/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do i invest for the guaranteed civil war now?

So Trump tests positive for rona and the futures instantly tank. No bueno..

WHY DID I HOLD CALLS OVERNIGHT IM SO FUCKED TOMORROW

DRRRRUUUUUUUUMPPFFFFFFFFF!!

Him getting the rona was the easiest fucking forex money I've ever made.
CNBC article:
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/02/president-donald-trump-says-he-has-tested-positive-for-coronavirus.html
My chart as I made money shorting that shit.

>>22977850
all in SWBI

>>22977867
tells me a biden presidency wouldnt be too cute
only chad presidents from now on

is it panic time

DONALD DUMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!¡

OH FUCK OH NO NO IT CAN'T BE NO NO MY LORD AAAAAAAAHHHH

MOMMY I'M SORRY NOOOOOOOO I'LL BE A GOOD BOY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22977889
What program do you use for ForEx bud?

I'm buying this dip

also mr. rat, if you are here tonight, I got something for you:
https://files.catbox.moe/v9sim2.webm

AHAHAHAHHAHA, 100% CASH GANG WHERE YOU AT? BREAKERS TOMORROW

BE AFRAID

Inb4 assassination attempt news articles by boomers

I THINK IT'S FUNNY HE HAS CORONA BUT FUCK MY STOCKS NOT MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>No open positions
get rekt /biz/, i'll pick up the scraps

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

so help me im genuinely trying to understand the mindset of a faggot.

Im a multi millionare who has a shit ton invested in stock. I have enough money invested in companies where the price will fucking dip if I sell.

I read a tweet that says a couple of politicians have corona.

So walk me through this.
My boyfriend stops fucking me up my faggot ass and why do I panic and sell my 5 million shares of whatever it is that I own.

Give me a quick rundown

By the cheapies before big Don completely brushes off the Wu Ping Cough

>>22977911
Metatrader 4.
You can install custom scripts and the likes. Plus the initial cost is nothing. easy enough to use too. Good leverage. And good functionality to ensure you don't get fucked.

THE BOYS JUST GOT BACK TODAY

guys what did the stock market do when JFK died

Lmao

my tlt calendars are going to explode tomorrow

Reminder that corona is infectious pre-symptoms and there was a lot of shouting at that debate.

>>22977931
Chaos is bad for business. Only bullish scenario is Pence secures another R presidency after Drumpf dumps.

>>22977934
Appreciate it. Thanks man :)

fake market confirmed.

POST YOUR HORROR AND RED

>>22977960
>Biden gets it too
All fucking hell

>>22977960
Chaos is good for trading though.

>>22977960
>Trump intentionally got 'rona to give it to Joe
Holy mother of based

The bogs pulled out all the stops this time

>>22977931
what is really going on is large moves in futures contracts and ETFs and large index funds, mostly, that causes price movement from news
not usually millionaire homosexuals selling shares of individual stocks
hope it makes sense

also do we think that trump gave biden the rona on the debate stage a couple nights ago ??

Guess who just got back today
Them wild eyed BOBOS that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them BEARS are crazy
The bobos are back.....
The bobos are back.....
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Jerome this is NOT a drill
SMASH THAT PRINT BUTTON
THAT IS YOUR ONLY JOB

GOD I SO FUCKING HOPE BIDEN HAS IT
SHIT WOULD BE SO KINO FUCK FCK FUCK
>kayleigh might have it
NONONONON OFUCK MY QUEEN

What kind of dump can we expect tomorrow?

It's just a flu. Actually, not even the flu. The flu kills more people a year than rona ever will. Fake news. MAGA.

today I will remind them

>>22977990
YOU KNOW IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us1u85PnfTg

>>22977842
lmao, and just like that, joe biden is spared any future in-person debates. holy fuck man, this entire thing is rigged to the hilt. need to burn it ALL down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>22978009

>>22977960
I wake up tomorrow and I see that the business that I own huge amount of stock in is still selling the rubber ducks that they sell. Customers are still walking in and out of stores. I have a friend across the states who is also wealthy and a gay fucking faggot and he sees the same thing that I do, that the rubber duckys are still selling.
Why. Why do I boot up Schwab and sell 5,000,000 stocks for market value. Why do I put all of that money in my bank knowing that Im going to put the money BACK into those very same gay fucking stocks I just took it out of?

