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>> No.23111734
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23111734

Buy PLTR

>> No.23111736

What is next Pump

>> No.23111741

NAK

>> No.23111745

I don't know if degenerate pizza crackwhore fucker is around but I need advice I need to fucking COOM in a Filipino girl ASAP

>> No.23111747
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>>23111734
Based PLTR chad
We have nowhere to go but up!

>> No.23111761

>>23111745
My only coom is for GME

>> No.23111765

What is an broker?

>> No.23111767
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Just bought flowers for oma from all the money I make. She said they look nice.

>> No.23111777

just take it easy bros. deep breath, relax and let go of unnecessary tension. we're gonna be alright, we're all gonna make it

>> No.23111784

>>23111734
> Planter
I'm not into gardening, but thank you.

>> No.23111789

Is NAK just a meme and if not what's our time frame

>> No.23111791

If you're bored and want to listen to GME DD this autist streams for hours all about GME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85izQLbQCIw

>> No.23111795
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You guys feeling comfy? Cathy mommy and TAN are making me comfy as fuck.

>> No.23111802
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>>23111761
buying heavy tomorrow >:)

>> No.23111805

>>23111789
NAK is all you need to know

NAK

>> No.23111811
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313959702104023047
>this is china's fault, and china's going to pay a big price. china's going to pay a big price for what they've done for the world. dont forget that
god i fucking love how much he hates china

>> No.23111817

>>23111777
What do I all in tomorrow that will 3x by end of 2020!?

>> No.23111826

>>23111817
NAK you stupid fuck NAK

>> No.23111830
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is this it bros? are we going to make it?

>> No.23111831
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>>23111745
>wasting prescious meme sauce on 3dpd, instead of cooming into a TUP fapping to anime titties and offering your cummies to coom cat as a tithe.
You sir, are most definitely ngmi

>> No.23111835

XOM bottomed out at 32.51 Oct 2. FUUUUCK

>> No.23111847

>>23111826
Be real anon. Im trying to FINANCIALLY MAKE IT not get FINANCIALL RUINED

>> No.23111849
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>>23111706
https://abc7.com/usps-arrest-us-postal-service-nicholas-beauchene-west-orange-mail/6843085/
So USPS is under a lot of fire, what's the chances the FedEx or UPS is going to moon tomorrow?

>> No.23111854

>>23111830
I'm convinced that MRE dude is a serial killer

>> No.23111861
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>>23111831
Incredibly based. Take the 2dpd pill anons. You CANNOT trade properly if your mind is preoccupied with w*men.

>> No.23111872

>>23111847
Unironically PLTR man, I have been shilling it a little bit but they are a in a massively in demand industry with no real competition currently.

>> No.23111877
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23111877

What is a NAK make it stack?

>> No.23111880
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For the anon from the last thread asking for sauce on GME being bought by institutions as well
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=GME&tab=ownership

>> No.23111890

>>23111795
Need a small dip to get into tan. ArkK is hella comfy

>> No.23111899

Reminder; hide your stock profits unless you want a sudden rush of "old friends" all coming at you wanting a handout. Don't tell your girlfriend/wife/family either. Just pretend it don't exist. The only record you got it should be when you do your taxes and you enter in all your stock trades or bank income interest earned.

>> No.23111909

>>23111789
Time it takes them to start getting that sweet sweet lithium

>> No.23111932

>>23111899
Eh I wouldn’t give handouts but I love swinging my dick around after a win and buying the mates a round of drinks

>> No.23111937

Imagine larping as a market maker when you don't know what an MM is or does. LMAO!

>> No.23111956

>>23111937
It was a nice, short-lived LARP

>> No.23111961

You guys did buy REGN right? RIGHT?

>>23111789
It's not a meme but it's not gonna pay off until at the earliest EOY. In the meantime just buy shit like GME or whatever to make some cash but go balls deep into NAK by mid November. Especially if Trump wins, if Trump wins take out a second mortgage just to buy NAK.

>> No.23111964

>>23111854
so is my mom

>> No.23111985

>>23111877
bout tree fitty

>> No.23111989

I really don't think the NAK mine is going to happen bros, I think if it reaches 2.00 I'm just going to sell my position. I'm not confident that DT is gonna take the election and that alone is enough to kill it.

>> No.23111991

>>23111937

What happened anon? Closed out after the bell.

>> No.23111997

Why do people expect gme price to rise nearer to the console release? Everyone knows its going to be released, its priced in already. The reason for the low price is uncertainty regarding GME's long term profitably and this won't change unless Cohen shows a viable growth strategy.

>> No.23111998

>>23111899
so buying land, a house or commercial real estate should be kept hidden to? Just live in my shitbox forever?

>> No.23112019
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Can someone redpill UVXY to me? It seems like there’s a progressive decay on it until there’s a spike in VIX which it shoots up with. Could it be a safe hedge to hold in your portfolio to profit off weird markets dumps?

