/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anyone who says they wouldn’t burn company money to bang instagram thots+pornstars 24/7 is full of shit.

>>23265956
I honestly doubt he gives a fuck.
Hes already lived the life every faggot on /biz/ dreams of. Some faggot will reply to this saying its degenerate and/or he just wants to earn money to raise a family with his 6/10 wife, but its a fucking lie. We want to get rich because we want to be able to live like Dan lives. Also the two arent mutually exclusive so I doubt he gives one singular fuck

>>23266125
Based

>>23265956
who?

>>23265956
What a dumbass, he could have been funneling all his millions into LINK over the last 3 years and became a billionaire.

>>23266229
link is a scam dummy

>>23266175
>We want to get rich because we want to be able to live like Dan lives
t. 85 IQ poorfag making 99% of this dude audience, you will always be poor

>>23265956
He left the country and is in Armenia

>>23266175
the faggot lives on the edge of an heart attack because of the drugs. I hate society, so I don't envy his life style

>>23265956
Looks like you’re advertising your retarded website underneath

>>23266125
>>23266175
>bang sluts
>go broke and your rep is trashed
WHAT A GOOD LIFE

>>23266175
Imagine having instagram hoes with single digit IQ around you all day. You bang one for 5 min tops and then what? You talk to them? everyone around this faggot is only there because of his money. Thats the reality of things and thats the saddest shit ever.

>>23266175

you mean the lifestyle he portrays himself as having

Lmao imagine squandering your family fortune so you can get likes on Instagram. Just lmao.

>>23266175

I agree with you however the USA is filled with severerely low Testosterone cucks/simps. Their Testosterone is so low that I think most of them don't even care about women or sex, so a 6/10 wife would be like a home run for most.

The whole country needs a massive Testosterone Ethanate injection twice weekly

>>23267012
>after a couple months the world forgets about it
>you can still have a decent upper-middle class life
Yes, a good life.

>>23267097
Which country is filled with the manliest men, Chad?

>>23267012
WTF other dude takes photos of him and 5 whores sitting in bed?

>>23265956
his people need him in artsakh. will he deliver?

>>23266175
It would be fun for a month, but live like that? No.

>>23266229
He has BTC and XMR

>>23266229
LINK LAW

>>23265956
This guy never made any of the money he has. All of it was an inheritance from daddy before he went to prison for jewing his clients.
According to the Uber mega chad (TM), he won his 100 million dollars playing poker. A feat that had never happened to that day, and has never been duplicated. It's quite amazing given he has lost every poker hand since then.

>>23267012
He should pull a Roosh and embrace his Armenian roots and serve the Orthodox church. It's pretty much his only option at this point.

>>23266175
Nothing about his life was real though, thats the problem. Not that it matters TERRIBLY I suppose, but its not like he was living it large. He was faking living it large, which is kind of sad.

>>23266175
>We want to get rich because we want to be able to live like Dan lives

Maybe you won't believe me when I say this but if I had to live that life I'd have a psychotic break.

>>23267062
This anon will make it

>>23267076
His family will remain wealthy for eternity

>>23265956
He should go fight for Armenia (secretly to avoid creditors) and use his thot patrol to bring awareness and support for the armenian nation

why do threads like this always bring out hordes of 90 IQ types who simp for the guy?
for that matter, what is it with lower class guys and their need to simp for men?
jesus christ, have some pride in yourself

He pays all those whores to hang around him. The moment he is broke those same whores won't even remember his name or want anything to do with him.

>>23266175
Imagine idolizing Dan Bilzerian lmao

>>23268991
He can't afford the whores anymore.

>>23266175
he's a manchild hedonist. Paying for hanging out with sluts it's beta as fuck. He's a manlet too.

>won it all playing poker

>strong jawline alpha male

>>23267076
Ahahahahha lol lmaof you nailed it !

>>23266175
>everybody wants to be dan

I don't want to be a manlet.

>>23266175
>live like Dan

cringe af

>>23269487
>>23269517

He's not really ugly but the beard definitely creates some kind of stronger aura

How does this fag get a pee pee loan being the biggest coombrain simp

DRNS

>>23267218
Probably not nearly enough to be a billionaire from it. Doubt he even has 7 figures in crypto. I'd be surprised if he has 6 figures.

>>23269517
Dang, dude is lucky he has good beard genes to hide his weak jawline

>>23267315
Gawd damn right pajeet nigger.

>>23269192
Because this board is filled with 18-20 something year old stupid zoomer faggots who collect funko pops and call it an investment.

This guy is 100% all marketing. Its easy to see.

>>23269872
ok boomer.

>>23266175
>weekly
Either you are too stupid to understand basic logical fallacies like "projecting" or you think you have somehow "figured it out" and banging whores is the highest aspiration to strive for. Either way, you are nothing more than a pathetic coomer.