/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23003050
Thanks baggie. Start doing crystal again please.

>>23003050
>March of 2019
>$435.00 annual dividends
>Get to $790.00 annual dividends in February of 2020
>Corona
>October of 2020
>$465.00 annual dividends

To be fair, I’m a college student who doesn’t work outside of summer and winter break. I have no college debt because my mom broke her back in the fire department so I get my tuition waived. But holy fuck. This Corona shit hit me hard. My biggest blow was Ford suspending their dividend. It’s so discouraging. I know the media says this is, “This biggest economic disaster of all time” and it will pass but nearly all my progress being wiped out makes me feel awful.

Pic related. What snapchat thinks I look like as a girl because if I take another L like this I’m going tranny mode and selling that ass.

I wish I could invest in HoloLive stock
actually I wish I could just buy their poorly managed company and run it properly... those girls are pure growth, revenue generators

>>23003079
don't become a girl, just diversify your divvies

What's your 2x stocks within 6 months anons?

>>23003086
Miko is my wife, so if you could please refrain from flirting with her I would appreciate it...

>>23003098
NAK
FUCK salmon

>>23003106
If the big orange guy dies though it's the salmon that are gonna fuck NAK

Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen)

I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm here alone. I have a whole /smg/ thread to myself and I'm drunk. Prepare to be dazzled

It's time to buy turkeys. My favorite stock is SEB. Get in before Thanksgiving.

I'm in need of a guy, I'm in a neeeeeeddd of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm on neeeedddddd of a guy!!!

>>23003257
Nope. Drumpledorf Nazirump could literally die right now, and by the time Biden took office and was able to shut down the pebble project, the USACE would already have passed their verdict. If USACE gives them the permit, any attempt to EO a shutdown of their operation would be shut down faster than your wife cums when your bull is in the house.

>>23003065
>>23003231

I would be interested in licking a fresh butthole

Ooooohhhhh UVXY is the way fellow anons

My friends think I'm going craaazyy, my memory is getting kinda haaazzzzyyyy.

your LUV your LUV your LUV is my drug,your LUV your LUV your LUV!!!!

Im heavy in corn commodities

>>23003438
You are heavy PERIOD, you fat bitch.
Go on a diet.

Hey hey Jannie I don't like modding, hey hey Jannie, I think that you're a faggot!!

>>23003491
If your lost you can look and you will find me!!!! Post after post....

>>23003079
That's a dude

>>23003518
Yes. Thats me with the girl face filter on snapchat.

The jannies are gonna be real upset when they wake up. I'm sorry.

>>23003530
You'd make a cute trap. Make sure to wax your crotch and anus.

Should i yolo all my net worth on something and shoot myself in the head at range if it doesn't work out?

>>23003530
Just so you know I had sex with RKG twice and I promised not to say anything but I'm drunk so oh well.

>>23003557
Yes to the yolo, but rob a bank or some shit if it doesn't work out

Ok anons, I'm out of steam. Just don't forget me please.

My portfolio currently yields 1300€ / month dividends, after tax its barely 1000€/month.
Fuck.

>>23003600
I think that guy got served

Can anyone explain CFDs to me? I understand the leverage and the interest rate every day but why do I get to choose an amount and the prices I’m really confused

>70% portfolio is cash covered put sells because I'm scared of this retard meme market crabbing me to death and I want to determine my own entry point
Am I being a pussy /biz/? The other 30% has just been crabbing like mad and not netting me anything. At this point I'd rather just collect premiums and try to guarantee a reasonable entry point.

Whats your strategy for crab mode market?

I love trump discounting stocks, like that, for us.

He goes the extra mile

>>23003697
100% cash gang.
I got out with 2.578% losses, would have lost a lot more, now things are crabbing.

You bought the bottom? It'll be green next week

>>23003644
How much you got in the market anon?

>>23003695
CFDs are options for the absolute degenerates.

>>23003969
~460.000€, 1/3 of my stocks dont pay divi like BRK.B and AMZN

how much money do yous actually have in stocks? 3k here

Can you guys feel it? Next week is going to be green. The senate is going to pass the stimulus, Trump is going report that he's continuing the debates and then Trump is going to pass the bill right before the election to land the win. This is literally going to rocket the stock market.

>>23003695
they're shit, and the UK brokers use them to fuck you out of money, stay clear.

>>23003998
4300 euros, started in early June
I reached 1000 euros in gains on August 31, then the sell-off month started. I briefly reached 1000 euro gains on Thursday, but then orangeman got covid.
All of this is a conspiracy so i wont get triple digits gains

>>23004050
bruh get a weekend job to increase your capital as quickly as possible, the time and research you put into a tiny account isnt worth it compared to wagecucking it.
10.000€ should be the basis of your your portfolio, ideally 20.000€

>>23004095
Thanks, but you have to understand that where I'm from, averaging ~200 euros a month in gains (one of those months being September) is already considerable profit.
I would be happy if by June 2021 my portfolio grew by 2k euros (now 780, pic related). I'm DCA'ing every month but I won't reach 10k euros any time soon

>>23003304
Is that the I hate ted cruz guy?

>>23004095
Thanks, but where I'm from, averaging ~200 euros a month in gains (one of those months being September) is already considerable profit.
I would be happy if by June 2021 my portfolio grew by 2k euros (now 780€ profit, pic related). I'm DCA'ing every month but I won't reach 10k euros any time soon

>>23004095
I'm thinking about doing something like that. How long does it take to educate oneself enough to stay in the green reliably ? how much yearly gains can you expect on a 20K€ basis ? I'm not trying to get rich quick, more interested in boring steady gains for reasonable risk.

