/biz/ - Business & Finance

Redpill me on the risk of SPACs

How can the floor be $10? The risk is only the opportunity cost? Why can SPACs trade under $10 occasionally then?

FUCKING GAMESTOP

How do i get a girl like this bros

>>23327829
Get rich or you don't

>>23327827
if aliens that came from outside our solar system invade, there's literally nothing we can do, we'd be 100% fucked.

>>23327829
rape

>>23327846
I disagree.

I'm writing a script for a crime drama film about a group of friends that decide to bet their life savings on GameStop stocks. The film stars Jake Gyllenhaal as a disgraced Wall Street financial analyst who is forced to move back to his small midwest town of Ogallala, Nebraska. He reconnects with his high school friends, his best friend/peaked in high school jock quarterback Ryan Gosling and Ryan's Waffle House waitress girlfriend Samara Weaving. And Jonah Hill as Jake's nerdy next door neighbor. After a night of drinking, the four stumble into the idea of betting their life savings by investing in GameStop stocks. The movie follows the lives of these four characters as GameStop stocks gradually plummet, leaving them financially ruined. It's then revealed that Jake Gyllenhaal has been short selling this entire time and has made an insane amount of money, unlike the rest of his friends. Out of a fit of rage and jealousy, Ryan Gosling murders Jake Gyllenhaal for his betrayal. The movie is called When The Game Stops. Directed by Martin Scorsese.

>>23327864
Baste and kino

>>23327817
MIKO MIKO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>23327864
might watch idk but what if he short sold as a hedge and was gonna distribute to frens?

>>23327864
Brilliant

>>23327846
depends on if they're interested in the planet
otherwise yeah we're just getting nuked from orbit
if bob lazar is right and gravity field manipulation is possible then we're actually well and truly fucked because all of our non-nuclear weaponry is still conventional projectiles

>>23327864
Based, you definitely have to include coom cat.

>>23327888
checked. It's probably possible with lasers n shiiiiiiiet

>iron butterflys
holy fuck, i just found out about this. am i retarded or is this free money?

Is it time to get out of oil?

>>23327909
Ironflies aren't free, but they're really good for IV crush and have risk lower than my balls.

>>23327909
I'm serious on the risk too, it's possible to setup flies on spy literally risking a whole goddamn 8 bucks if you set it up right. Lower than limbo.

>>23327864
based
>>23327885
this is a good twist, especially if the whole time jake gyllenhaal isn't telling them much of any of it so it's a lesson in both the dangers of getting into financial speculation without knowing what you're doing and the dangers of giving away financial advice to people who don't know what they're doing
it sets up a tragic twist but the only problem is that there would be no reason for jake gyllenhaal not to tell them
really there would be no reason for jake gyllenhall to involve any of them unless they had large amounts of capital and/or jake gyllenhaal's character hates them all in which case why would he give them anything?
>>23327890
seconding this, jonah hill needs a cat with a weirdly-shaped head

Why are you not buying the VRTX dip?

>>23327921
Was it ever time to get into oil?

>>23327953
The dividends were nice.

>>23327921
The Saudis are getting out of oil, that should be a sell signal more than anything

>>23327864
I would unironically go to the theater to watch this.

>>23327931
>>23327946
yeah that's what im seeing. im seeing the collateral is like $100 for a max credit of $97, even if it turned out like shit you could still get like $10 per trade which is a 200% return
is the market too volatile right now for them though?

Reminder that QE is deflationary but is undertaken to spur inflation. This is why no civilization in history has escaped the QE quicksand.

>>23327903
gravity bends light, there's nothing that humans could feasibly come up with right now that could actually defeat the theoretical gravity field manipulator, the thing can literally descend thousands of feet in a second without the occupants feeling a thing

>>23327864
We all have goals anon. I really want to arrange a /smg/ meetup. But I have a lot of work to do to make that happen.
So is TACO gonna be the play for Monday?

Vote for Joe. We will increase your opportunities to stay safe. 100 percent care for all health problems
Trump can't make people well. He sick himself and there is no better opportunity now than ever to Vot Now You Are In Voting Now Vote Vote Vote.... don't forget the mail in ballot IS a Russian doll. GET THE BALLOT IN THE ENVELOPE AND INTO THE OTHER ENVELOPE AND HOPE THEY PUT IT IN ANOTHER ENVELOPE LATER.

>>23327921
>selling the bottom
You should be buying

>>23327864
>when the game stops
i was taking a leak and piss just splattered all over the toilet seat

>>23328016
baggie you good

>>23327864
>nothing about the short squeeze just based on pre 2020 gme

nope

What does this mean?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-10-15/banks-brace-for-big-bang-switch-on-80-trillion-worth-of-swaps

>>23327988
It's not a 200% return lol. $10 on $100 collateral is still a nice 10% though. The real chad move is to buy shares with your credit to hedge the upside against your potential $3 loss. A volatile market is a good time for ironflies too because iv has plenty of room to fall which helps your vega strat, and also the price could be volatile enough to briefly fall into your profitzone and you could cash out.

