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I was pumping this Tinder whore so hard last night that one of the neighbors come and rang her dorbell. When we spooked and went to answer there was nobody at the door. Later we moved to another room and bathroom to finish off and she swallowed my load like a pro

Chads share your Tinder stories.

>> No.23189749

>>23189729
>having sex
How is this /biz/ related?

>> No.23189780

I'm a loner so no cool tinder girl stories but recently got a deeper understanding of how the networks work and how information is transported in said networks. Isn't that cool?

>> No.23189800

>>23189729
Tinder girls unironically disgust me
waste of money not worth the fuck, crack whores off the street are more appeasing

>> No.23189806

Hoe about some pics of said tinder whore.

>> No.23189825

>>23189780
Lol u fuckin nerd

>> No.23189858

I never fuck tinder whores, but I regularly meet them for the 1st/2nd date, hang out with them and enjoy the day, then ghost them. I've done this dozens of times now. Often on sunny days when I need something to do. Probably has something to do with the fact that I've got no friends or social life and also don't want anything to do with women in 2020, yet still crave romantic eyecontact etc

>> No.23189877

>>23189858
ahem
based

>> No.23189898

>>23189800
>incel cope

Sorry to break it to you but apparently you're not Chad enough to get your nut swallowed by a 19yo wet puss

>> No.23189913

>>23189898
For free, forgot the most important

>> No.23189915

>>23189898
Annnnd you're a larper, cewl

>> No.23189924

>>23189729
>When we spooked and went to answer
Sorry fren i don't speak currynigger

>> No.23189947

>>23189729
Never fucked a tinder whore as I have high standards. Had some embarresed police at the door once for a noise complaint as my girlfriend was screaming so bad. She was still screaming when they rang the bell. Very awkward.

>> No.23189963

>>23189898

mate you're being kinda cringe right now

>> No.23190232

the first weekend i lived in Denver this 6' blonde blue girl messaged me first, not sure what i said but i took her out for steak and she rode me on her dads couch after. midwest girls are so easy. broke it off with her because she was an idiot.

>> No.23190286

>>23189898
>being so happy to finally have sex that you come tell 4chan about it

You are one hell of a Chad I'll give you that

>> No.23190397
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23190397

>>23189729
They probably wonder why you were hoovering your room so much

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>>23189729
Last night was fun, you liked my pussy well

>> No.23190966

>>23189780
Ye

>> No.23190976

>>23189800
There's a guy in /smg/ that regularly posts the crackwhores he picks up

>> No.23191417

>I was pumping this hot third world shit coin so hard that the doorbell rang and there was thousands of noobs out there wanting a piece of the action so I said have some and dumped the shitcoin on them and then I went back to my room and counted my load of bitcoin like a pro

Chads share your biz stories

>> No.23191529

>>23189729
My cool tinder story is that I have swiped right literally thousands and thousands of times and have yet to match with any girls in my country. I have no problems with chinks and I am basically a God in any African country but here in the UK they absolutely fucking hate me

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>>23189729
Had a tinder bitch come to my place right off the bat for the first encounter and rawed her. As she was getting into her car I said “Nice meeting you!” Fucking strangers is weird.

>>23189858
Ahem, the phone’s for you.