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Worst Investing advice Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:05:50 2020 No.23335753 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:06:37 2020 No.23335768 >>23335753 get married

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:07:50 2020 No.23335790 invest only what you can afford to lose

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:08:30 2020 No.23335799 >>23335753 Invest in yourself by eating your paycheck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:10:08 2020 No.23335821 Take a loan and use leverage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:11:16 2020 No.23335841 >>23335821 Kek at my "joo" tag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:11:39 2020 No.23335846 buy avax

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:11:42 2020 No.23335847 Buy high and sell low

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:12:44 2020 No.23335869 Buy Luigi coin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:13:28 2020 No.23335882 File: 96 KB, 443x455, 1546298865960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go to university. :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:14:40 2020 No.23335903 >>23335753 Listen to /biz

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:16:13 2020 No.23335934 >>23335753 Buy x after it has gone parabolic! We are going to the moon, don't miss out! Hint: you want to miss out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:17:56 2020 No.23335962 >Don't invest in crypto, it's a scam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:25:55 2020 No.23336087 Bet on yourself when your career could end during your next play

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:03:54 2020 No.23336745 File: 1.88 MB, 250x277, 1602615889783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Niggers tongue my anus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:05:14 2020 No.23336773 >>23335753 marrying white women

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:09:52 2020 No.23336872 File: 2.68 MB, 2560x1707, xrp-crypto-scaled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't listen to the voices in your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:15:28 2020 No.23336977 >>23335799 Funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:40:45 2020 No.23337541 >>23335846 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:51:17 2020 No.23337747 File: 40 KB, 640x640, 1600483054074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23335753 buy presales especially if /biz/ tells you to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:53:35 2020 No.23337786 >>23335768 >>23335882 >>23336773 based >>23335753 buy BAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:54:20 2020 No.23337804 Dollar cost averaging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:55:11 2020 No.23337817 All in AMC

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:56:38 2020 No.23337847 Sell your stocks, cash is king.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:58:15 2020 No.23337872 File: 114 KB, 1223x1026, new_wsb_mascot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take the largest pay day advance loan you can get, and then buy SPY puts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 15:59:41 2020 No.23337899 Take a student loan and go to university

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:00:56 2020 No.23337923 >>23335790 This. You go all in, and if you lose just respawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:01:20 2020 No.23337932 All in cash Buy and hold cash until you retire. Keep it in the bank account so the jews can lend it out and make money from your money. I know people who unironically believe this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:01:24 2020 No.23337933 >>23335753 23333333

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:03:37 2020 No.23337986 File: 3.78 MB, 480x270, bitcoin carlos lasers.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:05:52 2020 No.23338023 File: 154 KB, 1440x810, 1592290687827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23335753 buy gold and silver

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:06:20 2020 No.23338032 buy LINK

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:06:55 2020 No.23338041 >>23338023 ??? Gold is fine but fuck silver.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 16:08:53 2020 No.23338076 >>23338023 fuck roosevelt and fuck niggers