Sales are the same
Everything is the fucking same
I just read a tweet about the president having corona. The only one panicking is me

>stock futures tanking because trump getting goyrona was not priced in
>gold immediately mooning because of all the uncertainty and fear
the collapse of the jewnited states will start when trump dies from the chink coof

THOSE FUCKING FUTURES

So whats the plan for tomorrow are we buying the dip or shorting

>give him covid. No, the mild one. Make him scared

We're living in a simulation

HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

HOW DO I KNOW WHEN TO CONVERT MY UVXY TO $$$ OR TQQQ????

SHOULD I ACTUALLY TAKE PROFITS FULLY OR JUST SELL A COVERED CALL AGAINST IT???

>>22978003
Well Vix is up a solid 10%
Dollar just ripped through resistance meaning overseas they are going to cash as we speak
Boomer rocks vertical line up

Pic very fucking related

ONE

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>>22977949
seriously what happened

>>22978024
Tragedy of the commons? Everyone wants to save their capital man.

I am financially ruined before it even happens FUCK THE FAGGOT NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT GOT THAT SHIT AND BROUGHT IT OVER HERE FUCK

BREAKERS BABY

TRUMP COULD HAVE GAVE IT TO PENCE AND BIDEN WHO THEN GAVE IT TO HARRIS, OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

SHOULD I JUST LIQUIDATE TOMORROW LMAO

I'LL BE DOWN 1K+ IN LOSSES BUT MAYBE ITS BETTER??

>>22978039
>100 shares of UVXY
You lucky madman.

>>22978046
now we know why they expanded them breakers

Once Trump recovers with a clean bill of health we MOONIN bigly

>>22977990
remember that bear that used to dance a lot?
every night she'd be in the futures shaking what she got
man, when I tell you she could dump, she was red hot
I mean she was steamin !

>>22977889
>tfw green in AUDCAD, AUDNZD, EURUSD and SPX
Easiest money this week. Feels good after two shitty crab days.

WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO WE-WOO

MY CALLLS FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK I'M NOT OPENING RH TOMORROW

BUY
THE
FUCKING
DIP
THIS
IS
YOUR
LAST
CHANCE

>>22978024
Trump is behind in the polls and can't campaign for perhaps the two most critical weeks in the year. There goes the possibility of a simple Trump landslide, so either you have a peaceful transition to the tax hiking Biden regime or you get the...contested election scenario.

You don't want the contested election scenario. Nobody wants that. Even your rubber duckys don't want that.

Circuit breakers tomorrow?

33
33
33
33
33
33

WHAT SHOULD I INVEST MY LAST $5000 IN?

>>22978046
So we’re looking at the week of gains wiped out and more eh

Bring it on

>>22978100
can a person on life support be elected president?

>>22978098
You bet your fucking ass. This will be 9/11 tier response by the markets.

>>22978105
Unironically a gun and ammo.

>>22978100
nice dubs baby

>>22978062
THE ENTIRETY OF CONGRESS HAS IT
YOUR NEW REPRESTNTATIVES
AOC FOR DEMOCRATS
CHARLIE KIRK FOR REPUBLICANS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22978105
Wait for stabilization, then check out SSSS or NOVS.

>>22978105
stay the fuck out

Fellow /smg/ anons. We are about to face one of the biggest red days of our time here. I wanted to say that I love you all, and I never intended to have things play out this way. God bless you.

>>22978105
DEFN

BUY THE FUCKING DIP
>BUY THE FUCKING DIP
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>>22978136
WORSE THAN MARCH? NOT A CHANCE

MY FUCKING GMERINOS FUCKING HELL HAHAHA LE EBIN SQUEEZE THIS IS IT WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT GAMESTOP? MORE LIKE GAMEOVER HAHAHAHA I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>YOU MISSED ME?

