/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23363575
Its very common for women to sleep with their bosses. They will only get creeped out if you are unattractive. Chances are they are already crushing on you.

>>23363575
nah, you'll be fine. Every attractive young woman actually secretly wants to sign a contract to be fucked in every way possible and have no recourse. Just be confident!

You run a diner. You’re not having sex with anyone bub

Last time i worked for a guy who fired ppl just to hire cute girls instead he soon died of butt cancer.

I'd re-think your priorities in life man because he literally got bit in the arse by his decisions

>>23363575
Why are all these meme artists getting it wrong, the left arm is supposed to be the huge one. No one faps right handed

>>23363575
This is a terrible idea. Instead of getting sued for workplace harassment, just subtly let the girls know you're looking for a girlfriend if they can introduce you to any of their cute friends/their friends' moms. Having women wingman for you makes more sense than getting arrested for trying to be a creepy 40yo trying to fuck 18yos he employs.

>>23363673
Are u retarded

Just use the status to find girls that are not employees. Me too will only become more ubiquitous over the next 20 years

>>23363575
this is fucking retarded and the fact that i've lost countless pizza-tier jobs over assholes like this is incredibly frustrating

>>23364066
lol get fucked stupid wagie

>>23363575
what the fuck? this better be a larp

>>23363575
just fuck them retard stop being a pussy

>>23363673
That's always bothered me. Even before I knew what porn was I was cranking it out with good old Leftina. Seriously what kind of retard jerks it with the wrong hand?

>>23363624
/thread

>>23364074
I'm not a wagie anymore retard. But what 17 to 19 year old that doesn't come from money doesn't have to work a shitty job to survive. I make more money now, not working. Fuck off.

Don't get your honey where you get your money

>>23363575
Putting guys out of work so you can creep on young ass. I hope when you're closing one night you slip and hit your head on the kitchen and floor and your fucking diner somehow catches fire and you wake up just in time to the sound of your owns screams right before you burn to death.

>>23363879
I think you are the retard sir

>>23363575
Let's just be honest anon. Are You taking drugs? Like cocaine, Adderal etc? those may make you feel like that you know. Or are you taking roids?

Seriously, think about it... you are been stupid.

>>23363879

Fuck ALL THE THINGS!

>>23363673
Based

make porn with them

Casual sex will destroy your soul.

>>23363575
Filth.

>>23363575
Go full genderized like being African queer midget gay homosexual genderfluid with attack Heli preferences. After that no one would ever dare to accuse you

>>23363575
Pathetic late evening bait.

Anyway, as long as you've got a single female employee in your business history, no matter how old and ugly, you're on the #metoo list. The #metoo bomb can explode anytime, anywhere, even if your business ceased operations decades ago, even if you just stared for a second at some random employee buttocks back in 1967.

I agree that young females attract customers, and that's why covidiotic sovieticoronavirus didn't destroy your business yet (except if you're in the drugs or funeral businesses, but I guess both don't need young female employeess).

TLDR: dont shit where you eat. Also, if you want to troll /biz/ you just have to shill some shitcoin.

>>23364975
>if you want to troll /biz/ you just have to shill some shitcoin.
Is YFI and soon to be YFV (VALUE) considered a shitcoin?
I mean, literal evolution.....

>>23363575
>1 post by this id
6/10 larp

>>23364261
The fact he jerked it with his left arm is necessary for that joke. Quagmire lives top the right of Peter and so would be seen from this angle. His arm was not visible until he pointed to his letterbox before forgetting what he was even doing and then going back in to coom some more. However, I do also jerk it left-handed though.

>>23363575
>will turn this around on me and accuse me of making them have sex to keep their job or something similar
Weinstein got 23 years of prison for this, and he was accused decades later.
And you probably aren't a jew with your own film company.

