/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

frist for trump will die of covid

This the type of day you just check in at 4pm to see how much you got BTFO

Why?
Yes, I bought 10k worth of an E-Sports ETF today.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holding up alright, permabulltards?
don't worry
i'm sure your line will go up next week
if you let it go down today, it'll go up even more!

please... i need to coom... no more chastity, i need coom now...

UVXY GOING ON A RUN UP
BUY UVXY
>BUY UVXY
MARKET CRASH INCOMING
>MARKET CRASH INCOMING
FEAR AND UNCERTANINTY
>FEAR AND UNCERTANINTY

>>22988291
>pic
What phenotype is this?

GIB THE FUCKING TQQQ CHEAPPPPPIESssss

>HYLN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

World ends
GME holds strong

Who here is 100% cash gang?

>>22988354
mix of chinese and white pig

What time is SHLL merger

I spent 1400€ on a girl over 6 months

why do they cost so much

>>22988291
>Getting Hungry
Where my FOOD stock bros at?

>>22988354
shrek phenotype

Rotated pretty much my entire portfolio into UVXY and DRIP today, instantly down like 8% on DRIP. I'm still bearish on oil though, especially through the winter and having corona around. Anyone else in DRIP?

And will UVXY do what it did earlier this month and pop up like 20%? Seems like an obese 70+ year old man getting corona is bad news, especially around the election

>>22988367
Mostly. Need to sleep this weekend.

Im only about $100 down and im not gonna lie I was expecting this to be much worse. My mind is at ease

If TQQQ can hit 90, we'll enter a golden bullrun.

I was up $1k this week and may actually end red fucking hell I fucking hate Trump. I hope he dies at this point I'm willling to take the loss

>all cash
hello fellow cheapie bros

>>22988374
zimp

>>22988374
because you're a beta and offering money is a big part of why women are with you

>>22988374
must have been some sort of a goblina for so cheap

>>22988374
if they look like that i'd add a few more zeros

Its a full moon tonight and SQQQ is offering up rides there this weekend. You will arrive on monday

>>22988373
already happened. Stocks didnt go up but given what has happened to day thats understandable

i cant possibly buy yet another dip

ive bought all the dips

>>22988405
Sir, we are trying to make money

>>22988440
be one with the dip

>>22988441
>>22988367

too soon

>>22988441
Sir this is a tendies

>>22988422
Im not offering money, its more like buying new clothes for dates, the date itself, gas for driving around with the girl etc

>>22988367
Reporting.
Except I'm still holding a little SQQQ so I have something green.

DIE QQQ

Wild fucking ride here

About to drop 10k in XLNX
Raise hell praise dale

Praise be to KeK.

Digits confirm:
>China eliminated
>Trump destroys CoronaChan
>Markets Moon

>went to bed early yesterday with food poisoning
>woke up an hour ago
>missed the boat on taking advantage of the dip and now debating just fucking off today and not falling for fomo

Alright. What's the next step in the master plan? Post lunch pump? Dump all day? Crab? Dump over the weekend? Pump over the weekend? WHICH ONE IS IT?

>my only stock gaining after that 930 Trump crash is airline stocks

Ayy lmao

>>22988485

Hold tight HYLN bros
Don't panic
Ride this shit out

what would literally happen to the market if trumpo died

BIZ I think therapeutics might be great to get into right now. There has to be an anon who is in the know about therapeutics. What do I hop into?

Therapeutics anons where are you at

>>22988460
those are personal expenses then retard stop blaming her

>>22988490
Rolling for post-lunch pump

Bobros is this a bear trap?!?!

>>22988532
drop a bunch until Pence took over and instilled confidence by the end of the day.

All in SQQQ, should be a nice weekend

I'm officially done investing. Just uninstalled robinhood.

What's next from here? Nothing productive that's for sure. I still have like 2 grand in my draft kings account and will probably gamble that away this weekend.

goodbye forever fellas..

>>22988532
It would become electrified by the power of Pence

>>22988532
March x2

>>22988539
GameStop is therapeutic.

most who test positive are asymptomatic, and there are large number of false positives and test show positive for 'dead corona' viruses too that are harmless. but even fake news that trump coofs just once will launch circuit breaker :)

>>22988563
Anon, what did you invest in?

I bought

Buy pfsi on the dips and watch your money grow

Is WKHS dead

Remember GME bros: We don't sell until november

>>22988563
B a s e d
A
S
E
D

>>22988539
ONTX

>>22988563
install robinhood over the weekend and play SPY daily options with your last 115
also get a job

Well that was fun.

