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22942439 No.22942439 [Reply] [Original]

what is your billion dollar business idea?

>> No.22942474

>>22942439
a bacteria destroying real paper money and credit cards

>> No.22942523

>>22942439
decentralized crypto perpetual trading and stock/forex synthetics

>>22937491
>>22937491
>>22937491

>> No.22942558

>>22942439
Poop of steak

>> No.22942581

>>22942439
Dating website for trannies/traps/femboy/cd

>> No.22942593

>>22942439
Covalent IEO

>> No.22942595

>>22942581
Chainlink oracles are meant for that

>> No.22942616

>>22942439
A bank but the tellers are strippers and you get your money from their g-strings

>> No.22942633

hydro powered self cleaning robots on the ocean floor mining bitcoins

>> No.22942677

>>22942439
ubereats except it's for coke

>> No.22942835

>>22942439
Kneepads

>> No.22942884

>>22942439
What’s funny is I have one, and the necessary experience I start it, but I’m not going to share it here.
Second of all, not the best time to be starting a business frendo

>> No.22943103

>>22942439
I will teach others how to build a business.

>> No.22943183
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>>22942439
why the fuck would I tell biz?

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>>22942439
so heres the thing, ive combined jelqing and nofap and the results are unbelievable

my test and virility has shot up drastically, the results in the gym speaks for itself alone, not even taking into account how i feel on a normal day to day basis, and my dick gains? the length, the girth, the vascularity... its absurd the gains ive gotten, stop being a betafag and start nofap+jelq, itll quite literally SAVE your life!

>> No.22943263

a way to exchange fiat for crypto without in person interaction or payment processors or banks fucking anally raping you
don't think it's possible though

>> No.22943268

Sexual fantasy camp. Basically like a camp where people go to fuck prostitutes but it's all about fantasies, so you get to fuck a woman who pretends to be your mom or do it with the teacher in the middle of class, etc.
Sex sells, fetishes sell more.

>> No.22943293

>>22942439
Buy 1 (one) ChainLink cryptocurrency token

>> No.22943331

>>22942439
canned farts

>> No.22943362

>>22942439
use the media to create a fake pandemic. then sell them the vaccine "cure".

>> No.22943364

>>22943293
based

>> No.22943380

Something about Oracle's, smart contracts, linking, and pumping and dumping on autists that browse a Vietnamese textile manufacturing forum

>> No.22943394

i thought of making a 6 sided cheese grater, except all 6 sides are the exact same setting, for 1 because you only ever use 2 sides on a cheese grater, the other is a shitty mandolin and a shitty microplane. for 2, noone ever sharpens a cheese grater so you're supposed to use whichever side is the least dull, if all 6 sides are dull you find the one that is the least dull. this way it has 6x the lifetime use as a regular "diverse" cheese grater. also you'd sell 2 cheese graters for that consumerist money, maybe even more than 2 with all different kinds of sizes. its a buy once and last a lifetime type of quality, like le creuset, or vitamix. no other cheese grater is filling this market share

>> No.22943636

>>22943293
op wants to make money not spend the next ten years jerking off to cp in his moms basement

>> No.22943671

>>22942439
african solar powered bitcoin mining colony

>> No.22943705

>>22942439

Make GMO maggots that grow heme protein

>> No.22943950
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>>22943362

>> No.22944465

>>22942439
build my fucking social network (just done at 80%)

>> No.22945102

Uber but for all types of wagies

>> No.22945288

>>22942439
taking money from billionaires.

>> No.22945414

>>22942439
Flying drones that shoot at niggers if they see one.

>> No.22945427

>>22945414
this

>> No.22945429

Hire 100 mercenaries to take over Seychelles and turn it into a tax haven for billionaires.

>> No.22945457

>>22942439
Marry a future trillionaire and divorce him when he starts seeing a goblin.

>> No.22945519

>>22942439
Fundamentally connecting external data with a Blockchain via Oracles

>> No.22945765

Gonna train a roastie in a black turtleneck to say, "the internet...but for cupcakes?", then watch the venture capital roll in.

>> No.22945785

regenerative hibernation device

>> No.22945793

>>22942439
Whores who love you.

>> No.22945909

>>22945414
Based

>> No.22946081

>>22943394
How do you get the cheese out

>> No.22946104

>>22942677
with drone delivery and XMR payment

>> No.22946162

>>22942884
that IS funny

>> No.22946185

>>22942884
Same
Depressions are the best time to build one to launch later, though.

>> No.22946571

>>22942439
Artificial nature VR for space mining wageslaves.

>> No.22946587

Making a bunch of coins on launcher.finance in a few weeks

>> No.22946655

want a trillion dollar idea that’s foolproof? send all ziggers back to Africa and allocate the resources used to combat feral ziggers that are no longer existent in the US back to your pocket and fellow taxpayers pockets

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22946733

Selling my high value paintings I make

>> No.22946834

>>22946587
kek nice