Guys I betted my whole lifesavings on trump recovering from corona.
he is rich he will be fine in no time r-right?

>>23004252
Even among the most at risk age bracket there's like barely a 1% chance of dying from corona, and he has access to the literal best health care in the world.

That said, this presents a pretty fucking good opportunity to JFK him on the downlow, so he may very well be dead before the year is out due to (((purely natural causes))). So, who knows.

>>23004252
What odds?

CLF anon please give me hope, i need some encouragement.

Give me some retard-friendly broker available in Europe please

>>23004278
Is it?

>>23004399
>As of February/March
Those statistics are junk now. Do you have any idea how much more medical knowledge there is for effective treatments compared to 6 months ago?

>>23004557
Please do tell, since you seem so familiar with the subject

>>23004557
Find a more better one I'm honestly curious how many old heads be dying vs. getting sick

*** TRUMP CONTINUES BUSINESS FROM HOSPITAL***

>>23004808
boring tbqh

>>23003998
Invested 17k USD, worth 18041 right now.
At some point it was worth like 23k but I got greedy and didn't sell

>>23004841
Yeah, he's only staying in the hospital "out of abundance of caution"....clearly fake account. Likely on ventilator.

>>23004557
He's:
1)Obese
2)Stressed (cortisol levels high from elections)
3)Eats like shut
4)Doesn't exercise

The numbers I've seen, there's a 6% he dies. Up that to 10% because of reasons above. That's about the chance he dies from this. I'll up that again because he's in the hospital, 15%.


Around 10-15% he dies. My guess, he'll have some major symptoms Mon-Thur, then be fine by Friday.

If ventilators are used....game over.

>Trump on remdesivir, Fox says he's easily breathing on his own
>GILD still keeps dumping

fuck me is there anything that will make this stupid fucking stock go up

at this rate I feel like they could literally cure all the world's illnesses and solve world hunger and we'll still be at 55 eonw

>>23004278
Trump's not a communist. Why would anyone want him dead?

>>23004637
We know Vit D has a huge impact now and that drugs like remdesevir or whatever it's called and whatever else was announced the other week too cut severity and time, also doctors know way more about how to treat to avoid ventilators. Idk man I'm hungover but I read news journals a lot and every month there's been discussions about new treatments and drugs being tested that show significant reductions.
>>23004694
I'll look later for some stuff and post about it, statistics in general are unreliable and bad but especially in the early days it was the most vulnerable and old dying in huge numbers and very little was known how to properly treat, especially wrt to the cytokine storm
>>23005112
Agreed he has a trash diet and has done himself no favours in life, but he was far more likely to die back in March/April than now. Plus he has his own doctor(s) who I assume have specifically planned for this event

>>23005112
You are missing key factors:
1) He has the best medical staff and medical supply in the world
2) They diagnosed it early (things like hydrochlorine and remdesivir work best in the early stages of the infection)

>>23005184
>>23005169
Markets will likely crab or be negative.

There's a significant downside if he dies. Many are going to cut speculative stocks (Workhorse, Hyliion, Virgin Galatic) and fly to safety assets (Bonds/cash). Tech will likely crab.

>>23005211
So did Boris Johnson and he was 18 years younger. Still ended in ICU. This virus acts strange, Trump could be fine one second and then 2 days later be on a ventilator.

Major symptoms are likely to happen Mon-Wed...if it does show up.

>>23003998
40k

How man days has trump been in hospital now? 1 day? 2 days? this is a huge nothing burger

I agree that you gotta have some 10% of your portfolio in silver of gold but if you don't want to miss out on gains you gotta have some tech share of the cake, and the most promising share is ChainLink
Apple is 1982
Microsoft is 1980
ChainLink is now

>>23005343
You are the greatest ever

>>23005470
Can't even have smg...without crypto shills....

>>23005169
Hes not cured yet retard

Should i buy LMND or TTWO?

>>23005485
Keep buying boomer's bags then. He's right. The only smart play in the market is investing into newly listed companies with crypto.

>>23005485
Look at you. All I read here is past... how are you suppose to profit off past?
You shoul lookinto the future

----------------ChainLink----------------

I read that tqqq is a leveraged etf. Does this mean if i buy 160 shares of it and it goes down hard i can end up losing double the money?

>>23005540
Triple
Also, zoom out

>>23003998
42k, 21 yo

>>23005470
These retards dont want to make money off crypto. I shilled them link at 3 bucks this year.

>>23005533
>>23005535
All crypto has done since March is follow the Stock market. Why bother with the middle man?

Plus the stock market has crypto miners like MARA & RIOT that follow the bitcoin market without having to pay any stupid coin base fees.

>>23005540
Nasdaq lost 2% yesterday, which means you lost 6% of your position.

Nasdaq times 3. Very simple.

>>23005578
so i can end up getting in debt? im not using margin, just my own capital

>MSFT
>HD
>UNH
>V
>DIS
>BABA
There you go, that’s literally all you need to make it. Thank me in 10 years.

>>23005629
I suggest even though biz fags don't agree is to wait till election is over. Expecially with Trump having the spicy flu. Low chances but if something were to happen to the acting president were crashing hard as fuck. That would be the best time to buy. You may miss a month of gains if not but I'd rather miss gains then be stuck through a crash and get caught super bag holding

>>23005629
No, you can just lose it all thrice as fast. For long term holds, stick with QQQ. Don't hold leveraged ETFs overnight.