>>22978110
Reactions are usually overreactions

Everyone is about to shit a brick I honestly wouldn’t be shocked at a breaker tomorrow at least one.

>>22978130
you stay the fuck out of my board you SSSS nigger. If you think he should own SSSS stock, you get him some. DIE

HE IS COMING

Over under on Biden getting it from Trump at the debate

Wall Street will become a slaughterhouse at the opening bell. Brace yourselves. Godspeed.

>>22978134
JFK got killed and stock recovered in 2 days. This is a great time to buy.

>>22978181
under, hes not going to get it

>>22978154
Much worse than march

>>22978181
fat chance but a man can dream

anyone know what will happen to my GME? those damn bears gonna run away!

>up +600 or so all time so Im actually at a profit
>just made like 4 posts condemning rich faggots for panicking
>thinking about literally just selling everything tomorrow morning...
fuck

Tonight was a good night to short forex.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP
>BUY THE FUCKING DIP
BUY THE FUCKING DIP
>BUY THE FUCKING DIP
BUY THE FUCKING DIP
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BUY THE FUCKING DIP
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>>22978114
I think we are about to find out

>>22977949
Not shit

>>22978072
>lucky
Are you joking? Do you have any idea how stressful it is as a NEET to hold an ETF that is almost guaranteed to dump indefinitely, as your largest position in an account?

I bet powell murders me before the open anyway, as a punishment for betting against America.

https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/kraken-robotics-announces-10-0-million-bought-deal-prospectus-offering-871311902.html

How much will this affect the stock?

:^)

>>22978145
how deep will the dip go?

>>22978189
Market is still overvalued. This is the rugpull we have been waiting for.

IT'S STILL DROPPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WILL WE STAY ABOVE 11200 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im just gonna stay cash until the election this market is dumb as fuck

imagine if both candidates have the rona this month, just before the election

chaos baby, chaos
and of course they are both fuccin 80 years old and highly stressed lmao

>>22978114
Of course that’s basically what impeachment is for.

Close all positions premarket?

SQQQ calls??????

>>22978136
Press S to spit on bullfags.

TIME TO BUY....
CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE BUYING DIPS!!!!!
THANK YOU TRUMP I LOVE YOU, YOU FAT ORANGE RETARD!!!!! AHAHAHAHHA IM GONNA MAKE THOUSANDS!!!!!!

I pray that Trump doesn't develop too severe of symptoms and gets well soon.

But you FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE DOOMED. ALL YOUR MONEY IS GOING TO BE A THING OF THE PAST. CIRCUIT BREAKERS IMMINENT.

>>22978114
Effectively, yes.

>>22978225
Close, you want the 25th Amendment: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

>>22978240
when to buy dip? tommorow or after a couple of days?

>>22978136
Won't be one of the biggest red day of our time, but I'm betting it will be pretty bad tomorrow. Think of the gains when he beats it, though? And think of the publicity for how it really isn't that bad after all

>>22978166
Is that a productive way to respond to this?

Let me guess, less than 3mm net worth?

>>22978250
I'm waiting until tomorrow afternoon before close to see how things look

>>22978235
NO YOU FOOL
TQQQ CALLS

>>22978250
Tomorrow is friday, gonna be tough to choose. Cant go wrong buying tomorrow, just a difference between a ton or a lot of money

>>22978250
probably average in across the span of tomorrow and the following.

>>22978207
Did you get assigned on a put?
You might the luckiest anon here today.

>>22978250
It's never a bad idea to average down. DCA into it if you are worried

Will my $10 GME call thats going to expire ITM tomorrow force me to buy 100 shares @$10?

I need to go to bed, fuck. Do I just pre-market limit order my TQQQ? What's it going to gap down to? March veterans I need help.

>>22978272
Nah I bought it thinking I would swing covered calls instead of selling. Or something.

Could that be a good plan?

Do I need to learn black-scholes and Greeks and complex integrals and derivatives or something?