>> No.23112032

>>23111880
B-b-but blockbuster

>> No.23112033

>>23111899
yep made the mistake of telling my family, now I have to let my sister live with me(rent free) and I pay my parents a monthly stipend of $1000 because they didn't save enough for retirement

>> No.23112053
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>>23111899
donno where else to say this but i made 7k in the past month trading, and i plan on telling my parents as little as possible about it

>>23112033
yikes, can't you just say no?

>> No.23112057

>>23111890
I sold most of my SPACs, got into ARK, and went deeper into TAN today and yesterday. I still think some of the SPACs I was in have great growth potential but why stress out about it every day when I can just give mommy and TAN my money and the line will go up.

>> No.23112059

>>23112019
UVXY is a great way to guarantee you won't make money.

>> No.23112065

>>23111880
this could just be regular mandatory ETF/mutual fund purchases

>> No.23112097

>>23111706
where da qualcomm gang at?

I've never made so much money in my life off swings and longs calls as I have this month this stock.

Best 20k investment of my life and it's only just begun. All house money at this point.

>> No.23112108

>>23112033
You made the mistake of remaining weak

>> No.23112134

>>23111899

No friends except one guy I know for years and family members aren't literal niggers about it. Most of them started pulling out their checkbooks so they can live the easy street life as well.

>>23112097

Semisfag here but AMD/NVDA instead. Feeling green as the hulk.

>> No.23112145

Who's ready for T cheapies?

>https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/10/life-in-atts-slow-lane-millions-left-without-fiber-as-company-kills-dsl/

>> No.23112154

>>23112134
My only question Anon is, when the fuck do I sell? Slightly before the event starts? During? or After?

>> No.23112156

>>23112019
UVXY holds VIX futures. The VIX futures market are most often in contango, where future month prices are more expensive than the spot price. This results in loss of capital every time you have to roll the futures contract forward to the next month.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/contango.asp

>> No.23112169

>>23112033
Just get a girl and loudly fuck her so your sister feels awkward.

>> No.23112178

>>23112134
>>23112097
How long do you think the semiconductor run is going to last? I'm starting to see murmurs of tech running out of steam so I'd love to rotate into something like SOXL instead of FNGU, but I don't want to buy the top on semis

>> No.23112179

>>23111734
>>23111747
I'm in for the long term with this one

>> No.23112188

>>23112145
good, i need to pick up more of it

>> No.23112194
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>"Costco sales continue surge, increasing from record levels"
Anyone on the COST train?

>> No.23112208
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I bought AT&T today because the ex-date is tomorrow.

How fucked is that company? Feels like I'm gambling here.

>> No.23112212

>>23112033
you talked about this yesterday pussy just shut the fuck up and man up PULL UP THOSE BOOT STRAPS Holy FUCK

>> No.23112227
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>>23112145
DSL was losing att money, so isn’t them cutting it a good thing for their stock price?

>> No.23112230

>>23112212
You can call me a pussy all you want but I'm not one to turn my back to family, they might be shitty and using me but they are all I have

>> No.23112237

>>23112230
I didn't even finish reading it but you'll get cucked in the future

>> No.23112248

>>23112230
>They are all I have
Time to start a new family, anon.

>> No.23112260
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>>23111899
>when you do your taxes
cucks actually do their taxes? what the fuck unless you're a millionaire who cares lmao

>> No.23112263

>>23112230
if you feel that way why do you regret telling them? if you feel that way you would want to help them right?

>> No.23112273

What’s with all the GameStop shilling?

>> No.23112277

>>23112230
If my parents asked me to pay them 1000 a month I would laugh in their faces but that's because I despise and resent them. It's nice that you have family you have at least a good enough relationship with to care about them still anon.

>> No.23112283

So I took a hit yesterday (Last night for the americans) because I made the wrong play.
But I was able to recoup my losses during american market hours and I have a good feeling about tokyo market hours.

>> No.23112287

>>23112230
Don't listen to the degenerates anon, you are doing the right thing. If its something you won't regret on your deathbed then its worth doing.

>> No.23112296
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Fresh DD

>> No.23112297

>vice president debate
>1h30m
I wouldn't expect this to effect the market but you never know.

>> No.23112298

>>23112208
at&t is the guy that shows up late to the party but he brought beer so everyone forgives him. Just hold for those sweet dividends.

>> No.23112317

>>23112273
we have a lot of eggs in one basket and we're hoping the lies that we've been telling each other come true.

t. 166 shares

>> No.23112326

>>23112296
I not trusting any DD screenshot from someone who can't even install an adblocker on their browser

>> No.23112329

>>23112263
I regret telling them because they are unmotivated to help themselves after finding out, my sister refuses to get a job because I have enough money and she knows I won't kick her out

I'd still help them out financially but not to the extent that I'm now where they just live off me and stop trying in life

>> No.23112332

>>23112194
I have a fairly large chunk in COST, COST and AMD have been my workhorses over this last decade.