>>23003050
Is smg still mad at ssss shill

>>23005608
Crypto follow market with more gains. The cantillion effect is in your favor, not boomers' favor in the stocks.

>>23005665
AMD? Apple? NVIDIA? TSM?

>>23005712
The only time when TQQQ loses is in deinflatorary scenario. As fed has shown, they will literally buy out everything before they allow it happen.

>>23005701
>>23005712
alright then. i guess i made a mistake buying into it and holding it for the weekend. I'll dump it first thing in the morning monday.

>>23003381
Damn ..rest in peace, Cheetoman...

>>23005762
Ok, all I'm doing with crypto is pump n dumps. I'll gain 70% one day and lose 90% the other. Waste of time.

Rather go MARA & RIOT. Crypto mining is the next best thing.

>>23005629
No. When we say “lose 6%”, we mean multiply your investment by 0.94.

Multiplying a positive and a positive can never be a negative number

>>23005774
>AMD
literal penny stock
>AAPL
Also a good choice, been holding it for 2 years now, done me nothing but good
>NVDA
A “growth stock” that already has 10 years of growth priced in. Don’t know what people are looking for when they buy nvda at these levels
>TSM
Best semiconductor play, the msft of international stocks.

>>23003103
Hilarious. Don't act like she's your wife. She's already taken by me, bud.

>>23005712
>>23005815
TQQQ is fine. Just make sure to enter it on HUGE dips to take advantage (4%+). Leverage ETF'S aren't all bad if holding overnight. Thought about holding:

NAIL
SOXL
TQQQ

All are 3x leverage in the hottest industries. Not the worst hold if you time the dip.

>>23005815
You can hold leveraged etfs. Decay happens but in a bull run you can't beat it anywhere. It's more like hold but also watch the market not just set and forget. I'm just shakey on buying anything right now other than some lotto ticket puts just in case the president kicks the ole can

>>23005845
>>23005874
>>23005898
thank you frens for all the info

>>23005868
>AMD
>literal penny stock
Did you mean to stay away from it by this?

>>23006042
Sorry I meant “literal penny stock that already got pumped”

>>23005843
Just hold. Btc performance is better than TQQQ without any leverage risk.

>>23006065
>AMD is a literal penny stock that already got pumped
oh you're just fucking retarded

did your DD consist of just looking at the 5-year chart or something??

Do yoy guys buy options or do you buy the stock for cash?
Just getting into all this, investing in the mining sector
Currently holding
>25 SILV
>475 AUNFF
Should I keep diversifying and buy stocks for cash or save up till I can trade on margin?

>>23006079
We'll see. I want to find out what happens to BTC after the digital dollar is adapted.

What's the take on GME on Monday?

>>23006192
If line go up, I coom.
If line go down, I coom.

>>23006218
Ah a fellow INTJ I see. I have also prepared for all eventualities.

ABEO, just a waiting with my sell order all set for 2.5 to hit with a vengeance. Hey I'm not greedy. Yeah the high was $5 but hell at 2.5 I'd have made over double my green anyway. (9500 shares @ 1.11 per). Of course I'll take the money if it should come about say 3.00 lands on the table due to a buyout.

Am I going to make you guys? I also recently added palantir to this. What am I missing? I got most of these back in march

>>23005599
>opportunity for 100x returns
there are still x100 left.
Derivate is quadrillion market cap
>those gains are now present in silver miners and a few other small cap cryptos.
I can't see inflation kik in before chainLink moon and smart contract hype

>>23006261
Why do people do this and not just buy a growth index fund?

>>23006284
I don't want to include shit companies

>>23005608
>All crypto has done since March is follow the Stock market. Why bother with the middle man?
Smart contract Hype (ChainLink and iExec) will start the next hype cycle. Get ready for then

>>23006284
most of his stocks are picks that were absolutely battered by corona, i think he's the kind of retard who looked at what dropped the most since pre-corona and assumed that is what his upside would magically be in 1-2 years once a vaccine is out

why would he buy an index fund that would give him boring consistent gains over time? he's obviously going to 2x his entire portfolio like DAL, the massive cashburn and debts don't mean anything after all

>>23006331
I'm long term investing my guy. I won't sell these for at least 5 years if that

>>23005845
5i x 5i = -25.
You shouldn't say any number

When will Tesla be back to $450? Are there any dates to look forward to?

>>23006192
Crab or dump. Buying pressure is weak without further news/filings and the price is trending down on low volume.

>>23006368
and you chose to hold oil of all things for 5 years?

>>23006586
oil may be the only one which I don't hold for 5. Once I get a reasonable bounce on that back to pre covid levels I will probably sell.

>>23004034
I can’t wait for this week to crab.

>>23005112
I took care of a fat diabetic heart valve replaced quadrapeligic 70 year old at the hospital.

She survived without a ventilator and was back to baseline.

Took care of a drug addict with vegetation on his heart balance, severely malnourished, mrsa, and hep c.

Back to baseline being a degenerate in a week no ventilator

While I do agree that trump isn’t a peak physical specimen by any means, the meme flu really isn’t that bad.

>>23006586
Better sell sooner kek

>>23006621
I still think Biden could theoretically test positive form the exposure at the debate. I know he was just tested but I think there is an "incubation" period.