>>23328004
we should stop all welfare programs and send that shit to science. Even if all the unis are ran by libtards im sure they could figure it out eventually.

>>23328009
If I made it, I don't even know what goals I want. What are some good end game goals?

>>23328070
I can't read it faggot

>>23327921
I keep throwing pocket change into USO. Nowhere to go but up. I mean i get 16mpg in my blazer and I never stopped driving.

>>23328076
if it's true they're at the point where they're pulling anyone who might have any angle into this thing and they can't crack it
bob lazar got in because someone saw a newspaper article of him putting a jet turbine in his car
this thing is sitting somewhere in a hangar in the private sector with people prodding it and trying not to end up like the guy who allegedly died
imagine dying from an ayylmao gravity machine, probably had to scrape the guy together

>>23328076
>If I made it, I don't even know what goals I want. What are some good end game goals?
Depends on the individual. When I thought about orchestrating an /smg/ meetup I had a smile on my face. It's like my field of dreams moment. But everyone's goals are different.

>>23328070
>>23328078
Here:
https://www.americanbanker.com/articles/banks-brace-for-big-bang-switch-on-80-trillion-worth-of-swaps

>>23328079
>nowhere to go but up.
That's what I said in march.

>>23328087
I'll pay for drinks at bdubs. You're on your own for wings tho.

Lemonpepper and Mango habanero gang btw

>>23328087
Nc anon checking in. We got guns beer and white trash trailer park sluts.

>>23328102
based mango habanero chad
for me it's mango habanero and whatever meme seasonal flavor they have since i rarely go

>>23328076
its not $100 risk even if its $100 collateral, your max loss is $3 if your credit from the premiums is $97. if you win even a small amount on that ironfly you triple your max risk

>>23328076
In response to your response to >>23328004

My suspicion is that welfare if used right, helps make more rocket scientists out of the poor. If only they'd pull their head out of their ass. I think if we invested in one generation of competent parents, the world would sort itself out.

>>23328099
so its basically what are you willing to spend. We can use a go fund me style to get randoms. Honestly this is smg and charity is discouraged since if you need it you need to lurk more and loses cant attend.

>>23328137
You're calculating your profit % incorrectly. You're right that the risk is at most $3, I never said otherwise. But if you tie up $100, get a $97 credit for it, and buy it back for $87, you earned $10. $10 on a $100 collateral is a +10%

>>23328145
I'm all for helping a dude when he's down but clearly welfare isn't making rocket scientists right now.

>>23328118
what part tidewater is huge and you need to tell me now where in NC you afe.are

>>23328159
oh i see what you mean. but like you said, consistent no risk 10% returns is damn nice

>>23328118
The meetup would be in michigan. I already have a campsite picked out for next spring/summer. I just need to see there prices for large events. My goal is to make the event essentially free for anons, just have to show up.

>>23328174
>large events
anon, I....

>>23328174
Michigan? Not las vegas? Not newyork?

>>23328152
I considered doing a go fund me but if I'm being honest I don't really think that many people will be interested. It shouldn't be terribly expensive. $10k would make the event incredibly enjoyable, but if anons gave money to it, that's literally all they would have to do. I would handle all planning including, site, food, booze, etc.

>>23328174
Hmm I hope no one gets murdered

QQQ EOY?

>>23328181
If I'm doing all the leg work, you have to come to my neck of the woods.

>>23328174
I saw an anon yesterday ask if we can bring dubs. Like the ones this post will get.
CHECK EM

>>23328159
The kid who gets invited to the Whitehouse but says no id rather stay home. We have a list of these children who respectfully declined full expenses paid for like 8 to 12 year old kids who are now still reading and studying everything they can get there hands on.

>>23328204
well shit ill take an all expense paid trip to see my commander in chief and be yer rocket scientist.

>>23328118
I think north Carolina embraces niggers because of sports and slavery, but Duke is a good school for doctors. Best if you want to be a doctor

>>23328192
I have honestly considered that the scenario could get out of control and I'm willing to take responsibility for that if it happens. I'm more worried about how NEET autists would interact with richfags frankly.

Can the anon that made this tell me how he did it? I want to start making my own.

>>23328192
Only thing getting murdered would be someone's boipussy kek

Should i get a solar roof?

>>23328238
... we are all neet autists. the richfags are just masters of their craft. Needless to say a camping trip for /biz/ seems kinda lame. We ain't /k/

>>23328174
If its on lower peninsula Michigan count me the fuck out. Use my stipend or planned expenditure for 2 others. I'll sponsor those faggots.