>>22978298
you can let it expire. you never have to buy the 100 shares

Anyone buying SQQQ pre-market?

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Very nice actual gem to accumulate and get potential whale status in something with $1m+ potential once it gets wider notice.

Unlikely to fall from here, as will have the great working team as machine behind it (which is growing)


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Happy trading

Why didn't he just lie, bros?

Just keep it quiet

What do you have to say to the President of the United States?

>>22978326
Absolutely. It'll hit $25 tomorrow

>>22978340
So much more presidential.

VIX ABOVE 34

>>22977842
TFW covid saved three of your bear credit spreads that were lookin' mighty dicey.

>>22978323
Dont ITM options automatically execute at expiration though?

>>22978326
should we buy SQQQ or UVXY? I have shitty RH so will only get in 30 mins PM

>>22978349
he's a jesus freak. i voted for trump, but would never vote for pence, might as well elect mitt romney or another establishment stooge.

>>22978298
if you cant afford it it settles to cash

RUH-ROH

FUCK THIS IS BAD MAN THIS IS FUCKING BAD MAN GOING TO SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT AWAY TOMORROW

>>22978262
why the fuck would you bet on TQQQ going up??? this is bearish as fuck, SQQQ would make sense

VIX road to 50
uncertainty won't stop growing until after death

>there is no vaccine

>>22978371
unfortunately you're right, at least trump had the memes

>>22978387
Short positions.
I shorted the forex market and I'm up to 400 dollar profits on this news alone.

holy shit what's happening?

>>22978316
Not on UVXY, like you said it'll just decay on you.
Just take your profits tomorrow and run the wheel on something else you lucky motherfucker.

Dow futures started tanking 15 minutes before the announcement so I guess some people got early warning.

>>22978410
trumps going to die

>>22978362
In The Money?
a 10 dollar call? am I missing something?

>>22978390
Have you not learned that you BUY THE FUCKING DIP? Trump is going to be fine. This is the definition of panic selling. Its the PERFECT TIME to BUY!

Quarantine is two weeks? And no stimulus shits fucked in october?

This is not how I wanted my nighttime /smg/ to go...

Btw, if there's a 2nd wave of this virus. It'll start now.

Be prepared. There's a 90%+ that this virus is just "more infectous"....however this is the time to find out if covid mutated into a deadlier strain.

Also, influenza is going to spread this virus. Almost like a cohesive unit. Likely to have lock down in areas. Get your puts ready.

>>22977931
If you are gay then literally and figuratively getting fucked in the ass are the least of your problems.

If pic is related you go to hell.

>>22978399
unfortunately doesnt even fucking start to cover it. trump was the savior of the GOP by bringing them populism, a party of old rich faggots, ironically, saved by an old rich faggot. without him, they're just old rich faggots again, but without the populism. literally, if we lose him, it's game over.

Guess I'm not following stocks for a while. See you guys in two weeks.

Textbook case of buy opportunity. This dip is so irrational it’s not even funny

>the fucking dot

Ok, its "mean reverting", then one more leg down.

Is this going to cause covid stocks to drop or moon

the only calm I get from all of this is that most of the stock that I own is sub $20 as is so theres not much room to fall

>>22978456
What does blue mean?

How much of a dip should we expect tomorrow? 10%? 15%?

The direction of America and humanity in general now depends on the microscopic pieces of RNA multiplying in the body of one single old fat man

>>22978452
It's not "irrational" its algos.

>>22978475
https://gcpdot.com/

things are settling down...

This is bullish for Tootsie Roll Industries

>sold everything green at 3:30 for the Friday sell off
>slumpf makes it even better
please sell cucks.

>who bought puts earlier today here?

Time to liquidate everything, I've been cumming into tupperware and freezing it since March and I just took it out of the freezer, would be crazy to hold anything during the next few days

>>22977889
Wow predicting that the president got covid, you are a real market master and not gambling at all. Good job.

>>22978452
>Trump dies

What do you say for yourself anon?

