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just found out my dad has 1,003 microsoft shares. share advice for what to do with it.

>> No.22973138

Sell and buy Cloudflare (net)

>> No.22973174

>>22973081
sell far OTM (95%+ chance of success) covered calls and rake in $200-$300 a week.

>> No.22973232

>>22973081
It's Microsoft...You hold it and reinvest dividend payments back into Microsoft. Maybe you can hand it over to your children one day.

>> No.22973626

>>22973081
Nothing because it's your dad's and not yours. Other anons replying are all niggers deserving to get lynched.

>> No.22973640

>>22973138
Don’t do this unless you want to become a bagholder
>>22973174
Definitely do this. Just checked the options chain you can make an easy $200/week selling 10 weekly FDs against the position.

>> No.22973650

>>22973081
all in on lua token

>> No.22973725

>>22973081
You buy the new Xbox to boost his stocks, then he takes that profit and buys a second Xbox, then you return the one you bought, and wallah you and your dad has tricked the system and receive a free Xbox

>> No.22973788

is Microsoft a good buy

>> No.22973802

>>22973626
This. WTF is wrong with you OP?

>> No.22973957

>>22973232
Exactly, dont be a tard anon, msft is literal cant loose holding.

>> No.22973989

>>22973081
step 1: find out if you're in his will
step 2: ?????
step 3: profit!

>> No.22974041

>>22973081
nothing since its not yours and if you touched my money you'd get jumped within 2 days when you leave to the store and beaten half to death. or if youre like most incel queers that think theft is ok you'll get a home invasion of choice black gentlemen and you'll get beat half to death for stealing my money you had no claim to what so ever.

but typical incel queer thinking its mine to take im entitled to it im owed cuz they *insert faggot reason here*

>> No.22974069

>>22973081
Sounds like he should just keep doing what he's doing. Is he reinvesting the dividends?

>> No.22974090
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>>22973232
>>22973957
This.

>> No.22974145

>>22973081
All in uniswap