>>23328251
In all seriousness kneepad would likely get fucked, rather it be willing or not.

>>23328219
I factors. Got to meet obama....

>>23328255
I second this. 10k gofund me should get a floor in a shitty hotel

>>23328238
Michigan is an open carry state so at least there's precautions against someone robbing everybody lmao

>>23328255
>>23328258
Well I'm trying to be realistic. I actually am serious about this, but it would be in the lower peninsula. If anons end up not being interested in the idea, I'm not gonna bother and drop the whole thing, but if interest is there I'll make it happen.

>>23328009
I asked my friends in Cali - they said Del Taco is known for being shit. I dunno if that anecdote is worth anything but I'll take their words for it. Multiple people who don't even know each other have blatantly admitted without hesitation that it's a terrible chain. My guess is that Reddit latched onto it because they love eating shit and delight at the smell of their own farts.

>>23328271
If you think that's possible for that price I'll seriously consider it.
>>23328272
I am banking on mob justice for anyone that gets out of control, and I personally own two guns myself.

>>23328284
>that chink
I honestly might throw up. It looks like baggies GF

>>23328277
>>23328174

>meetup

for real anon what exactly is it you hope to accomplish? start some gay group fund that everone forgets about in 2 weeks?

IDK if youve seen the typical board meetup crowd, but its not the type to go hunting or hiking with, nor who you'd have any success pulling at bar with unless you said you're the other anons tard wrangler.

this is not a place for outside gogs. I could see a video chat or discord type thing, but what the point of having an in person event with a bunch of people who never leave the cave?

>>23328284
>these are the people giving you advice about sex
The absolute state of things

>>23328320
Like I said previously, if it's not something people are interested in I'm just gonna drop it altogether.

>>23328272
what you have to pull trigger first. Shit how much of being a fucking front line have you had... shit gets dirty upper peninsula we can get a campsite bring in wood big ass bon fire. But nah we're not meeting in the sticks no matter how much I would like that. Im taking a 2 city radius away from anything close to Canada. Im still unsure if the Canadian consultant has apologized for how they treated me.

>>23328320
>>23328327
lol wait how about this for a meetup?
instead of going to a campground or a hotel or whatever, we open a physical office location and hedgefund that shit lmfao

make our own spac and go public. hire only from /smg/. all anons welcome to tour the place at anytime

>>23328284
book and its cover and all, but she doesn't LOOK like she knows much about sex

>>23328277
Vegas or it never happens

>>23327817
LOADED THE FUCK UP ON HERTZ $2 CALLS

$$$$ OR SUICIDE I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

>>23328327
the problem is youll have everyone say they are interested, then the people with self respect iwll drop, and youll be left with portapotty poster and 2 scoops

>>23328260
that sadist fuck would probably wear one of those diaphragms with teeth
>>23328295
honestly a campout even for the day doesn't really seem /biz/ or /smg/like to me
a shitty hilton conference room meetup has the exact kind of shitcoin/penny stock investors conference vibe that fits this place

>>23328344
Nothing wrong with vegas but do you know how fucking expensive that would be?

>>23328353
Ok than I will move my focus to hotels and try and actually make it a "young stock investors conference". We could make that happen.

>>23328355
It is actually super cheap fights and everything if you start planning now.

>>23328250
http://37.204.205.9/Umineko/screenshot/generator.html

It's partially broken since it was made like a decade ago and the domain expired. In order to get the image after you generate, you need to right click the broken image preview, get the image address, and replace http://no-info.no-ip.info/ with http://37.204.205.9/

>>23328355
I didn't know you need to do 2 covid tests to get on a plane then 2 more after and they cost 250 dollars each... look fuck 1000 per person just for testing of something that only kills people who were going to die anyway.

>>23328347
honestly I wasn't that sure on it and then the idea of witnessing the elder behemoth that is Lil Twinky in person or the absolute unit that is crackhead poster just sold me on it

>>23328364
If that's the case, how many people do you think is a realistic number to actually show up to such an event. I'll make phone calls when I have an estimated number of people attending. 50? 25? 10?

>>23328377
If crackhead sociopath anon doesn't show up, it's cancelled.

>>23328367
made one

>>23328378
I'd be tempted to say yes once my life was in order.

>>23328348
You're gonna lose all of that money but don't suicide yet, from now on invest in real stocks like GME, WMT, or XOM.

>>23328378
how far out are we talking here

>>23328367
So for example, the generated link should look like this:
http://37.204.205.9/Umineko/screenshot/umineko.pl?bg=akz&sprites=&text=%22Fuck%20niggers!%22&format=png&quality=100

>>23328398
Well you would have plenty of time to decide if I'm being honest. These type of plans take a long time to come to fruition. But I know there are a fair amount of richfags in these threads, and I'd like to meet them and talk stocks.

>>23328367
Thanks anon.