>>23006635
This is a fact

>>23006586
I don’t agree with some of his picks but his strategy is obviously buy good companies (not all of his are good companies though) while they’re cheap. Which is a way better strategy than the average retailtard’s strategy of buying ridiculously overvalued tech companies that barely turn a profit and already have 15 years of growth priced in. He just needs better companies. Airlines are shit and always have been, WFC is shit, hotels are shit. Oil and banks (good ones like JPM, BAC and TD, not Wells fartgo) are a great play right now.
Buying quality companies while they’re below book value and the average tard is afraid to invest in them is the best long term investing strategy.

>mfw trump actually dies from my virus

Anymore I stay clear of upstart bio companies due to the high risk involved however I made an exception in ABEO's case. Company has a 4 sale sign on it. CEO/Board got kicked out due to them not accepting the buyout offer price or the terms. Big time institution owns over 15% stake kicked them out. The institution wants the company sold. Before this management shake up the price was around 3 - 5 per. Annalist all say company's stock is worth least 6 per at mid level. Company put out a press release stating that they were looking into selling the company. So I bid my time and wait. One good bit of news (new board members,new ceo, sale terms,etc) will kick this back up.

>>23006656
>Overvalued tech companies that barely make profit
You're completely wrong lol. You have no idea what their numbers are. Apple have literally 50% profit margin with growth of 10% for example.

>>23006656
I only got WFC because they recently got a new CEO Scharf who seems to have a solid record and has purchased a good chunk of WFC stock with his own funds. Seems to be bought in and is cost cutting

Monday will be blood red right? I should've gone all cash but in my greed I'm left holding bags

I just want to preface this by saying I think the president is going to do well and isn't in any serious trouble. With that out of the way, I'm possibly going to load up on some expensive calls on REGN monday morning. I know it's risky but the pay off potential is yuge.

>>23006727
Nigger Apple is 10% of my portfolio. Im not hating on actually good companies like them I’m just trying to explain what I think his reasoning is for investing in those companies. If you unironically think oil and banks will never recover you either have too short of a timeframe or are just retarded. JPM and BAC are two of the 10 most profitable companies in America and the black liquid gold still has another 20-30 years before it becomes obsolete.

>>23006656
>already have 15 years of growth priced in
what are you basing this on

shit like AMD may have an inflated PE ratio but their PEG is still insane given they're fabless unlike Intel and they have free reign over Intel for the next 3 years, like that is not debatable at all given that Intel shitting the bed on 7nm mean they lose any contracts that expire in that timeframe unless they pull something amazing with TSM in late 2021 (but that's very doubtful given Intel doesn't know what the fuck to do with their roadmap). I swear people who say "overvalued" tech companies just say that because they don't actually understand the fundamentals at all. 15 years of growth priced in? are you fucking retarded? 3 years of growth priced in yes because roadmaps are everything in semiconductors and things don't pop up overnight

also if he's hoping for corona recovery, it is way too early to speculate on oil or banks, never mind airliners. The short-term play right now is clearly in retail shit like BBBY (a bit too late on this one though but there are plenty others) given that Black Friday is coming soon.
rather than oil, natural gas would be the better playing coming into winter too, not that I'd touch either one.

>>23006757
I am just praying he makes it out of the hospital by Sunday at 5:59pm

>>23006586
Oh and I also chose Oil in the expectation that Iran fucks around more in the near future and attempts to close the straight of hormuz.

what do i buy for the Trump recovery play?

>>23006284
It’s a lot more fun

>>23006768
I think JPM will do just fine, other commercial banks will shit the bed though..

>>23006839
REGN coinflip

>>23006798
I was obviously exaggerating with the 15 years thing but these tech companies have already had major run ups in a very short time period. If you got them cheap in March or a year or two ago, congratulations. But if you’re buying them now what exactly are you expecting to get? JPM and BAC are both extremely profitable companies experiencing a downturn due to macroeconomic situations, not because the companies themselves shat the bed like the case with WFC a couple years ago.

I'm voting for Trump.

>President @realDonaldTrump’s physician, Dr. Sean Conley, will be giving an update from Walter Reed at 11 am ET.
Red or Green monday depending on what he say

>>23006898
I'm an optimist so he will give our guy a clean bill of health and Monday morning my REGN calls will print. Here's to positive thinking!

>>23006898
>>23006950
>physican is giving an update
>not the big orange guy himself
Uh oh

>>23006994
Will be a nothing burger. They are going to just explain the treatment plan and the drugs he is currently on. Media will scream questions about "WILL HE DIE!?!?!?" "HE WILL DIE CORRECT?"

>>23006859
im still very bullish on TSM, honestly i wouldn't want to touch AMD because it's too volatile even though I like the fundamentals. Still, I would not be surprised if AMD doubles again in 1-2 years, being fabless is basically easy growth, and they are much faster than NVDA on that

the usual Nasdaq giants, i don't really know honestly, seems like people just buy into it because QQQ is braindead simple. I don't like those either, especially when AAPL is still inflated purely because of a stock split hype. I don't care for those, I just stick with TSM/AMD because that's what I understand. NVDA's growth and weaker relationship (is that the right word) with TSM makes me not like NVDA as much either

TSM would be worth almost $150 right now if China FUD wasn't a thing, if we're to assume that TSM's monopoly would be valued as highly as ASML

It's over

>>23006994
When you're hospitalised the.most important thing is rest. If you fuck up and try to exert yourself too much or to soon it can add a tremendous amount of time onto the recovery period.
Here in bongland when Johnson got it he tried to keep going and return to work too soon and they reckon it added weeks onto his recovery period.