>> No.23112338

>>23112208
Kek, T will be fine. People have been saying "oh T is dying, T is doomed,etc" for years. But the Empire is still strong. Still paying down the debt, still paying out that fat divvy (with plenty of cash to spare). 5G will be embraced by the mass of sheep. Yeah they're killing DSL which uses old style wiring from the days of landlines. I can take a guess at what will replace it. a cheap 5G mobile converter modem box. Works over the cell network but the box will convert it into an Ethernet type connection.

>> No.23112348

>MFW I unironically know fuck all about Puts and calls
How much money am I losing Anons? Just strated to understand the investment pill.

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>>23112059
>>23112156
Thanks frens, I’ll sell my 50 shares in the morning, maybe they’ll rise a bit in the morning if the VP debate causes some fuckery in the market.

>> No.23112353

>>23112326
You should rethink your priorities.

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>>23112298
Dividends are why i bought them but it's important to not get blindsided by them. if i plan to just hold on to them even if they go down it would take over 10 years to get back what i put in, if they were at 10% yield and also if there were no taxes (neither is true).

so i hope they have something on the horizon and that i'm not buying into a sinking ship. if they truly start to sink they'll finally have to start lowering dividends as well, which surely will trigger an avalanche of selloffs

>> No.23112363

>>23112332
Yeah, I wanna get back into AMD. I panicked during the tech dump in September and sold.

>> No.23112378

>>23112296
Nice class action lawsuit, pass.

>> No.23112380

Hi guys just new in this board, I have been wage slave worker for about 10 years with nothing left, just would be very happy if some of you guys could show me some material to get started, cuz I have no hope for my future and don't know what to do anymore thanks...

>> No.23112385

>>23112348
Learn about theta decay.

>> No.23112388

>>23112260
Oh you're gonna have a real bad time in the future.

>> No.23112391

>>23112154

AMD? Honestly I don't think the Zen 3 reveal will do much tomorrow besides pitching their new stuff and slapping numbers to them, the earnings release later in october is pretty much the make/break event. That and you can go a bit further out for Q4 to see if their shit sells or not. I think it will unless they manage to fuck it up. AMD caught up pretty quickly to their competitors performance wise and their pricing is pretty good, it's just a matter of them working on product support at this point.

>>23112178

I think it'll start simmering down early next year after Q4 earnings are released before picking back up. There's shit like 5G which despite all the cancer wave tower memes around it is still up in the air and for the time being is an afterthought since covid placed everything on pause.

>> No.23112398

>>23112297
Oh it will and you know it will.

>> No.23112403

>>23112297
It'll only really affect the markets if Either VP candidate says something unusual or unexpected etc. If Harris has a full autistic shit fit then expect the idea of a stable democrat presidency to become unstable as she's very likely to become president should Biden get sick or die.
Speaking of, the markets expect a blue wave as that would signal additional stimulus and infrastructure money which translates into work and production and thus higher stocks and a stronger dollar.

>> No.23112407

>>23112179
>>23111734

Does it concern you that thiel and karp sold some of their stake in the company?

>> No.23112408
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>>23112329
you must be loaded anon. sorry to hear you feel stuck in your situation and i get your warning. my parents and siblings are all way better off than me though but i'll still be careful.

>> No.23112417

>>23112380
how much have you saved over those 10 years?

>> No.23112418

>>23112260
>what the fuck unless you're a millionaire who cares lmao
its an entire group of people. And they were effected by the holocaust.

>> No.23112420

>>23112378
>Nice class action lawsuit
Thanks.

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>>23112338
I also read that they sold off DirecTV at only 20% of what they paid for it 5 years ago, not the best sign.

>> No.23112445

>>23112208
T is certainly no growth play, but it's a safe investment.

>> No.23112451

>>23112407
No, a lot of insiders sell shares especially soon after an IPO.

>> No.23112479

>>23111706
how are your REGN calls doing fellow REGN chads?

>> No.23112480

>TAN
>ICLN
>ARKK
>ARKG

Someone pick what I buy tomorrow.

>> No.23112481

>>23112417
Hi anon, first of all thanks for answering, well almost nothing and spend alot on alcohol, just tried to leave it don't want to make my family suffer for being so low I am 25 btw

>> No.23112502

When does the debate actually start don't want to bother watching all of the bullshit the networks show before

>> No.23112507

Whats the play tomorrow bro's? I'm 100% cash. Didn't buy into anything today because everything I have been paying attention to is either pumped or a stupid buy now.

>> No.23112511

>>23112502
an hour and fifteen minutes

>> No.23112524

>>23112502
9pm eastern

>> No.23112529

>>23112507
I don’t trust any buys after being green for two days in this market, wait for the next pullback and probs get PLTR to long and AMD to hold until their next earnings report

>> No.23112531

>>23112481
you need some starting capital. go get your CDL and drive a truck for 7 days a week for a year or something.

>> No.23112537

>>23112511
>>23112524
ty frens

>> No.23112543
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The empire will be fine. There's more than just "communications" you know..

>> No.23112552

nq is fighting the 11500 boss again
will it win this time?

>> No.23112555

>>23112227
Can anyone answer me

>> No.23112556

>>23112529
I thought that pltr rocketed back to ipo was pretty bullish. I'll probably buy in tomorrow.