>they think they can keep it from going green by eod

>>22988528
what the fuck is going on lol

WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WON'T DRIP STOP GOING DOWN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I thought oil was supposed to take a shit for the rest of the year how is DRIP tanking so hard the day I decide to buy in fuck my ass

>>22988563
How is this even possible

>>22988563
How can you even do something this retarded?

>>22988615
options

If corporations are people, can GameStop be president?

>>22988582
Probably not. I sold out of it because I think once it receives less than 50% of the contract its going to 15

And this my United States of

>>22988584
I'm selling prob nov 20

Cruises and Airlines just had a sharp jump for some reason

>>22988563
>these are the people giving you stock advice

>>22988615
Options.

>>22988576
I kept seeing this dude posting images of crackwhores and noticed he kepts talking about how he made killer gains on papa john's. So like an idiot I didn't do any research and bought puts yesterday before close. So long story short market opens and it goes down a little bit and I'm like "ok ok good..." then out of no where it shoots up to 83.50 and I'm down like 4 grand instantly....anyways long story short I panic sell my puts at a loss.

Anyways fuck that guy and FUCK YOU all...I'm outta here. I hope that retard dies of aids btw.

>>22988528
It's a long fucking investment. Their product is valuable. It's a value based stock

My industrials and autos are rising lmao. X is up over 2% right now. Bought more BIG on the big dump this morning and now it's almost positive on the day. Based boomershits. *sip*

>>22988580
COOF eet

>>22988573
I unironically think the best move for GME right now is to abandon ship. That shit might never come back up

t. I own 110 shares @ 9.70

>>22988532
well, I'll ask a related question:
what would happen to the market if sleepy joe died?

>>22988584
Nobody is selling.
If no stimulus is passed it might drop to $9, maybe $8.50 at the lowest.
Workhorse dropped nearly 50% before shooting up to $30.
I won't get shaken out this time.

>>22988555
Post-lunch pump confirmed

>>22988563
>robinhood
>investing
You were never investing you fucking normie

>>22988563
How did it go so wrong?

>>22988539
Srne & vxrt

WHAT THE FUCK WA THAT

>>22988367
117k baby, I’m up 30k for the year so I’m just waiting for things to stabilize. I needed a break from the constant fear of getting bogged. It’s interesting that the more I make the more scared I get of losing my gains

>>22988656
sorry to hear youre retarded

>>22988668
we're poomping

>>22988555
W I T N E S S E D

>>22988670
Loser. Consoles haven't released yet

Imagine panic selling everything just because the president has the coof

>>22988656
Homeless hooker guy is based, he might die from his lifestyle of binge drinking and exposure to disease, but at least he's not a degenerate gambler

>>22988698
You think anons here are really emotionally strong? If course they panic

>>22988563
Holy shit and I thought I was bad. I gotta make a compilation of retards like you just so I can cheer myself up on red days.

>>22988656
so you gambled away 4k in a day without any prior knowledge in the stock market?

>>22988584
Selling on Halloween to beat this guy out the door.

>>22988707
NO HE'S NOT HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT AND HE COST ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!

I'M FUCKING 25 AND LOST MY JOB FROM THIS BULLSHIT VIRUS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

>>22988647
>Airlines
american and united firef 30k people

>>22988466
I'm a little mad my funds weren't settled yesterday to buy that 70% dip, but I'm okay with a .035 entry point today.

it's ok guys I bought TQQQ puts, the dump is over

My plan:

>invest $30,000 in GME
>GME goes to $20 minimum by November
>Take most gains, throw it in NAK
>NAK goes from 1-10ish.
>I know have around $600,000.
>Throw that money is brainlet recovery stocks and walk away for a year or two
>I know have $1,600,000
>Buy a huge movie theater and run nothing but schindler's list until I run out of money, free admission

So...
What do you think?

>>22988740
buy costco calls

are we in a clown world?

faggot airlines

>>22988740
>its someone else's fault that i dont do my homework

>>22988698
I don't believe the tests available are really accurate. And I don't believe in the severity of this virus if in fact it is what it is, we would have seen people dropping like flies, we only saw fake chinese videos and had to learn on the fly. Markets are being manipulated, power plays are being made, something happened or is going to happen.

you wanna know what fucks me up the most about this whole thing?

ok ok so....I panic sell my puts on PZZA right? ok so now I'm looking at my screener and I notice it went from 83.50 to 82.50 a moment ago....how is this not manipulation?

were the MM's targeting puts? is this what goes on now? FUCK THIS GAME!