>>23328401
My goal would be spring or summer 2021.

>>23328378
I mean you're barking up the wrong tree, but count me as 3 people.. keep your own tally sheets i got friends who could come and bachelor party pay their way... its about a date and firm commitment. The venue yeah social distancing.... you want Michigan lower p meet up in Detroit... what the fuck... at least Cleveland has rock and roll hall of fame. The best shit in detroit is across the river in Toronto

>>23328389
George is a moron don’t listen to him

>>23328444
checked. I don't know who george is. I don't know what any of this is.

Just bought april 2021 $250 vrtx calls today. Can’t wait to be a millionaire while you guys are still gambling with bankrupt car rental companies

Top is in

>>23328435
Well do you want to do Vegas or detroit because both would be cheap? But if I were to start a GoFundMe I would need a ballpark figure of how many people were coming. There are casinos in both places.

>>23328415
you need to set a specific weekend date... once you have foundation you can build the event on top and around that moment. Im not hating ima show up or not. Im just thinking the idea is stupid. People need to want to go to the destination and Detroit ready makes me too close to Canada so I won't go.

>>23328341

>>23328458
anon, those are 14% otm and your underlying just tanked 20% for the week bro...
>>23328464
>zero hedge
>roastie investing
conflicting signals desune could go either way.

>>23328464
strong sell signal

>>23328466
look the go fund me is against 4chan biz rules.. no advertising.. this is 100 percent self funded by the people for the people. I have 700 dollars saved up in a vegas fund. I can fund my self and will bring more friends and go over budget

>>23328469
Fair point. Probably the closer to summer the cheaper it will be. I will look into what hotels are cheapest because I'm not looking to make money off of this.
It would be pretty based to have a hoard of white supremacists marching through vegas drunk and ready to party. You seem like you're moderately interested so if you have any valuable input I'll definitely listen.

>>23328474
This is a great idea... let's buy land in South Dakota

>>23328513
what's the price of 100 acres

>reminder that Cannabis will save our tanking economy.
>IIPR
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
>CURLF

>>23328498
Yeah but /biz/ jannies are retarded. All I would have to do is slip it into the OP.

Posted in ded thred by accident.
You lads putting calling or just getting the popcorn ready?

>>23328518
wtf we need our own airstrip to land planes

>>23328513
You know what if I make it I'll get a house in South Dakota. It'll be like one of those streamer houses but it's just a bunch of anons daytrading in it. Maybe we stream that too and get revenue to trade with lol. We'll have an office segment that's a holding company and eats up smaller microcaps and we elect anons to their board to run it.

>>23328482
Yes, I bought them after it tanked 20%. It will recover

>>23328543
I think we're onto something. Bizspac69

>>23328521
no I've got like involved and have never been less than honest. I've repealed a 30 day ban and won the case... i mean rules are rules. I really think we have the best thread on 4chan but rules are rules. Even if I don't report it some one else will... we have long and shorts arguing the same shit and once a loser is exposed they want to feel credible and just report report report.

>>23328522
Apple profits have gone nowhere since 2018 but the stock price keeps rising

>>23328543
that probably costs less than I have i. Cash to start.

>>23328464
fuck you lana, dont you fuck with my GME play bitch

>>23328571
I'm on the phone with the venetian palazzo hotel in Vegas. I'm gonna ask about hotel prices for large groups.

>>23328578
Apple was undervalued back then that’s why. It had like a 12 pe. It’s overvalued now but fair value is probably in the $80s

I was just told by a very obviously african american woman that the palazzo that I have to call back between the hours of 8am - 6pm to talk about group packages. I told her we were a hobbyist group of investors trying to have a conference. I'm gonna try a different hotel now.

>>23328578
Yeah the uhh showcase or whatever you call it their new products were just copies... they're no long innovative and they are copying everything its time to short apple... sucks theyre part of sp500 and qqq but it's a declined year. Opportunities are not in tim apples company. I remember watching forest Gump and I how tim gave forest the strength to save the Americans from aliens and kikes like me.

>>23328528
no we need a /biz/ compound where we can hoard gold

>>23328590
No whats the one with the dead bodies... Mandalay bay.

>>23328643
you guys can give me all of your gold. Trust me I need your silver and first born child too

if trips we all share the honeymoon suite with rkg and 'her' boipucci

>>23328648
Just got off the phone with the cosmopolitan hotel of Las Vegas. The very obviously african american man told me that I have to contact the sales department for group sales and that they are not available until Monday. So I can't get a quote from them until then bags. But I will most definitely fucking do it. We are gonna make this happen in vegas.

>>23328676
it's a saturday at 3am and some daytrading anon is calling vegas hotels to invite other anons to come shitpost IRL on the strip

>>23328662
close enough for me

>>23328685
I'm about to call mandalay bay, they better not dick me around like the other two.

