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> be me
> brilliant idea.gif
> start a youporn channel
> google where to find pron girls
> find adult model aganecies
> send inquiry to hire some “fresh faces”
> agent responds instantly, only $500/3 hours per girl
> I order two
> they show up alone to my hotel
> I fuck them
> holy fuck discovered legal prostitution loop hole
> spend 2,000 link over the last month banging literal sluts
> today a popular pornstar is asking for the video to post on her twitter
> I put camera on tripod in room but never record anything
> agency is now calling me asking for the videos as it’s against the policy to use a prostitution
> agency also lawyer asking for my business license and incorporation status as well as proof of std test.
> I didn’t do any of this

How fucked am I?

>> No.23221641

what a fucking retard

>> No.23221686
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>>23221460
Fucking based lol

>> No.23221689

blame camera issues, ask for a refund or a rerecord.

>> No.23221718

lmfaooo!

>> No.23221750

>>23221689
This

Or reply as your "Mother" and claim that anon died from mega-giga-aids. Tell them the girls should get tests, and go to confession.

>> No.23221760

>>23221689
kek

op is so fucked

>> No.23221776

>>23221460
Tell them the women didn't do it right lol

Also, you're a fucking retard who messed with the mob

>> No.23221816

>>23221460
broooo please tell me this is real post picture of tripod with timestamp pls

>> No.23221877

>>23221460
Probably gonna have to change your name and leave the country

>> No.23221879

Now would be a good time to fake your own death and move to a non-extradition country

>> No.23221903

>>23221460
This is how a larp is done correctly lads

>> No.23221924
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>>23221460
your biggest mistake here was selling your link

>> No.23221956

>>23221460
>only $500/3 hours per girl
Lmao no way. That's what hookers already ask without being filmed. Assuming those are USD.

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>>23221460
Great post, op

>> No.23222053
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>>23221460
10/10

>> No.23222067

>>23221956
Irl it would be 500 an hour for only one girl

>> No.23222091

>>23221460

post proof OP

>> No.23222099
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best thread in 2 weeks. XD XD

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>>23221460
I give 0 shits if this is real or not. I cant stop laughing.

>> No.23222310
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if true, easily one of the most based threads ive read

>> No.23222367

>>23221460
i love this site

>> No.23222384

absolute kek
also, are they fucking retarded to just send girls to random people without checking any licence or std test?
Why do they suddenly ask this after a fucking month?
they are as retarded as you OP
anyway, good luck

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>>23221460
What a waste of link

>> No.23222577

>be me
>fart and shit
>poop and cum
>continue shitting
>i am now completely covered in poopoo
>oops.png
>start cleaning myself
>mom walks in
>start throwing poopoo at her in rage
>beat her
>shit and cum all over her
>let out one big final braaaaap into her face
>fin

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>this better not be a larp