/biz/ - Business & Finance

How dare they expect us to work as a team with people wtf bros I’m gonna kill myself

It's a fucking internship

>>22939924
internships are literally the most jewish thing ever invented

Hate to break it to you, but the most hirable devs are the ones who know how to talk to people and communicate effectively

Doesn't mean you need to be oversocialising at work, just be able to say hello and good bye and talk about the weather without being a choleric barbarian. HR are retards that are responsible in 99% of the cases for people more than qualified for jobs not to apply because they are turned off by exactly this shit.

>>22939876
>get in
>blow all social energy first few trial months
>they'll think you're good
>start working solo once the trial is done and never have to socialize again
this would only work in the EU though, in burgerland they can just fire you whenever they want

>>22939964
Christianity is the most Jewish thing ever invented

>>22939965

Thank God for that too. Technical ability + communication skills filter out so many cucks who would drive the wages down.

This is why mid/senior level software engineering is saturation proof right now.

>>22939876
fucking dropped

>>22939876

>>22939876
Why would I work for 12-20/h when I could swing shitcoins instead?

>>22940101
because you can leverage the $12-20 experience and referral from management to become $40-60 afterwards, and then swing that for $80-100. if you could make that with shitcoin, you wouldn't be posting on /biz/

>>22940175

>>22940101
So that you can put every paycheck into crypto

>>22940175
that is a myth. The moment you leave for greener pasture HR and bosses will shit on you whenever somebody from a new potential job calls for a reference.
>hello sirs we got an application from one of your former employees, can you tell us a bit about him
>he quit, he will quit your company too. He is not loyal
As long as Genx and Boomers as Boomer Millenial sit in HR and get their daddys companies, being independent is the only real option to not get caught up in the wagie game

>>22940310

Nigger people switch jobs in software like it's their job. The 2-year stint is a fucking expectation, if you're at a place for 5 you may as well be a lifer.

>>22940015
Not autism but AvPD but I do this in burgerland, and it still takes them 1-2+ years after my social skills blow out for them to give up on me instead of thinking I’m going through some kind of rough patch/personal issues. First impressions are STRONG.

>>22939876
Lol that’s what’s stopping you? It doesn’t even mean anything.

>>22939876
>Florida
>high wages

>>22940175
80-100/h? How many people make that much?
You'd probably have to work for 30 years and be great at office politics to get into an upper management position to make that much.
And you'd still have to play retarded games and socialize with normies all day.

Thank you sir, but I'm making a couple hundred per day flipping shitcoins with some big days where I make 1k+.
And I'm planning to move a big stack into yield farming soon which would probably give me a monthly salary on its own.

>>22940346
>He doesn't scan job ads and calls to offer independent project work building his portfolio
cage monkey detected

>>22940041
Then why are Jews constantly trying to destroy whatever is considered christian? Get checked

>>22940445
Lol. I make ~$65/hr as a new grad and would make 80-100+ if I weren’t too socially retarded to do well in any interview over three hours.

>>22940068
Correct. My technical skills are mediocre, but since my communication skills are orders of magnitude better than your average Pajeet or autist I'm always 100% hirable and many times have to evaluate multiple job offers. I once had a hot recruiter try and fuck me to sign on with the job she was offering. Kinda wish I did, as the job I went with got coronacucked. Only took 1 week to find another job tho. Such is senior dev life.

>>22940534
>I once had a hot recruiter try and fuck me to sign on with the job she was offering
and everyone clapped

>>22940491
Guess pay levels are different in burgerlang.
I'm from yurop and 80-100 would put you into the top 1% here.

>>22940445
My guy, I'm making 60 an hour 3 years out of a meme bootcamp. 80-100 is probably attainable 3 years from now for me.

>>22940534
TC or GTFO

>>22940564
In Burger King 150k a year is well above average. If you make more than that you probably live in CA where rent is $4k a month.

>>22940564
This is what I've heard about Europe and Canada. The devs don't get paid shit there. Being an American has its drawbacks, but at least in the software dev world, it's the mecca

>>22940581
TC? 4 weeks time off plus holidays, 60 an hour, 100% remote, health, bonuses, paid training, meme 401k match, etc.

>>22940596
In yurop 100k/y in euros is well above average and you get taxed 50%+
It's probably twice as easy making a living with crypto as it would be where you live.

>>22940612
Yeah crypto you earn the same money regardless of your location.
A senior dev job would probably earn half of what you guys earn after taxes here.

>>22940555
Checked. Yeah I didn't believe it either and to be honest spaghetti did fall out of my pocket when she did make a pass at me so not like I'm proud of it.