I would rather honestly gamble on sports like I used to do..

>>22988612
FUCK ME I'M DOWN ALMOST FUCKING 9% ON THIS GARBAGE

How it it even fucking possible that the one fucking day I buy into an inverse oil ETF because there's actually FUCKING NEWS about oil being shit, it tanks. God fucking dammit it really feels like the fucking Truman Show sometimes

>>22988759
> I know have $1,600,000

Yeah, let us know how it goes mate.

>>22988759
Gotta love spellcheck fucking up my master plan post

I fell for the shill and bought CLF

>>22988490
I remember jerking off to something like that pic when I was ten or eleven. It was an erotic story with illustrations in an ild Swank magazine my dad had in his sock drawer. There were immortal cat girls that fucked themselves with transparent dildos that were full of people that had been shrunken down to fit in them. At the end one of the passengers puts a bomb on the tip and throws himself into the pussy and drowns. Weird shit.
Also, buy NAK

>>22988759
Delete this that was my strategy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>22988759
isnt there a 50% chance of the nak mine not getting approved

>>22988759
I believe in the mission.

>>22988563
lol and I am mad that I missed 3 cent on a 35$ stock

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

So we thinking rebound on Monday to gap up? Trump won't be in the hospital before then, & I want weekend APPL tendies

airlines:
https://www.forexlive.com/news/!/pelosi-agreement-imminent-for-airline-aid-20201002

>>22988757
What strike?

What happened with airlines?

Stimulus passed???

Everything just skyrocketed

>>22988740
But NAK calls with what little you have left. Thank me later

BIG GAINS NIGGA WHERE YOU GUYS AT!?!?! Discount retail CHADS

MOOOOOOOOOO

Nothing to see here. Perfectly normal market fluctuations going on

>>22988812
FUCK.
OFF.

lol
everybody's mad

>>22988808
there is a 100% chance the mine isn't getting approved

I can't seriously be the only person in here holding DRIP right now, can I?? I got the recommendation from here. What the fuck man

>>22988827
Watch there be news in an hour of an airline stimulus. Then it's confirmed for insider buying.

I feel sorry for you Yanks.
You all think things are gonna get better, but what you don't realise is that this is just the first plague.
Until you drop Trump and Biden and embrace based centrism you are going to crab like the Japanese for the next 25 years after a few crashes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ27EBdM19Y

>>22988759
NAK will moon to $20 by EOY
>>22988808
NAK got an outstanding EIS. No gold mine has ever been denied after a positive EIS. That + A-A Railroad + Trump’s Strategic Resource EO put NAK at 85% likelihood of getting approved imo by EOY

>>22988740
Anon.
Get a student loan to live off of for a while.
Go to a bank, get one for a semester, they'll approve you very fast.
Then, go to some community college and get a government student loan for the next semester.
Never pay it back.

>>22988745
I'm holding at .027 but the price is so erratic. Total hipshot personally, we'll see.

>>22988656
>I hope that retard dies of aids btw
>that retard

You’re the one that bought naked outs without any DD based on a post on a Bangladeshi taxidermy forum. I’m not sure he’s the retard.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>22988792
Bad move chief, should have picked X.

it keeps going...

tfw I dont care profolio is red and go fap to hentai
Life is good anons

who /dca/ here?

>volume is down on everything today
The fuck?

>>22988875
Then I will buy 2 movie theaters

How the FUCK is gamestop still a going concern?

Only things holding my folio back is SBE and SPAQ. Why did I have to fall for some shitty SPAC meme?

Bro’s this stock just doesn’t give a fuck about the economy. Sports are back and that’s all that matters.

>>22988792
If it makes you feel better I fell for the CLF shill and the SSSS niggerfaggot shill. But now im out of CLF with minor losses. Now we must cuss them out and make them leave whenever they appear in threads

>>22988945
For now..

wtf I just noticed how much shittier the Nasdump is doing today compared to everything else. Russel and Dow are green fuck you tech niggers down 1.5%

>>22988898
I hope those were less than 1% of your portfolio purchases amigo

>>22988850
tell that to my KO dividend that I used to buy shares of other great dividend companies

>>22988814
https://youtu.be/L5Y8yjSbmOY

>>22988740
I hope you actually had more than 5k to you're name before losing your job, if not then youre kinda epic for gambling 5k in the market when you know that you're jobless

WHAT THE HECKIN FRICK WAS THAT

>all those down bois crying about their solid stocks
>meanwhile my diamond hands penny stock has made me a tidy profit

To the moon bois, get on it while you can

Anyone have thought son TSLA? Looks like its getting squeezed but could probably just moon like crazy again

I wish I knew anything about pharma stocks I'd be all in right now if I did.