>>23007028
Nice shop - comes from this picture
https://oklahomawatch.org/2020/04/05/ventilators-amid-uncertainty-state-hunts-for-more/

>>23007054
Delete this

>>23007070
No. Why would I want you spreading fake images of the President being intubated??
I don't have any SPY Puts.

Should we buy REGN?

So everyone sees the massive bull flag Tesla is forming right

Here we go again, The Day The Nasdaq Went Down, by Oscar-winner BoboAnon, Season 2 episode 27, now available on Netflix and DVD

>>23007095
Because it's funny you homo

>>23003600
I hate normies so damn much

>trump comes out on monday all well and fine
>announces that virus is a ''nothingburger'' and issues a country wide ban for masks
>gathers people around white house each holding each others hands
>starts singing ''O say can you see by the dawn's early light...''
And that's how the golden bull market of 2020 started

>>23007143
Why is it funny tho?

>>23007143
No, it's not.

>>23005583
No one asked you age kid

Whole Trump virus thing is a nothing thing. The only person it benefits is biden. If trump should die or trump gets sicker, VP takes over. Which in this case would only be till Jan 20 2021.

>>23007143
Clearly a niggerposter

>>23007205
13/f/FL

>>23005112
>Very interesting numbers Doctor Anon.

The numbers that I’ve seen say there’s an 80% chance that trannies will kill themselves.

>>23007231
Actually from other leaders getting sick, there has been a trend of their support increasing rather than declining

Trump's drugs:
>Regeneron (antibodies)
>Remdesivir (stops viral replication)
>Vitamin D (may help immune system but only if he was low)
>Pepcid AC (speculation it may help)
>Melatonin (good evidence it helps stop virus creating a crisis and may explain why the elderly get it worse, because they have less of it)
>81 MG aspirin (not related to virus, good for heart health)

>>23007176
>>23007162
Someone might panic sell, post it somewhere else or otherwise look like an idiot.
>>23007232
I'm probably the whitest poster in this thread poltard

>>23007372
Also:
>Zinc (also may help the immune system)

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU FUCKING JEW YOU MOTHERFUCKING THIEF THIS GAME IS RIGGED REEEEEEEEEEE

>>23007377
>otherwise look like an idiot.
You're doing a fine job of that yourself

>>23007028
That body... was not mine... but a clone.

>>23007028
btfo by >>23007054

>>23007479
What game

What post filters are you guys using? I only want these threads to contain relevant information. Will probably filter a 200+ post thread to around 10 posts.

>>23007615
I don't recommend doing so - you gotta take the good with the bad, or you'll end up missing good
Sure you'll get some weird BBC fetishists / streetwalker anon
But you'll also get some good DD & tips

What’s the next stage for Donny Boy and how does it affect the market?

Good news guys someone made a pain Pepe

>>23007664
>>23007054

>>23007615
>he can't mentally filter shitposts on site
ngmi

>>23007659
True. You never know when someone's gonna post about banging crackhead trannies with some key DD in the last sentence.

>>23007664
he's fine in 2 days and we go to fucking Jupiter

>>23003050
I hope we’re green Monday.

>>23007664

Does this video affect the market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enJwnRjkE9g

>>23006898
where is that brief at?

>>23007710
Same I invested my whole paycheck Friday

I have a high paying steady job, I'm already maxing out my 401k and I do have a managed stock account. I want to have my own personal investment account however.

How do I invest like a boomer? Obviously do not want to day trade. Just some solid growers period do not care about dividends.

>>23007708
Exactly!
So we can all end up like this anon

>>23007231
it helps drumpf politically big league sweaty

You did sell everything, right? Market is going to crash on monday

>>23007753
>so like an idiot I didn't do any research and bought puts
Sounds like it's his own fault

>>23007853
no shit lmao

>>23007752
just pick a winner from all the sectors and buy the dip as you add cash

>>23006449
> Imaginary numbers
> positive
Sounds like somebody just started high school

>>23007752
experience

start with 2-3 picks you in sector(s) you understand or are willing to learn to understand
don't need much more than that, better off just sticking money into an ETF or mutual fund instead of trying to follow over 10 picks at a time while having a decent job already

tips: don't buy airliners

>>23007672

Why is OPTI not over $1?

https://optecuvc.com/shop/rover/

>>23007429
>Zinc
Quick buy TECK NOW!!!! They own the largest zinc mine in America, obvious moon if President lives

>>23003079
My dividends when up during the epidemic. stop picking shitty companies like Ford

>>23008020
stop lying.

https://www.sec.gov/edgar/searchedgar/companysearch.html
>for any anons looking to read company filings / 'balance sheets'
(imo rkg this might be a good resource to add to the OP pasta)

>>23003079
F suspending their dividend was the writing on the wall for a long time. You couldn't see it just like those fags who held GME all the way down to $10 because of muh dividend.

>>23007588
spelunky

>>23003998
20k diversified but still down 2%
Feeling like i'm in way too deep but i can’t get out. I would have to sell my winners because i don’t want to cut the losers at loss. Classic fuckup. At least i got solid long term holds

>>23008025
I'm not lying I own solid companies like PG and they increase their dividend during the epidemic.

TA bros what's a good ticker to practice TA on? Does it really matter which one you pick? Is there really any point in trying to practice with the markets closed?

>>23008004
i don't think it works that way, anon...

>>23003998
$50k. Up 15% since last year, working on getting to 100 and 500k. Easy to say. Right?

>>23008183
AMD. it has high liquidity and tight spreads literally every day. it's also still under $100 unlike, say, NVDA. what matters is high volume every day and a price probably at least over $20 so it can't be easily manipulated.