>>23363575
>I've been gradually replacing every male and ugly female staff member with a young, cute girl
Absolutely based

>>23363575
my uncle ran a local fastfood chain and he did this, apparently had quite a large harem going after a while
never asked him how he initiated though, it would be too awkward and obviously the family frowns upon what he did

>>23366296
Stop mirroring what your father wished he could do to your family

>>23363879
most people are right handed, therefore they operate their smartphones with right hand while masturbating so they have to masturbate with non dominant hand which is left, what the fuck is hard to understand here?

>>23366430
most people watch porn on a laptop or pc because then they have a bigger screen and both hands free and can relax in a chair, so you are wrong based retard.

>>23364166
this is why modern no-name men have more succefull suicide attemps and all the metoo, feminazi and niggerlovers who will crucifide you for being white. Fucking boomers will destroy everything. Fuck late stage capitalism

>>23366458
WRONG, people jerk off while they are on the go too, you wont bring laptop to your schools bathroom to masturbate or in the train or plane will you? Dont forget porn catalog is always in your pocket with a phone, also poor people (which is the biggest part of the population) cant afford computers so they go with smartphones because its a phone and a small pc in one, look at Asia

>>23366535
subhumans who cannot afford a laptop or who jerk off in a train are not "people"

>>23366585
to bad you are one of them rajesh

>>23363788
This is a good idea. Jolly good, anon.

>>23363575
can't you enjoy flirting with hot girls throughout your workday? why mess that up? of course you need actual sex too but it can be with a different hot girl at a different time. or at least ask ONE out and treat it like a real relationship.

i don't know if i'd want to around a bunch of girls I fucked, girls have a habit of enjoying themselves at the time of the sex, but then growing to hate you later on. it's not even an issue of "me too", if one girl starts to dislike you she can get the others to dislike you and everything would fall apart from there, you cant even hire new girls because the older girls would always warn the new ones of the "creep boss". it's not exactly easy to claw back your reputation once that happens.

and anyway if you only have sex one time with a bunch of girls it tends to run together and you wont even remember most of them. i dont really like being in the "what the fuck was i thinking" category in a bunch of girls' sexual history. better to limit your number a bit and focus on grooming a girl that has everything you like to do all the kinky stuff you're into.

>>23366430
shit i didn't realize how basic and boring my jerkoff style was.

>>23367071
That's a man.

>>23367071
>i dont really like being in the "what the fuck was i thinking" category in a bunch of girls' sexual history
who gives a fuck what they think lol

>>23366476
>crucifizing
Retard.

>>23366458
i used to do this as a kid on the family computer at night. it's more exciting when youre afraid your mom could walk in any moment.

>>23366430
>Masturbating with your smartphone
Goddamn, the Zoomer holocaust can't come fast enough.

>>23367150
Me as the guy hugging the boy from behind and telling him his dick is absolutely perfect.

>>23363575
Yeah film yourself while you fuck your employee

>>23363575
>how do I sexually harass my employees without getting accused of sexual harassment?
I hate boomers so god damn much. Worthless eaters.

>>23363673

This, right hand is for the mouse.

>>23363879

Kill yourself you stupid cunt faggot nigger fuck you and fuck your mother I hope you get snuffed by a lightspeed tractor you chickendick mcfucker fuffle wuffle bitch dick shit Fuck you

>>23363670
>Last time i worked for a guy who fired ppl just to hire cute girls instead he soon died of butt cancer.
>I'd re-think your priorities in life man because he literally got bit in the arse by his decisions
Are you implying that hiring cute girl gave him butt cancer?

>>23364129
You're right and it sucks. Even in the office job I work, one of my female co-workers literally does nothing all day. Just sits there gossiping and doing puzzles whilst everyone else melts their keyboards. Her male manager put her on a never-ending support plan which consists of a daily hour-long coaching (flirting) session, which is incredibly frustrating because you're not allowed to interrupt the """coaching""" even though you need him to sign off on things before you can do anything else.
>t.20yo wagie

>>23366833
Do not trust Satania, she is trying to trick you.