>>22988367
I got stopped out on all except Ruger this morning.

>>22988965
About 5% each
It's not a problem, I put in more money every 2 weeks.

>>22988793
That all sounds extremely french

goys, how much time do you dedicate to trading in a week?

>>22988977
Based divy anon. Probably one of the few that doest post AAAAAHHHHHH every week or so.

>tfw wfh all week
>tfw always busy but in my freetime I want to do things during the week, read watch TV, play video games, etc.
>weekend hits, all free time
>dont want to do anything at all

Why the fuck is it like this.

I was told it was going to crash this morning. It's fucking nothing.

>>22988827
possibly because Biden tested negative? There were surges in a lot of things, but airlines most of all

A PEEPEE JUST TOOK A POOPOO OVER MY HOUSE

>>22989018
~70 hours

>>22988995
Its funny, everything is down except my shitty nanocap biotech stock

do I hop into SNOW? im scared

Do I hold my DRIP and UVXY or use up two day trades and sell them at a ridiculous loss? I honestly cannot fucking believe that the market is almost green today. The one day I thought there was bad enough news, after keeping track of shit for months, it decides to go 110% clown market and stay up.

You guys max out your Roth IRA before fucking around on the market right?

... right?

>>22989031
the things you choose to do in your freetime are exhausting
i'm betting you don't read books

FUCK ITS TANKING AAGIN

>>22989019
He loses more than any AAAA poster does, yet never recovers. What's based about that? He's just plain tarded.
>>22989036
Airlines got some more bailout money. BA setting up nicely for another breakout.

>>22988740
>Same age and soon to lose my job too.
Why the fuck would you play with options when you're that tight with cash. Should have invested 4k in CRSR and held for a few days, would have made to some mint profit. Whelp good luck in life bro.

CRSR chads rise up

>>22988367
I am 100% cash and I don't even want to be. But after the news last night I just queued up market sell orders for everything and just said fuck it. Everything is too fucking chaotic. If I turn around and buy sqqq or UVXY, you know damn well on Monday the Dow will rise 15% or so gay shit for no reason, just to dump 30% the next day. This market is gay as fuck.

>>22989051
>not fucking around in your roth IRA
i bought 100 shares of SHLL with my roth money

alright, bought the LAC meme
what am I in for

>>22988931
I don't understand what you are trying to say.

>>22988532
That wouldn't matter that much. Pence would take over right away. The problem, or the market's fear, is about the election. Trump being sick this close to election creates some uncertainties; how will he still campaign, is he asymptomatic or not, is this bad for his chances to win? It's spooks. Market does not like hanging questions like this.

>>22988977
Why didn't you just buy more KO? Or is it not as great as the other company?

>>22989063
>Airlines got some more bailout money
Says who??

>>22989050
>>22988870
>>22988783
>>22988612
Seriously what the fuck it's like my posts are invisible every time I ask legitimate questions. Fuck this place it's just getting worse

>>22988941
Every single one of you faggot anime posters has a dramatic break down every time a stock goes down for a day. Fucking transition already you pathetic excuse for a man
Also sell all the stock you think is worthless so I can buy it

>>22989053
I read books.

I just stay up and drink too much

>>22989075
I loaded up some new positions today, but I think I will sell most of it next week

>>22989084
They said mild symptoms.

>>22989018
>>22989038
guess I'll add more questions... for those who dedicate more than 20 hours/week:
do you work for yourself? is this your main income? do you have a degree related to economics? how did you learn about trading?

>>22989092
what kind of books?

Tqqq 80$ end of next week

>>22988871
Based centrism? No thanks, we're too busy getting what we deserve

>>22989107
About fucking you're mum LOL XD

>>22988291

Mumu its time for my beef jerky.

HAHAAAHAHAAHA

>>22989090
Seeth faggot

>>22989122
REKT
E
K
T

>>22988539
relief. buy relief therapeutics <3

>>22989089

>>22989096
So far anon. Mild so far.

>>22989106
I used to be a financial advisor.

