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!!! $2.50 TARGET ACQUIRED !!!
THIS IS NOW A $2 UNISWAP WAITING ROOM

>> No.23090508

>>23090496
imagine a green dildo. from 2.50 to $500.00
within 15 minutes.

buy. buy now.

>> No.23090517

>>23090508
seems plausible

>> No.23090524
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>tfw you know LINK is going sub $5 while UNI is about to moon
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.23090525
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>>23090496
shots fired

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>>23090508

>> No.23090549

>>23090496
i am financially black hole'd

>> No.23090552

Is it over... everything is down, president sneezes and it all falls apart

>> No.23090575

>>23090517
lmao

>> No.23090588

sorry but this shitcoin will be $0.50 by the weekend. a buddy of mine is a whale with 50k and in a private telegram and he told me there's a co-ordinated effort by him and many others to dump their liquidity providing profits in synch to instil fear. It's been working well and their target is $0.25 so brace for impact. He was right about ETH mooning back in 2017 so I have no reason to doubt him

>> No.23090663

>set a 100% annual inflation rate
>be surprised when price falls

>> No.23090703

>>23090552
what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of the time

>> No.23090713

>>23090588
>dudetrustmelmao

>> No.23090786

It hurts to watch but I will be vindicated

>> No.23090864

>>23090496
I don't hold any, and sold my 400 early for a PS5. Surely there's a point where it's just too cheap and i should go ham, right? Uniswap is arguably the most important protocol in defi, and this will almost certainly collect fees from it. Plus even something like BAL has 130m market cap.

>> No.23090888

just went all in

>> No.23090963

>>23090888
see >>23090588
you will regret it. but your choice. i'm only posting this here because i have a soft spot for /biz/

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>>23090888
kek has spoken again

checkedem trip nigger.

all hail the holy trinity

>> No.23091005

>>23090888
Trips confirm, I'm going all in as well. Fuck yeah we're gonna hit $2!

>> No.23091010
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>>23090496

>> No.23091135

>>23090496
I've been waiting for like ~2.25 to buy in, but it's falling faster and harder than I expected. Might wait longer. What >>23090588 posted seems unironically plausible.

>> No.23091160

>>23091010
I bought the dip which is not on this chart.

>> No.23091195

>>23090888
me at $2.75

>> No.23091229

>>23090588
Check'd and kek'd mate. I'll start loading my bags at .4-.25 ;) thanks for the nugget much appreciated

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>>23091229
then watch it fall to .10

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PS5CHADS... I KNEEL...

>> No.23092507

>>23091135
I have limit buys set for .26 on CB pro. I would genuinely be surprised if they don't fill by end of month.

>> No.23093929

>>23092039
fuck
i kneel....