>> No.23112561

>>23112502
11pm god's time zone

>> No.23112571

>>23112552
I'm guessing the debate buffs the boss up and it loses again

>> No.23112573
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Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and if you welcome him into your heart, your sins are washed away and you will spend eternity in His Grace! Praying for all anons!!!

>> No.23112584

VP debates lmfao who give a fuck nigga. The president is literally incapable of death due to all the fetal stem cells.

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>>23112573
based and christpilled

>> No.23112602

>>23112584
You don't care about the real Dem nominee?

>> No.23112614

>>23112033
>I have to

No, you don't.

>> No.23112616

>>23112573
This but for Satan

>> No.23112618

>>23112573
Ive lost my faith a good bit over the years. What should I read to rebuild it?

>> No.23112619

Did I fuck up buying AMD calls for friday today?

>> No.23112628

>>23111811
What a nice based old man, even if he doesn’t drink I’d sit down and have a beer to pass the based on to a younger generation

>> No.23112636

>>23112602
fuck that ugly pajeet nigger jew

>> No.23112637

>>23112555
Probably not. Everyone here was born with wifi. I had a 56k modem and only got 28k download during non peak hours through bellsouth in the 90s

>> No.23112638

>>23111734
I want to sell covered calls on my PLTR but the premiums are so low it hardly feels worth it.

>> No.23112651

how crazy will Trumps tweets be during the debate?

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>>23112033
>I have to let my sister live with me(rent free)
Just fuck her in the ass once in a while.

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>>23112618

>> No.23112659

>>23112531
Thanks for the tip anon BTW What is CDL,
And how much capital do I need to start?

>> No.23112666

>>23112654
I know but specific scriptures

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>>23112618

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>>23112602
No. America deserves more than a female president.

>> No.23112677

>>23112651
damn I didn't even think about this. this is going to be a kino night hopefully.

>> No.23112678

>>23112666
Checked and satanpilled

>> No.23112684

>>23112637
Ahhh memories giving aids to your computer via limewire to download a limp bizkit song in 17 hours.

>> No.23112688

>>23112618
We all stray from His path fren. Your desire to find your way back is already a huge step! Nothing beats reading His Words fren.

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>>23112573
Jesus is a meme.
It makes somewhat sense in a metaphorical way but it's nothing you couldn't deduct yourself with a bit of brain.

>> No.23112704

>>23111734
>CEO over half a billion in debt

Enjoy going financially bankrupt >>23111734

>> No.23112710

>>23111872
I have a friend who works in intelligence for the US Army and I asked him if I should he all in on Palantir
He said "classified. But also yes."

>> No.23112719

>>23112507
Buy in premarket or hope something dips after premarket pump.
Trump shilling Regeneron and wanting to get it out asap and for free is absolutely bullish.

>> No.23112732

>>23112687
>not realizing all of Christianity is a metaphor
I know it's all bullshit but find myself becoming more and more of a Christian every day.

>> No.23112733

>>23112684
YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH VISITOR! CLICK HERE NOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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>>23112033
I love my sister but no woman that I wasn't fucking on the regular would be living off my blood sweat and tears for free. No exceptions.

>> No.23112739

>>23112573
Thanks a lot brother may God bless you and your family as well... Keep strong

>> No.23112750

>>23112684
My pops didn't want me to download the limp bizkit chocolate starfish album from Napster, but I did it anyway

>> No.23112757

>>23112710
Your friend doesn't know shit
That being said my PLTR bags are stuffed

>> No.23112761

Cheistianity is for low IQ people that can’t handle mortality.

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>>23112710
My dad works at Nintendo. I asked him if I should buy GME. Then he started crying.

>> No.23112767

I had dial-up. 1997. First thing I looked up was nude lara coft. Visited nuderaider.com many times.

>> No.23112774

>>23112704
um what are you smoking?

>> No.23112775

Donald is very likely going to croak soon, if you’re in REGN get out

>> No.23112777

>>23112637

>still have several AOL online disks in those nice tin boxes and shrink wrapped that they send to your mailbox

At least I don't have to go deaf hearing the screeches of hell while connecting to the internet anymore.

>> No.23112782

>>23112750
what about the videos that were porn but labelled as real music

>> No.23112788

>>23112666
yeah idk about talking to you anymore bro, that was probably a sign from god

>> No.23112803

>>23112762
Your dad's a faggot

>> No.23112807

GLW TO APPARENTLY BE GETTING CHOSEN TO MAKE GLASS AMPULES FOR COVID VACCINE

>> No.23112808

>>23112788
You do realize that the 666 nonsense is not anywhere in scripture correct?

>> No.23112809

>>23112403
How does more stimulus and more deficit spending translate to a stronger dollar? If the dollar is stronger then wouldn't you see at least a small rotation out of stocks and into treasury notes and bonds.

>> No.23112816
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>>23112767
Based. I myself was a newgrounds hentai game chad

>> No.23112829

NIGGER

>> No.23112830

Japanese markets are open and I'm up a buck.