>>22989112
if it can break ~120 then yeah probably down to 100-90 at most imo through november

>>22988931
Last year an anon joked that it was somehow a sophisticated money laundering scheme. It has basically nothing going for it except for market cap.

WOW expansion delayed. Anyone copping ATVI cheapies?

>>22989131
Fags reproduce by molesting children

W H Y I S D R I P D O W N I F O I L I S D O W N

I seriously must be invisible

>>22989018
Probably 10+ hours, considering my work allows me to check my phone probably every 10 minutes. My daily routine is turning into
>go to work
>clock in 9am
>head to bathroom
>take a shit in peace
>check stocks for pre market action

>>22989106
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

HOLY HECK WE ARE ALMOST GREEN

>>22989168
where do you work?

>>22989018
I sit on my computer from the time I wake up until the market closes.
Then I sit on my computer until I go to the gym.
The I get back and sit on my computer until it's time to go to sleep.

>>22989168
SAME.

>>22988291

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aI

>>22989158
Was it your father or uncle?

>>22989165

>>22989147
So you can tell me why an inverse oil ETF is tanking harder than everything else when the forecast for oil is extremely bearish? As we head into winter with potential for very low travel, more lockdowns, and OPEC increasing supply??

>>22988832
here, bought calls two days ago and feeling comfy

>>22989077
That fine anon, but usually fuck around ness is reserved for brokerage accounts, to withdraw money.

The fact that barely anyone replied means you’re all retarded financelets.

>>22989089
Oil is not doing well what do you want people to say? General sentiment towards oil and pollution generating is down lately.

>>22989156
I hope ATVI collapses for what they did to wow... but I'm not against cheapies.

>>22988584
This is actually the first time in my young investing life that it tanking isn't worrying to me at all..... which I find super weird. But fuck it, I am in, DD looks good and there is actually NO reason I wont see a profit (Hell even 1%) on GME.

t. bought the top ($10.74 ffs)

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/02/democratic-nominee-joe-biden-tests-negative-for-coronavirus-after-potential-exposure.html

NEGATIVE
>NEGATIVE
NEGATIVE
>NEGATIVE
NEGATIVE
>NEGATIVE

I’m green :D

>>22989222
you pay zero gains on money in a roth. it makes perfect sense for short term gains you want to realize to reinvest in addition to taking advantage of theta by selling options. you do have a real job to make income for investing in an individual brokerage account, right anon?

>>22989197
damn this looks great, but where I can I watch it?

>>22989241
He still has dementia

what did g-d mean by this?

>>22989156
Probably the only company id never buy because of what they did to muh childhood games. Fuck those guys, Id buy private prisons, sweatshop slavers, monsanto, mercenary outfits that eat Congolese children, i dont care, but im not buying fucking ATVI.

>>22988875
It'll crab and dip below a dollar again you think?

Hoes mad that BLNK keeps mooning while everything else is red.
(Hook) (HOES MAD)x24

>>22988656
Imagine ruining your life on fucking PZZA. This has to be a larp.

>>22989226
>oil is not doing well
Yes that's why I loaded up this morning on an inverse, bearish oil ETF. So, why the fuck is it taking the biggest shit of all today? It's like I can't make the right move

>>22989260
All those 6's is not God.

>>22989075
100 percent cash and about 500$ in lotto plays on cheap puts and sqqq calls just in case orange man croaks. May pick up a few more end of day. So I guess like 90 percent cash

>>22989231

>>22988808
NAK BETTER NOT GO THROUGH I FUCKING LOVE ALASKA AND DON'T WANT THE ENVIRONMENT FUCKED

>>22989085
it is a great company, its just my largest position by far in my divvy portfolio so I'm overweight and want to spread it out for diversification

>>22989209
I'm not an expert so no, but seems like your ETF is 40% Bonds, perhaps that is why? Do more than a cursory google search about the shit you buy Anon.

>>22989263
Probably by end of October yeah. ROD will be late November at the earliest or some time in December

Good time to swing tesla. They're buying up some kraut company and the chart is looking about to explode.

>>22989260
what does that mean in real money

>>22989278
Your being too big brained. The whole sector is scary unstable and unattractive to invest in. Your play "makes sense" and therefore is risky.

>>22989303
Even if you're trolling,
the environment won't be be affected.
Stop listening to fear mongering hippies.
The copper would just come from another mine instead where they wouldn't even care about pollution.