>>23328708
godspeed

Just called the mandalay bay customer service line. I told them that I was hosting a conference for a group called "stock market general". The operator told me I have to ca in the morning after 9am to talk to group sales. I guess I'm gonna have to call tomorrow to get quotes.

Any other cheap vegas casinos any anons have for me to call?

Was gone on Friday

Anything happened?

>tfw too poor to roll with /smg/
So many here have seven figures and i don't even have six

>>23328800
Richfags are abundant

>>23328783
We should speculate the price of the local escorts while you are at it

>>23328783
>cheap
>mandalay bay
define cheap

>>23328793
Just retards who FOMO'd into gamestop getting BTFO'd

>>23328800
>So many here have seven figures
Lmao

I had more profit with five figures than with six. You just get careful and don't just buy 10 MSFT calls.
>>23328519
I'd love to smoke some weed right now desu
Haven't had any for six months

>>23328783
https://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/

>>23328800
It ain't about how much you have
It's about winning
and about how much you'll have tomorrow
>>23328817
nevada is actually one of few states with legal prostitution, although iirc it's reserved for counties under a certain population and I think the strip doesn't technically meet it lol.

>>23328828
>I had more profit with five figures than with six. You just get careful and don't just buy 10 MSFT calls.
I've heard of this phenomenon before
6 figure hell, they call it. Too much to risk it all, too little to /makeit/ on dividends alone.

>>23328821
Baggie recommended it, definitely not the end all be all.

>>23328863
you should just say
"gimme a ballpark figga my nigga"
learned that one from The Art of the Deal

>>23328824
Sad. But hoping for a squeeze is always a gamble
>>23328852
It's enough for me to live off of it at this point but not enough to throw caution in the wind.

What you anons don't understand is that if my sales pitch to the casino is good enough, we can get a heavy discount for being an "organization". /smg/ could be a legit trading group.

>>23328885
What are you trying to do?

>>23328895
Get an /smg/ meetup as cheap as possible.

>>23328901
Middle of a forrest, preferably where there isnt phone reception or cameras

>>23328902
>ID: pwn OP
>>23328901
get pwned on lol

>>23328911
>>23328917
The consensus is to rent a floor at a hotel in Vegas. I'm trying to get a price to get things moving.

>>23328872
https://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/waiting-willing-and/432065709278

Awaiting response

>>23328936
God bless, you are a part of the team.

We got 20 rooms and the whole banquet hall we provide catering for the weekend before Juneenth. And I can cancel into weeks.

>>23328070
Overnight lending rate of banks (Libor) is getting replaced. Sounds like any short term turbulence will be compensated. Long term the new benchmark (SOFR) will provide more liquidity.

>>23328901
During the Rona?
I can barely cross the border to see my cousin's new baby.

>>23328962
Baggie you aren't making sense. You drank too much wine. Do a line of crystal and get back to me.

>>23328962
Shit I think I have a wedding to go to that weekend .. might be after, but at least I booked 20 rooms having a deposit gets you further.

>>23328962
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>23328962
>15 people and food for 500
Lmao

>>23328977
It's not something that anyone who can attend would want to miss.

>>23328997
You're not coming?

>>23328985
I told them we need the whole room and a whole floor they ran my name and gave it to me.

>>23328989
His autism took over

>>23329012
Gtfo, I called 3 casinos and they told me to fuck off and call tomorrow. You are a liar.

>>23329011
American express platinum is dope.

bros the second rona wave is about to hit hard, i suggest you sell your stonks asap

why do anons give this faggot attention? he provides zero value and his opinions are terrible

god i hate tripfags

>>23329031
You drunk bastard you replied to the wrong comment. Do you have a quote or no?

>>23329040
Who?

>>23329026
baggie is jewish

>>23329049
I got an agreed estimate and I get to talk more Monday these plans will change but I'm booking the whole floor 2 nights and the hall for about 10 grand plus taxes and fees

>>23329100
What was the agreed estimate?

It's 30 rooms 3 suites and the whole hall for 1 night, they provide tables and linens i lied and said smg conference would be the investors conference and it was a board banquet. Guys remind me to cancel i already wired them 10k.

>>23327864
I'm thinking of writing a story about a man who grew up rich, but was unsatisfied. He with a couple of friends used their wealth to form a mafia and used family members to launder funds. However, he was undone by his only surviving son, a crack addict who fucked his dead brothers wife. With his dementia creeping up, will he be able to hold together his mafia before its too late?

I'm going to bed I will continue this tomorrow.

>>23329146
You're a real sack of shit all the way to your core. That's why you're dating a prostitute that can't speak English.

>>23329150
Good night
>>23329035
>Selling
Never.

>>23329149
don't like it... write it from the narrative of hunter biden

>>23329170
>asians without makeup
SELL SELL SELL

>>23329170
she taught me more Korean than you know of a foreign language... say what you want about her.. shes stolen my heart.