>> No.23112831
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>>23112803
I know.

>> No.23112835
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23112835

Give me your /pennystocks/

>> No.23112836

>>23112767
Bullshit you were getting cheat codes first and then nudes

>> No.23112842

>>23112816
newgrounds was fun, but the real chads played neopets and kings of chaos

>> No.23112846
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>>23111767
cute

>> No.23112850

>>23112830
how do you trade on a Nikkei being a foreigner

>> No.23112852

>>23112835
mtnb
If amrn can go to 30 this can go to 3. It's better than amrn.

>> No.23112856

>>23112829
Liquidating tomorrow and going all in

>> No.23112857

>>23112573
Based Christchad

>> No.23112860

>>23112782
This_is_the_file_you_want.mov.EXE 120kb

>> No.23112863

Citi has really done a number on my networth this past month.

>> No.23112871

>>23112808
It's in both the old and new testament.

>> No.23112875

>>23112809
Here. Read the news article on it. I was listening to it yesterday prior to Trump sending the markets into chaos. But basically it's small business and the consumer that prop the economy up. Additional resources to provide funding for each to get through the gap keeps the dollar from losing more value and provides a needed jolt to consumers.
https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-business-jerome-powell-economy-52c9e406378c5acefc04af10621d40bb

>> No.23112877

>>23112852
>MAT9001, our novel omega-3 fatty acid composition, has the potential to become the most impactful omega‑3 treatment for patients with elevated levels of triglycerides (TGs).
so basically i would be investing in curing fat people?

>> No.23112879

>TSLA Leaked Letter saying they're raming up production by 20%
BROS I WANT SOME TSLA BUT ALL MY MONEY IS IN TSM AND AMD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23112883

>>23112842
>tfw I made my sister a neopets and named her pet poophead123 or something, then her account got banned for it later on so my mom made me give her mine

shit was gay as fuck

>> No.23112887

>>23112863
meanwhile JPM sure loves me.

>> No.23112890

>>23111849
Ha! Nice. I'm sure the posties know fucking with the mail is a crime but I'm not sure they're taking that fact seriously. You don't just get fired when you play games with mail, you go jail. JAIL.

>> No.23112896

>>23112835
Over 95% of my portfolio is CREG

>> No.23112900

Hi again guys, does anyone know some good sites or apps that teach how to invest and how I could understand a little bit of this board, if some of you could help I am just tired to being so low and and working with shitty people that make me fall in to the alcoholism...while making my family sad about me

>> No.23112916

Thoughts on NVIDIA? whats their end game?

>> No.23112917

>>23112887
Bank of America is doing good too

>> No.23112918

>>23112879
sauce?

>> No.23112919

>>23112850
https://admiralmarkets.com/education/articles/shares/japanese-stock-market
Some brokers provide access to it. I'm long on Mitsui, Mitsubishi, Softbank, Honda prime, and a few other companies. Plus I do forex JPY.

>> No.23112930

>>23112863
are you the anon with call options?

>> No.23112933

>>23112918
https://electrek.co/2020/10/07/tesla-tsla-increase-production-elon-musk-leak-email/

>> No.23112934

>>23112896
what did you buy it @?

>> No.23112938

>>23112019
>Could it be a safe hedge to hold in your portfolio to profit off weird markets dumps?
No you don't want your hedge to steadily decline like that. It's cheaper to buy puts on your long positions every once in a while than it is to hold something like uvxy.

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>>23112618
>peace be with you, anon(s)

>> No.23112940
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23112940

>>23112896

>> No.23112942

>>23112877
>so basically i would be investing in curing fat people?
I wouldn't use the word "cure" and I also wouldn't use the word "investing". It will run up towards data. That's the point. They have a actual patent because they're modifying the fishoil unlike amrn. It also works better. Think about scaling out when it's hitting 2$.

>> No.23112956

>>23112900
babypips is a good start so you can see how chaotic market action is.
investopedia.
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

This is actually why we have the informational opening. It provides all that you need to get started.

>> No.23112961

Do you guys realize that if TESLA is THE space provider, like 20 years in the future, their stock will be HUGE.
I'll be 50 then....

>> No.23112963

>>23112900
stop fucking drinking

>> No.23112968

>>23112879
I thought no one is buying their shit anymore. Revenue is stagnating and their accounts receivable is made up.

>> No.23112972

>>23112956
MAY GOD bless you anon thank you...

>> No.23112983
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23112983

>>23112879
>ram up production 20%
>economy is shit
>oil is cheap so can keep driving same car
>no stimulus
>no demand so its 20%+ overhead costs not counting labor and cost.

How exactly is that a good thing?

Its basic P&L knowledge

>> No.23112985

>>23112972
Please read the OP in the future.

>> No.23112986

>>23112900
>Hi again guys, does anyone know some good sites or apps that teach how to invest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_riscmviI&list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ&ab_channel=MrMartinShkreli

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23112988

Not to shabby...

>> No.23112992

Might start swing trading NAK, how does that sound?