>>22989321
About $30

>>22989194
I do that too but my job requires (or used to.. I resigned a while ago) all my attention

>>22989168
right, so you check from time to time while shitting

>>22989149
>>22989038
I wish I had your knowledge... I still haven't invested a single cent in the stock markets, but I fear I'll end up wasting money because I'm too ignorant and emotional.
guess day/long term trading are not for me. had I invested in AMD a ouple of years ago, I'd have like 5x my investment. meanwhile, I never made a cent investing in shitcoins, quite the contrary, I lost all of that money.

Anybody else get the feeling more shit's going to happen over the weekend and tank the market again?

>>22989256
I don’t sell options. I just posted that bait because I have no idea about finance and wanted people to respond to me. I was just wondering if opening up a ROTH IRA at 23 was a good choice. I put 5k in and went into safe picks like VOO and VT.

should I open up a brokerage account for my short term gains, or do your strategy and just use my gains to reinvest?

>>22987882
>Gunbro here,
>SWBI target is about 25, max previously was baout 26ish.
>If Elections go badly and black friday sales, shoot for mid to late november.
Thanks anon. Well in that case my 22.5C 11/20 might print, regardless in being worth a lot more in premium. Sweet.

>>22989340
I don't feel feelings anymore

>>22989241
quite a coincidence that trump tests positive after the debate, testing negative all year long. if i was trump i would get another test from another doc just to make sure

>>22989286
I just bought $300 of sqqq and $300 of spxs. That's all the fucking money I'm willing to put in and I know I'll get justed by those plays on Monday anyway. I'm going to sit all cash until Trump is confirmed "fine".

>>22989122
>>22989135
I lol'd

>>22989107
Right now I'm reading shadow divers. One of the best nonfiction books I've ever read. Deep sea wreck divers diving in ~250 feet of water trying to identify a unknown U-boat. I think at least 4 people die. Great book.

>>22989262
More for me then

>>22989347
>a ROTH IRA at 23
>put 5k in and went into safe picks like VOO and VT
You're smarter than 99% of /biz/, get out before you get dumber

>thought DRIP was the bull ETF
>Purchased some today
We...guess I'll hold? lmao

>>22989371
They only tested him because some advisor showed symptoms.

>>22989368
Same.

>t. Ex benzo addict.

>>22989303
Fuck off Chang. You can make a lot more off of NAK than what the CCP is paying you

WHY ISN'T UVXY SAVING ME???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BLNK and CRSR bros are beyond based.

VXRT is a new short term move, I'd advise you anons to hop in with me


GME is a dying ship. Facts are facts

>>22989373
Yea I wasn't gonna blow much but it seems like a good play to at least gamble a lil on the off chance something big happens. Mine was gains from SUNW and cbat anyways.

>>22989371
lol, it is a coincidence, especially since seemingly large swaths of people want there to be no more debates, but Biden can't be the one who backs out or he will look weak.

>>22988563
Mmmmmaybe next time don't gamble weekly options like a degenerate trust fund faggot from WallStreetBets.

A loss like this would be impossible if you held any STONKS. (Any real stock, not speculative pharma penny shit.) I am a huge rookie faggot and I can tell you the following stocks that will not lose you money YOY.

QQQ
Visa
VOOG
Apple
Costco
Microsoft
fuckin Mcdonalds
Sony

Literally think of all the huge brands you see people use EVERY SINGLE DAY and you won't have ROPE level losses. (>implying $5k is that big of a deal in the end)

Awful fucking day.
Trump getting Covid is one thing, but I have a pretty significant investment in DXCM and apparently Abbott Laboratories got approval for a competing GCM system in Europe recently. What's worse is that apparently Abbott's CGM is significantly cheaper, so now an analyst downgrade fucking dumped the stock by over 6%.
Dexcom has a successor to their current product in the works but it's going to be a while before it releases...

gme holders can i get a spicy chicken sandwich, medium fries, and a chocolate shake

based divvy ETF crushing it right now

>>22989415
>crsr
Crisper chads RISE UP

>>22989377
Eh ill probably support you through buying D4. Fuck me and my battered wife syndrome.

>>22989394
Why did you want to buy the bull oil ETF today of all days? I bought DRIP on purpose because all signs point to oil continuing to shit the bed but oh well fuck my dumb ass

>>22989324
That's the dumbest shit in the world

>>22988460

you can save with porn

>these retards think I'm actually going to sell cheapie GME.

Scandalous.

>>22988740
Find a warehouse and apply there. The one I work at is still hiring new people

>>22989448
Coming right up...
ಥಥ

>>22989388
I mean thanks bro but I also want to fucj around on the market too. Which is why im wondering if I should do it from my ROTH or a brokerage.