>>22978371
Romney is a rino cuck

all big are these bulls balls buying the dip right now, 30 minutes before europe opens pre market lmfao

>>22978475
Its about to get red

>>22978475
I think red means nothing makes sense and the world is crazy, so blue means everything is going as planned and nothing is random.

>>22978473
??????????????????????????

Inshallah Trump dies
God blesses America
Death in the White House

I laugh at his grave
Sweet virus spreads everyday
Donald coofs loudly

>>22978452
I hope we open -2% or more for this very reason

>>22978456
You know what they say, buy low sell high.
I'm all in baby.

>>22978479
Green by lunchtime. Maybe even by open

My puts might actually pay off after all

>>22978452
I wonder if it will even last past lunch?

SHOULD I SELL ALL OF MY STOCK PREMARKET IN A FEW HOURS

>sold all of my TDOC a week ago
>drumpf gets covid

>>22978418
no way this is because of a tweet

>>22978490
I posted something for u
watch it:
https://files.catbox.moe/v9sim2.webm

Dubs and we not only open green, but Biden dies from rona.

>>22978530
Yes liquidate everything, and then go all in on NAK

>>22978481
I needed this today.

where is the after hours circuit breaker?

>>22978479
All of it anon


All of it

Fat old boomer who happens to be the leader of the country who holds the world reserve currency has misters chink flu.

Hysteria won’t begin to describe it.

>>22978437
Viruses mutate to become less infectious. If you knew anything about virology youd know that.

if drumpf wins he is going to slam China so fucking hard for all of this

buy DFEN, etc.?

>>22978540
Dubs here. Trump and Elon die together in each other's arms. The boomer singularity

>>22978530
Yes, sell it to me. I give you very good price

>>22978481
so just like everyday. Cocksmocker19 is the biggest joke in the world.

>inb4 a low volume morning with everyone waiting for everyone else to panic
>when no panic, we have green day because who gives a fuck about the cold

>>22978540
Dubs market recovers positive in October, and Trump doesn't die but is put on ventilators.

So can he realistically recover in 30 days before the election

You guys think he'll approve NAK mine before he dies? god I hope so.

>>22978552
Spanish flu says Hi.

>>22978530
probably
depends if this post gets digits or not

>>22978574
nah. you must have not been trading stocks even today.

>>22978552
>Viruses mutate to become less infectious. If you knew anything about virology youd know that.
You are, quite literally, a retard.

if trump survives corona and beats biden he will want xi's ass for this

>>22978552
More infectious, less deadly, midwit

>>22978588
HAPPENING

>>22978552
Do you even know how evolution works?

>>22978552
i've never read anything so stupid. honestly.

>>22978552
Viruses like all things in life want to reproduce, mutating to become less infectious is counter intuitive.

>>22978580
Get put on a ventilator is as good as being dead at his age.

Just flipped a coin whether I should sell or hold. I am holding boys

>>22978617
Exactly I want him to suffer.

>>22978620
I’m with you, my dude

>>22978590
up 7% today personally.

What are your plays for tomorrow morning?

>SQQQ Calls
>SQQQ pnd
>UVXY Calls
>UVXY pnd

>buy the dip

glad I went all in on the SQ before close today

>>22978617
Can confirm this am an ICU nurse

The hudroxy he’s been on will stave it off. If I could get a prescription I’d be taking it.

>both candidates might actually die from wuflu
>stimulus will die in the senate
>thinking about dumping my entire portfolio tomorrow start of day

Should I just put my limit sells in now? It feels like a red day.

>>22978638
More NAK

>>22978638
I sold my SQQQ shares this morning. I have the worst timing.

>S&P dropped 3% and recovered in two days after jfk was killed

Cool so its literally nothing

>>22978539
The Little Girls Have Become Sentient

I said in August that Trump was going to get it and /smg/ called me retarded.

APOLOGISE. WELCOME TO CORONA DUMP 2.0

>>22978654
I can't sell due to my blood oath to coomcat, but God I wish I could

>>22978497
News trading.
It's so simple even you could do it.

Die mad about it.

