/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23095503
nothing. nothing at all.

>>23095503
To the age old question, is the cutie sending me nudes 18 or am I being baited and detained

>>23095566
This.

>>23095503
Hitman contracts

yeah I feel like they need one concrete problem to solve. Like POwerOracle by PowerPool is the price oracle

>>23095503
Everything

>>23095503
Muh dick.

>>23095566
She's oracle approved Officer

>>23096109
How? Did the Oracle get a data call from her dental records? That would be pretty based.

Insurance contracts involving rainfall

>>23096109
no need for kleros court then good sir

>>23096146
CANDID releases particular information on request but using deco that information isn't revealed to the contract.
For the example: birthdate remains hidden but deco proves she's of age for sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of furthering the white race.

>>23096315
Imagine a SC that could tell you how many dicks a prostitute already had...

>>23095503
To the Oracle problem

>>23095503
"we're giving up on offchain data for valuable contracts and focusing on shitty price feeds for DeFi scams"
t.fat man

>>23095503
Why do people go out of thier way to shit on chainlink? Or any other coin for that matter, if it's a piece of shit surely it would be forgotten about and never mentioned again.

>>23097357
better we shit in the street?

>>23097357
because so many of you idiots rode it to a 100x, and are now riding it back down to a 0x. get the fuck out while you still can.

t. people who have already made it, and are unironically trying to help you.

>>23097442
I remember those from 1.2 and 4.5

>>23097466
Checked. me too
>>23096867
imagine the smell kek

>>23095566
>2027
>have a daughter
>put a sergey approved sensor in her vagina an hour after she's born
>the sensor has a clock in it and a penis detector
>17 years later
>daughter sends nudes to boyfriend
>pictures not going through because her clock doesn't say 18 yet (+ thanks to AI facial recognition, AI tits recognition and AI vagina recognition added to the chat apps by googleplay)
>daughter is mad about this and since she knows I have linkies (haven't sold yet) she accuses me of rape
>takes me to kleros court
>the smart contract checks the oracle that checks the sensor inside her
>sensor never saw my penis
>disown her

>>23095503
Check their new website for answers to this and more

>>23097533
checked. What about an anal sensor with optional tail or diamond?

>>23095503
for video games or some shit right anons?

I hold 50k link and I'm scared that sergey is exit scamming by just dumping weekly and acquiring companies from ari then split the money.

>>23095503
to scam

>>23095503
solution to decentralize everyone from their money by hosting shit zoom conferences and "events" when lead devs are not giving a fuck so much that they dont turn their camera on (thomas hodges Q and A)
>5 bil evaluation
>yeah im not turning my camera on
>200 viewers LMFAO
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR5FaGlkubQ
>"when staking ? errrm the defi space and yield farming is cool"

completely fuckin dodging important questions, and yeah, he probably did read and he did sell.

he's a multimilionaire while you still holding your bag.

good luck next cycle