>> No.23112999

>>23112919
i always here of these famous investors putting money in foreign countries via their stock exchange. Always thought it was interesting.

>> No.23113003

>>23112983
To be fair, you could invest in rare mineral companies or companies that specialise in battery Production

>> No.23113005

>>23112359
If five 5g isnt as big as they hope its going to be T is dead as fuck. Their only sector keeping the other retarded boomer sectors afloat is their mobile phone services and if they fall even 5% below what they expected in the first few months the divvies get cut and the company starts selling off dinosaur ip's, media and sat tv services to stay afloat.

>> No.23113017

>>23112934
3.85

>> No.23113033

>>23112992
Fucking terrible

It’s volatile as hell and it’s beta is high

Best bet is buy at $1 area set a sell at 1.30ish, wait to nose dive back to $1 area, repeat.

So far I’m up 1500 from $3000 doing this

>> No.23113035

>>23112940
What? Jealous gay boi?

>> No.23113045
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23113045

>>23112988
Not bad.
Here's mine. I didn't touch it for years, until I got back into investing last week.
Way down on HYLN tho

>> No.23113051

>>23112986
>Martin Shkreli
I fucking lol'd

>> No.23113074
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23113074

Is their a company with a better dividend than ET?

>> No.23113078

turn on Tucker guys

>> No.23113095

>>23112875
My point is that when you print more money the value of that money goes down. The more money we print the less valuable it becomes ergo a weaker dollar. I agree stocks and commodity values will go up but that is only because our money will buy less. Also by keeping interest rates low it makes it harder to retire and people are starting to speculate with money that 20 years ago they could have just kept in a bank earning 5-6% interest rates. Basically inflation fucking sucks and JPow is disingenuous at best.

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23113096

NEW TRUMP TWEET

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313996348694433792

>> No.23113099

>>23113078
why

>> No.23113101

MTNB - these fuckers better not make the same mistake AMRN did; reject the buyout from big pharma. AMRN won the FDA battle but the fools rejected the buyout. Now look at them... I don't care either way. I made my green from AMRN and never looked back.

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23113103

reminder

>> No.23113119

>>23113096
im so nervous that he's going to make everything dump tomorrow. i went all in amd

>> No.23113120

>>23113074
a job

>> No.23113122 [DELETED] 

>>23113103
GAY NIGGER SHIT

>> No.23113130

>>23113103

I should go to one of those asian massage parlors on monday.

>> No.23113134

>>23113103
so what does this mean for real people, ie not canadians

>> No.23113142

>>23113096
WOW ITS NOTHING

>> No.23113147

>>23113120
Got one of those, any high dividend stocks you would recommend?

>> No.23113164

>>23113134
read the part thats not about canada retard

>> No.23113178

>>23112930
Yeah 450. I was done like 9k before Trump tweeted. Now I'm down over 25k. Plus whatever this 400 million fine does to the stock. Options expire Oct 23rd.

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23113181

Bought 200 of uone at 5.68, I assume they'll be talking about nigger shit tonight so in theory might climb a bit tomorrow

>> No.23113187

>>23113147
O, T, V, KO, VZ, DIS, JNJ, MSFT, AAPL

>> No.23113193

>>23113164
what is a non settlement day

>> No.23113212

>>23113193
I'm guessing it just means that sales that should've settled on Monday will instead settle on Tuesday, and stuff that should have settled on Tuesday will settle on Wednesday instead

>> No.23113217

>>23113119
tomorrow was probably going to dip regardless. this week has been too nice for it not to be red.

>> No.23113275

>PEOPLE ON MAIN STREET DON"T OWN STOCKS WAAAAAAAH FUCK TRUMPS ECONOMY

>People Can't put 100$ a month in an account....?

>> No.23113286

>>23113212

Thursday settles next tuesday, and friday settles next wednesday. That's it.

>> No.23113287

DIS got an activist investor. Sent a letter to the CEO/Board and the media. They want the divvy gone for good and all future blockbuster films shown on streaming only for a fat fee (aka Mulan). I hope they (DIS) tell the activist to go to hell.

>> No.23113301

>>23111877
10k NAK to make it

>> No.23113314

>>23113287

But Mulan sucked though.

>> No.23113317

Amd is going to moon over 5% tomorrow easily. Cap this. Ill be back tomorrow around lunch.

>> No.23113324

>>23113286
So it's a big nothingburger, cool

>> No.23113326

>>23113275
It's actually rapidly changing. I've seen about 30 people using robinhood at work since march. In construction. Say what you will about the app. It's absolutely brought wallstreet to main street.

>> No.23113329

>>23113287
I hope they listen and Disney gets ass raped.

>> No.23113332

>>23113314
how the FUCK is my Disney rising? what GOOD news do they have?! No cruises, no vacations, no movies....

>> No.23113345

>>23113317
Go home Jesus you're drunk

>> No.23113353

>>23113326
it's a Harris talking point. you'll hear it tonight.