OR i could open up a brokerage and invest in VOO and VT so I can take a cut in 15 years, even if i have to pay capital gains

>>22989154
They have 800 million cash 400 million debt. It's all about the money flow and i cant wait to sell at$20

I am crab 2 day

>>22989456
>0.07
*sips*
Simple as.

>>22988656
What the fuck is your problem? I made like $600 this week on his PZZA advice. You're just bad at this, dude.

>>22989475
So your play was a big win for you then?
Congrats

DFEN is doing pretty well today

So is there going to be a GME squeeze?

>>22988656
why would you buy puts on fucking pizza. Nigga people are probably ordering more pizza now than ever before.

Even a month long drop isn't reason enough to bet against fat fucking Americans ordering pizza while everyone is stuck at home. If only you bought STONKS this morning instead of puts.

.... you should buy $115.80 worth of pizza to console yourself.

>>22988871
A shitpost so full of shit that you got my (you).

>>22989438
If anything this proves trump manufactured the virus personally and then infected himself so he could infect Biden

>>22988656
Baghold HLYN and know pain

>they still don’t own any BLNK
My god, you GME guys still have time. Your shares are almost worth 0.9 BLNK still.
Transfer while you have a chance.

>>22989347
yes its a good idea, max it out first thing you do every year with 6k, you can invest in whatever you want but safe picks like that are good. just whatever you do, never sell at a loss, because you cant refund that account with money you make like a regular investment account. that being said, you also dont want that money to rot in the red. so your best bet is total market trackers like you have and other stocks that are guaranteed to go up in the future

>>22989529
Not to mention I like papa john's pizza. It's a shame what they did to John, but the pizza is still enjoyable, and the location near me serves beer too.

>>22989515
what about fucking homeless/drug addicts? did you take your advice there?

I reckon the times hes not here he is losing money or fending off pimps and crazy meth heads from trespassing in his property

>>22989456
Have you seen the new one? TGIF, pays out divvies every friday

>>22989549
You've held for a few hours and you have absolutely no idea where its going from here

At what price would you buy PLTR? $8?

>>22989549
Is this the bottom for HYLN? I honestly just want to get in on some EV stock and I'm thinking of buying

>>22989031
You need an active hobby, anon. Try cooking.

>>22989131
literally proving his point with that image mate.

>>22989507
Same. Thankfully I’m crabbing in the green instead of how I normally crab

>>22989503
Look little bro, statistically almost every here is going to under perform VOO. You can yolo some money away hoping it moons, but that's about as good as going to the nearest casino. Alternatively, you can put every fucking cent into low cost index ETFs with divvies set to reinvest and, due to your age, enjoy massive compound returns over decades, guaranteeing millions down the road as long as you keep adding to it whenever possible and can stay strong enough to leave it invested (and keep buying) through the down times.
Up to you my man.

>See markets are dippig
>About to panic sell my TQQQ
>Quickly buy some SQQQ, but only a small cushion first
>Markets recover almost instantly
>Happens every time

Heh, how long until they realize I'm using cheat codes to play their game?

>>22989580
11.41

>>22989148
Yeah so covid is fucking weird, you can be mild four a few days and get better or you can be mild for a few days and then suddenly crash. All just luck of the draw.

I AM STIMULATING MYSELF

Why does it seem like banks do pretty good on red days ?

>>22989599
do you prefer your strategie or buying the top after it dipped?

>>22988563
>falling for the get rich quick scheme

I'm buying long-term high quality dividend stocks and I sleep like a baby everyday.

>>22989339
>I wish I had your knowledge
you need to spend some time understanding long term stock market history. Active vs passive investing
I still watch/study financial matters. Ben Felix has some good youtube videos with evidence to back up what he says

All my stonks are green but UVXY, curious

>>22989649
boomer stocks, unless you long I'd only ever touch FAS

>>22988656
>getting BTFO by papa johns
kek

>>22989633
I know one HIV positive retard junkie who survived it without any problems. And a supposedly healthy 18 year old guy that died. Im inclined to believe theres more than 1 strain going around.

>>22989456
You know, I keep seeing people flaming David and ETF's, but on the dividend calculator in the OP, it almost outperforms SPY during a 20 year period,
measured from october 2000 to october 2020. In fact, it does outperform SPY if you stop the calculation at 2019, so as to avoid the Corona crash.