>>23008183

TA is fake and gay. You can spot a trend without all the faggy meme lines and that’s only half the story you have to pay attention to news and sentiment

My friend wants me to invest in some real estate called subprime, he says its called that because the land is made for submarine pens that the militray will buy from us 10 years from now
Should i buy?

Give me a good reason to not dump everything into REGN Monday morning pre market
Trump is literally using their drugs

Rich anons in this thread, do you feel you earned your networth or that you just lucked out with good genes and IQ?

>>23008264
Yes, absolutely

>>23008290
>it's my genes fault that I'm a loser!

>>23008325
>doesnt understand genes
Literally genes are responsible for all your success and failures

>>23008246
>TA is fake and gay.

it really isn't. systemic trading is one of the easiest and most efficient ways of becoming a profitable trader, period. at the end of the day it's just having a probabilistic edge combined with good risk management. way better than, say, buying AAPL at 130 because "apple is a great company tho!" and bagholding for who knows how long, or buying before earnings because "i think they'll have a good earnings" and getting dumped on.

>>23008336
OK, well you can't change them (as of right now) so what's the point in thinking about how
>if only I had better genes I'd be rich by now!

>>23008325
>>23008403
Yes. Genes are the things that decide how smart you are, how hard you work, how easy you get depressed and when your natural life ends

How old are you anon? I'm not sure they taught that in school 20 years ago

>>23008403
epigenetics

Trumps condition is improving

>>23008432
>you
>can't
>change
>them

>>23008242
Ok I'll give AMD a try. I'm thinking of getting some LEAPS for 2022 actually, so it may be a good idea to understand how the price moves about in the short term.

>>23008246
I don't plan on using TA has a 100% surefire reason to buy/sell. Just as an indicator of sorts. I believe its better to have a basic understanding of how current trends are going than blindly buying something because you think line go up.

>>23008442
Doesn't change your DNA just changes what parts get 'read' or whatever, in the end your DNA is still the same, and we aren't gonna have DNA editing good enough to just change yourself into whatever you want any time soon.
You guys go ahead and enjoy feeling shitty about something you literally have 0 control over though

>>NO FEVER SINCE FRIDAY

>>23008495
Noice!

>>23003079

This kind of gives me hope though. I started buying stocks in march, and so far I've been very underwhelmed by my dividends, hopefully I'll get more once the market recovers.

>>23008336
>>23008432
debatable. nature versus nature, etc. but this isn't really the place.

>>23008450
I don't quite understand your point here. Just because you can't "change" something doesn't mean you shouldn't lament it.

Just wishing bad things away is unhealthy. You might as well not think about terminal cancer if you ever catch one, except your genes have a bigger impact than any disease you could ever get

Is suicide for cowards?

Trump will give some kind of address from quarantine on Sunday and the markets will spike on open Monday morning

>>23008539
>You might as well not think about terminal cancer if you ever catch one
Yes actually, if I was going to die I'd like to spend most of the time thinking about other shit besides my impending death.

>>23008004
we're talking like 25-50mg zinc lozenges here like for a common cold

>>23008616
Good luck with that, I'm sure you'll have to face the music someday. Just remember that cancer comes with pain no drugs can alleviate.

You know, it's easy to say what you say from an ivory tower but I'm sure your tune will change during the longest and most painful days of your life.

>>23008553
To a degree but you also have to not be scared of death to do it

>>23008264
Kek

>>23008729
Literally not saying that I can think myself out of dying dumbass, I'm saying why spend all that time thinking about how what's going to happen anyway is going to happen. Your reading comprehension is shit.

should i keep holding gme

>>23008790
Thinking about ones mortality can put your life in perspective. Many people never think about it and waste their lives. Look up Heideggers recommendation "spend more time in graveyards" in order to live authentically

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>all these positive Titans players
>now Cam Newton positive

This better mean Draftkings takes a dip on Monday so I can finally fucking buy

>>23008878
>Many people never think about it and waste their lives
Yea but look at the whole reply chain, he's literally advocating for the opposite extreme of that, wasting his whole life thinking about shit he has no control over like his genes

>>23008958
Yeah I didn't dig into it because he sounded retarded. However I think its valuable to contemplate your own mortality and be able to honestly face your own death (I'm not a christfag)

>>23008790
>I'm saying why spend all that time thinking about how what's going to happen anyway is going to happen.
I know that and I also know you'll be surrounded by death. After there is no hope for recovery or you become too frail you'll be transported into palliative care unit. You'll be surrounded by people waiting death, you'll see death daily and meet other people in the process of dying. You'll see priests come and go, some will even visit you to talk about literally anything.

You will think about death, there's no avoiding it, death will nag your mind constantly. I mean why do you think elderly get easily depressed? Why do you think palliative care units often have residing priests on the clock?

>>23008853
At this point you pretty much have no choice but to hold GME

>>23008163
>lose half your money
>gain 5% extra dividend, still doesn't reach SPY dividend yield
lol divvytards. So easy to make you out yourselves too.

>>23008853
i mean you should probably still be up at least +20%, it's still in the $9 range

no one is in the GME play for a measly 50% gain

>>23008975
>>23008958
If I sound retarded it's because of my genes~~
>wasting his whole life thinking about shit he has no control over like his genes
Alas you miss the point here completely. Thinking about your genes means thinking about your own abilities, what you can or can't do. I'm sure plenty of people have that thought process going, the difference is that I just associate it my genome.