>> No.23113355

>>23113326
Further enabling Jewish Financial Capital to steal from the working class of the nation

>> No.23113354

>>23113332

Mass layoff of employees recently and their streaming service is surprisingly doing well.

>> No.23113357

My two stocks up 40% today
GEVO and TELL

TELL = LNG like the natural gas on SC2 very imporant!

GEVO = Biofuel

glta

>> No.23113367

>>23113287
>want the divvy gone for good
pretty based

>> No.23113375

>>23113355
>checked
Drive them out of the Temple, Jesus.

>> No.23113376

>>23113326
No wonder the stock market turned into the clown market.

>> No.23113381
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23113381

dude

>> No.23113383

>>23113326
except Elizabeth Warren instituted the pattern day trading rule to keep the wagies waging

>> No.23113388

THANKS FOR THE DIVVIES HOME DEPOT! 37$ FOR MY COFFEE IN THE MORNING!

>> No.23113394

>>23113381
Good work anon i bless u

>> No.23113397

>>23113332
Merchandise and licensing are still things

>> No.23113404

>>23113383
how so? fascinating

>> No.23113410

>>23113388
So this is the power of dividends...I kneel

>> No.23113411

>>23113376
Reminds me of this old story:
https://archive.fortune.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/1996/04/15/211503/index.htm

>> No.23113421

>>23113383
do you have a source you dumb nigger

>> No.23113431

No one talking about NET
I sure hope you are in this

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hey is AAL still a good buy or is the potential stimulus money priced in now?

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>>23113431
>I sure hope you are in this
Lol. No

>> No.23113447

>>23113410
as I've said -- divvies are for retired boombers to pay their electric bills

>> No.23113452

>>23113404
Well more like there was intense speculation during the Dot com bubble that resulted in many day traders initiating in speculation that helped the bubble get worse and drive the economy into a depression.
Compare this to say Japan where there are no such pattern day trade rules.

>> No.23113459

>>23113326
There is an insufferable norman at my work who pesters me constantly about stocks.

>> No.23113464

>>23113355
Fucking fuck. Absolutely right desu. Most of the ones I've talked to lost money

>>23113383
I know. I just am curious what the market would be like tho if every cocksucker could literally buy and sell instantly if the stock isn't going up. Over and over and over. Wish it would at least be expanded to 5-10 trades a week.

>> No.23113465

>>23113431
I got out of NET after earnings, they won't be profitable for a few more years don't see the stock mooning till then

>> No.23113470

>>23113452
>https://archive.fortune.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/1996/04/15/211503/index.htm

I think apps like robin hood are also making this insanity of wild day changes. FUCK. FUCK YOU ALL. STOP DAY TRADING. JUST BUY AND HOLD

>> No.23113474

>>23113447
Set up your boomer account now and have sweet divvies to pay your electric bill when you're old

>> No.23113485

>>23113465
Um are you retarded? We are back near ATH?

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>>23113439
That pic is a bit much anon

>> No.23113488

>>23113464
eventually... who could possibly put in place a ... law...? limiting tradning activity.

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>>23113376
this but unironically
you can literally see when newbie retailer buying

it absolutely why NQ has had octuplet top now
too many people am long
literally too many people long as FK brokers cant pay up if another bull run happen O_O

>> No.23113516

>>23111741
Beyond bullish.

>> No.23113518

>>23113464
>>23113470
RH isn't moving the market. holy fuck

>> No.23113519

>>23113498
so then we just need one BIG bull run to bankrupt all the current newbie fucks. and let the market return to normal. Iron hands will prevail.

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23113523

How do you balance "guaranteed" profits with "possible" profits?
>I believe company A will 2x within a year
vs
>/smg/ calls out pnd #314
Waiting a year for a mere 2x seems rather shitty to me, is there a way to make money faster?

People talk a lot about options but I don't even know how potential gains are calculated.

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23113526

>>23113486
oh sorry, im new to stonks threads. do you guys prefer doggos?

>> No.23113533

Pence about to mop the floor with camelwhore. What a disgusting slut. Id like to see a livestream of her being slowly fed into a woodchipper feet first

>> No.23113539

>>23113518
DUDE O_O
it literally was for few weeks
they needed to take robinhood data offline so newbie retailers couldnt coordinate dogpiling ontop of each other


robinhood zoomers were Pump and Dumping to a degree that terrified SEC

>> No.23113551

>>23113470
I would agree that apps like robinhood have allowed for an influx of people who don't really know what they are doing and can have an effect on the market. However, I would argue that compared to the larger banks and algorithmic traders, they are merely poor investors who will quickly be parted from their money.
Personally, I stick with forex on MT4 for the more risky stuff, playing with what I like to call "Fun money" that is, money I can afford to lose. Won't get me rich, and helps me understand the day to day, minute to minute, hour to hour, and long term trends and generally get a better understanding of market volatility while being out... IDK 1 dollar? maybe 10 at worst?
Either way, unless if I just said "Sell" shorted everything and then never checked it again, I'm not exactly gonna go broke and I'm gonna learn a thing or two.

