sell your Lambo.

>>23383544
This is very generous. Op dont be stupid

>>23383559
Fuck it I'll up it to $100
But you better timestamp your ass boy

>>23382776
Get a job making 10 dollars an hour, 10 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Make 1200 after tax.

Pay that tiny fucking amount of money and then keep the rest so you're not such a failure that you don't even have 600 dollars to your name in assets you can sell or actual savings.

>>23383365
I am not a violent person
>>23383367
I don't have any "friends" that would do this for me, my whole family is full of even worse fuckups that cut me off years ago, i am self employed and was doing fine but corona fucked me, basically i got a loan from a colombian group to start my own business and now i am on the verge of death

>>23383451
Believe me, i wish i was larping
>>23383591
Find me a job that pays 10 bucks in Costa Rica without the need of a degree and i'll do it, all i have is my highschool diploma

>>23383611
Butthole.
Sharpie.
INSERT

>>23383611
Dude if youre going to run dont save it for the last second. Get going

>>23382776
Banks in your country will kill you for having a negative balance? Brutal.

>>23383648
I am not that desperate, not yet atleast, if you see this thread again in 10 days, i might do it, hopefully i won't have to
>>23383652
I now a place that could save me, 4 hours from where i live, then i would have to illegally leave the country, but i really don't want to, i am really hoping that the internet somehow saves me, very surreal situation really, never thought it would happen to me

Door dash you fucking retard

>>23383643
Kneepads

>>23382896
Then might I suggest going to an obvious scammer and asking for their help in exchange for shilling? Or run a charity scam if you won't just beg for it if you're telling the truth someone would pay that much help you on the internet it's cheap, especially 5 bucks at a time.

>>23383707
Go to red dit and post pictures of yourself in women's clothing then claim you're going to be murdered for being a translesbian in a backwards catholic shithole by racists.

Alternatively claim you need donations to get your pp removed.

>>23383758
Where can i find this type of help? I tried gofundme a few moments ago and it doesnt work in my country, the scammer option seems tricky since he could just tell me to fuck off after i do the shilling

>>23383773
I dont know if the idea of getting killed still seems unreal to me or what, but i still have a little bit of dignity, like i said earlier, as the days past, i will get desperate and maybe find myself doing that, hopefully not

A ver man, qué carajo did u do?

>>23383843
Literalmente tome un prestamo de colombianos para empezar mi negocio propio, si no pago en 15 dias me van a matar, logre pagar la mayoria sin problema pero estos ultimos meses han estado horribles, estoy viviendo una pelicula

>>23383822
Are you even trying to avoid being murdered by colombian drug lords? Dumb pura vida motherfucker, no wonder costa rica is the cuckwhitey part of centroamerica while guatemala is post apocalyptic hardass manlets.

Structure a deal where the lenders buy leveraged $SUSHI derivatives from you for the amount owed in a locked exothermic liquidity pool in a multisig wallet.

>>23382776
All you have to do is stop buying things you don't need. If you can do that, you will never have any problem with money again.

>>23383569
Throw in another 50 from me, we're up to $150 op

>>23383000
Fugg DD:

>>23383265
>Buy gun
>Tell dude you have his money and want to pay him back
>Shoot him as soon as you see him

>>23383885
Ni siquiera usas gramática correcta. LARPER de mierda. Nadie te cree

>>23383569
I'll throw in an extra $100 if you also scratch /biz/ into your skin with a needle.

>>23383960
And then what? Prison?
>>23383966
En donde me equivoque?

>>23382776
sell your anos for 0.75 a pop (litteral) , thats 762 different men and with 50 a day you can reach your quota

>>23382776
Dem chepitos are gonna get you so you better start suckling dicks if you don't wanna be dismembered anon

>>23382776
$600 literal just suck my dick and let me cum in your ass and I’ll pay you 1k I don’t care if your a man I’ll fuck you

I mean, if i were gonna get KILLED over 532 dollars in 15 and i lived in Costa Rica, id go to the nearest city over and just fucking loot a store or wait outside a wealthy home for a few days until i felt like I could break in and steal a bunch of shit. Beyond that I would just start a new life. Itd be hard but it beats getting murdered or going to some jail in costa Rica for breaking and entering.