And if you really think about it that's the correct way to live your life. If people thought about their IQ then they wouldn't waste their lives in universities. They wouldn't go into debt trying to attain a degree they can't reach or use. They'd find work that would suit their intelligence, leading into a happier life.

>>23008553
Agreed all those anons that went bankrupt and killed themselves were probably better of trying to rob a bank and running away to some third world country

>WAAAH my genes weren't good enough!
>WAAAH my parents weren't good enough!
>WAAAH the country I was born in wasn't good enough!
>WAAAH I'm gonna caught a terminal illness one day!
>WAAAH I wasted my whole life thinking about how my life isn't good enough and now I'm fucking dead WAAAH!

>>23008371
So who are some legendary billionnaire day traders that use TA?

Buy CLF

I made a post explaining why

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>23009139
based

>>23009164
No

I want to start running the wheel on TSM. How far out should the strike be when I sell my first put? Weeklies or monthlies? Or longer to capture more theta decay?

>>23009213
>I want to start running the wheel on TSM
wait that does even work lol
the premiums must be garbage with how stable TSM is

>>23009191

Doesn't affect me

>>23009161
desu every single day trader uses TA. The minimum I've ever seen was resistance and support. On the other extreme, some traders use ichimoku exclusively (it's basically 4 indicators at once). Currently I am learning a lot by following and applying a method based on the convergence of fibb + "something else" (something else is variable, he likes using gan angles but I don't. I use fib from the lowest point to the previous high and to the next high before retracement, then remove lines that don't overlap sufficiently closely. Adding some MAs to the mix give very high probability setups and the RR I usually operate at is around 1:10 to 1:20 minimum).
My greatest wins were using this multi-fib setup plus some typical TA patterns (wedges and flags being the most likely in my experience).

>>23009139
Yes.
>WAAAH I'm a gay man in 80s NY
>WAAAH I was born girl in 60s China
>WAAAH I was born into serfdom circa 1346

>>23003050
Who's the jew girl?

>>23009139
>born an african jew
>get billions of dollars for selling a few shitboxes at a loss

>>23009274
I've seen it suggested here a few times. I checked last night and it seemed pretty easy to get 1% a week minimum, but some anon was talking about 20% a month.
I think the best premium is buying 50 or 60 days out and then rolling it with less than 30 days to expiration. But that's a rough estimate and I have no experience with this, I would like some input from people who run the wheel on TSM or any ticker really. If you have a better ticker for selling premium please share.

>>23009470
>buying 50 or 60 days out
selling *

Be honest guys. What’s NAK going to go up to once they get the federal permit

>>23009281
Post total return and I’ll consider getting some.

>>23009352
Serfdom in 1346 was far better than modern day wageslavery in every respect but access to technology (not a status problem).

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4377179-gamestop-cash-flow-bro

Iron hands will make it

>>23009139
Some progress just don't understand that life sucks and then you die.

>>23009550
Black death was in 1346...
>American education

>>23009603
I know. And corona is in 2020. Same shit, different time. Just like back then only the poor and old died, today only the basketballese and the old die. Wash your hands and you don't get the black death. Wash your hands and you don't get the kung flu.

BREAKING: Senate Majority Leader McConnell says he will move to halt Senate floor activity until Oct. 19, but will permit cmtes. to continue with their work, including the Senate Judiciary Cmte.'s confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination to the US Supreme Court.

NO STIMULUS

>>23009521
Probably never. NAK has been shilled here for 4 fucking years and nothing has ever happened.

>>23009630
Bait

>>23009550
are you stupid
being a wageslave in 21st century beats being a fucking king back then

just having air conditioner and refrigeration alone is amazing never mind everything else

>>23009669
Desu just having pain killers makes all the difference

>>23009669
Imagine being unironically this uneducated. Yikes! I'll take my 20 hours workdays, 1/3rd of the year off, massive land and multi-generational housing anytime. You keep your $1m++ shoebox ghettohood attached "house" and $50k/year 60 hours a week job with 2 weeks vacations bro. Gotta be at least like that to CONSOOM all the new netflix garbage and latest igadget I suppose.

>>23003079
>losing dividend income at any time ever
LMAO at your life tranny

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3619636-patriots-qb-cam-newton-tests-positive-for-covidminus-19
>DKNG Puts anon might be right after all

>>23009731
Yeah this really all you need O_O

>>23009794
>-20% 5-years return including dividends
wooooow..................

>>23009731
nupeople really were a mistake holy shit.

Hey /smg/. I am starting to invest in US recently. What do you guys think of creating a diversified portfolio of leveraged ETFs for the long term? I am thinking of:
25% QLD (2x QQQ)
25% UPRO (3x SP500)
25% TMF (3x 20yr treasuries)
25% UGL (2x gold)

The idea is that during big drawdowns in the market I can sell some TMF and UGL to buy more QLD/UPRO.

I prefer QLD over TQQQ as the volatility of Nasdaq and thus the decay is higher than SP500, which makes the return adjusted to the risk better.

Maybe I will add bond or a reit ETF. If anyone has recommendations I would be glad.

>>23009631
Pending election i assume? Next week isn't looking good then.

Looking like a
>buy SPY Puts Monday late morning bounce
to me so far - if we get a Presidential address, it will help the bounce, but then the markets will 'realize'
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3619639-senate-to-halt-work-until-oct-19-after-positive-tests
>no stimulus
and the sell-off will begin again

>>23006527
This, I bought in yesterday when I thought it bottomed out at around 436, and it kept dropping to 411. How long am I gonna have to wait to not regret buying this dogshit?