And that's really it. Learning. I'm not doing something to make a metric fuckton of money. I'm not even looking to get rich. I find it engaging, I find the market movements to be interesting. I love watching the patterns of the candles, and I love watching how markets react to news, what good news looks like vs actual bad news in a real time manner, and it let's me see what the money markets are even doing at a given time.

>> No.23113553
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23113553

>>23113526

Dogs and cats are cool. Same with cows, bears and frogs.

>> No.23113557

>>23113498
>it absolutely why NQ has had octuplet top now
Do you figure that shit isn't breaking through the 11500/11600 area until after election and only if Trump wins?

>> No.23113558

>>23113486
I was gonna save that exact pic a few days ago, but I don’t want to get another warning kek

>> No.23113559

>>23113519
unfortunately we need like devastating 5 year bear market to clean streets

>_>

>> No.23113564

>>23113539
we cannot trust NEETS with stocks. only middle aged succesful people. NEETS need to eat tendies and masturbate. GO! SHoo!

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>>23113539
What a schizo post.

>> No.23113571

>>23113533
Jesus Christ, Jesus what did you drink?

>> No.23113577

>>23113558
>warning
what?

>> No.23113578
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23113578

FUCK that filthy kike chris wallace

>> No.23113579

>>23113559
I'm gainfully employed... weather the storm!

>> No.23113583

Kamala “Prison Labor Is The Best Labor” Harris and Mike “Electrocute the Gays” Pence

>> No.23113586

People who "don't know fuck all" is good for the rest of us. How else will the brokerage's make money... Do you want them to bring back commission fees per trade? I sure don't..

>> No.23113592

>>23113564
But if the NEETs leave this thread will just be pajeets trying to shill to you

>> No.23113596

>>23113578
woah there guy that's a lot of anti semitism

>> No.23113601

>>23113381
Doing what

>> No.23113607

>>23113568
-_-;
moron just google "robintracker scandal"

>>23113557
the number to beat am 11700
and me think we gonna go sub 10000 / 3000 within next month or maybe two

>> No.23113612

>>23112407
They left 49.9% of their shares in Class F shares so that they could maintain almost half of the company's votes. They sold only their Class A shares to my knowledge.

>> No.23113616

>>23113577
I posted questionable pictures of anime girls and got a warning last week

>> No.23113619
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23113619

>>23113596
Every single kike can burn in hell. Especially the children

>> No.23113630

>>23113332
Free Guy, Ryan Reynolds saving Disney.

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23113631

reminder the Bull Patrol is always watching, making sure youre long and strong

>> No.23113634

>>23113619
Based and Hitler pilled

>> No.23113635

>>23111734
Bought PLTR at 9.50. Holding until God tells me to sell.

>> No.23113637

Oh boy. Here begin the debates...

>> No.23113638
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23113638

4 Minutes to the Deb8! Get in here and we can wotch it 2gether
>>23113539
Rolectant have you seen the data that says it was RH moving smol caps like NKLA, but it def wasn't for large cappies? Very interesting newbs and large specs seem to have adopted the same strat with option chain sillies

>> No.23113642

>>23113518
I'm not saying they do but what about indirectly. What are the algos looking for? Extreme volume? User data from robinhood and buying habits? Plus they absolutely can move pump and dump low volume stocks.

>> No.23113656

>>23113619
children are inherently innocent even jewish ones

>> No.23113661

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.23113662

>>23113630
is it releasing digitally?
also, how the fuck is NCLH rising? I just saw a story talking about cruise ships in a scrap yard (carnival, however).

>> No.23113670

NEW @_@ !!!

>>23113666

>>23113666

>>23113666

>>23113666

nice 666

>>23113666

>>23113666

>> No.23113673

>>23113656
>demons are innocent

Kys kike.

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>>23113607
You're a fucking retard. They didn't give a reason for the shut down. Regardless of that the data was fucking useless because it only shows the number of users holding a stock and not the total amount of shares held by robinhood users. The graphs naturally went up because of rh's growing userbase and the gift stocks. All the supposed RH pumps were companies that head major headlines lately. Of course the line goes up. Another huge hint that the average robinhood user is only holding a tiny amount of shares is that RH's stats drop by more than half after a reverse split.
Stop spreading this stocktwits tier conspiracy shit. There was never a scandal. Robinhood probably noticed that the site makes them look bad because of retards like you and shut it down.

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23113800

>>23113301
Based

>> No.23113905

>>23113523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN4W1P5HdSI
these guys touch on in depth options stuff. how you balance risk will depend on your underlying and which greeks your long/short on, but your trading platform should have a risk profile tool to visualize it for you

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>>23112573
Currently listening to church choir music
May God bless you all biz

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>>23113099
>>23113099
if you have to ask you are small brain

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>>23112573
I used to believe in the Easter Bunny too.

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>>23113005
Gulp, good thing the zoomers love to be on their cellular telephone all the time. The demand should only go up and I don't think StarLink can compete with the speeds of 5G. Can it?

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>>23113444
Nice image, since you got trips here's the version not meant for ants.

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Guess I'm the only one still here.