>>23382776
If you're not willing to do anything to survive and shoot down all the ideas you're given, you might as well kill yourself now and save yourself some agony of being drugged, beaten, raped, skinned, beheaded, and put on LiveLeak.

ETH loan first since they wont literally kill you if you default. Second consider fleeing and filing for asylum in another country or google the location of an embassy. If you wait to run, there's a risk the guy will start posting men to watch for you since you're an obvious flight risk once you have, say, a week left.

Dude, honestly. Start selling you ass online as a whore... In 15 days you may make enough money. You just lost two opportunities to make 100USD now... You need to start stuffing things inside your ass and taking pictures if you want to survive. Good luck, sorry to tell your this. I think there is this shit called only fans that may help you, I saw a guy talking about it the other day.

>>23384134
this is what i dont get. Id already be gone and never come back. Ive seen the videos
Also put a security camera in your house before leaving so you can monitor

>>23384158
Can you make that money in uber or something? Work 24h take drugs. I really don't know.

>>23382776
god i hope that baby is black

>>23384162
They usually don't do the shit you see in liveleak, they just shoot you, atleast the ones living here

>>23384228
if ain't got no pussy/good looking, it's gonna be hard

>>23384228
yea until you get the 1 dude who sucks at killing you and he hacks at you with a machete for like 40 mins. That was a crazy video

>>23383885
So what happened to the business now that the moneys gone?

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>>23383966
translate this. op is larping?

>>23383554

>>23382776
If you're not LARPing, your best bet is to either leave the country or commit some crimes.
You're not going to earn $572 on 0 capital in 15 days. No matter what the shills say.

>>23383773
this is unironically a good plan

>>23382776

so you're saying you can't $38 a day if your life depended on it?

sounds like it's been over for a while.

>>23384460
He says he's a larper who doesn't correctly decline his verbs in espagnol and therefore is a SHITTY LARPER.

Go steal $500 worth of shit from walmarts. They let you go and just run the tags of whatever care you came in with. Just block your license plate or take the theft charge but you'll be alive if u pay up

>>23384158
He doesn't even need to do that gay shit he just needs to dress like a woman and ask red dit for money, it's that fucking easy. Fuck, the CLV guys gave nigerians ETH purely because it was funny to see them put shoes on their heads for money that westerners consider to be minimal, OP can easily get a few thousand trannies and liberals to donate him a few thousand dollaridoos and then he can be the king of his village.

>>23383933
theatrically, could he do this with VALUE?
>>23383569
>>23383953
>>23383975
Yeah i'm in for 50 bucks but only if /biz/ is etched into his skin as well. What are we at like 300? We literally gonna save this guys life
>>23383773
based
>>23384823
kek

>>23383000
Run

>>23383000
>7 provinces
>4 have their capitals right next to each other

Stupid country.

>>23382776
Men like the one you owe money to care about the power that comes with money more than the money itself. So make yourself more valuable to him than the money you owe.
Go to see him ASAP. Don't wait until the debt is due. Tell him that you can't get the money, but you want to make the debt right. Show him that you're not running, and that you're not a useless faggot. Offer to work for him, whatever it takes to make things right. You'll probably still get your ass kicked, might lose a finger, but at the end of the day an indebted man who wants to live is more valuable to him than a corpse. You're likely to end up doing definitely illegal and probably dangerous jobs for cheap or free for a while, but if you've got the guts for it you'll be making money after a while. Better deeper than dead, right? Although you'll probably still end up dead eventually if you do it long enough.

Hey OP. Might be willing to help you out. Dont want someone to die over some fiat.
Drop me your discord. Mine is sunofthemoon#9215

>>23383000
Oh no

Go to your church and ask for help. They've seen this shit before and can help you out. Colombians are fucking crazy, figure this out quick.

>>23382776
go to Puerto Jimenez and go hide in the jungle. they will never find you in the jungle down there.

>>23382776
start a fake internet campaign maybe on patreon to collect money from normies. pretend you are a girl and you need treatment for your sick doggo very soon or it will die. or pretend youre a black family and need money for a funeral because your son got killed by a white dude.