>>23329170
I don't know.. how can I not be attracted to her.... i actually kinda think life is easier since people see her as unattractive. I mean i get her soul. I've seen her humility her devotion, and the countless expressions on her face everything... umm I just feel a shared goal and system of values with her that honestly make me want to pop the question. She will say yes, but its super super persononal.

>>23329277
baggie go to bed

Ok so, really, I mean I assume anons here have seen that lana fucking rhoades is now in the stonk market game?
Should I unironically go all in puts? I remember the last time a famous girl (pokimane?) entered the market, it crashed in a few days

are women the ultimate bearish indicator?

>>23329401
absolutely 100%

Oilchads report in
Down 50% on XOM, been holding since 2018, averaged down a lot but WE WILL BE TRIUMPHANT

also how do I invest in hentai

Anons what should I replace MRO Bags with? Was thinking of more RTX, PLTR, or some other energy.

>>23329443
buy GME

>>23329438
i was actually going to start buying into oil before i heard about gme, how's oil coming along? is it going to go down more before say, January?

>>23327864
Who the fuck are these people and why are 5 white people in a waffle house.

>>23329464
But its run too far for me to get my money back.

>>23329478
>is it going to keep going down
Probably. Buy your positions in small lots so you can average down

>>23329489
last chance to get in at 13.30

I am hoping and expecting a mini crash Monday. Covid rates went up too quickly. If it maintains there might be a minor correction

>>23329513
>covid
priced in

>>23329513
bullish for GME

>>23329519
Price in THIS
*unzips*

>>23329489
Oh 5 white people I a wafflehouse is how you start scary movies these days. Back in my day if my brother and i were being bad in public my mom would threaten to flash her tits... once your like 2 years old you never wanna see those again

>>23329401
The market began to crash 3 days after pokimane tweeted about it. If history repeats itself, we crash Monday or Tuesday.

>>23329545
If history repeates its self you buy every dip, and leverage off tech... i wouldn't be surprised if Berkshire is unloading apple and building a war chest of cash like you wouldn't belive.

>>23329443
buy GME.

>>23329401
The advent of the "stonks" meme and those million+ view youtube videos on wallstreetbets have been a disaster for the financial industry. In all seriousness, the public consciousness being captured by the idea of speculation betrays desperation and fear. Expect higher levels of ambient crime and general misery.
"Notice how, as his plane becomes debased, his fears grow greater. At
first, he is merely annoyed about his creditors; in the next stage, he fears
being sharped by his fellow-gamblers; then, it is the police who loom
terrible in his mind; and lastly the grim form of the executioner threatens
him."
>>23329170
Be kind to Baggie

>>23329565
I am gonna play 0DTE SPY puts next week and use that money to get SPY LEAPS.

Alright guys I've got a CFD on hertz currently sat slightly down. I'm hoping that at open on Monday it's going to jump up and I'll be able to cash out quickly, should I just cash out now in case it goes the other way? I can't really see the rush lasting Iver the weekend, the company is still fucked regardless of the money its been loaned.

>>23329581
nah i think it's great that more people get into the market, especially through meme magic. of course, they should invest responsibly

>>23329538
baggie, no, really. you good?

GUYS

>>23329714

>>23329735
Its $LLNW if you're wondering. Has a pretty good upside with earnings coming up. They do streaming services and other shit I dont understand but still went all in

>>23327829

Go out sometimes?
Oh wait you cant because its flu season...

>>23327890
yes.

Anons I have a little trouble with the ladies. What should I talk about besides my 200 shares of GME?

>>23330064
racial politics in the US

i'm working on an index/watchlist that lists the stocks of financial services companies

merv.tech
we need a stocks version of that site

FB is the best FAANG stock prove me wrong

>>23330334
FAANG more like FAG lmao

Now that I'm holding substantial amounts of FNGU I'm scratching my head thinking about how something so "risky" outperforms everything by a fucking longshot. It's like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive.

standard deviation trading anon are you here?

what is your entry strategy, just buy when price hits the lower band?

>>23330374
The Fed decided to make the market a bunch of shitcoins with ZIRP in 2009. FNGU is just the most promising shitcoins.

>>23327921
>Oil went into negative months ago
Oh no bro. It's a really good idea to invest in oil in the decade when electric vehicles become the standard, countries ban plastics and business are looking for new materials.