I unironically might make div my Boomer retirement stock

>>22988367
Absolutely 100%

>>22989649
It's an illusion. Banks are the second worst performing sector this year, beaten only by energy.

CRUISE LINES MEETING WITH VP PENCE POSTPONED

>>22989700
Doesn't help that it was taken from a bat and then altered in a lab before it was intentionally released.

>>22989564
Nope, but sounds pretty based. Honestly, I used my PZZA gains to buy into the SSSScam. So who's the biggest retard amongst us?

>>22988367
why would i do that

>>22989001
All pretty expensive besides Bayer and Pfizer, look at their patents expiry dates etc

>>22988462
thanks, just bought 100,000 sqqq puts

Make a thread stupid head

>>22989748
>sqqq crabs eternally and fucks you both

Anyone else's SHLL shares become HYLN but then it says none of your orders have been filled suddenly?

>>22989579
IM HOLDING 58 DOLLAR BAGS YOU PAJEET FUCK DONT YOU EVER RESPOND TO ME OR MY GIRLFRIENDS SON AGAIN
>>22989582
Check back Monday

>>22988656
lmao get a load of this retard

>>22989063
>loses more
lol cope

>>22989443
You are going to make it

>bought SQQQ
>market recovers

>>22988440
Uh oh

>>22989668
Can you share some nice picks, fellow conservative friend

Die TQQQ, DIE!!!!

I want to get some cheapies at $110-120 range

>>22989769
I cant even sell my hyln cause my broker is too retard to make the switch yet so im forced into diamond hands

>nasdaq

>>22988759
>Buy a huge movie theater and run nothing but schindler's list until I run out of money, free admission
kek

When should I buy NAK?

>>22988759
>schindler's list
bearish

>>22989735
Hi gains friends, accountlet here

>>22989717
SELL ALL CRUISE STOCKS AHHHHHHHHHHh

>>22989794
>implying it all just implodes
Not gunna happen.

>>22988945
An entire football team gets quarantined and somehow it went up that day.
I don't get it.

>>22989817
Why aren't you holding hyln long term it's a solid company

>>22989817
seems like hyln has solid support around the 40-40.5 range. were you just planning to sell on a spike today?

Spys got no new higher highs and higher lows guys. Oh no.

NEW @_@

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>>22989864
It would have had at least twice in the last year or two without Central bank intervention.

Now just wait until Trump loses.

>>22989861
what did you acquire, anon?

>>22989787
>proves us right
Cope and coper.

>>22989824
I'm getting TECH'd here, man.

SOMEBODY MAKE A FUCKING THREAD!!!

>>22989871
Literally the apex (playoffs) in all sports besides football. Unless the NFL suspends all games until further notice, one team isn't going to change things.

>>22989840
after I get my 100000th share.

>>22989794
Exactly what I've been saying. That's why TQQQ <90 or so will indicate the end of the dump and resumption of the golden bullrun.

PTON is invincible. Why have I bothered trading anything else. It goes up no matter what

>>22989457
Family friends with the dude that owns this..

>>22989913
CLIS at .027 and thinking about selling half/letting half ride. You?

>>22990014
Ugh I bought in at .07 crab. I’m going to need this to pump for a little

>>22989916
>gains $124K in a year
>proves us right he loses money

seeth antidivvy cuck

>>22989475
Because my boomer dad was texting me and telling me how his oil is skyrocketing. So I fomo'd in...the opposite direction lmao

>>22990052
Looks like it was crabbing for a long time. Didn't the dip happen after they started running their internet show or whatever it is? Was the show bad?

>>22990069
>only gets 125k off of 10m in a year
>meanwhile could have gotten 30m just following /biz/ memes and taking profit as early as humanely possible
>or 100m on growth stocks
OK kid

>>22990095
125K off of what was 400K dumbass, not 10M.

keep seething my dividend growth strategy is working

>>22990083
Didn’t watch the show, but their immediate release was total shit, embarrassingly. Also I’m surprised by their weak pre release hype...you’d think media curators would know how to market more aggressively.

>>22990149
Hope it breaks through your entry. I've got room to let it ride so that's what I'll do.

>>22990128
>lying this hard
lol butthurt

>>22989598
thanks brah

>>22988977
kek, pretty god retort, anon.

>>22989802
buy companies that you can't see the world without like KO MSFT AAPL MMM CL MCD V and so on. I was always stressful and growing gray hair as a day trader but now things are much better.

>>22988532
Stonks would go up- uncertainty about a contested election is immediately eliminated.