>>22978651
Show tits

Hey guys could you rate my portfolio please? Me and 4 other dudes from my homeless shelter scraped together $4500 and our portfolio looks like this so far, mostly running losses since opening positions besides Tesla and SBE.

>>22978638
C
A
S
H

Wall Street insider here. I have a hot tip about a little known stock that’s guaranteed to make you millions. It’s a company called Palantir. You probably haven’t heard of it before.

>>22978670
DId you just compare JFK to Trump?

JFK was a fucking idiot, Trump is the single most important person in the civilized world, if he dies it's over instant waves of mexicans will emerge from the oval office and overtake the country

>>22978670
>believing the current market is rational
>looking at past trends to predict future patterns
*angry taleb noises*
IMBECILE

>>22978671
the children will be eating tootsie rolls as our empire collapses

>>22978632
Fuck off commie. Hope cancer eats you from the inside out you subhuman piece of shit.

Herman Cain died two days after he was tested. Then again, he was going to be nominated for an actual powerful position..

>>22978677
I think I speak for all of us here in saying that we are deeply deeply sorry anon and we will never take your expert analysis for granted ever again

>>22978548
Should probably sell pre-market if possible then, yeah?

>>22978670
The market is currently dominated by zoomers with robin hood.
Comparing it to the past is a mistake.

>>22977850
Delete this. Don't fucking meme him to death you idiot.

CHANCES OF BIDEN HAVING IT?
CHANCES OF BIDEN HAVING IT?
CHANCES OF BIDEN HAVING IT?
CHANCES OF BIDEN HAVING IT?

>>22978683
ICU nurses are almost always dudes bro

No tits here it’s the 1st step to becoming a CRNA for a simple 250k a year travel world whenever you feel like it job.

>>22978654
>It feels like a red day.
Stuff was already kind of rocky out of a fear of a second wave, this shit is going to rock the fucking market to its core.
Gonna cash out completely until november

inb4 somehow the russell shits itself the hardest despite already being the furthest in the ditch to start with

>>22978712
"pizza executive" holy shit it all makes sense now

>>22978712
Blacks are not getting enough Vitamin D. No surprise there.

Sqqq pre-market boys

>>22978701

>>22978712
he had ass cancer for years. like anyone else dead from cocksmoker19 he was a walking corpse.

>>22978638
selling these zero day calendars

>>22977931
i don't get it either mang.. seriously, fuck the algos

Guaranteed dip a day after a sold all my positions. Life is good.

>>22978691
I saw the IPO. It was a good 30 percent up from opening bid.
But that's not really an unknown since bloomberg and cnbc have been talking about it endlessly.

>>22978748
you'll never make it.

>debating between market selling and limit selling

How fast is this going to crash?

>>22978756
trump probably doesn't get enough vitD either

>>22978754
pretty safe prophecy
literally always happens

>>22978747
My bad, was worth a try

>>22978701
yep listen to this dude
jfk was a commie and nigger lover, everyone was glad when he died
if trump dies we're going to a civil war

>>22978709
IT'S OKAY SENPAI WHITE HOUSE HAS A LOT OF BLEACH AND HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE :^))))))))))

>>22978684

Please guys give me some advice I want to get out of this homeless rut in my life and I want to make the best of all this capital I saved up here in the homeless shelter
I want to invest me and my friends way out of being homeless

High chance that Biden has contracted it as well. He is in worse health and most likely isn't taking hydroxychloroquine like Trump was/is.

The show is just beginning.

>>22978677
post your portfolio, that I might copy it and bask in your wisdom

Don't think trump having chink aids is going to do much really. This all feels like the act of a play somehow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22978778
Like a brick in rubbing alcohol

>>22978770
I have market orders already queued for tomorrow. I'm out. I will buy back in after the fallout.

>>22978601
Good.

>>22978786
ass cancer is gonna eat you alive faggot.

>tfw just yesterday I was considering pulling everything
Fuck.
Guess it's full on market sell today

>>22978479
If it were going to dump that much, futures would reflect it, and they seem to have bottomed out already at less than -2%. Day will be red, but nothing biblical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22978804
Biden can get HCQ easily. But he’s not in good shape

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22978786
why didn't trump inject bleach into his veins?

