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I'm thinking of putting my life savings (20k) into bitbean. I seriously believe that sprouting beans until I'm an old man will be my path to riches.

Please convince me otherwise.

>> No.2321225
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2321225

How does sprouting work...is it mining? lol what the fuck. I will literally put 20% of every paycheck into beans if one of you neckbeards could look me in the eye and EXPLAIN IT

>> No.2321329
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>>2321211
>mfw need a new Shitbox car as my workcuckmobile shat itself

>cant bring myself to buy another one because i just want to put it all on bean

>> No.2321336

>>2321211
>>2321211
>>2321211

The bean stalk will rise.

>> No.2321345
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2321345

>Browsing /biz/ after a tough day at the office
>Discover Bean
>Instantly feel a kinship with the bean
>Tell parents, friends, roommates, co-workers, anyone who will listen to the word of the lord and savior
>Everyday, I attempt to beanpill them
>Cash out 401k
>Sell car
>Pawn off everything I own except a single laptop
>BUY THE BEAN
>Now living under a bridge, tending to my sprouts
>The days involve eating beans, laughing at Hasbeans who still work, wearing beanies, repeatedly checking beanfolio every 10 fucking seconds
>I am the Fiber in your diet
>I am Kidney, Great Northern, Black, and pink
>I am the farts after a healthy meal
>I am a real human bean

Spill the beans, /biz/. You want to join the family.
We're not going to lambo land. We're buying Pintos

>> No.2321356
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2321356

Anon, i've been reporting posts and making sure this Youtube video doesn't get reposted anywhere because I don't want anyone to see it. I feel like it's a secret I have in my pocket that i'm sitting on for the future.

But, 20k is a lot of money and I feel like you deserve to know the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWsbx46aa7U

Watch this video, and after you've watched it, put your entire bank account into the beans. Don't say I didn't warn you though, there's maximum beanpilling.

>> No.2321363

>>2321345
excellent

>> No.2321371

>>2321345
>wearing beanies
kek'd

>> No.2321390

>>2321345
>pintos
Nice touch

>> No.2321401

>>2321211
That would be a good idea last week, you would have 180k now.

>> No.2321522

If I find out what sprouting is I'm looking at going all in (with my 10% alloted meme currency money)

>> No.2321686

>>2321225

you cannot explain bean magic. you hodl, you get more, it doesn't fucking matter how it works

>> No.2322090
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2322090

WHY DIDNT I FUCKING BUY THE BEAN LAST WEEK

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN.

>> No.2322179

>>2321356
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE VIDEO.