>>23369189
are you saying it didn't?

>>23369740
Care to explain why it would?

>>23369824
>hire cute girls
>proceed to get butt cancer
seems like a pretty open and shut case if u ask me

>mfw a cute girl wants me to hire her

>>23369864
would you hire me anon?

>>23363575
>>23369507
>>23369740
>>23369824
>>23369864
>>23369903
Yeetcrypto on twitter check them out

>>23363624
funny.

So basically I am a crypto currency trader and over the course of a few months now, I've been gradually replacing every shitcoin and Indian token with bags of Bitcoin, Chainlink and Monero. I'm about 75% of the way there and I've begun to realize that simply having my wallets filled with good quality stuff is not enough to satisfy me. I'm thinking about biting the bullet and going 100% into chainlink. My only fear is that at some point one of the Ethereum or ripple maximalists will turn this around on me and accuse me of being a "boomer" or not up to date with the latest technology or something similar.
I've already considered just calling them a bunch of faggots and repeatedly posting NGMI. But I wonder if that will just make them more hostile. Does anyone know if it'd be too cringe to have an oil painting of Sergey in my living room? I don't want to be accused of running a cult or anything, I'm just in it for the money.

>>23363575
seems like nothing can go wrong and you got it all figured out. Please post all videos here and profit

>>23364975
This guy gets it. The average out of court settlement for sexual harrassment is around $250k excluding lawyers fees (probably another $50k)

Just shopping around sugardaddy.com, you can get no strings attached hot 18-22 yo college ass delivered to your door for $300 /night.

So for the risk you are taking (i.e., very high - you are in a position of direct power of the girls - chances are some 18 yo girls family will file charges even if the bitch is cool with you dicking her) you could get 1000 nights of mind blowing sex ( 9,2 years or 500 weekends worth) for the same price.

This is not also factoring in the time value of money meaning you pay the $300k now for harrassment rather than $300 cash payments every night via the sugardaddy / pro setup.

Remember, /biz/ was made by Wall St. for Wall st. The expression goes: if it flies, fucks or floats its always cheaper to rent than to buy.

>>23363673
the coomer is looking at himself in the mirror

So basically I run a diner and over the course of a few months now, I've been gradually replacing every male and ugly female staff member with a young, cute girl. I'm about 75% of the way there and I've begun to realize that simply having the place filled with attractive women is not enough to satisfy me. I'm thinking about biting the bullet and turning this place into my personal harem. My only fear is that at some point one of the girls will turn this around on me and accuse me of making them have sex to keep their job or something similar.
I've already considered making them sign contracts prior to sex that state it's consensual and not related to work. But I wonder if that will creep some of them out. Does anyone know if it'd be illegal to have a camera in my bedroom >that was running at the time of sex? Like a security camera or something that could be excused as not intentionally filming them fucking? That way I could just subtly get them to consent out loud and it'd be recorded.

>>23363575
Just don't rape them or be a dick, a tall order - I know. If you are dumb enough to get metoo'd then you deserve it fornbeing a coombrain. Don't play off of the power exchange, treat it like a relationship so that when it is over you can break it off amicably. Just saying, if you want to fuck your employee don't make the mistake of thinking you can treat them like a cum rag without any risk of getting metoo'd.

>>23363624
kek its true
>>23363575
but seriously OP, it's 2020, forget even banging your employees without something terrible happening, you can't even bang random chicks with confidence anymore
all they gotta do is feel the tiniest bit of regret and say something and you're finished and no one will believe you even though you're being honest
if you choose to do it, just remember my reply when you're sitting in a jail cell waiting for a judge to tell you how much your bail is

>>23370598
WOW! whats her name?

>>23370928
>her

>>23370928
Jim

>>23363575
Pay for a hooker you perv lmao.

>>23370928
>name

>>23373358
kek

>>23370928
>whats