>>22978823
D R I N K B L E A C H L M A O

>>22978806
lets be honest here. That cant cant lift that weight

DUMP IT TO THE LIMIT
TRADE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE
DONT HOLD STOCK JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD
OR YOU'LL BE FINISHED

WELCOME TO THE LIMIT
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURNS
YOU BOUGHT THE TOP BUT STILL YOU GOTTA LEARN
HOW TO MAKE IT

Futures aren’t even that bad

The whole not shaking hands for the debate might have just saved Biden. I honestly think the shitshow is just starting. Getting some pre-market SQQQ.

What's the play tommorow boys? Spy puts? Sqqq calls?

>>22978832
Hydroxychloroquine works best against Rona as a prophylactic. Taking after having it for a couple days most likely won't affect your prognosis.

GME BROS WHATS THE PLAY HERE?
IF I SELL THE BEARS ESCAPE
IF I HOLD I LOSE MY ASS

>>22978850
Look at vix

>>22978850
The news trump got covid isn’t even an hour old and most of America is asleep. It’s about to get BAD

>>22978479
It's gonna be green by morning, don't get too excited

>>22978863
Sure why did Trump even get tested? If you don't get test you don't rona. What a fucking dumbass.

BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS LMAOOOOOOOO

>>22978859
do the opposite of what the MMs want you to do (buy gme)

Imagine Trump knowingly contracting the virus before the debate with the intent of spreading it to Biden. But Trump knows that HCQ and Zinc is safe and effective so basically prevents any bad symptoms and Bidan finally dies.

>>22978868
wondering the same thing...

>>22978868
Sell ASAP, buy back in after the dip.

>>22978885
I could imagine him thinking that.
Then dying because he's so fucking stupid he thinks that would work.

>>22978828
-2% nasdaq futures is pretty fucking bad

Buttcoin falling

The thing is I just cant imagine it going UP. the literal best case scenario is things going sideways.

soo..... market sell right?!?!??!???

>>22978874
nah

>>22978878
hope hicks had it so it was standard procedure for him to test for it since he was just in contact with her. trump is also asymptomatic. it's nothing. enjoy your free money

>>22978885
Nice fanfic, you should write for literotica

>>22978832
Yeah but then he has to admit it works, but he’d probably take it then lie

AAAAAAA

>>22977842
Muh stonks

>>22978912
I’m not selling shit. If you are gonna sell, sell at market open, and hope your order goes through. Good luck, Literally everyone will be trying to sell

>>22978892
>>22978868
Just hold and don’t look at your portfolio for a while

>>22978885
Imagine the shitstorm if Trump gets through this like a stallion, while Biden contracts it and gets put on a ventilator.

>>22978691
More Info dickhead before I sink my life savings into it.

>>22978684
get a job faggot, investing is no substitute for income

what SQQQ calls are you getting? strike and expiry?

>>22978931
That's my plan..

good night, love you bros, we'll speak in the morning
ill pray for the best for all of us

>>22978778
You will get fucked either way, this is where bots shine. Instead, just wait for mid day and buy TQQQ

If it actually gets as bad as you retarded doomers are saying trump would just do a speech showing hes fine and everything would moon back up.

>>22978933
To be fair, they're both extraordinarily old. Trump is also (almost morbidly) obese

>>22978539
Why is this boorish western pig creature pretending to be a cute Japanese virtual idol?

Are there any good stocks at around $20 that're good for writing covered calls on?

>>22978868
Sell everything at open. Buy when it starts going back up in a bit.

>>22978583
This is like saying hamsters are dangerous because a pitbull once ate your face off. Viruses are completely different from one another, Anon. If you have any knowledge of evolution you'd understand that most mutations are actually benign or have a negative impact for survival.

>>22978594
He means lethal ofc

was this part of his plan to push the vaccine early?

Nuevo
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>>22978868
>>22978892
Just sell if you got paper hands. This play isn’t obviously for you.