>>23330409
>The Fed decided to make the market a bunch of shitcoins with ZIRP in 2009. FNGU is just the most promising shitcoins.
I'm okay with this

>>23330401
s.ds, expected value etc are only useful when you're trading extremely high volumes and milking the law of large numbers
in general, just buy and hold good companies and buy more when they'res a dip

>>23329519
>People think it's just a flu
>Cases skyrocket during autumn
>Deaths skyrockets during winter
>Millions of deaths worldwide, much more than expected
"Priced in" permabulls are so dumb. The market expects the virus to do nothing at all, and will collapse when proven otherwise

>>23330450
mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i guess i know that and i'm already doing it
but it gave me a single digit return this year

and i want MORE MONEY OK??????????????????????????????????????????????

i'd use it on the daily only

buy in upwards trend when it's dipping
and buy only preselected good companies

better than random fucking entry isn't it?

my meme trend lines dont work very well for that so i want to try something new

>>23327817
How do I invest in VTubers? I sent an email to hololive asking to invest 50k. I haven't heard back. Good idea or bad Idea?

>>23327826
they can acquire a literally who company to earn the acquisition fee and dump the bag on shareholders

Have a Korone

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>>23330500
TA doesn't work, sorry. If there really is a consistent signal, then it would be traded out so quickly you wouldn't even realize it.
I suppose if you have to use meme lines, just stick with the very basic ones - moving averages and some standard dev channels.

>>23330629
dirty indian

>>23328161
Nc boyysss

High country reporting in

Is anyone unironically considering opening a short on GME? The current price doesn't seem sustainable without further news events. Not to mention the likelyhood of a nice dump after dismal Q3 results. I am long GME since an entry of 4.90. Many of the core factors behind this play at that time - undervalued compared to book, not going bankrupt but priced for it - are no longer present at the current speculative price. GME has one of the worst business models you can find in the current climate, and this will not change until they prove actual ecommerce growth. The share price could collapse fast after Q3 before it runs up again, and only if Cohen manages to pivot the company into growth.

>>23330684
fuck u bitch

>>23328543
ANON when?

its been 33 years since the black monday event, are we going to see a repeat because of trump?

>>23330646
DCA'ing into a stock at/below the 200 hour MA does work, even institutions do it. just because they do it doesn't mean it doesn't work. i guess that isn't day trading though if that's what you meant by it not working.

>>23330684
PLEASE SHORT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FUEL

>>23330684

>>23330591
dat shit cute, nigga

>>23331273
>>23331289
Are you guys new? Before the runup due to Cohen and msft news the discussion about the foundation behind this play has always been about the minimal downside risk and high upside due to book value and the fact that GME is not going bankrupt. Many of us, myself included, who entered then are up massively already. There will be a time when GME runs ahead of its fundamentals, and that will be the time to short it. I don't think the time is now either, but if you don't play both sides of this trade you are denying yourself potential gains.

>>23329277
You're drunk already.

>>23331415
Newfag, yea. I agree with what you said but just am unsure of myself with timing buying puts, I don't want to just throw money away buying them at random times, maybe I'll try it on the week of/a few weeks before Q3 earnings since everyone seems to be anticipating a dip when that comes.

what am I buying today

>>23331265
Yes. But not because of him.

>>23331573
rum.

>>23331582
what does this mean? is my BAC position safe?

MIKO A SHIT

>>23331606
MIKO MIKO MIIIIIII

>>23331606
hehehe Rei in ID
me id have good taste

are stonks just gambling

>>23330684
when is Q3 earnings, anyways?

>>23331689
just day trading and options on shitty stocks are. longer term swing or position trading on blue chips aren't.

>>23331699
Around end of November. It's a coinflip really. There is a chance they can beat with their switch and the 1 up sales.

>>23330064
Third wave feminism and divorce law, then bring it back to how you're just passionate about protecting your GME stack

>>23331714
the problem is if they beat and especially if they beat enough to cause the squeeze, you're gonna miss out. if you're at such a low cost basis, why not take the risk? sell part of your position if you want to lock in some profits, probably around 15 if you can get it in the coming weeks. i already did that myself and my cost basis is $10, and im still gonna just hold unless it actually drops to $10 again. hell if it breaks $12 support i might exit there and buy back in wherever it bottoms out.

>BAC
>JPM
>MRK
>BRKB
>PEP
>UNH
>HD
>LH
>DIS
>SNE
Rate this value folio

>>23331745
How do you identify a loss of support, I've heard this before...

>>23331767
When the price falls past a point it was previously resisting falling past. That's it. The opposite is called breaking resistance when it's going up.

>>23331761
been eyeing SNE as well.
looked good at 78, and now it's down even more. cock is twitching

>>23331711
Makes sense. I recently started investing and my dumb risky investments tickle the same part of my brain as gambling does.

>>23331689
Statistically speaking, portfolios with a certain minimum number of positions that are selected at random (from all available stocks) will have higher median returns than portfolios with positions selected by a rationale. However, common Boomer DD portfolios have much lower risk and a very high probability to give returns over long periods of time (decades).

You can beat the market, and people do all the time, but it's statistically unlikely that you will. To do so, you need superb instincts, superior information, plain luck or a combination of all.
For ~80% of people in these threads DCAing into boring ETFs would be the superior approach.

