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>>23110433
I actually love burnt toast

One guy's comment

>>23110445
Eating charcoal literally poisons you

>>23110433
Wholesome story, moms are the best

Another guy's comment

>>23110433
retarded. just make another piece of toast its not fucking rock-it science

>force women into the workplace alongside men to lower wages
>have the entire family burnt out unable to raise children or perform the most simple of household tasks
>don't complain, be a good goy and eat poison

Just make more toast lmao it takes like 30 seconds. It's not like she burned slow cooked pulled pork and the entire meal is ruined.

>>23110433
>>23110461
>>23110482
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

>>23110523
Yeah wtf, making toast takes 2 minutes and no work

Make a fucking new piece of toast

And that father was, Albert Einstein

>>23110467
Anon, eating charcoal is how you neutralize poisons you may have ingested

The commenters forget to ask themselves what she would have done for someone else, like Tyrone or Jeff Bezos.

>>23110433
Wow, amazeballs! Go back!!

>>23110433
>lying to avoid the negative reactions that you project onto others
>not being in a relationship where it's a matter of course to dispassionately acknowledge trivial facts

>>23110573
How do you feel about not getting a single (you) after typing all of that out? I didnt read your comment though, so if it's a sad story then I'm sorry anon. If it's not a sad story, get off of my board faggot

>>23110755
it's pasta
lurk more

>>23110433
burnt toast gives you cancer so the dad was a megaspastik retard

>>23110755
It's just an old copypasta about a man beating his wife

>>23110573
nice

>>23110755
how to spot a newfag 101, never ceases to amaze me

dumb bitch can't make a toast

>>23110461
>#opentowork on avatar
you don't say

Compassion. Its hard to come by, very few grasp it well. Some people never understand what it is to be compassionate. It's not easy looking past yourself and your problems and onto someone else and past their problems. It really isn't. To see everything that happened out of sight, and to know what was said without hearing a thing. Can you Anon? Can you, look someone you think you know well, in the eyes and determine their status? Is it necessary to ask someone how they are to know how they feel? Is it possible to just know?

Since you asked.

>>23110573
haven't seen this pasta for a while

>>23110433
>>>/ck/14862036
I'm losing my fucking mind

>>23110985
Isn't it compassion to not show your husband an actual slice of burnt toast on a plate? Would she dare show burnt toast to Tyrone?

>>23110573
Dumb nigger.

>>23110433
>plate of eggs salad and burnt toast
Bitch didn't even make a dinner she just assembled some foods, burnt toast is gross as fuck and the LinkedIn cucks commenting probably love normal toast but have been forced to enjoy burnt toast as they married used up roastie whores