>>22978956
Boomers go from fine to throwing clots and dead in hours

I’ve seen it first hand anon in the ICU

I think Trump will be fine due to hcq and immediate plasma

Biden who knows he’s very advanced age looking even with make up

Trump is way more energetic and virile appearing to me

>>22978638
Fucking seriously? You don’t think you’re too late on uvxy?

Won’t the calls be crazy expensive and then just drop the rest of the day?

>>22978885

Just a reminder:
Watch futures during the night to gauge where the market will go when it opens. Right now, it's down but the levels have dropped off and it's stabilizing where it is. Even right now my dollar shorts aren't paying off anymore so I'm back to going long and catching the swings as they happen. But if the futures market trends slowly back up during the night, then that means that the opening won't be terrible.

>>22978616
1. Viruses aren't alive
2. That's not how mutations work. You don't CHOOSE what mutations you get. If your child is born with DOWNS SYNDROME that's a fucking mutation. Does DOWNS SYNDROME fit into your thesis?

>>22978969
she gets paid a shit ton to do it
the internet is like simptopia somehow, there are tens of thousands of people who will toss a fiver at streamers
also she is a middle-aged Filipino woman irl

>>22978828
On the other hand, futures were down that much after the debate on Tuesday night, yet Wednesday was flat day

>>22978839
Not yet, but he will... kitty getting swole!

>>22979051
lol

>>22979030
Viruses are living. Viruses to cells are like bugs to humans if analogies help you understand things.

>>22978933
Checked and Turthpilled
>Trump Recovers from Coronavirus
>Stimulus Bill Passed
>Biden Dies, half of electors say that a vote for Biden will count to them as a vote for Harris, the other half disagree
>Trump wins in the biggest landslide of all time
>NASDAQ hits 15,000 before eoy

Dream Timeline

>>22979031
I should hate that, but fuck it. So many people are willing to simp. To school or team or company. Simping to politicians and donating to their election campaigns. Simping to your brand or worse the brand your friends like. Sick of it all. How do I get the DNC and RNC to take eachother down?

>>22978878
Because his slut aide rested positive and some other cuck on AF1. So they had to. Otherwise we wouldn't even know he had it since he nor his wife have any symptoms.

>>22979030
Viruses can still evolve and still have to replicate like anything else to propagate, they just happen to use other organism to do this.

Deleterious mutations are selected against. A mutation that makes a virus less infectious will be naturally selected against, so it would not become the dominate phenotype or genotype in a population.

You are a moron.

>>22979080
Or...you can just google to see that you're wrong?

>>22979192
You're retarded. You don't understand the nature of existence.

>>22978868
Didn't buy all that time while it was under $4 and $3? You've already lost.

>>22978539
CUTE SHARK

>>22979225
>"I was just pretending to be retarded"

>>22979192
>most biologist
>most
Reading isn't your strong suit, is it? The definition of life is subjective. It just happens most biologists would say viruses aren't alive because they can't replicate themselves, but there are some that insist viruses are, in fact, alive.

>>22978145
>They still think it's "just a dip"
Good luck americanbros

>>22979267
>The current American economy is exactly like the Japanese economy in 1987!!!

>>22978426
>Trump
>Obese
>Unhealthy
>Corona starting in October
He has a lot of chances to die actually.

>>22977890
Should I invest swbi even though I don’t like their products.

>>22979294
Japanese economy had 20% zombie companies, with the rest of them also depending on debt to "grow"? Your government is lying to you and manipulating the Corona numbers anons, if you don't want to accept it it's ok. But there won't be vaccines for the second wave nor effective treatment.
China is the clearly winner.
>America can't fail!!!!!!

>>22977933
This might be the real take.

>>22978340
Shill dphc more so I can make 6 figures investing early in a few years.

>>22977949
How the fuck should we know

fuckin amerilards

>>22978439
Read it again retard

>>22978120
????

>>22978092
Very true- you were quick with that analysis

>>22978105
>catching a falling knife

>>22978497
????