>>23330064
about your 200 shares of PLTR

>>23329788
>They do streaming services and other shit I dont understand but still went all in
/biz/ everyone

>>23331852
I made 40% yesterday by YOLOing 0dte KO options.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23331874
>plain luck
If you could do this consistently, you would be a Multi-billionaire. Alas, you post on 4chan.

>>23331582
You have our attention. Please. Continue...

>>23331852
Even buying QQQ beats the market. I doubt much people here underperform the market since betting on MSFT, TSM and AMZN to go up in the mid and long term is beating the market with near certainty.

>>23331265
>>23331582
Oh anons don't tease me... I bought puts at close

>>23331582
Lookin for a quick rundown. I watching this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXKIaRKdy4Q&feature=emb_logo

>>23331894
Exactly. The only thing is you think I'm stuck in here with you. You all are stuck in here with me.

>>23332037
Let's not kid ourselves we're all stuck in this shithole with ourselves.

>>23330460
The only chance this virus has on killing masses is in mutation. There's a good chance of that in the future as this virus seems to skip animal to animal to animal easily. Just takes a chink to eat a rat and It's Covid-20 time.

>>23331761
Get Fedex & UPS, get rid of PEP/BAC, also 4/10 ngmi porfolio.

>>23332032
>everything will crash, that's why you should buy my gold coins

Should I buy the Vertex dip?

Going to make a full evangelion opening parody about GME. Wish me luck.

>>23328519
why the fuck are the whitest states the least free when it comes to pot? like yeah sure no niggers but what kind of oppressive shit is that

>>23332213
Because its shit?
Fucking potheads.

>>23332237
shut the fuck up faggot that's your opinion and has nothing to do with freedom

>>23332190
YES
Finally a reasonable person

>>23332213
We don’t want you here pothead.

>>23332262

Guys what is the NAS100 finna do on Monday morning? I need to prepare my asshole

>>23332190
I've been looking into vertex too, but wtf are they actually doing, they make meds for diseases that i never heard of?

has anyone a clue if their "genomic research" is actually worth something, or better or equal to jnj or merck?

>why the fuck are the whitest states the least free when it comes to pot? like yeah sure no niggers but what kind of oppressive shit is that

>>23331415
Are you a fucking retard? I was gonna tell you what you should do instead, but you know what, go ahead and short it. Don't forget to start a gofundme page when you lose everything.

>>23332213
Pot seems to kill any sort of ambitious feelings from my experience. It honestly just needs to be used for medical uses.

All these anons who do nothing but play video games & smoke pot grow these feelings of despair as they've missed out on a lot of life. Sad.

>>23328355
I’m with Baggie. Vegas is actually super cheap, especially in the winter. I go two or three times a year for rock climbing in Red Rocks and a room at a casino on the strip is 30-40$ a night usually. Plus the food is the best in the country.

>>23332368

>>23332340
It’s a very strong company. They’ve basically cured CF. I think they’re doing work on CRISPR now too. They’ve acquired quite a few promising companies lately too.

NEW!!! &_&

>>23332383

>>23332383

>>23332383

>>23332383

OMFG

>>23332383

>>23332383

>>23332389
Perfect example.

Stay away from weed. Only use it if you have legit medical issues. Otherwise, over the long term, you'll lack motivation to do anything but eat pizza and play video games....as life passes you by when you're 29 and still haven't had sex.

>>23332437
>as life passes you by when you're 29 and still haven't had sex.
But I don't smoke weed and this is already happening

>>23332437
>as life passes you by when you're 29 and still haven't had sex.
Eh, as someone who did exactly this I don't know if you can really blame the weed for all of it, I had friends who were also potheads that managed to still be normalfags, have gfs, jobs, normal social lives, etc.

>>23327864
I'm unironically from Ogallala and that sounds kino. Make the restaurant a bar and grill or a generic fast food place instead of Waffle House, because the nearest one is in Colorado.

I can almost feel the small town jealousy and status-signalling again.

>>23332213
See American history x

>>23328355
Dubs checked but this is /biz we got money.

>>23328415
Sounds doable to me.

>>23328543
This would be dope as fuck!

>>23328833
Checked and how do you avoid getting fucked by the cops when you do this?

>>23327921

I'm selling LUNE when they slash their divvy, but I doubt they will.

>>23333094
isn't prostitution OK in NV?

>>23329538
This could be a new pasta.

>>23328578

inflation of PE-ratios because of low interest rates and shit bond-yields. this is the reason stonks go up no matter what.

>>23330500
>my meme trend lines dont work very well for that so i want to try something new
Just use a moving average you doofus, meme lines are retarded. Don't make it harder than it is. Just pick one of the common lengths like 20, 50, 100, 200. The higher the lesser the noise.

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