>>23009631
stimulus delayed to november would be fucking good for GME though and all retail in general

>>23009918
Nevermind, i see this is about the coof. Red. Red red red.

>>23009866
I bet you don't even do drugs nerd

>>23009926
>muskcoin
Wait for another doubling

>>23009926
I lost 0,7% on my initial too on friday. I bought slightly before trump getting the rona was announced.
I am still confident in my pick.

I'm sorry for shitting up this thread last night. I was real drunk.

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23010010
lets play chess again sometime c:

>>23010036
Fags

>>23007672
wow, this is great news. Finally a pain pepe

>>23008489
>Doesn't change your DNA just changes what parts get 'read' or whatever, in the end your DNA is still the same, and we aren't gonna have DNA editing good enough to just change yourself into whatever you want any time soon.
Okay but you're a literal retard for not realizing that expression of genes to make them inactive/active is fundamentally determinant of an organism. Epigenetics, for all intents and purposes, can allow people to "Change who they are"

>>23009550
Yeah back breaking labor and sniffing illiterate toilets so much better than sitting at home all day trading stocks

>>23010019
just loading up the slingshot fren

>>23009970
Straight and narrow my friend.
But anyway, analgesics have been widely known about since like 3000-4000 bc at the very least. Some of those are still used today. Modern analgesics are usually isolated artificially manufactured active compounds just from these. Beside that, the pain ascribed to surgery without pain meds (let alone every day use of pain meds for fucking headaches and other nonsense) is far overplayed by nupeople precisely because they can't conceive of life without those addictions (be it pain meds or computers).
t. allergic to most common anesthetics.
It's the same with bullshit like AC and fridges. Fridges are convenient, but not that much. It means you go buy meats and veggies a week in advance and get to keep them fresh for a long time instead of having to cook them right away and it means long-distance transportation is possible. Without fridges, you just go get your meat 1-2 days in advance from a local producer, or you get prepared meats (salted, smoked, pressured (e.g. gravlax), etc.), some of which are basically considered delicacies today even though they literally just exist for the sake of longer-term fridge-less storage.
About half the people here have never had AC (including myself) even though it's 40C in summer. Another example of greatly overexaggerated comfort assumption. After the first week you're completely used to it and it merely feels uncomfortable, not miserable or particularly hot.

gmebros what happened

>>23010223
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4377179-gamestop-cash-flow-bro

>>23009164
Fucking shiteater shill explain why here not on faggottwits.

I have clf shares from off a good low a long time back now stop smearing shit on my investment

>>23010266

I have tens of thousands on the front line invested.

How many dollars do you have invested, Timmy?

>>23010314
Not everyone here is 22. Pretentious idiot

Can't believe I bought the literal top of SSSS, worst play I ever made in my life. At least I'm not in too deep. Learned myself a valuable lesson that day.

>>23003050
Holding TQQQ at $128. Kinda nervous

>>23009854
love it when divvy fags live rent free in this tards head

>>23010223
Reality

>stimulus won't be passed
time to buy TQQQ puts?

>>23010413
looks like it

>>23010383
monday will show hehe oktober worries me a little but until early 2021 we shall see growth again

>>23010422
post your planned TQQQ positions

OUR GREAT USA WANTS & NEEDS STIMULUS. WORK TOGETHER AND GET IT DONE. Thank you!

>>23010439
It's hard to say - I think we might see a little 'false' rally on Monday just like we did Friday - I'm gonna be playing it by ear / waiting for the right entry
(eg. TQQQ may open below $120 and then rise up to $125, and then slam back down - what I think will happen roughly)
I will probably buy slightly OTM

someone make a new one

>>23010527
You think TQQQ 10/16/20 $119p is a good move that will be slightly otm

>>23010439
We also might get some unexpected news tomorrow, like an address from Trump himself for example, which could further boost the false rally; but I think overall the market will weigh the no stimulus higher

>>23010223
>>23010407
These two anons must be /smg/ regulars, look at all the content they've posted and how well they fit in to the community. Is it time to short GME?

freshly baked
>>23010621
>>23010621
>>23010621

>>23010554
It depends entirely on how the next 43 hours - you shouldn't be planning an entry point like that (imo) until you see futures tomorrow at 6:00, how Japan / China / London markets react, and then pre-market from 4:00am - 9:00am
You should be waiting to see when momentum shifts from the 'false' rally to downturn, so that you can get the best price possible, without having to deal with thinking your position is wrong when the rally happens after you buy
tldr; gotta play it by ear
We could also get some unexpected news in the next 43 hours regarding stimulus (the most important thing)

>>23010392
You don't even know what rent-free is or does sorry

>>23010248
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4377179-gamestop-cash-flow-bro


Looks pretty optimistic to me.

>>23010598
How about you look at how well my dick fits in your ass

>>23010660
Notice people misusing a lot in here lately

>>23010642
Thanks for helping me see the stimulus news should be what i listen for my TQQQ positions. im new to options and want to learn how to properly get a date and expiry on these leveraged ETF's. just understood how otm/itm works for calls, now gotta work on em for puts

>>23010554
Implied volatility is pretty high - I think as of now, you're more likely to get crushed by IV than make a profit buying that

>>23003328
>>23003257

USACE denied the permit in august and Trump has spoken against the mine. Biden would just obama it again. NAK is a scam nobodys gonna buy your 2013 bags.

>>23010747
Higher IV = higher option premium per share, right?

>>23008403
literally every choice you make rewrites your dna. You can change